I've got Die Antwoord turned up so loud there's blood coming out of my ears and I just beat this fuck to death with a baseball bat
let's get this party fucken started
So who has the lovely pleasure of being on our hit list today?
Hit that dead guy ten more times. Overkill!
Drink his blood. Eat his organs. Kick him
Yooo I have no idea who this fucker was Anyway apparently "dont fucking touch me" wasn't in his vocabulary so I gave him a vocab lesson
Also he has a cool-ass bike and I think I'm gonna keep it I kick him a couple times. He's like pretty clearly dead but. Whatever. That's what you get for being a piece of shit
So where do you wanna go with that coooooool ride? You got things to do?
Bash his brains in further and dump his body in the river. Or fire.
>>753878 hey did he drop a phone or camera there? leave no shit un-smashed but more importantly: joy riiiiiiiide!
> What's that Duude there's a camera!! Smashed it holy shit nice
I'm not really sure what to do with the dead dude I can probably dump him in the sewer or something
Dude what the fuck!!! This is a pretty sweet ride!! Gonna take it for a spin > the city?? > somewhere else?
Go steal stuff at the park.
The keys are still in so I just fire up the bike- the dead fucker's helmet is a little big but it'll do > Wait shit gotta turn on some real good music for this
Highway to the danger zone.
Ace of Spades
Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight by Tiny Tim.
>>753897 Seconding this.
>>753897