Hey I'm no whore I'm a slut!

>>799527
Agreed. Violence is not the product of any good Christian.

WOW.

Admonish your mother for bashing in the new local rich girl! You're going to get sued!

SheepBro 2017/05/04(Thu)19:03 No. 799750 ID: 54336d
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>>799598
Matt's Mom explains that she could get the girl for sexual harassment AND breaking and entering.
She's also apart one of the best legal teams out there.
>>799533
Matt attempts to keep his Mom from wrecking Dogma more than necessary.

...maybe we can recruit her to help retrieve the keys and thus repair her wall.

>>799750
Matt's Mom crouches down and starts speaking to Matt in a soothing voice.
"Alright dear, if you tell mommy the truth on what happened..."
Her demeanor quickly changes into an aggressive one
"I'll MAKE THE MERCILESS AND THOROUGH SPANKING OF YOUR ASS LESS PAINFUL!"
Dogma is out of her daze and sees Matt about to receive an untold amount of hurt.

SheepBro 2017/05/04(Thu)19:33 No. 799756 ID: 54336d
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>>799755
correct image

Disbitch runs hot and cold.

We'll level with her. We can do lots of stuff. but we can't create no Technicolor Door. That happened on it's own. We mostly don't walk through paintings, either.

You did get the neighbor girl involved, but that was because she was lonely and noisy.

>>799756
Get up, go out, call child protective services.

>>799750
Technically she was my guest Mom so you can't get her for breaking and entering and there's something of an implicit burden of care for minors in your home even if she acted inappropriately?

>>799755
>>799756
I don't knooooooow! The door was just here and I don't know how it got here!

start crying, loudly.

SheepBro 2017/05/05(Fri)03:53 No. 799819 ID: 54336d
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>>799769
>>799778
Matt starts crying, loudly and excessively.
>"I-I-I d-d-don't kn-know m-m-m-m-mom *Sniffle* wh-what happened!" *hic*
Again Mom's demeanor changes. This time into a more sympathetic and caring one.
Mom pulled Matt into a hug to try to calm him down.
"*gasp* no no no no sweetheart don't cry. Mommy's not mad at you."
>"y-you're n-not? *sniffle*
"Nooo. She just had a rough day that's all, sweetie."
Dogma whispered something to Matt that he didn't understand at first.
>"what did you say?"
"I said your mom is one of the most explosive people I met."
...
"And it's fucking hot!"

There you have it Matt. if you want to secure that tall stack of canis' affections, you gotta show her a little temper.

Channel your inner Max, little buddy.

Dogma: ask if she's not mad at you anymore either.

Continue sobbing. Mention the big door broke the pottery.

>>799819
>"And it's fucking hot!"
Yeah maybe don't repeat that unless you wanna get beat up again.

SheepBro 2017/06/03(Sat)18:13 No. 805769 ID: a0383f
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>>799863
>>799865
"LOL BYE SON I'M GONNA GO DO MOM STUFF NOW AHUHUHUHUH."

Something tells Matt she couldn't give a good reason to care. She could be very busy at the moment too.

SheepBro 2017/06/03(Sat)18:17 No. 805770 ID: a0383f
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>>805769
Dogma gets up and rubs her head.
Matt asks how she's feeling.
"It's like I got hit by a truck going at Mach V while getting cunt pun-"
"WATCH YOUR TONGUE IN MY HOUSE, DEARY!"

What do you suggest they do?

We still have a trap door key. Let's try it on all the androgynous-looking doors.

Or maybe the one on the ceiling.

>>805770
You picked up the pink key in that painting, so you might as well put it in the pink keyhole on the door.

>>805770
Let's go raid the fridge for ice for our wounds, or ice cream to feel better.

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)05:25 No. 805830 ID: a0383f
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>>805796
Matt and Dogma go to the kitchen.
Dogma grabs an Ice Pack and puts it on her head.
Matt lifts himself up so he's eye level with the table.
Dogma asks if Matt needs a chair or something.
>"Nah, when you've doing this for 4-5 years it gets really easy. Plus it's great exercise for gym."
"How so?"
>"Ever done 50 pull ups?"
"No."
...

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)05:43 No. 805831 ID: a0383f
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>>805830
Matt's Mom Bursts through the door behind them with a shotgun and starts shooting whatever is behind the door.
"EAT BUCKSHOT FILTHY ABOMINATION! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>"Shouldn't we get Uncle Ross to deal with that thing? No amount of buckshot is gonna kill it, mom."

Do you have lots of shotgun-solvable problems where you live, Matt, or is this new?

I'm guessing it's not a rampaging deer.

