Finger off the trigger, maybe.


Maybe.

>our beloved leader-elect
Fixed that for you.

>what do
First things first: we need to argue with our coworkers and decide on the president-elect's official code-name.

I'm thinking "Doritos" is superior, but one of your coworkers has been pushing pretty hard for "Cheetos".

Stockton 2016/11/13(Sun)18:54 No. 758337 ID: 3913b2
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>>It is currently 0600, November 24. Gobble gobble!

You wake up in your living quarters inside Trump Tower. The illustrious president-elect and his family are still sleeping, probably. The past week has been surprisingly peaceful, but you have a gut feeling that if shit is going to hit the fan it will probably start today....

Your area of focus for today is just the 58th floor, where the family will be doing their celebrating and feasting. Other agents and police units will be defending the lower floors from possible threats.

>You strap up, get dressed and sit at the edge of your bed. Truth be told you're rather new to this whole bodyguard business.... What should you do first?

Get Ivanka to a safe location, and check for possible explosives under her dress.

Barron can watch, if he's done his homework, already.

Search the area for towelheads and bad hombres.

Stockton 2016/11/13(Sun)19:25 No. 758350 ID: 3913b2
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You get up and step into the hallway. You should definitely scour the floor for any undesirables, but you figure you should probably check on the wondrous president-elect's children first. Especially Ivanka....

...You dab at your brow with your stock towel.....

You're snapped out of your flustered daze as you near the kids' rooms. Outside of Ivanka's door is a scantily clad lady with a large cart.


>She jumps when she notices your approach. "O-oh! Hello monsieur, I have not seen you on this floor before. I am Jeanne, I clean the halls. And you are?"

>>758350
"PERIMETER BREAAAACH"
>Tackle "jeanne"

"I must be the Halls, then."

Shove your gun and badge/ID in her face and start shouting about security and demand to know who she is.

>>758352
This tbqh

Stockton 2016/11/14(Mon)04:40 No. 758495 ID: 3913b2
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>>"SECURITY BREAAAAAAACH!!!!!"

You fucking body her without thinking twice!! """Jeanne""" gets slammed to the ground with the force of covert American justice!

>>You whip out your stock pistol and aim at her head! "FBI! FBI YOU FUCK, STAY ON THE GROUND!!"

>"OY--I-I mean, OW!!! What is the meaning of this, monsieur?!!"

>Your heart's pounding as you keep your stock pistol trained on the suspect! From inside Ivanka's room you hear movement--she must have woken up. What do?!!

stick your dick in it.

>OY
She's a shill-sassin for the (((Liberal))) media, take her out!

>oy
Red flag. Cuff her to her own cart and quickly roll it away before Ivanka opens the door and exposes herself to danger.

1/2 Stockton 2016/11/14(Mon)10:41 No. 758544 ID: 18bc00
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You wipe at your brow with one sleeve while keeping a bead on the suspect. Given the wrong context this situation might seem a bit lewd.....

WAIT A SECOND, THOUGH! Did she just say--?!

You tear away her sexy maid uniform to reveal the truth!!!

>>"You.... You're a SHILL-SASSIN!!"

>"Oy vey, I've been found out!"

You hear movement past the door! You can't let a panic start this early in the day, you've got to act fast! You quickly pull out a pair of stock cuffs and chain the seedy-looking bitch to her cart. A stock gag stops her corrupt tongue, for good measure!

2/2 Stockton 2016/11/14(Mon)10:45 No. 758546 ID: 18bc00
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You give the cart a shove and send the shill-sassin tumbling down the hallway just as the door begins to open! Ivanka Trump, gorgeous daughter of the fearsome president-elect, peeks out at you!

>"Hey.... You're the new agent they gave my father, aren't you? Is something wrong, I heard some noises out here..."

>You begin to sweat profusely...!!

Hide the pistol behind your back. "Everything is doing just fiiiiine."

Grab her right by the pussy.

>>758546
Play up heroics.
"There was an intrusion attempt, the situation was... handled."
Flex for emphasis.

"Everything is either doing great or being made great again, just like our country."
Then repeatedly combat roll down the hallway and out of sight.

There's been a security breach, and we need to check her perimeter for explosions.

We mean explosives.

