2/6 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)01:21 No. 752398 ID: 090a69
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"W-Wait, man! We weren't doin' nothin'! Put that down!"

"Oh? You're completely innocent then? And I suppose you were just trying to take her to play a friendly game of Life."

"Y-Yeah! Life! We just wanted to play the board game with her! Pretty good guess man, h-heh heh!"

"Well bad news, amigo. You just lost THIS game of life."

"W-WAIT-"

3/6 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)01:21 No. 752399 ID: 090a69
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*SLICE*

"URk-BLlblblkhhhggh...."

"That takes care of that.. Hey, kid. You alright? The bad men are dead now. I mean- Gone. Napping. Here, take my hand. Let's get you home."

4/6 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)01:22 No. 752400 ID: 090a69
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I look up. Before me stands a tall, fit man with a gravelly voice, silver hair, a single red eye, and a hand that looks.. prosthetic? He also wears a long, black coat with red accents here and there. It looks very fancy, and expensive. This man has just killed two unreputable bad boys from my hometown who were trying to kidnap me for.. whatever reason. He has done this with a long JAPANESE SAMURAI SWORD, the likes of which I have only seen in hollywood movies from the United States. It has a very sharp looking EDGE. He stares at me with a frown, backdropped by blood on the alley wall behind him. All of this crosses my mind, but I can't really think too long about any of it because of one thing that is becoming increasingly more interesting the longer I don't take his hand... This man...

5/6 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)01:23 No. 752401 ID: 090a69
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Is a DORK.

"H-Hey.. Kid c..Come on.. Can't just.. sit around the alley all day.."

It's like he planned this out in his head beforehand, thinking it would be super cool, but me not taking his hand wasn't in his plan, and now he's getting increasingly nervous and starting to panic a little. A blush starts to fill his cheeks and he looks around, embarrassed. It's.. It's kind of..

6/6 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)01:24 No. 752402 ID: 090a69
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Cute.

1. Take his hand.

2. Don't take his hand, let him flounder a bit more.

3. Get up on my own, without his help.

4. Custom input ___>

Kiss his big fluffy cheeks.

>>752402
"You look like a hot topic threw up on you, but in a cute way. Lunch, for the savior of the day?"

Kiss his big fluffy cheeks.

stand up on your own, then when he seems to think you are gonna blow him off ask if he wants to get a coffee.

Definitely 3, stand up on your own.

3

>>752402
Take his hand after letting him flounder a bit more with a mischievous expression.

>>752402
Fluster him, for sure.

Teleport behind him. "Nuthin' personnel, kid."

1/4 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)10:41 No. 752493 ID: 090a69
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I stand on my own, flashing a mischievous look his way, he lets his hand waver for a moment more, before awkwardly straightening out and letting it hang to his side.

"TH-That's good! That you.. have the strength to uh, to stand on your own, I mean.. That's really good. Um," He sweats nervously, opening his mouth to speak again before I cut him off.

"You.. look a bit like a hot topic threw up on you.. but in a cute way."

"Wh..What? Which topic? A hot.. What? Topic?" He looks incredibly confused. Either he has literally never heard of Hot Topic before or he's really good at pretending he hasn't. I don't think the cute comment even registered.

I begin to walk around him, eyes on him all the while "How about getting some coffee, savior? Lunch, maybe?"

"Oh yeah! Of course! Kid must be hungry after a tough day on the STREETS.. It's still early so.. how 'bout some breakfast? What do you want? I'm buying." For some reason he seems to gain a little confidence at the idea of treating me to food. Maybe that was part of what he was planning on? Who knows. *Squish* I stepped in something. I look down.

2/4 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)10:42 No. 752494 ID: 090a69
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I am reminded that two men were just killed, as I step into a puddle of blood. Very suddenly, I have the strong realization that normal people would be panicking or at least be a bit upset right now, and that I'm completely calm. The mess that surrounds me is akin to so many splatter house horror movies that I couldn't name one in particular, and I get the invasive and creeping thought that I may very well be a sociopath or something of the sort.. My face hardens into a distant expression, as I ponder this.. We..

3/4 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)10:43 No. 752495 ID: 090a69
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Are eating pancakes fifteen minutes later! They're really good. And he said he's paying so I don't have to sacrifice today's haul just yet. I also now understand his confidence and enthusiasm from the notion of breakfast earlier. He wasn't planning it, he just..

