Seek out a way to usurp your predecessor, DORF QUEST

SheepBro 2016/10/25(Tue)17:19 No. 755380 ID: 0f1713
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>>755378
You are this Dorfen fellow. his name his Jihurg.
Jihurg enters a dungeon from the east side of the room.
There's a door to the opposite side, a manhole in the southwest corner, and a dragon painting on the north wall.

>>755380
Rip painting from the wall and equip it as your chosen weapon.

Re-allocate as many skill points as you can to painting based weapon proficiency.

SEARCH for TRAPS!!!!

Declare the dragon painting to be your enemy, then consume it to obtain its powers. Obtaining dragon powers sounds pretty rad.

Smash the frame, roll up that dragon painting and smoke it
and take it as loot.

Jump down that hole in the manner of a motherfucker.

Suggestion 2016/10/25(Tue)17:35 No. 755387 ID: 9f3729

>>755380
Poke at the crack on the roof

SheepBro 2016/10/25(Tue)17:51 No. 755390 ID: 0f1713
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>>755382
>>755385
>>755386
Jihurg attempts to grab the painting.
When he touches the painting his hands start to burn.
The painting has a MINOR BURNS enchantment on it.

SheepBro 2016/10/25(Tue)17:57 No. 755391 ID: 0f1713
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Here's some stats for Jihurg
[BUFFS]
-None-
[WOUNDS]
-Minor Burns-
[ALCOHOL LEVEL]
-Sober-

Go left.

>>755390
Sweet! It's a +1 painting of burning! It's an even better weapon than we thought! And it spawned in the first room, too!

You just need to find some gloves or gauntlets first to wield it.

sober Sober SOBER FIX IT NOW DOR.

sober Sober SOBER FIX IT NOW DORf.

Don't be a pussy, you've already burned your hands so you might as well rip it all the way off.

SheepBro 2016/10/25(Tue)19:14 No. 755416 ID: 0f1713
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>>755400
Jihurg downs the entire bottle of ALCOHOL POTENT ALE. Jihurg is now BUZZED.
>>755413
Jihurg tears the painting down. It'd hurt more if he wasn't BUZZED.
(+1 Enchanted Fabric[Fire])

SheepBro 2016/10/25(Tue)19:15 No. 755417 ID: 0f1713
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A black-iron door was hidden behind the painting.

AGGGGGH CHARGE FORTH LIKE A TRUE DORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>755417
SALLY FORTH INTO YON BREACH!

SheepBro 2016/10/25(Tue)19:31 No. 755420 ID: 0f1713
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>>755418
>>755419
Jihurg Charges into the room.
A BLACK KNIGHT stands there, not noticing the intoxicated dorf yet.

>>755420
Use Boulder Smash on the knight.

SheepBro 2016/10/25(Tue)19:43 No. 755422 ID: 0f1713
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>>755421
It doesn't seem to be aggressive.

ASK FOR BOOZE.

>>755422
"Sup dude"

How dare he ignore you and your belligerence. Grow more belligerent until he has no choice but to give you the attention you demand of him.

Challenge him to a contest of martial skill, the winner taking the loser on as a disciple.

>>755422
Aggress harder.

Jihurg 2016/10/25(Tue)20:20 No. 755429 ID: 0f1713
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>>755428
>>755425
>>755423
Jihurg does all of this.
>"DO YEH 'AV ANY BOOZE!?!?"

Jihurg 2016/10/25(Tue)20:24 No. 755434 ID: 0f1713
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>>755429
"L E V E L 1 0 T H R E A T D E C T E D , T E R M I N A T I N G H O S T I L E ! !"
>"wha-"
SCHNK
Jihurg gets skewered by the black knight.
"H A V E N I C E D A Y ! !"

>>755434
I told you to use boulder smash. Why didn't you use boulder smash.

Find it impossible to have a nice day with a sword literally impaled through you.