1/2 Stockton 2016/11/14(Mon)20:11 No. 758649 ID: ee4f52
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You slip your stock pistol behind your back and wipe your face furiously with your stock towel. You quickly suppress fantasies of grabbing her by the pussy, this is one of your charges and a member of the insurmountable president-elect's family...

>>"Everything's fine miss, just uh, just making my rounds," you say as you struggle to dry yourself. "There was an intrusion attempt, but the situation's been, uh...handled."

You flex a bicep for emphasis. Ivanka looks calmed by the display of secret agent manliness.

>"Oh, I see.... If everything's alright I'll head back to bed now. Thank you, agent."

>>"Th-thank you, ma'am! Everything is either doing great or being made great again, just like our country!!"

>She looks a bit confused. "What?"

You combat roll away for emphasis. You're sure Ivanka was stunned.

2/2 Stockton 2016/11/14(Mon)20:14 No. 758651 ID: ee4f52
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>Your intense tactical rolling leads you back down the hall until you come across the trapped shill-sassin. It looks like she banged her head during the tumble, and she's unconscious at the moment. You consider what should be done about her, you can't just leave this mess in the middle of the hallway....

Stuff her down the incinerator chute.

"Nothing personnel... kid."

Stockton 2016/11/15(Tue)12:14 No. 758754 ID: c2a237
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You act quickly. After unchaining her and retrieving your stock cuffs and gag, you grab the incapacitated kike and drag her to the incinerator. It's a bit of a struggle, but you eventually manage to jam her in.

With a coldness only known to agents of your stature you move to close the door and neutralize the threat for good.... But not before one last witty remark.

>>"Heh.... nothing personnel, kid!"

Phew, crisis averted. You go back to rummage through the shill-sassin's stuff.

>There's not much of use in her sexy costume, but you find something alarming in the very bottom of her cart! A walkie-talkie?! What does this mean?

can't believe that worked

This indicates a vast left-wing conspiracy to engage in talkies, possibly while walking!

>>758754
Turn it on and say "The goyim know."

>>758754
SHUT IT DOWN

She wasn't alone! Search everywhere for walkie-talkies and arrest anyone found with one.

Check to see if it's tuned to the agency frequency, or another one.

Was she tapping your comms, or talking to her handlers?

Stockton 2016/11/15(Tue)14:27 No. 758809 ID: bf2b0d
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This is very suspicious, but you have to be sure....

You turn the talkie on.

>"*kshhhh*Oy vey, she's taking so long.... Come in shiksa, how goes the mission?

Jesus H Christ, you were right.

This is serious. The shill-sassin wasn't alone. If she made it to the top floor, who knows how severely compromised the entire tower has become?

>"Did you get to the enemy's daughter? Will she fight for us??"

You can't let yourself panic. You're not going to let your first real day of work on this mission fall apart, no matter what. And you decide to let (((them))) know it.

>>You slowly raise the talkie to your mouth and click the transmitter. "The goyim know," you whisper.

>"What--!! Oy gevalt, you--"

You shut it off and lean against the wall. (((They))) know that you're on your toes, now. That may not have been the smartest move, but it's too late to go back now.

>You check your watch.... Only 0626. The venerable president-elect and his family are still safe for now. You're unsure what other threats may be hiding on this floor. You should probably alert your guys about what's happened at some point, as well.

>>758809
>You should probably alert your guys about what's happened at some point, as well.
No time like the present. You should probably tighten up security considering there was just an assassination attempt.

Call it in, you were Johnny-onthespot this morning.

Stockton 2016/11/15(Tue)17:32 No. 758883 ID: d74ca6
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Patrolling the floor for more contacts can wait for a moment, you're in over your head. You've gotta call this in.

You pull out your stock cell phone and dial up one of your most trustworthy guys, the agent in charge of the security team, Baker.

>He picks up quickly. "Stockton, talk to me."

>>"Baker, we got a problem--"

>"Shill-sassins? I've noticed. Just dropped one on the second floor, myself."

>>"What do we do, boss?!"

>"We do our damn jobs kid, don't panic. (((They))) are numerous but (((they))) go down easy enough. We're gonna keep our charges safe through the whole day, preferably without them having to find out anything's going wrong.

>"We're stretched pretty thin covering the lower floors, but I'm thinking about sending one of our guys up there to help you out. You good with that, or do you think you can manage on your own?"

As Ivanka falls, so falls America.

