Inject that shit boyo

>>761278
I have injected myself of this strange syringe in my body and- holy molley it has effects on me!

My bald scalp grew some Black lucious raven hair, my muddy brown eyes turned an emerald green, my ugly flabby body has shed it's folds into well toned muscles, my ugly mug of a face has been chiseled into a beautiful face!

I have aquired Basic Bishie form!

Mr. Chezy: Good work my friend, you have injected yourself of the bishie syringe!

Holy David Bowie's ghost! Mr. Chezy?! You can talk?!

Mr. Chezy: I always could talk but i waited for the right moment when you deiced to inject the bishie syringe into yourself, Peon, you must achieve your goal of becoming the most beautiful and handsome of all Bishies, you must put an end to the tyranny of the top 5 bishies and set a rightful ule to this world, you must walk the Path Of Radiant Beauty my Peon friend!

Shed a beautiful tear from hearing Mr. Chezy's moving speech* you're right Mr. Chezy, i must becaome the most beautiful and hadsome of all bishies to become the kind and generous ruler i was meant to be!

But what should i do now?

get kentucky fried chicken.

>>761281
Come to think of it, Mr. Chezy, you want to get some grubs at KFC?

Mr. Chezy: you know i do fancy some Fried Chicken.

As Me and Mr. Chezy enter's the nearest KFC i went to the counter.

I would like Two boxes of Fried Chicken and some of those chicken popcorn along with two cups of pepsi.

Some Guy: For here or to go?

Mhhhhhhhhhh..... i guess i could have it here.

Some Guy: That'll be 20.50$ pal.

as i gave this guy 20.50$, An old man dressed in a sharp white tuxedo set saw me and recognized me for some reasons.

Colonel sanders: Peon? Is that you Muh boi?

How did you know my name?

Colonel Sanders: So they've done it again, they tried to wipe out your memories, it's me yer Unlce Colonel Sanders!

Uncle Sanders?! Oh My God i remember now you used to come over every holidays with free KFC menu items!

Colonel Sanders: It's good to know you still remember a little bit and i see Mr. Chezy is still with you, heh, good ol' fella that Mr. Chezy is!

Wait you both know eachothers?

Mr. Chezy: Of course Peon, it was him that gave me to yuo for your birthday.

Oh yeah i remember now, thank you so much for Mr. Chezy Uncle Sanders!

Uncle Sanders: Well i'll do anything for my nephew now go out there and become the most beautiful and hadsome of all Bishies by kicking some major asses! YEEEHAAAW!

With the encouraging wise words of Ucle Sanders and this KFC menu i payed 20.50$, i feel ready to battle against the Top 5 Bishies... after eating my meal with Mr. Chezy!

*eating some KFC laters*

Whew this stuff is so good!

What sould i do now?

kill the top 5 bishies and wear thier skin to becoam the best bishie and taek their powers.

>>761293
I barely understood this one but i shall fight the Top Five Bishies!

Suddenly a shadow was casted over me, i looked behind and see some handsome japanese guy!

His Blonde umkept hair flowed with the wind, his blue aquatic eyes were shining like diamonds, his remarkable pecks and abs could crush rocks instantly!

It was there i realized it was Dolan Taijimura a.k.a Top bishie #5!

>Dolan: Well well well, if it isn't the nameless Peon? What are you doing outside of your warehouse?

I have decided to take on you all Top 5 bishies and end your cruel tyranny over everyones, by becoming the most beautiful and handsome of all Bishies!

>dolan: So you dare challenge us Five? Hahahahaha, you can never hope of defeating us five for we are the most powerful of all Bishies and will drive all uglies to extinctions including you!

Mr. Chezy: Peon, you must not let his words affect you there has to be some form of weakness to Dolan's bishieness!

You're right Mr. Chezy, if i am to beat Dolan, but what is his weakness?

engage in the noblest of bishe sports: the brood off. whoever has the most tortured soul wins.

>>761490
Dolan Taijimura, i challenge you in a brood off!

>Dolan: Very well, let us show whom has the most tortured soul!

After a long struggle i beatted Dolan's adictions to various drugs by my time living in that warehouse!

>Dolan: Such tortured soul, i had no idea what living in a warehouse felt like, now i feel really shitty knowing this, you won the brood off, for this i shall grant you one of my powers: Flaming eyes pierce, use this power wisely, for i have decided to redeem myself... by opening a hot-dog shop in Canada!

I grasp my eyes as i feel the burning inside them as my body changed.

My emerald eyes shifted to a burning yellow with orange rings, my well toned body started to take a tanned skin on it, my lucious black raven hair gained blonde streaks on them.

