Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKeMON! My name is Professor Jacaranda, and this is a pre-recorded message. This world is inhabited by creatures we like to call POKeMON. For some people, POKeMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Personally, I study POKeMON as a profession! For our records, please answer some questions.
First, are you a BOY or a GIRL?
Boy
rolled 2 = 2 1=boy 2=girl
We're a BIDOOF.
I am. Female Specimen
girl
So, you are a GIRL? Alright. What is your NAME? >New name >Violet >Tomoe
I name my Female specimen...GEY
>>761291 New Name: Viola!
> Name Tomoe > Rival's Name Ah! I remember! Her name is Slut-N-Slide!
Zarpedon.
>>761291 Violet is good
Tomoe sounds nice.
So, Tomoe, huh? What a cool and cute name! So, what is your RIVAL's name? >New name >Frared >Koji >"Slut-N-Slide"
>>761300 His name should be Dylan
Gey Lawd. name him the gayest of lords.
Kome
Richard.
>>761300 Koji
>>761300 Changed my mind, his name should be Jotaro if the girl is named Tomoe.
Dylan "Dumb Bitch" Koji
Kome.
>>761303 veto
>>761300 Slut-N-Slide.
>>761304 yeah, 'richard'
Quit trying to force kome as a meme, fuck's sake. Name him Jotaro.
"Fucker".
Dickbutt
>>761300 I Re-changed my mind, call him: Danny De Vito!
Jotaro. Go on then.
>>761302 Can't go wrong with the classics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQG5Hb6Gew
One vote for anything but Kome. (seriously if kome himself doesn't want it that's not cool) Also, Koji.
How about.. Tantor
>>761325 >>761311 >>761303 The man himself said no, so let's not.
I second jotaro.
>Pokemon Ultraviolet I am disappoint this isn't a Pokémon/Paranoia crossover.
>>761372 Pokemon Ultraviolent would be real horrorshow, too.
>>761331 This. Yes.
Thirding Jotaro, let's get some pokemon stand powers rolling in here
>>761353 Wait, no, back to second. Didn't recognize this as me, whoops!
I'll pick jotaro as well
NERD is traditional for me. But then, I haven't played a pokemon game in ages.
>>761300 slut-n-slide