Suggestion 2016/12/23(Fri)01:23 No. 767740 ID: 9f3729

Wrong board, try questdis though! First thread is a buuuuuunch of quest advice!

I'd love to help you out coming up with your quest but don't you have something more important to do?

Kekikiri, the Maw That Devours, is still trapped in your bathroom. She hungers! You'd better go find something to feed that thing if you ever want to use the shower again. Maybe it'll go away.

Yeah, I gotta say, that Maw is a REALLY big distraction from any quest making. You should take care of that first, my friend, my amigo, my peeper.

One of your friends is in the living room, you could go feed them to it. Orrrrrrrr you can try to find some random person on the street to satisfy the hunger, though that could be much more difficult.

Choices, choices, choices.

you better do SOMETHING about that maw, it's going at the curtains now

1/2 knux400 2016/12/23(Fri)05:40 No. 767762 ID: d035ee
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>>767741
>>767745
>>767749

Ohmygosh ohmygosh OHMYGOSH! You're totally right! I'd forgotten about that! It's still making noises at me... I really don't want to try and feed anyone to it, but I suppose I need my bathroom...

You found a GOAL!

2/2 knux400 2016/12/23(Fri)05:43 No. 767763 ID: d035ee
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My friend is in the other room. I don't think he knows what's going on...

Bro, seriously, what is with all that noise?

[color=7a0071]You found a CHARACTER![/color]

Hi...
<determining name for [/color]
Nathan! What's up man!

>>767763
Oh hey, sup nathan. Had to get a breather, this whole death cult party's pretty intense!
Also dont open the bathroom, i might need a flamethrower

You are beginning to question your decision to date a hellish creature...
You can't just kill your friend. Think of all you guys been through, how he got your back when you needed, how you would miss him.
New object: kidnap a total stranger. Let go look for homeless people.

Look you can't just jump straight to murder. Try stuffing that voluminous maw with some pigeons first. Get Nathan to help you catch them.

now hold on, it's eating curtains just fine- there might be other options aside from people

Call up your demon hunter friend. The one with the peg-leg and ugly stetson.

knux400 2016/12/23(Fri)22:10 No. 767901 ID: d035ee
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>>767864
Right. Probably a good idea.

"Hey, um, so this giant maw thingy is in my bathroom and I-"

Kekikiri? In your bathroom? Nice try. Listen, buddy, I'm kinda in the middle of something right now. If you want to prank call me, do it later.

Huh. I guess he won't be of much use. There was some background noise, so maybe he's doing a job right now? I could try him later if I need him again.

What the hell is all this? Dude, I really need to pee, can you unbar your bathroom door? I know this is a death cult party, but come on.

Ummmm...

>>767841

...I got lonely, okay?

>>767858

Pigeons sound like a good, non-murderous idea. Well, less murderous, anyway.

You found a CHARACTER!
You found a WORLDBUIDING TOPIC: EXISTENCE OF DEMONS!
You found a BACKSTORY ELEMENT: DATING A CREATURE FROM HELL!
You found a SUB-GOAL!

Nathan... I love you man, but sometimes you are an idiot. Go pee outside!
New let's get some bread and our old butterfly net an go capture some pigeons.

Nathan just use the one upstairs that doesn't have a demonic woman clogging up the pipes, jeez it's really not that hard mate. And for the record if it's bared up it's probably bared up for a reason

You pay the rent. Kekikiri should be the one making dinner. Assert your male authority and tell her to get in the kitchen.

>>767908
Or you know you could be a good boy friend and check up on her to make sure she isn't sick. Oh crap, what if it's morning sickness!!!

1/2 knux400 2016/12/24(Sat)09:41 No. 767959 ID: d035ee
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>>767908
I'm going to go ahead and not, on the grounds that I rather like being alive and in one piece.

>>767909
No, It's not... We never... It's not morning sickness, okay? Look, the moment I summoned her, she started going nuts and chewing on things. There was never any... Just no.

>>767907
"Nathan, I do have a bathroom upstairs, you know."

I don't like the soap up there.

"Dude, you don't even wash your hands anyway."

...Fine.

Nathan heads upstairs to go use the other bathroom. With that out of the way...

2/2 knux400 2016/12/24(Sat)09:41 No. 767960 ID: d035ee
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It's time to go catch us some pigeons.

Do they technically have to be alive? I mean hell wouldn't it be easy just to pop a few with a BB gun or something? Maybe just knock them out with that then bag them up

How nostalgic. That takes you back to the days of your entomological collection of the order lepidopteran. Now to the park!

While you deal with this most immediately problem, consider the following:
So you summoned her? You did that because you wanted someone to date? Not only you are one of the worst cases of desperation, you are a shitty summoner. What went wrong with the biding ritual? Can it be fixed?

Make sure you've got a sack to put the pigeons in and keep an eye out for policemen, little old ladies with bags of crumbs and people especially concerned about pigeon welfare.

knux400 2016/12/27(Tue)01:25 No. 768444 ID: d035ee
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I arrive at the park, net in hand. It's about midday. How should I go about catching these pigeons? I have some bread with me, should I try luring them in with that first or just go in guns blazing? Metaphorically, that is. I don't own any guns.

>>767969
Mmmaybe? I'm not 100% clear on the eating habits of a horrible demon thing. It is called a Maw That Devours, so I'm assuming it can't be ~that~ picky about it.

>>768184
Yup, got those as well!

>>768179
>So you summoned her?
Yes.
>You did that because you wanted someone to date?
*sigh* ...Yes.
>What went wrong with the biding ritual? Can it be fixed?
I don't know. This was my first time summoning anything. Frankly, I'm surprised it worked at all.

I'd try to find a good spot where pigeons are likely to show up, I.e. Trees or any old folks that are already feeding them