I have aquired Hot AF Bishie.

Well good luck in that hot-dog shop buisness in Canada Dolan, i wish the best of luck over there!

>Dolan: I thank you for opening my eyes of what my fellow bishies has done, if it had not been for you, i would have continued this evil path, thank you for setting me on the right path!

Mr. Chezy: I am amazed that Dolan was not really evil Peon.

Not everyone is evil Mr. Chezy, some are just misguided.

Mr. Chezy: You're right Peon, but you still have the remaining 4 Bishies to defeat.

Oh yeah you're right, where should i look for Bishie #4?

Tokyo Tower? The Forbidden City? Neuschwanstein Castle?

You could always hit the hottest nightclub in town and hope to get lucky.

>>762260
Mr. Chezy: Maybe Bishie #4 is in Tokyo tower, i heard large activyties going on there!

good idea Mr. Chezy, i shall go to tokyo tower to know what sort of activyties are going on there!

After a long drive in a cab Uncle Sanders payed for me, i finally arrived at Tokyo Tower and...

Mr. Chezy: Peon, what's wrong?

Is it just me or are evey bishies here actually fat?!

Mr. Chezy: This must be the activyties going on here, but something is not right, Peon can you sense it?

Yes i sense it, even tough these various bishies of both genders are fat but they are somewhat beautiful in their own ways, could this be the work of Bishie #46

Mr. Chezy: I do not know but something tell's me that Bishie #4 is at the top of the tower, go up there Peon!

And so i decided to take the elevator to go at the top of the tower.

as i wait to get to the top the elevator suddenly stopped and someone got in, someone not fat, this person feel's familliar.

???: Hey i know you, you are Nameless Peon, oh my goodness darling how are you?

Wait you know me?

???: Of course darling it's me, your Aunt Ivy Valentine.

Aunt Ivy, good to see you here of all the places, what are you doing here?

Ivy Valentine: Oh i just came here for my boob-job implants for Soul Calibur 6.

Of course you do...

Ivy Valentine: And what are you doing here by the way?

Oh me well i'm on my way to defeat the Top 5 Bishies, i defeated Bishie #5 and now he's opening a Hot-Dog shop in Canada.

Ivy Valentine: I see, well good luck in beating Bishie #4, she's really tough.

She?

Ivy Valentine: Oh yes Bishie #4 and #2 are both Females so do be carefull when facing them!

Will do Auntie Ivy and good luck with the Boob-job.

Ivy Valentine: Will do, my darling nephew, will do.

As my Aunt left the elevator, it arises to the top floor and the door openend and i enter the area.

Shout "I have come to challenge you Bishie #4! Come and duel me to the death! We shall fight with over-sized swords while crying prettily!"

>>762262
I shout at the top of my lungs.

I have come to challenge you Bishie #4! Come and duel me to the death! We shall fight with over-sized swords while crying prettily!

Right in front of me was Bishie #4.

Her long and flat black hair are as shiny as a diamond in the dark, her eyes are of a lustful pink, her skin and body figure are of a bodacious hourglass curve that is pale.

>Bishie #4: Seriously, sword? what is this Camelot? I shall accept your challenge. I don't need swords i only need my pure strenght!

Oh look she's doing a sumo pose now, i'm sure it's nothing much of a deal- ooooooooohhhhh my god!

Mr. Chezy: Peon what's wrong?

Look at her! She freaking huge! She's gotta weight 2000lbs by now her entire body if of a blobby flabby kind but for some reasons she's still beautiful even her face despite thise flabby cheekc is pretty, damn how is she doing this?

>Bishie #4: Now i shall crush you with my true weight and flatten you like a pancake!

Jesus christ, how is she even one of the Top 5 bishies is she's THIS fat, while still mobile at this point?

Laugh at #4 "Coward! Everyone knows a true bishie must wield a sword as long as they are tall! Bare handed brawling is far to UGLY for a bishie to partake in!"

>>762306
I laugh as if someone told me a joke!

Coward! Everyone knows a true bishie must wield a sword as long as they are tall! Bare handed brawling is far to UGLY for a bishie to partake in!

>Bishie #4: Fine, if that's the way you want it, then that's the way you'll have it!

As she finished her sentences she summoned her quite large Meat Cleaver sword.

Uh, Well... i'm fucked there!

Mr. Chezy: Do not give up hope yet Peon, reach withing your heart to summon your sword!

Alright Mr. Chezy, i'll do it!

As i reached from the very depths of my heart, i began to feel a blade being summoned into my hand.

Holy Shit, i can't believe it worked!