Yes to help.
We're not angling for a promotion, we're saving a country.

Yeah, the buddy system is good. Be sure to verify who they're sending though, don't want (((them))) to sneak into our operation.

>>758883
Set up a passphrase or sign.

Stockton 2016/11/16(Wed)07:08 No. 759044 ID: d74ca6
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>>You're not trying to be a hero with the exalted president-elect and his family's lives in your hands. "Yeah, a partner would be great."

>"Alright, I'm gonna send Jane your way. Expect her by 0700."

>>"Should we use some sort of passcode? Don't want (((them))) slipping into our operation...."

>"Heh, you're starting to sound like me, kid. When you see her, ask her what her favorite chips are. If it's Doritos, she's the real deal. If not...."

>>"I'll handle it."

>"Alright, I'm getting another call. If I were you I'd go check in on the kids' rooms, make sure everything's kosher in there."

>The call ends. You put your stock cell phone away and think about who to check on first. You're thinking Ivanka first, but you're a little biased....

>>759044
Holy shit, did he just say "kosher?" Is he one of (((them)))?

Well he is a shill-sassin, guess we have to go kill him

>>759044
Call him again. "Are you a centipede?"

No, it's cool. It's just local lingo, like 'schlonged'.
Can't begrudge the old man a little irony.

Stockton 2016/11/16(Wed)15:26 No. 759124 ID: 1a83b6
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You hesitate. ""Kosher??"" He couldn't be....

No, now you're getting too paranoid. Baker's your guy, the grand president-elect's guy, everybody's guy. There may be a few shills littered throughout the members of this operation, but he is not one of them.

You've gotta focus on your assignment. The kids he said, you'd better go and--!

Movement near the entrance to the stairwell catches your eye. What's this? You notice a little boy peeking out at you.

>>"H-hey! Who's there?"

>"...."

>The door snaps shut and you hear footsteps start going down the stairs! Was that--?!!

>>759124
Hurry and catch Barron before he can fall into shill-sassin hands.

Stockton is great with kids. He's kinda like a kid himself. Sometimes he calls people kid in normal conversation.

Save that tow-haired scamp, whydontcha.

Stockton 2016/11/16(Wed)21:25 No. 759233 ID: d0607a
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Fuck that was Barron!! You can't let him leave this floor unguarded! You bolt through the door and into the stairwell--

And right in front of the barrel of a stock SMG!!

>>You stop in your tracks! "Holy--!!! Put that thing down lil guy, it's dangerous--"

>"Haven't seen you before."

You try inching closer but Barron cocks the weapon and shakes his head.

>>"Uhhhhh, I'm the new agent? My name's Stockton."

>"You another kike?"

>>759233
"Fuck no, I'm a centipede. MAGA. I think Baker might be, though, he said 'kosher' earlier."

Pull out your uncircumcised tube steak

Tell him that your wages are adequate, and you can't wait to have a bacon cheeseburger for lunch.

Stockton 2016/11/17(Thu)09:19 No. 759320 ID: 1a83b6
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>>"Fuck no," you say! "I'm a nimble navigator, high energy and highly venomous!"

>The kid smirks a little and lowers the gun. "A centipede.... Thank kek. Thought you guys were all shills too...."

>>You're reminded of Baker again, but you dismiss the thought. "What're you doing out of your room this early, with that?"

>The grin vanishes behind the iconic blank Barron stare. "Running.... If they knew what I know they would be too...."

RaccoonGuy 2016/11/17(Thu)15:15 No. 759417 ID: 9876c4
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>>759320
It's just like one of my japanese animes!

We should hear him out.

Stockton 2016/11/18(Fri)09:33 No. 759776 ID: 1e8103
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>>"What're you talking about?"

>"The tower's fucked. There's a bomb...."

>>"WHAT?!"

>"My sources say it's in the basement. Nuclear. I've gotta get out of here...."

>>There's no way this is happening! "But what about the rest of the Trumps? And the esteemed president-elect himself?!"

>"It's hopeless. I've worked so long to keep them alive, but this may be checkmate...."

>>"We can't just give up, who'll make America great again if they all die?!"

>"I don't know! And after I put so much time in on this campaign....

>"You're the bodyguard, right? Maybe you can think of a plan...."

>This situation is macabre, it sounds like something out of one of your japanese animes! How can you turn this around?!