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)06:58 No. 805835 ID: a0383f
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>>805833
Matt knows what Mom was shooting at.
It's his sister Emma's pet spider.
Just have this little comic detailing why this is why.

>>805835
What a cutie!

The spider, not your sister. Why would you even think that?

>>805831
Dogma: (Damn that's hot).

>>805835
So big sis accidentally gave little sis' pet magic steroids?

Where are all these sisters right now, anyways?

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)10:23 No. 805844 ID: a0383f
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>>805841
Matt recall where his three sisters are at.
Stacie is at work and won't be out until later this evening.
Emma is at school and will be home soon.
Rubalin is living with Matt's Dad some thousand miles away.

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)16:15 No. 805873 ID: a0383f
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>>805844
Speaking of Emma, she surprises Matt with a hug.
>"How's my favorite twin?"
>"Aren't you suppose to be in school?"
>"I got let out early. wanna know why?"
>"Why?"
...

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)16:23 No. 805877 ID: a0383f
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>>805873
>"I HAVE MAGIC!

>>805877
".....MOOOOM!!!!! EMMA SKIPPED SCHOOL USING MAGIC!!!!!"

>>805877
Oh, neat!

Wait why did they send you home for that. Is magic a sickness or something?

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)16:52 No. 805883 ID: a0383f
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>>805880
>"but why did the magic get you sent home?
>"I accidentally sent a kid to the hospital."
>"Oh."
>>805879
>".....MOOOOM!!!!! EMMA SKIPPED SCHOOL USING MAGIC!!!!!"
>"DUDE CHILL I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!"
"You two quit your yelling. Plus mom isn't home, she had to go out."
Matt's sister Stacie is home.
>"Aren't you suppose to be at work?"
"I was sent home because of an accident."
>"what accident?"
"An accident because of what your doing. Also stop talking together, it's creepy."

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)17:16 No. 805899 ID: a0383f
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>>805883
Now that Emma has arrived, you have the ability to switch control between Matt and Emma at any time (well, if the situation permits).

Hi five your twin, introduce her to your friend, and fill her in on what's been going on.

>>805899
>Emma's partner is unknown
Why are those question marks there? It obvious who her partner is! It's her magically gigantified pet spider!

Let's explain to your sisters what's going on with the giant magic door.

And then go put the pink key in the pink keyhole already! That way you've already unlocked that one and not have to worry about accidentally dropping the pink key and losing it!

>And then go put the pink key in the pink keyhole already
Let's suggest this to Dogma while waggling our eyebrows furiously.

And then actually do it.

SheepBro 2017/06/11(Sun)07:58 No. 807305 ID: 356c1a
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>>805902
>>805928
Emma exclaims she already know about the Door and Dogma. She hold up her phone and show Matt the thread.

SheepBro 2017/06/11(Sun)08:05 No. 807306 ID: 356c1a
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>>807305
She greets Dogma non the less.

busted.

Stop breaking the fourth wall, sis!

Stick your dick key in it, already.

SheepBro 2017/06/11(Sun)14:28 No. 807353 ID: 356c1a
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>>805928
>>805937
Matt and Dogma head back into the basement(?).
It's gotten considerably cooler in the basement in the hour that the two have been out.
Now... Matt doesn't have the pink key. He has A key that can be used.

This place looks about 20% cooler.

We may need someone with a manly physique to push that one crate over to the hatch. Harness the spiderbro?

>>807353
>Matt doesn't have the pink key.
Yes you do! The whole reason you first jumped into the painting is because there was a pink key in it! See: >>783721 ?! You picked up the Pink Key!

Dogma is the one that picked up the normal key while you were hiding in a box!

Suggestion 2017/07/09(Sun)08:56 No. 814207 ID: 3b5e56
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>>807359
Nope, Matt never picked up the Pink Key.
It wasn't in the small crate and it wasn't in the crawlspace. Dogma does have the Trapdoor key.
Dogma seems to be talking but Matt isn't listening.

>>807305
What, sis breaks the fourth wall and then doesn't stick around to join the party?

Oh well, I guess if we really need you, you'll see it in the thread when we ask for it.

>>814207
Turn around and ask her "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

Sheep!Ykw7p6s1S. 2017/09/08(Fri)20:50 No. 829021 ID: 3b5e56
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>>814367
Matt asks if Dogma can repeat what she said.
She asks if Matt can use magic since his Emma and possibly his other sister Stacie can use it.
Matt is curious if he can but isn't sure. He hasn't felt different after The Door showed up.

What kind of magic? Try doing something.

>>829021
Hmmm. I don't know.

Abracadosomething!

We are a black sheep from a family of mages.
Our sheet says melee, but that ain't the whole story.

Matt is a Gunblade Specialist.
duct tape steak knife to shotgun and pose