The very blade of my sword is of a large, narrow, slightly curved blade made of mithril is held by a grip wrapped in strange, sapphire blue buffalo skin.
The razor-sharp point makes this weapon a perfect choice if you wish to puncture your enemies to death with ruthless speed and precision.

I shall call it: Glimmer, Rapier of the Stars!

I took a battle stance and readied myself for battle!

Now what form of swod combat should i use on Bishie #4?

>>763136
Try stabbing her guts with Glimmer.

>>766475
I charge foward to puncture her immense stomach... with nowhere any results happening.

>Bishie #4: You fool, did you think you could simply impale me with a weapon trough my guts? my weight allows me to turn it into a armor!

Well, shit!

>>776285
Don't act discouraged yet maybe you can use your slim body for a speedy advantage!

>>790173
Maybe you're right and i shoul- Oh shi-

*Nameless Peon got punched out of the building*

As she stuck a powerfull blow towards me, i got out of the building flying towards a warehouse.

What must i do now that i may be flying towards my doom?

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse. Isn't it obvious?

>>790184
Well this sure is helpful!

Suddenly i landed in the warehouse only to realized something broke my fall i wonder what it is?

>>790185
That landing must have caused a few broken bones.

Don't look now but i believed you safe landed on a huge bag of goodies.

>>790196
Yeah i think i broke a few ribs and that punch must have injured my stomach because i- *BARFING INTENSIFIES* Oh sweet god, what the hell did Bishie #4 eat to become this huge? pills? a fat load of foods? because that really hurt!

Mr. chezy: Peon, are you alright?

Oh yeah sure i feel alright i could push up daisies- NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT! i am really injured!

Mr. Chezy: Hold on Peon since you landed on this conviently placed huge bag of goodies to see if there is any healing cream, also while you wee ahem, fighting her, i discovered Bishie #4's true name!

Really? neat what's her name?

Mr. Chezy: Her name is Yoko Zuna.

Yoko Zuna? really? god i would not want to meet Mr & Mrs zuna.

Mr. Chezy: Oh don't worry about that part, she ate them long ago.

Jeez, that's dark.

Suddenly i feel the ground shaking as if an earthquake is going on then i suddenly realized that it was Yoko Zuna walking towards my location!

Mr. Chezy: Hide Peon, you're not strong enough to beat her, i'll loook for anything useful in this huge bag of goodies!

That sounds like a good idea, where should i hide?

>>790198
Quick hide inside a barrel i'm sure Yoko won't know you are in it!

>>797067
Great idea, it is so simple it might just work!

I jumped inside one of the many barrels so i can hide from Bishie #4 Yoko Zuna.

But let's be serious here, who in the ever loving name of Funny Valentine name their kids Yoko Zuna?

Just as i question the choice of name and the numbers of teasing she must have gotten, Bishie #4 yoko Zuna entered the warehouse.

>Yoko: You cannot hide forever Peon, i can smell you, feel you, taste you, and when i find you i'll eat you up and let my stomach acid end you!

Ew gross.

>>797068
Don't let her threat of eating you discourage nor disturb you, beside's you have Mr. Chezy helping you in that huge bag of goodies, it's only a matter of time for Mr. Chezy to find something useful in your fight!

>>797069
You're indeed correct, i must rremain quiet to avoid attracting Yoko to my hiding spot.

Mr. Chezy: Peon i found just what you need in your battle.

Neat what is it Mr. Chezy?

Mr. Chezy: i retrieved a healing potion to heal your injuries, some kind of plants to boost your abilities and this strange looking mushroom with a green head on it.

Oh nice thank you Mr. Chezy.

Mr. Chezy: No time for thanking me drink this potion up and go fight Yoko!

I drink the healing potion healing my body from it's falling injuries and for some reason the potion tasted like strawberry.

Now that i am fully healed, what should be my next action?

>>797478
While Yoko Zuna is busy looking for you, try to sneak your way out of the warehouse and rethink your strategy!

>>806844
Good idea, i sneak my way around Bishie #4 Yoko Zuna as quiet as possible by far she has not noticed that i have exited the warehouse.

Mr. Chezy: nicely done Peon, now how do you intend on defeating Yoko6

Mhhhhh, as i search fo the answer, a lightbulb appears on top of my idea: Brilliance has struck me!

Mr. Chezy: Peon, wtf it that lightbulb doing on top of your head?

No idea, but i just came up with a moment of brilliance Mr. Chezy!

Mr. Chezy: enlighten me Peon.

Silmple, if Yoko Zuna is this fat and big than surely she must have a limit when eating, therefore if i forced way too many food down her stomach then she might burst!

