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769635 No. 769635 ID: eb3fae

This epic tail is about one Gynrann's epic quest to restore his honor, complete acts of heroism, but most importantly satisfy his extreme boredom
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No. 769637 ID: eb3fae
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769637

Our story begins with one Gynrann standing guard in the Town of Flowerhill, a quiet place that doesn't see much of the war on the front lines. Following the events caused by the inept actions one certain commander the proud warrior has been stationed as a guard in this quiet town to keep it safe from what ever could have threatened the peace it is known for.
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No. 769638 ID: eb3fae
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769638

My name is Maximillion, and i am of the Honorbound clan, and i have never been this fucking bored in my entire life.

I have only been here for a week and i feel it my metal bones that nothing will happen here as long as i live, which won't be long i am sure cause i will most likely succumb to my own boredom eventually.

What should i do?

I could just abandon my post and go to the bar and grab a pint, or several. This post is rather humiliating for someone of my skill, just look at my equipment; A twig of a spear because they didn't have anything that fit me, a wall mounted decorative shield, and a hastily forged breastplate.

However as much as my clan wouldn't blame me for abandoning my post, i can find honor in my assigned duty and i am sure i will be praised for even in the face of soul sucking boredom i held out. But in the end, tomorrow's shift won't be any more fun.

Please suggest an action..
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No. 769639 ID: 91f7c1

shit angrily
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No. 769643 ID: 180f83

I know it's boring, but I just know as soon as you leave, trouble will show up. For now, just people watch, and make fun of them in your head on the ridiculous things they might be doing.
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No. 769651 ID: 094652

Collect "Taxes" and buy yourself and your colleagues some better gear before the local gang punches through your sticks and stones and raids the town regardless of your dilligence.
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No. 769652 ID: 91ee5f

>>769638
>i feel it my metal bones
You're a robot?
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No. 769674 ID: 90f3c0

You can't abandon your post just because you're bored. Continue to stand around and do nothing.
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No. 769703 ID: e95cec

You could compromise and get a book or something. Stay at your post and just not be quite as vigilant as you ought.
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No. 769709 ID: db0da2

Do you have anyone to share this post with? Some company might make it more bearable. A book would also be good. In any case I wouldn't worry about it too much, you're the protagonist, so something interesting is bound to happen to you sooner or later.

>>769652
No he's an x-man
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No. 769739 ID: 91ee5f

>>769709
>No he's an x-man
No, his name is Maximillion. He obviously challenges people in a children's card game and steals their souls whenever he beats them.
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No. 769833 ID: a8a0be

Compromise. Bring a book tomorrow morning. For now, send a courier to the bar and have a pint on the job. Just don't get visibly pickled.
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No. 769838 ID: eb3fae
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769838

>Collect "Taxes" and buy yourself and your colleagues some better gear before the local gang punches through your sticks and stones and raids the town regardless of your dilligence.

What do you take me for, some battle horny barbarian from Warpath? Besides i am the only unfortunate one to get this craptacular gear due to them not expecting some douche stationing a proud honorable warrior in practically the safest place in the kingdom, nothing is going to happen.

>You could compromise and get a book or something. Stay at your post and just not be quite as vigilant as you ought.

Yeah great idea there, pressing a book to my face while i am supposed to watch for trouble.
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No. 769839 ID: eb3fae
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769839

>I know it's boring, but I just know as soon as you leave, trouble will show up. For now, just people watch, and make fun of them in your head on the ridiculous things they might be doing.

If i don't leave i might just cause trouble as i go insane from the boredom, though the people watching does sound kinda fun.
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No. 769840 ID: eb3fae
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769840

Yeah look at knife ears over there, strolling through the streets with no worry in the world taking their safety for granted, no knowledge of the horrors of war
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No. 769841 ID: eb3fae
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769841

And here comes your avrage jo human just strolling by and.. wait a minute something is wrong
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No. 769842 ID: eb3fae
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769842

am i going insane?
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No. 769843 ID: eb3fae
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769843

um...
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No. 769844 ID: eb3fae
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769844

.....
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No. 769845 ID: eb3fae
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769845

They all look the fucking same!
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No. 769847 ID: 180f83

I take it they never looked the same before? either someone has a huge family of identical brothers (unlikely), or someone is using dark magic to clone someone, or themself. This requires investigation as a guard.
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No. 769849 ID: 595d54

>>769845
Wow, racist. You can see their ears are different. If it really bothers you tell them to halt and explain themselves.
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No. 769857 ID: 398fe1

>>769845
Either this is a new development that you need to investigate or you're losing it. Either way time to abandon your post and wander about.
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No. 769864 ID: a8a0be

>>769845
But that's racist!
No, but seriously, do all humans normally look the same to you?
If so, I mean, something something sensitivity training, if not, then yeah now it's time to investigate.
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No. 769874 ID: 15a025

You're either loosing it or it's time to get some glasses.
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No. 769885 ID: d31055

Is there a festival going on or are these people dirt poor? I mean, are the clothes the same color and design and stuff?
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No. 769901 ID: db0da2

Make a game of it, try to learn to tell them apart. It'll help alleviate your boredom and it's probably an important skill for you to have anyway.
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No. 770492 ID: eb3fae
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770492

>Wow, racist.
>But that's racist!

Im sorry! this has never happened before i swear!
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No. 770493 ID: eb3fae
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770493

>I take it they never looked the same before? either someone has a huge family of identical brothers (unlikely), or someone is using dark magic to clone someone, or themself. This requires investigation as a guard.

