Suggestion 2009/11/15(Sun)17:43 No. 77177 ID: 40dc56
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They came from the sky, and landed in our city.

Suggestion 2009/11/15(Sun)17:45 No. 77181 ID: 40dc56
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They call themselves "Angels" and they claim they are from heaven. At first everyone was skeptical, but they have cured our diseases, and have answered all questions asked through their god. Now everyone thinks they are really angels.

Suggestion 2009/11/15(Sun)17:45 No. 77182 ID: 40dc56
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I don't though.

Suggestion 2009/11/15(Sun)17:47 No. 77187 ID: 40dc56
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For my entire life I have believed in ghosts. I have contacted spirits numerous times before, and I do not believe in what they are saying. Because of this I am regarded as a heretic amongst our new society and must wear this garb as a symbol of my disbelief. That's why I have contacted you, spirits. I need your help to prove they are nothing but false prophets. Please. Help me.

>>77187
Hey.
S'cool.
We take payment in curry, bitches, and gold.

>>77187
...fghost is that you?

wtfghost

Where are we right now?

Also, rip garb thing off and shred its edges until we have a badass tattered cloak or something.

>>77187
... fGhost? Is... is that you?

Where should we start?

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/15(Sun)18:10 No. 77216 ID: 40dc56
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>>77190
>>77193
That's what they call me, yes.
>>77192
>>77203
Well I'm currently in my house, there is a city wide power outage so everything is dark currently, I am holding my wallet, with $30.

If I take off my garb I will be sentenced to the sacrificial altar where I will surely die.

>>77216
First order of business, fGhost. Snack cakes. Acquire them by any means necessary.

After that is taken care of, you must then find some sort of weapon, preferably an automatic rifle, illegally, if necessary, and go on a quest to destroy your oppressive alien overlords.

But, as I mentioned, snack cakes are a necessity for such a mission, and must be obtained first.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/15(Sun)18:41 No. 77232 ID: 40dc56
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>>77227

I would like to do this as nonlethal as possible, I want to prove to the rest of the city that they are fake. So I can possibly start and uprising. Not kill them all.

As for the snack cakes that sounds like a wonderful idea. I am starving a-

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/15(Sun)18:42 No. 77233 ID: 40dc56
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>>77232

>KSSSSHHHHH

>"LEAVE OUR CITY HERETIC BASTARD."

>>77233
CLAIM THAT BRICK AS YOUR OWN! Hey he threw it at you its obvious he wants you to have it.

Start smoking and wear a hat.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/17(Tue)12:07 No. 78059 ID: 40dc56
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>>77242
>BRICK ADDED TO INVENTORY

Alright so what now guys? I can't really see.

Find a flashlight.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/17(Tue)12:24 No. 78073 ID: 40dc56
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>>78060
I think there is one in the drawer over there, but I don't want to step in the glass...I can't really tell where it fell though...any ideas?

Ride the brick over the glass.

>>78073
Don't lift your feet, just shuffle.

You're a ghost... you don't need to walk... just FLOAT over

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/17(Tue)13:30 No. 78113 ID: 40dc56
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>>78074
That is a ridiculous notion, and you are ridiculous for saying that.
>>78092
That is an alright idea, you are pretty alright.
>>78093
but before we go on I have to admit...

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/17(Tue)13:31 No. 78114 ID: 40dc56
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>>78113
I'm only half-ghost..

>>78114
...how do you become half-ghost?

Did you die and then someone resurrected you, but they like, died halfway through the resurrection?

His mother became a ghost when he was still in the womb.

FetusGhost? The Fetus is silent.

Shock! Horror! Betrayal!

What a twist!

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/17(Tue)13:47 No. 78122 ID: 40dc56
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>>78115
>>78117
>>78120
Basically um, my mom was a ghost and my dad was human and they uh...had twins, me and aGhost.

Oh yeah... wasn't there a movie about that? With Patrick Swayze or whoever?

>>78125

Yeah, Dirty Dancing.

Oh my God fGhost! You'r dad was in Dirty Dancing? How come you never told us?

Also, why not just go put your shoes on? Then you won't have to worry about the glass.

>>78122
How did your parents fuck?

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/17(Tue)14:34 No. 78148 ID: 40dc56
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>>78125
>>78126
>>78137

My father is not Patrick Swayze, his name was William Clearwater, and he was a gentleman. My mother was Quinn Clearwater.
>>78146

He uh..*ahem* put his penis in her vagina, and made babies with her..honestly no one has told you about the birds and bees yet? I'm sorry!

As for the shoes I think that is a better idea, and I'll go acquire them in just a minute.

Aw man... this is going to be longest minute ever, isnt it?

>>78148
I think we were asking more along the lines of "How was your dad even able to touch her, since she was a ghost and therefore not physically tied to this world?"

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/18(Wed)12:16 No. 78686 ID: 40dc56
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Okay so I got the shoes and walking over was believably simple!

> fGHOST'S LITTLE BOOTIES EQUIPPED
>>78260
that's a common misconception amongst the ghost race.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/18(Wed)12:17 No. 78687 ID: 40dc56
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>>78686

Alrighty then..what drawer should I try first?