Mr. Chezy: Peon you brilliant interactable character, this might just work!

>>The Nameless Peon has come with the brilliant idea of force feeding Bishie #4 Yoko Zuna untill she burst, the question is: what food should Peon use to beat Yoko?

The traditional food of morning collisions and romantic encounters! Egg on toast!

>>806882
Eggs on toast? Fucking genius, I will find the best place to shove it down Yoko's throat!

Mr. Chezy: Peon, look over there, a convinient food making machine with a tube installed on it that is right over there for some reason, maybe the guy who made this quest game either simplified your journey or he could not better explain on how you would force eggs on toast down Yoko Zuna's mouth.

Did- did you just broke the 4th wall Mr. chezy?

Mr. Chezy: We all need a 4th wall moment in our lives Peon.

...Good point.

As i rushed towards the food machine, i entered the form of food on the computer screen and holded the tube in my hands ready to shove it down Yoko's mouth!

>Yoko Zuna: There you are Nameless Peon, now i'm going to do what i always do: Eat you up to increase not only my mass but also my powers!

Man that sound just like Imperfect Cell would do, 'cept he drinks them instead of- eh whatever!

Yoko, if you value your life, submit and accept defeat or suffer dire consequences!

>Yoko Zuna: No in a million year!

>>As yoko zuna charges toward's Peon, it is the perfect opportunity to jump in the air and shoved the food machine's hose in yoko Zuna's mouth.

Now as the french peoples from New Paris would say: Bon Appétite!

Realizing the grave mistake she made Yoko is being pumped full on the food going down toward's her stomach expanding her more and more untill her clothing can't take it anymore and ripped aprat leaving her naked, good lord this is giving me a weird feeling i wonder what it is- oh ok i just happen to have a no reason boner... welp wonder what my next level of Bishie will be.

And when it seem's it would have taken a few hours later Yoko Zuna blew up leaving a pile of gory mess of where she was located at, good lord i think the author just went all aboard the Crazy Train.

Suddenly i feel a huge change going on in my body.

My yellow eyes shifted to a purpleish blue, my well toned body started to gain muscles as my skin went from tanned to pale, my lucious black raven hair with blonde streaks gained a shiny coating to give it a gem feeling.

I have aquired Gem Bishie.

Mr. Chezy: Good work Peon, even tough that was gory, you defeated Bishie #4, now bishie #3 is next.

>>Our hero Nameless Peon has defeated Bishie #4 Yoko Zuna and gained the power of muscle mass, now Peon must fight Bishie #3 who resides in a faraway mansion in the forest of gloom, what shall Nameless Peon do?

Do a handstand, then some push-ups, then go buy a torch.

>>806922
I decided to do some handstands and push-ups, 100 of them each, then i i went to a store to buy a torch.

>Store Owner: why'dyou buyin' the torch anyways sir?

Oh just to go in the forest of gloom to defeat Bishie #3.

>Store owner: You wut? Wait you must be The nameless Peon, if you are then i have a request to ask you.

I sure am The Nameless Peon and what is this request of yours?

>Store Owner: y'see... Bishie #3's name is Jonas Yosem... he's my son... if you see him please don't kill him he's just misunderstood he had a rough life untill he became bishie #3 there's still good in him, so please save him.

I will save him for your sake.

>Store Owner: Thank you Peon, please take this torch for free, it's on me.

thank you, then i left the store and headed my way towards the forest of gloom, i entered the woods and good DIO it's already as dark as if it was midnight.

Mr. Chezy: Peon, something about this forest does not feel right, there's a feeling of occult in this forest, be on your guard, this may become your most bizarre journey by far.

Was that a JoJo's refference?

Mr. Chezy: you figure it out.

>>Our hero The nameless Peon has entered the Forest of Gloom, wich path should he take in order to reach Bishie 3# Jonas yosem's Mansion?

>>806924

How about asking for some directions?

>>824070

Hey this sound like a good idea, this strange fellow dressed in a huge robes could help.

Scuse me sir, do you by any chance know where Jonas Yosem a.k.a Bishie #3's mansion is at?

Robed Stranger: Hyeah sure, just take a left then go straight you can miss the mansion, it's quite huge.

Thank you kind sir.

Robed Stranger: Before you go, would you like a golden apple?

Mr. Chezy: Peon, i don't think it's a good idea.

Well gee i don't know what to do, should i take the golden apple or not?

>>824073
Eat the golden apple

take it and shove it up #3 's ass he will be so embarrassed he will never show hos face again

I vote for the non-butt option.