4/4 BLADE 2016/10/11(Tue)10:44 No. 752496 ID: 090a69
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Really wanted pancakes.

1. Ask about JAPANESE SAMURAI SWORD.

2. Ask his name.

3. Discuss pancakes.

4. Custom input [please specify]

start with pancakes.
after a little bit ask for the name of your pancake loving avenger.
then finally ask where he learned those moves.

Ask if his parents dropped him on the head when he was a baby.

Into a wood chipper.

That was on fire.

If sociopathy is the path of pankakes and non-panic it seems good enough to me!

>3. Discuss pancakes.
Continue to refuse to take this seriously.

>>752494
It's called shock.

>>752496
1.

>>752496
Who wouldn't? Pancakes are amazing.

>3. talk about pancakes

FLUFFYCHEEKS-

But mostly pancakes

1/5 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)02:33 No. 752641 ID: 090a69
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I decide to discuss the most important and pressing topic first.. "These pancakes are good."

"Yeah dey are!" He says, through a mouthful of pancake "Dere sho right an fruffy!" He's so sloppy.. A little piece of pancake finds it's way onto his cheek.. A piece of light, fluffy pancake.. fluffycheeks.. "S..Something wrong, kid? You're kinda.. starin' at me." Oh. Oops.. Stupid.

"What's your name, anyway? We haven't been properly introduced." I ask organically. Saved it.

"Oh, my.. name?" He looks distant for a moment, but it's not actually distant, it's more like he's trying to look distant. Like he wants me to get curious. "I've.. abandoned my old name.. You can call me.. "

2/5 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)02:33 No. 752642 ID: 090a69
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"Eclipse..! And.. And what's your name?"

3/5 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)02:34 No. 752643 ID: 090a69
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"Are you alright?" He asks, seeing my expression.

"No I'm.. I'm fine, I'm fine.." He's just such a dork. I can't believe someone like this exists. "Amora. Amora Esta. Pleased to meet you, Eclipse." We shake hands, he has enough foresight to use his non prosthetic one.

"By the way," I start, he looks back up from his pancakes, which he had just returned to eating. "I noticed you had a big sword. Isn't that a JAPANESE SAMURAI SWORD? What's with that?"

4/5 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)02:35 No. 752645 ID: 090a69
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He gives a tired, disappointed look. The same look one might find on the face of the hopeful sports fan father whose son just told him he wants to play chess in competitions instead of joining the football team. The kind of look that tells you, 'I still love you, but I'll be disappointed in you for the rest of your life.'

He sighs deeply, and looks into the distance. I can tell it's a for real distant look this time. "FIRSTLY, not all Japanese swords are called katanas. I just feel I should point that out for the uneducated. Mine would technically be referred to as an O Katana nowadays, but I prefer the traditional saying of 日本刀(Nihonto). So if you were talking about MY sword, it would be called nihonto. Traditionally, during the feudal era..."

He begins to ramble about katanas.. A few minutes pass, no big deal. I can listen to him talk for awhile..

5/5 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)02:36 No. 752646 ID: 090a69
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He has been talking about the Sengoku period for thirty five minutes. I am entirely filled with regret, and have learned more about Japan then I ever thought I would, or cared to..

As I let my eyes wander around the little diner for what feels like the thousandth time, I accidentally lock stares with the cook behind the counter. He stares into my eyes with an expression that says, 'why did you bring this guy in here and make him do this? I didn't want to have to listen to this. Why?' I have no answer for him, and can only return an apologetic grimace. I have to find a way to make him stop without being rude. I can't take this punishment anymore.

1. Pull a classic 'Woah what's that!' to distract him.

2. Coordinate a wordless plan with the cook to get Eclipse and I to leave.

3. Custom input [Please specify]

But... you didn't even call it a katana!

3. Wordlessly signal to the cook you want to order drinks. Payback!

>>752646
Push it further
"Hey, what's with the cool robot hand?"

lick the pancake off his cheek.

>>752650
Are we that kind of girl? Let's find out.

ask him about his OTHER sword. stare pointedly at his waist where he undoubtedly has a smaller one.

lickit

>>752646
Confuse and befuddle him by interrupting to ask if he thinks you're cute.

