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Twilight Night
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“What the…?!” I look down at my newly pink and meaty body. “Alright, what in space are you kids up to?!”
“I got this thing called a ‘morphogenic ray’ from the brood next door. They were just going to throw it out, can you believe it?” My youngest child squelches happily, then warbles with realization. “Oh, um, sorry, mom! I tried to warn you, but you walked right into the beam, so it’s kind of your fault.”
“That’s not what I want to hear, mister. What have you done to me?”
“Uhhh…” My youngest child frantically taps away at the machine that blasted me. “Looks like it turned you into an, uh… a human male.”
“A what?” Bleats a strange tuber-like mammal sitting off to the side.
“It says it’s from, um… give me a space-sec… Earth! Humans are mammal things from a planet called Earth.”
“You mean the pineapple world? Well, whatever. Humans look dumb. At least I ended up with a normal form.” Boasts what I assume to be my transformed eldest child. “Look at me, mom! I’m a goatato!”
“Yes, yes, dear. Very impressive.” I wiggle my strange fleshy extremities. “Anyway, I came to tell you it’s time for space-dinner. Now turn the two of us back to normal, please.”
“I, er… I lost the manual.” My youngest croaks nervously. “I don’t know how to revert things, yet.”
“What?! Well, you’d better figure it out fast, or somebody’s not getting any of my pusmaggot stew tonight!”
“But it was an accident, mom! I didn’t mean to - !”
“I don’t want to hear it! Get to work, or I’ll send you to your tube and make you stay there. Is that clear?”
“Aw…” My youngest’s tentacles slump with defeat.
OOPS MOM IS SOME WEIRD GROSS MAMMAL THING END
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