You can at least save the president, his personal hang glider will carry him to safety. Call up 'ol GWB, he knows all about destroying towers. Worse comes to worst you can fight your way down to the bomb and deactivate it personally.

obviously we need to get the bomb out of the tower, and into (((their))) hands. Maybe we could dress it up like something valuable.

>>759789
Glue some shekels to it!

>>759796
Huh, actually, if we can spray paint it gold and paint some titties on it. a bunch of bangers will probably loot the damn thing.

Stockton 2016/11/20(Sun)07:23 No. 760363 ID: 6c9de1
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>>"We have to get the bomb out of the tower, somehow," you declare.

>"How? It's so far, shills everywhere.... And you have to guard my dad, too."

>>"I don't know yet, but I know who would."

You pull out your stock cell phone and dial the politician most experienced on the subject tower destruction.

>"Speak on it."

>>"Bush. It's me, Stockton."

>"Stockton? Been a while boy, what's the occasion?"

Go right for the gut punch. There's rumors GWB's gone soft, painting awful pictures of dogs.

Stockton 2016/11/21(Mon)09:38 No. 760508 ID: 6c9de1
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>>"Nothing much, I was just calling about some...rumors that I heard."

>"Rumors?"

>>"They uh, they say you've gone soft, Bush. Painting a bunch of bad pictures of dogs, or something? When did that happen??"

>Oh, that got him going. "Now you wait one goddamn minute, first of all my paintings are of great quality and secondly like hell am I soft! I could orchestrate the dropping of three diifferent towers around the world at the blink of an eye if I wanted to, boy!

>"It is 6:40 in the fucking morning, I should be at my easel right now. You'd best not tell me you only called me to shit on the craftsmanship of my paintings, that's not like you, Stockton. The hell do really you want?"

>>760508
"There's a bomb in trump tower, I need your expertise to find and remove it from the premises. If you do, I'll take back my slander against your artwork."

If you were going to knock down a tower in NYC, what WOULDN'T you do?

1/2 Stockton 2016/11/24(Thu)19:12 No. 761232 ID: 6c9de1
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>>"Look.... If you were gonna knock down a tower in NYC, what would you *not* do?"

>"Stockton you're no politician, you're really shit at beating around the bush. Pun intended. What do you want?!"

>>Looks like you have to get right to the point. "Look, there's a bomb in Trump Tower, and I need your knowledge to help find it and get it out of here before it blows. Do that and I'll take back the shit I said about your paintings, alright?"

>"So that's what this is about? (((They're))) making their move today, huh....

>".....Fine. But you'd better apologize, my paintings are fuckin' quality."

>>"Thank you so much, Bush!"

>"What type of assets are we working with? And I'm only talking bona-fide centipedes, here."

>>"Uh, there's me, and the president-elect's son Barron. My boss is sending another agent up to help out, too."

>"Hmmmm, so two operatives and a child, huh.... Well not just any child, Barron Trump, which should count for something.... And how big's that tower again, like 50-something floors? Doesn't look good. The only line of action I'm thinking is have those two watch Trump while you go down to find it yourself."

>>It's not as in-depth of a strategy as you'd hoped to hear but it's something, at least. "After she gets up here I'll see about making that happen. Thanks, Bush."

>"Yeah, sure. Oh, and Stockton?"

>>"Yeah?"

>"When you're splitting up, make sure that Barron knows to keep on his toes with this other agent. I wouldn't trust anybody your """boss""" sends farther than I could throw them, personally."

>>You glance at Barron and nod. "I'll make sure to tell him. Thanks again, I'll call you back when there's progress."

2/2 Stockton 2016/11/24(Thu)19:19 No. 761233 ID: 6c9de1
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>"What'd he say?"

>>"He wanted me to warn you about the other agent, make sure you--!!!"

A huge explosion rocks the building!!! You and Barron are knocked off your feet by the tremors!

>>"Holy fuck!!! That was from the lower floors, was that--?!!"

>"Couldn't be, if that was (((it))) we'd be vaporized...!"

>>"Oh, right. Then what--shit!!"

>A smaller tremor shakes the tower as your stock cell phone starts blowing up!! There are calls from Bush, Baker and Jane all coming through!

Answer Jane.
"Jane you ignorant slut."
Hang up, answer Bush.