1/4 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)19:30 No. 752768 ID: 090a69
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It's time to get things moving here, this is ridiculous! I lean towards him, taking him by surprise.

"U..Uhhh.. Is something wr-" His dart around the room, at anything but me.

"You have some pancake on your cheek, Eclipse... Why don't I get that for you?" I lean ever closer, sticking out my tongue, as I near him. His panic worsens.

I set my hand on his leg. "You know.. That sword is pretty interesting and all.. but I'd rather talk about THIS sword of yours..." My fingers inch closer to his crotch.. "Wouldn't you..?"

2/4 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)19:31 No. 752769 ID: 090a69
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ANIMATED

3/4 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)19:32 No. 752770 ID: 090a69
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"AW FUCKIN' SHIT! I ACCIDENTALLY LIT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE, WHOOPSYDOOPSY! LOOKS LIKE WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CLOSE EARLY TODAY EVERYBODY LEAVE! EVerybodyleaveandnevercomeback." Just as I begin to enter into some sort of trance, the cook makes the ultimate sacrifice and breaks the spell. "Tsk! What a bummer. Looks like we'll have to continue our discussion some other time.." Eclipse says, disappointed. DISCUSSION?? Is that what that was?? A discussion???

4/4 BLADE 2016/10/12(Wed)19:32 No. 752771 ID: 090a69
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We head outside as the sounds of 'Thank you! have a nice-GAH! STUPID FIRE!!' follow behind us. I have no clue how long Eclipse talked about swords, but it's much later then when we first entered, like, mid day.

"Well.." Eclipse starts, sounding a bit hesitant "We should be getting you home already. Your parents are probably worried SICK! Do you know your home phone number? Where do you live?"

Oh. Uhh..

1. I know the way. I'll show you..

2. No I don't. I was lost when those guys attacked me! I'll just have to stay with you for the night. (Lie)

3. Custom Input (Please specify)

You are fleeing your monastery because of a prophecy which would leave you cleaning the toilets for 600 years.

Also, you may have burned some relics. Like, A LOT of relics.
But your mom lives here in town. Somewhere.

>>752771
2. And please, no more talk about bladed weaponry. I was trying for your dick, not your sword. It was a euphemism.

>>752771
What's that, someone's following us! (run away while he's distracted)

>>752769
Did, did a sword pop out of his pants?

Geeze, that could be a problem.

>>752771
Your family is on vacation and locked up the house so you have nowhere to go right now!

What is wrong with you?! WHY are you trying to trying to date a senile nuthouse convict?!

Call a taxi.

>>752771
2) Lie. You have an opportunity to live somewhere nicer!

...Wait, shit, then he might start talking about Japan again.

Guys no this guy is a huge dork and a huge nerd and his apartment will be full of things he will want to talk about for hours and it'll be awful.

>>752777
he had a second sword and didn't get the innuendo.

1/5 BLADE 2016/10/13(Thu)01:28 No. 752817 ID: 090a69
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In the end, I decide that lying is the best choice. "I don't! I got lost an..and those mean guys attacked me! Maybe I could stay with you for the night.. It'd make me feel safe..! I'm guessing you have an apartment..?" Oh wow I even teared up a little bit! I could be an actress. Now he'll take me to his place, and during the night, I'll seduce him and we'll finally do it!

2/5 BLADE 2016/10/13(Thu)01:28 No. 752818 ID: 090a69
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"HAHAHA I don't have an apartment! What would someone like me need a place like that for? I mean, there's this place I stay occasionally but it's pretty far away.. Kind of not an option."

3/5 BLADE 2016/10/13(Thu)01:29 No. 752819 ID: 090a69
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He's a hobo. He's a weapon wielding, ranting, crazed hobo. You know if he wasn't so cute I think I'd drop him right now and go back home... If I actually.. had a home... We're both hobos.

4/5 BLADE 2016/10/13(Thu)01:29 No. 752820 ID: 090a69
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Hobos.

'Two homeless people murder innocent youths in alley before torching diner! Reportedly heard shouting, 'taste my nihonto!' Before attacking.'

That's what the headlines will say.

"Well.. I shouldn't do this but.. I have an account I was secretly storing some cash in before I came to this country. Maybe we could get a hotel room or something."