Well that was fast

SheepBro 2016/10/25(Tue)20:34 No. 755442 ID: 0f1713
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Jihurg is now undead.
what do?
(Also you still keep the all items)

Noooooo we can no longer get drunk

>>755442
We must drink the blood of the living. The drunk living, in order to keep your blood-alcohol count high. The drunker the better!

>>755442
Go left

Is this fucking BeardBeards' descendant?

Zombie Dorf! That guy robbed you of your drinking powers! This is a grudge like no other! Go back to dungeon to get Zombie Dorf Vengeance!

SheepBro 2016/10/26(Wed)09:31 No. 755496 ID: 6775ba
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>>755492
Dungeon was located at the base of the lake mountain on this map, which was so gracefully drawn up Jihurg himself (all dorfs must be able to draw maps of mines and such).

SheepBro 2016/10/26(Wed)12:59 No. 755521 ID: 6775ba
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Jihurg stands ready for an adventure back to the dungeon so he can get revenge on that black knight.
But first he needs a party, so you know, he doesn't die again. Where shall he start looking?

Is that a mine or a giant mushroom further up the mountain road? Either way, looks good.

Seek victims and create zombie dorf spawn! Drown the enemy with a tide of stubby angry death!

As punishment for allowing yourself to die, you should chop off your beard. You can let it grow back when your heart beats once more.

SheepBro 2016/11/04(Fri)16:52 No. 756964 ID: 3c2bc4
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>>755522
It's Jihurg's Mountain Home now.
He got booted out from his old home Stolinhiem.
>>755533
Now this sounds like a plan to Jihurg! Maybe throw in some spooky beasts ya know, maybe some undead giants if it were that easy.
Where should Jihurg start finding "recruits" for his army?

>>756964
Head south thru the forest I guess?
You want to find a village or abbey, but have to get out the boonies first.

SheepBro 2016/12/07(Wed)17:46 No. 764387 ID: aeecd3
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>>755445
>>757090
[animated]

SheepBro 2016/12/07(Wed)17:48 No. 764388 ID: aeecd3
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Jihurg's skull broke his fall.

EPIC FAIL

... Uh ... did your brain stop leaking yet?

...huh.

Well, okay. Try not to die. More.

SheepBro 2016/12/08(Thu)15:58 No. 764583 ID: 33f2b1
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>>764388
Jihurg has entered the Souweth Forest.
The air feels cold, colder than the Peaks.
And it feels like someone is watching jihurg.

There's someone hiding behind the tree to your left. I think that's a bulbous nose I'm seeing.

Killroy IS here.

kobold behind tree.

SheepBro 2016/12/08(Thu)16:35 No. 764606 ID: 5be851
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"what the fuck fuck is a dwarf doing out here here?"

SheepBro 2016/12/08(Thu)16:37 No. 764607 ID: 5be851
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>>764589
>>764597
Jihurg looks behind him and sees that bulbus nose
>"OY, WHO GOES THAR!"

SheepBro 2016/12/08(Thu)16:49 No. 764616 ID: 5be851
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>>764607
The kobold comes out behind the tree, arms raised.
"IM SORRY SORRY! I WAS SURPRISED TO SEE SEE A DWARF DWARF OUT HERE HERE!"
>"Why were yeh spyin on me lad? do you want tah tussle with me? DO YEH?!"
"NO NO!"
The two legged rat continues to sob, irritating Jihurg. What should he do?

Why rat cry.

SheepBro 2016/12/08(Thu)16:58 No. 764620 ID: 5be851
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>>764617
It's called called acting, stupid stupid voice.

SheepBro 2016/12/08(Thu)17:15 No. 764628 ID: 5be851
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>>764620
*SNAP*. Both Jihurg and the kobold heard a branch snap
"what was that that?"

>>764628
Ambush! Kill whoever made that noise.

>>764634
This seems like an excellent way to make new friends. I'm for it.

Well stupid rat thing get ready its probably some monster come to eat you cause you smell like fear.