>No, but seriously, do all humans normally look the same to you?
If so, I mean, something something sensitivity training, if not, then yeah now it's time to investigate.

>Either this is a new development that you need to investigate or you're losing it. Either way time to abandon your post and wander about.

holy shit you are right, as much as i want to say that Humans and Elves are basically the same they have never been a complete copy.

In my asumption that this place might just be the place that invented the word safe i didn't consider that something might be happeneing, it is my job to investigate
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No. 770494 ID: eb3fae
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770494

Maybe the gods placed me here to save these poor people as i am sure no one would come here if something was going on for the excact same reason i didn't spring to action.

>If it really bothers you tell them to halt and explain themselves.

"HALT! Citizen, care to explain why everyone is dressed the same?" I bellow out trying to catch them off guard threatening them with my 'twig' spear
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No. 770495 ID: eb3fae
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770495

They all recoil in the same manner and raise their hands up as 3 speaks in a perfect chorus "I don't know what you are talking about officer"

holy shit this is really creepy
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No. 770498 ID: 480418

>>770495
Whooooooa, I don't know if Gynrann are always like this but dude try some subtlety.
Pull the spear back, apologize, then pick one of them to follow. Preferably one you didn't just threaten.

Shit, man, turn down tho
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No. 770512 ID: 790549

It's worse than we thought. They don't even know they've been duplicated. I doubt there is a specific law pertaining to this specific situation. What laws can we generalize to fit the situation cause I have a hard time believing this should be legal.
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No. 770516 ID: 398fe1

>>770495
Okay seriously something is wrong here. This looks like an illusion made to keep you thinking nothing is wrong, but it's really shoddy and low-maintenance. Using illusory clones instead of distinct illusions.

Look around, do you see anyone different? Check a nearby place of business. You need to find whatever this is meant to cover up or distract you from.

Also see if you can grab one of them and take them with you.
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No. 771084 ID: dce082

Well I guess it could be interesting to lightly stab one and see what happens... what is the penalty for stabbing an innocent civilian around here? if its nothing or just a slap on the wrist then go for it.
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No. 771159 ID: 95c606

Wait they're not all the same, one of them has pointy ears.
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No. 771203 ID: 480418

>>771159
That's the elf. It seems to be the only detail differentiating any of them; there were a bunch of elves and a bunch of humans all identical except for the ears.
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No. 771291 ID: a45cf8

>>770495
There's some bad voodoo going down here, ask for their names and places of residence, also maybe prod each one with a finger as you ask, prove they aren't illusions.
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No. 771564 ID: eb3fae
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771564

>Whooooooa, I don't know if Gynrann are always like this but dude try some subtlety.
Pull the spear back, apologize, then pick one of them to follow. Preferably one you didn't just threaten.

I don't think you grasp what is going on here, this is really unsettling..

>It's worse than we thought. They don't even know they've been duplicated. I doubt there is a specific law pertaining to this specific situation. What laws can we generalize to fit the situation cause I have a hard time believing this should be legal.

I don't think laws apply in this situation.. but disturbing the peace maybe?
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No. 771565 ID: eb3fae
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771565

>Well I guess it could be interesting to lightly stab one and see what happens...

That is awfully tempting but until i don't know if that is a good idea until we figure out what is going on

>Look around, do you see anyone different? Check a nearby place of business. You need to find whatever this is meant to cover up or distract you from.

Hmm..
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No. 771566 ID: eb3fae
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771566

The general store seems 'infected' as well
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No. 771567 ID: eb3fae
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771567

and seeing one of the.. 'clones' stumble past the bar door i can asume that it is 'infected' as well
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No. 771568 ID: eb3fae
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771568

Though as I expected, the dwarf smith just next to my post is fine.

There isn't much that can make a dwarf stop their work once they have started
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No. 771569 ID: eb3fae
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771569

>There's some bad voodoo going down here, ask for their names and places of residence, also maybe prod each one with a finger as you ask, prove they aren't illusions.

"what are your names, profecion and residence" I demand

the trio answers in perfect chorus again; "I am Bob Carlson" however when they say where they live their other details they speak over each other and it becomes rather unintelligible of what they said.

Man, i am so spooked by these fuckers
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No. 771573 ID: a1b331

Maybe we can get a clue if we find the real 'Bob Carlson'. Since the Dwarf is uninfected ask if he recognizes that name.
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No. 771575 ID: 094652

Okay, NOW you may draw your weapons.

Regular civilians aren't so stupid as to simultaneously declare they have the same name and then talk over each other about their jobs and where they live. You would at least hear some gossip or a few schoolgirl giggles.

Talk to the dwarf. Make some weapons. Kill some robots (these mindless clones).
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No. 771577 ID: 2a4623

"Are you the only Bob Carlson?"
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No. 771578 ID: dce082

Okay, before you go stabbing everything like a crazy Guinea Pig consider why this town is so peaceful, it could be because pretty much everyone is the same person. ask the dwarf if its normal for everyone to look the same.
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No. 771586 ID: 398fe1

Starting to look less like an illusion and more like a spell has been cast on YOU to make every humanoid look the same, so that if one of them commits a crime you are far less capable of chasing them down or giving a description for a wanted poster.

Go ask the dwarf if the three people you're with are all wearing the same clothes and look identical aside from ears.
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No. 771590 ID: 480418

Highly recommend following one of them, but do ask the dwarf smith if he notices the same problem.

Confirm that he is also not racist.
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