FUCK. I'm the only hobo!! Dammit I felt like we had a real connection for a second!

"Oh yeah! That sounds great!" I say, convincingly, through gritted teeth.

"HEY! YOU!" A voice that is familiar to me shouts at us from behind.

5/5 BLADE 2016/10/13(Thu)01:30 No. 752821 ID: 090a69
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Three tough looking men approach us. I know them.. They're in the same group the two guys Eclipse killed were! The leader, a particularly handsome, spikey haired man, who I begrudgingly recognize, steps forward.

"Hey, buddy. I don't suppose you know anything about a little 'incident' that happened about ten, fifteen minutes away from this here diner? Two of my good friends were attacked in an alley off of Asesinato Espada street, and I'm looking for the bastard that did it. I can't help but notice what you're wearing.. You know that much black is a no-no, right?"

1. Let Eclipse answer.

2. Tell the truth about what happened.

3. Step in and lie about what happened.

4. Dramatically yell, 'RUN!' and book it with Eclipse.

5. Custom Input (Please Specify)

>>752821
1. Because I wanna see what dorky act he puts up.

Feign ignorance and act high. You're both ridiculous enough to pull it off.

A big guy, a potbelly, and a guy with his dong out?

4s looking like the compelling option, here.
I say we book it.

>>752824
Kome in with the good plan, votin this

>>752824
Kome in with the good plan, votin this

>>752821
Tell them yeah, you kicked their asses when they tried to stiff you. Unless you're here to pay their bill, take a hike.

>>752824
Yeah this is actually good. Problem is there is like zero chance Eclipse will catch on and play along.

Do it anyway. It sounds hilarious and I'm pretty sure he can handle any combat that results.

1/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)01:57 No. 753001 ID: 090a69
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Clearly, the best plan here is to pretend to have no idea what they're talking about. I'll just put on my best act, and feign ignorance! I'll act HIGH AS FUCK! Eclipse will no doubt follow suit.. Here we go!

2/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)01:58 No. 753002 ID: 090a69
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"Do you ever wonder if the moon feels us watching it at night? Do you think it gets embarrassed because it's naked?"

5/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)01:59 No. 753005 ID: 090a69
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The diner burns behind us. It's warm, even from here. In fact, I'm boiling right now. Especially in the facial area. That fire must be really cooking up. Yep.

6/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)02:00 No. 753006 ID: 090a69
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One hot fire. Definitely not embarrassed. Nope.

The spikey haired man speaks up. "Amora? Is that you?"

7/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)02:00 No. 753007 ID: 090a69
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OH GOD I FORGOT HE KNOWS ME. EVERYONE I KNOW IS GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.

8/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)02:01 No. 753008 ID: 090a69
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"Ha ha, oh yeah! Hi! I'm sorry, I don't actually remember your name!" I am recovering. I'm fixing it. The earlier thing didn't happen and I won't think about it.

"Carlos." He interjects.

"Yeah! Carlos! Long time no see.. Carlos!" If he knows me I have to get him out of here quick before he says something that I don't want Eclipse to know..

9/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)02:01 No. 753009 ID: 090a69
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"Are you still surviving by being a pickpocket? I heard an innocent old lady lost her life's savings. Was that you?"

10/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)02:02 No. 753010 ID: 090a69
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*Gravelly voiced gasp*

11/11 BLADE 2016/10/14(Fri)02:02 No. 753011 ID: 090a69
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This could not POSSIBLY be going worse.

1. Deny vehemently. [Lie]

2. Yes. Yes I am. [Truth]

3. Avoid the question by responding with a question of my own. A sassy one.

4. Custom input {Please Specify]

>>753011
3: ask if they're gonna try to kidnap you.

"do i look like someone that steals from old ladies?"

>>753020
no, that still directs the spotlight toward you. you need to direct it outward.

"What? That's horrible! Who would do such a thing? ;_;"

You can't tell the truth or he'll murder you with his Japanese samurai sword for being a thief! Don't these guys know it's dangerous to discuss crime in front of cute but dangerously insane murderous vigilantes?!!!

1, 3: You still paying male prostitutes to hang out with you and pretend to be your friends?

You are not responsible for EVERY old lady losing her savings, so
you can't confirm that you know the one he heard of.

On the other hand, you're turning over a new leaf, and meeting lots of people, like this guy.