SheepBro 2017/02/11(Sat)18:15 No. 778842 ID: 86d05c
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>>764897
Welp, Some weird monsters come shambling from behind the trees. The air becomes dreadfully colder as they approach.
One of them speaks...
"לי להריח דבר מוזר."
"זה לא כמו ריח עכברוש."
"[i]מריח כמו עפר מלוכלך.[i]"
Oh Gods it sounds awful.
what should Jihurg do?

what you need is fire. jihurg kill them and tell kobold to start making a fire, until there is some light they wont stop coming.

I'm having trouble with my moral relativity.

Sure, these seem like vile undead monsters, but uh- Hmmm.

>>778906
they are boogeymen, they are pure evil. they come out at night to harass people. they are good at dodging, the best way to fight them is aggressively with lots of knock down attacks.

Surround yourself and cute rat thing in a ring of fire(and ideally in a place where it wont spread to where you are standing) then the only way for the boogeymen to get near you is if they stand in the fire(or if they can fly)

say אני לא עכברוש. אני מתכוון לא נגרם כל נזק. היית להיות חברים שלי?

SheepBro 2017/04/29(Sat)04:41 No. 798708 ID: c6fdeb
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>>778906
THEY'RE DEMONS THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!
THEY JUST FUCKED THAT KOBOLD'S SHIT UP!
NO STAY BACK! I KNOW DORFEN TAI-JUTSU!
"כזה ריח נפלא"
"ניחוח משכר יותר מזה של המלכה שלנו"

>>798708
ee likes your smell. give him some musky dorfen hair and promise more if he joins you

throw some coins

>>798718
BOULDER SMASH!

Suggestion 2017/06/17(Sat)11:45 No. 808561 ID: 555881
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>>798818
The demons come closer towards Jihurg.
As they are Jihurg starts creating a boulder from thin air.
"BY THE POWER GRANTED TO ME, YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH OF THE EARTH GODDESS!"

Suggestion 2017/06/17(Sat)11:47 No. 808565 ID: 555881
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>>808561
As the Demons get to him, Jihurg leaps into the air whilst creating the boulder. He's past the canopy of trees when the boulder finishes assembling.

roll+1d20 Suggestion 2017/06/17(Sat)11:49 No. 808567 ID: 555881
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>>808565
Jihurg starts descending while on the boulder.
The Demons look up in horror. One of them cowers in fear...

rolled 6 = 6

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>>808567

Sheepbro 2017/06/17(Sat)11:57 No. 808574 ID: 555881
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>>808568
the boulder lands with an anti-climatic thud.
One of the demons' legs gets caught under it.
the leg can't even be considered broken for how weak the impact was.

Well, that's what that does.

Combat has failed, dare we try the deadly art of diplomacy?

Sheepbro 2017/06/17(Sat)14:48 No. 808625 ID: 555881
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rolled 11 = 11

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>>808603
Jihurg tries speaking to the creatures.

Sheepbro 2017/06/17(Sat)14:55 No. 808630 ID: 555881
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rolled 15 = 15

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>>808625
Jihurg manages to get the Demons to listen, however, they remain irate towards Jihurg.
Jihurg explains that they shouldn't kill him becuase it would be evil and he's a dorf and dorf are cool.

Sheepbro 2017/06/17(Sat)15:03 No. 808637 ID: 555881
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>>808630
The two remaining Demons seem to be enjoying what Jihurg is saying

Keep doing it, I guess? We're short on places to be.

We met an asshole, right? And he killed us. So we're looking for people to beat the shit out of an asshole.

...metaphorically.

wiggle your arms back

Sheep!Ykw7p6s1S. 2017/08/25(Fri)19:15 No. 825130 ID: 3b5e56
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>>809693
Jihurg is creeped out on how enthusiastic they seem to be.
>>808681
You're right. From how these demons like Jihurg they'd make perfect companions!