>>78687
Top right!

>>78687
All of them? Is there any reason you can't open them all?

If you can't recall which one the flashlight's in, or if there's weird traps in your drawers (why?), then... I dunno. Start at the upper-left and go clockwise.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/18(Wed)13:44 No. 78719 ID: 40dc56
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>>78711

well duh I was gonna open all of them! I just wanted to know what your favorite one was jeez.

So I opened all the drawers, and this is what I found.

>1 Skateboard wheel
>12 Marbles
>1 Flashlight
>1 wii remote
>1 old valentines day card
>1 flask, half empty with grape juice

>FLASHLIGHT ADDED TO INVENTORY

anything else I should take?

>>78719
Can you get them all, or have you got a limited amount you can carry?
And if you've got a limited amount of inventory space, maybe you could rig a towel or blanket into a makeshift container that's easier to carry.

>>78719
Wait wait, first things first. What of that stuff was in the top right drawer? We have to take anything from there.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/18(Wed)13:54 No. 78728 ID: 40dc56
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>>78723
I can only fit what I can hold in my pockets at the moment, maybe I could get a better carrying case in a little, but we got what we came for.
>>78724
the wii remote and the skateboard wheel were in that drawer, both seem kind of trivial but if you can see some use to them I'll take them.

so anything else?

>>78728
Marbles.

>>78728
Open the V-day card and read it.

Take the marbles and grape juice.

Take battery out of wiimote. Use it as spare flashlight batteries.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/18(Wed)15:43 No. 78808 ID: 40dc56
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>>78751
The card says "I love you brother, aGhost"
>>78768
That's a good idea!

>SPARE BATTERIES ADDED TO INVENTORY

>>78808
An 'Angel' is watching you from the window. Shine your flashlight in its eyes.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/18(Wed)18:15 No. 78881 ID: 40dc56
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>>78813
>FLASHLIGHT EQUIPPED

Oh no! Did they find out about the chance of an uprisi-..

There's no one there! That wasn't nice, guys! hmm...what now though? At least I can see now.

Shine it out the window, see if there is anything out there.

Now take advantage of the blackout to infiltrate the angels headquarters!

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/19(Thu)12:18 No. 79166 ID: 40dc56
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>>78897
Nothing's out here...jeez it's really dark outside, even with my flashlight.
>>78916
I can't do that all by myself! I need to start a mob somehow! I can't do this alone!

Walk toward the glowy thingum.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/24(Tue)20:10 No. 81351 ID: 40dc56
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>>79769
Yeah maybe I should start walking towards so-

!!!!!

>>81351
USE WII REMOTE! USE ITS SHARP UNPROTECTED EDGES TO SEVERELY DAMAGE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM!

>>81352
Kind of this.
Wrap the cord around your wrist, then swing it to build up momentum and use the INVINCIBLE NINTENDO CONSTRUCTION to beat the thing over the head.

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/24(Tue)20:33 No. 81355 ID: 40dc56
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FFFFFFF OH GOD I'M SO SCARED

MAKE A SANDWICH
PEACE OFFERING

don't give up fGhost! We believe in you!

SANDWICH!

INITIATE ROMANTIC SUBPLOT

IT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL SURVIVE THIS ENCOUNTER

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/26(Thu)18:02 No. 81893 ID: 40dc56
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fffFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

hahh.....hahh...

Check your feet for glass!

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/26(Thu)20:46 No. 81970 ID: 40dc56
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>>81897
No glass! I think it was just a bad dream...

what day is it?

it's mother ffffucking turkey day

indulge little ghost, indulge

Quick! Check the calender!

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/26(Thu)22:03 No. 82059 ID: 40dc56
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>>82011

Oh my gosh it's a wednesday!

PROLOGUE END fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/26(Thu)22:04 No. 82063 ID: 40dc56
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>>82059

I have to prepare! They're coming over for the campaign soon!

fffff...

mother.
fucking.
yes.

Ed Pastry 2009/11/27(Fri)06:39 No. 82135 ID: 35cea2
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EXCELLENCE

>>81970
Delicious fGhost feet<3

Chapter 2 Craig!Ka6xxcqsa6 2009/11/27(Fri)10:10 No. 82168 ID: 40dc56
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(Control has switched to Craig, who is playing Skifree)

"LET'S PLAY SOME SKIFREE MAN
IT'S TIGHT AS HELL
OH DANG THERE'S A TREE
SHIT I FELL
YOU CLICK REAL FAST
TO GET MORE STYLE
JUMP OFF THAT RAMP
AIRBORNE FOR A MILE"

>Brrrriiiinngg

Man, phones suck. Should I answer it? Or continue skifree.

Get phone, Skifree can wait. Unless there is that yeti on the screen, in which case PRESS F LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>>82168
Aren't you supposed to go to fGhost's place today for something?

Answer the phone! It's fGhost with important news.

>>82168
Press F to ski faster and escape the Yeti.

Oh man, you've got a highscore going to. What do you do, man? what do you do? You know it's rude not to answer the phone. Quick! Is there any way to pause?