Yeah.

1/4 BLADE 2016/10/15(Sat)12:24 No. 753110 ID: 090a69
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"What? That's horrible! Who would do such a thing??" I cry out in shock, tears in my eyes! I am faking, of course. But..

2/4 BLADE 2016/10/15(Sat)12:24 No. 753111 ID: 090a69
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...Eclipse seems satisfied. So it's fine.

3/4 BLADE 2016/10/15(Sat)12:25 No. 753112 ID: 090a69
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"THAT'S RIGHT, BEAUTIFUL MEXICAN! AMORA WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!! NOW I'D TURN TAIL AND RUN IF I WERE YOU... OR THINGS ARE GONNA GET.. UGLY." Eclipse threateningly points his sword at the three men. I don't actually know where he was keeping his sword, and I didn't see him take it out either, but I decide not to think about it too long because I feel like I shouldn't. In any case, as long as we've got the upper hand, and my secrets are safe...

"Yeah! And I see you're still paying male prostitutes to hang out with you and pretend to be your friends! Did you think you were gonna come down here and kidnap me?? Guess again... Carlos!" I forgot his name at the end there for a second. It's fine.

"What?!" He responds, "These aren't male prostitutes!.. Technically.. And we're not trying to kidnap you! We just want you to join our group, Amora..!"

"Think about it.. Someone like you, with your skills! You'd be the perfect addition to our..."

4/4 BLADE 2016/10/15(Sat)12:26 No. 753113 ID: 090a69
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"MODELLING AGENCY."

1. What?

2. What?

3. NEVER, YOU EVIL BASTARDS! I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!

4. User Input [Please specify]

...aren't you jailbait? What would you even model? Be confused.

On the other hand, this is a chance to tempt and tease Eclipse even more. And maybe get him out of some of his clothes if he agrees to participate. And making some money means less hobo status.

>>753119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

So now I have that playing in my head, thanks. Even despite Carlos.

Anywho no seriously what?

Fuck, you might as WELL be high with how crazy today's turning out.

Poor Marco.

Let's be like... polite. We're not sure where this vigilante thing is going to lead, and we might need to vary our pickpocket gig.

Take their card. You're overwhelmed by pancakes and need time to think.

>>753113
1.

>>753113
You know actually modeling pays pretty well for what amounts to just standing still for a bit so some guy can take pictures.
"Hm. I mean I am homeless and I do need work right now. Yeah, sure, that's pretty cool of you guys for offering."
Plus, what edgelord doesn't want to date a model? C'mon it's like the deepest of puerile fantasies.

>>753132
The problem is that she doesn't have a legal guardian who can sign paperwork or whatever, and if she's of legal age then she's still homeless which means it's unlikely anyone will come looking for her if she disappears.

Though I guess she could maybe strike a deal with Eclipse to come bail her out if it's really a trap.

>>753134
We can get around the legal guardian thing if they're willing to pay us under the table, but by the same token, working at people who are willing to use underage models under the table means putting ourself in a sketchy and potentially dangerous situation.

Then again, we do have an insane swordsman to murder anyone who tries to take advantage of us.

agree to join only if they use your new friend as a older model.

Guys, we don't have to do this now.
In fact we should probably get rid of them before the find the bodies.

>>753141
They already found the bodies:
>>752821

1/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:40 No. 753556 ID: 090a69
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"W..What?? Modelling agency..? Aren't you guys a gang??" I am very confused.

"A gang?? That's ridiculous, Amora! I can't believe you would think that!! I.. Oh now Marco's feelings are hurt, too..!" a single tear rolls down Marco's cheek. "We're a super cool and official modelling agency. We even just got a super rich sponsor! We're doing well."

"Is.. Is it even legal? I.. also wonder about how safe something like this would be, Carlos.. I mean.." I avert my gaze from their glistening and gorgeous model bods. It's.. Blinding.

"It's better then living on the streets, isn't it? And what do you mean it wouldn't be safe? What could be dangerous, or suspicious about three grown men approaching a young, underage girl in the middle of the street, and offering her a private modelling contract. Nothing! That's what! It breaks my heart to know there's no trust in today's society.." Carlos looks dejected.

"Well...."

2/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:41 No. 753558 ID: 090a69
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I glance to Eclipse, he looks completely confused, but also doesn't want to show it. Like someone that was really confident about knowing where they were going and bragged about it, but realized they can't even read the map.. It's...

3/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:41 No. 753559 ID: 090a69
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Cute.

I can't just leave Eclipse behind. Not right now. Tonight is going to be my best chance. Just me..

4/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:42 No. 753560 ID: 090a69
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And him.

5/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:42 No. 753561 ID: 090a69
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In a hotel room.

FUC-[THIS IS A SAFE FOR WORK QUEST]-ING.

6/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:43 No. 753562 ID: 090a69
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"Carlos. I'm very interested in your offer, and would like to discuss it with you in more detail later, but I need some time to.. think about it. I'm sure you understand." My future can wait. This crus- I mean this SEX is more important.

"Of course, of course. Here! Take our card! Our sponsor printed us like, a million! It's great."

7/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:43 No. 753563 ID: 090a69
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Well this card looks legit. Onward to more important manners.. "How's about we get that hotel room, Eclipse!"

"Huh? Oh. Yeah! Let's do that.. I was caught in their.. mesmerizing abs.. I'm not from around here, do you know any good hotels?"

Hmmm... Which one would be the least suspicious about renting a room to a man and an underage girl that isn't his child..

1. Sleazy Stays; The sleaziest place in town! A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

2. Raunchy Romps; A hotel opened explicitly for affairs, and other scandalous encounters.

3. Holiday Inn. Holiday inn is one of the world's largest hotel chains, with 3,649 hotels globally! It's literally just a local Holiday Inn.

>>753563
Sleazy Stays. Because you look like a kidnap victim to them and they'd overlook it.

>It's cool that they aren't evil.
and aren't we Little Miss Predator?

Sleazy Stays seems to be our logical port of call.

>>753563
I used to work at a Holiday Inn. You'd be surprised how few fucks they give. Go there.

>>753566
huh, really? if so then yeah go there.

>>753566
can confirm, holiday inn don't give a flying shit long as you don't waggle dildos in their face. Affordable, too!™

1/3 BLADE 2016/10/18(Tue)04:10 No. 753591 ID: 090a69
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I choose the sleaziest, most disgusting hotel I can possibly thing of. The Holiday Inn. As we walk through the door, I can immediately feel something off in the air.. As we walk through the lobby, the surrounding employees perform wolf whistles, and lewd gestures in our general direction.. For a moment, I feel I've made a grave mistake bringing Eclipse to somewhere so vile.

I clench my fists, and stare at the floor.. Anywhere but here, Amora.. Just.. Imagine you're anywhere but the Holiday Inn..

2/3 BLADE 2016/10/18(Tue)04:10 No. 753592 ID: 090a69
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We approach the counter and the man at the desk- Wait. Don't I know this guy from somewhere? Nah. Probably my imagination. In any case he's a lot more polite than the other employees.

Eclipse pays for our room with the money from his layaway account. Apparently it's offshore too?

3/3 BLADE 2016/10/18(Tue)04:11 No. 753593 ID: 090a69
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Finally, we get to our room. I slam the door behind us, and Eclipse looks around. "Aw man, only one bed! I thought I told him two.. Oh well. You can have the bed. I'm used to the floor." He says this with a genuine smile. For I moment, I wonder what kind of life Eclipse has. But that passes quickly.

1. Maybe we could.. SHARE the bed.. ;) [Winky face]

2. I'm not tired, Eclipse.. We could burn off some energy.. ;) [Winky Face]

3. I'm.. Really tired actually. Let's go to sleep.. ;) [Winky Face]

4. Custom Input [Please Specify]

I'm not confident enough to try 3, and
I think 1 is our best chance of actually getting through.

Offer to share, it can't possibly go wrong.

>>753593
4: whip your dick out, that is not a euphemism. Tonight we do the sex.

>>753598
yes pull out the dildo that you doubtless have stored somewhere on your body and then ask him for a SWORD FIGHT.

1
if that fails to do anything to him then forget trying to seduce him, just drop your clothes.

>>753593
*Pomf* onto the bed and ask Eclipse what we're doing on the bed.

#1 and ask 'however can you repay your savior' and 'he must be so sore/tense from fighting; maybe he'd like a massage from you'. Play into his image of you being a damsel he rescued.
A massage for him would give you a decent chance to check him out/feel him up and you can easily lead on from there.

Btw, condoms. If you want to get with him, do you have any?(or need any? I don't know your life)

"Enough with the dark, time for the brooding."

>>753616
you mean breeding

>>753634
Don't brood over it too much.

I have never seen so much of tgchan so united as for this goal

>>753616
>>753634
These have the makings of a good line.
Enough with the _, time for the _, or should I say _?

1/3 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)00:59 No. 753820 ID: 090a69
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"How about we.. BOTH use that bed.." I step forward mischievously.

"I don't think sleeping in shifts would work!" He replies without hesitation, taking off his stupidly long coat.

"No, Eclipse.. I mean how about we BOTH use it, at the SAME TIME. Together."

"That's awful considerate of you, Amora. But I'm used to sleeping on the floor, from my dark past, riddled with-" ENOUGH.

"ENOUGH WITH THE BROODING, ECLIPSE! IT'S TIME.. FOR THE BREEDING!" I am getting that dick tonight if it kills me.

2/3 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)01:00 No. 753821 ID: 090a69
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3/3 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)01:01 No. 753822 ID: 090a69
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FUCKING COCKBLOCK!

1. Who the hell are you?!

2. GASP! Save me, Eclipse!

3. Custom Input {Please Specify]

My god was that wipe suggestive.

>I am getting that dick tonight if it kills me.
The hard part that's not the dick is staying alive long enough for that. To that effect, B.

>>753822
1. Because you have to let him start monologuing so you can get off Eclipse and out of the line of fire.

Then at some point say 2 so that Eclipse will start actually fighting the guy.

>>753825
On the one hand, I love this plan. Draw out the monologue, and then GET HIM.

Unfortunately, I suspect Eclipse will be just as prone to standing around and waiting while this guy monologues as this guy is to delivering them... so go for this plan, and then when Eclipse tries to be polite you may need to take matters into your own hands.

And by matters, I mean Eclipse's tanto.

No, the real one, not just your nickname for his dick.

GET THE FUCK OUT HIS ASS IS MINE!

Wait did that guy say DARK MOON? Like the BUSINESS CARDS? Carlos, I trusted you! ;_;

1/4 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)14:37 No. 753914 ID: 090a69
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Okay, first, I'll start him blabbering, and then slip out with Eclipse while he's distracted! "GASP! Who are YOU!?" I shout dramatically, continuing to be the best actress ever.

2/4 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)14:38 No. 753915 ID: 090a69
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"Uh.. Hey man, were you about to- Oh, who am I, you ask? I am a hand of the Dark Moon! I am... CONTRAIL."

"Wh.. What? What does that.."

3/4 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)14:38 No. 753916 ID: 090a69
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"You know how sometimes when planes fly overhead they'll leave those wispy white trails behind them? That's called a contrail. And see, I have these jet-boots, and sometimes when I fly around with them, I leave behind those trails, and I thought 'Hey! That's a cool sounding thing. I'll go with that!' Is it stupid? I thought it sounded cool but.." He looks down. I can't see his face, but I imagine it's upset looking right now.

"Contrail, huh?" Eclipse steps forward. There is a fire in his eyes I haven't seen before.

"Pretty cool name, buddy." He looks so excited. "I'd introduce myself, but it seems my reputation precedes me.. That's right. I am the one who will block out your Dark Moon.. I am Eclipse!"

...They're kindred spirits.. Soul brothers... Complete idiots.

I can't let this go on or I'll be here all night. "EEK! SAVE ME, ECLIPSE!"

4/4 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)14:39 No. 753917 ID: 090a69
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Eclipse takes out his sword "Huh?-OH WE'RE FIGHTING NOW I GUESS!" Contrail shrugs before flying toward Eclipse. "OK, COOL. Wh-Where'd this sword come from??" Eclipse grins, "I'd prefer THAT, remain a mystery."

I too, would prefer that remain a mystery.

The two struggle over the blade. They look entirely joyful.

1. Try to help Eclipse in the fight.

2. Cheer Eclipse on.

3. Sit back and watch two guys wrestle for my amusement.

4. Custom Input [Please Specify]

Get a camcorder.

3, obviously.

2 and 3

>>753918
yes record it for your future amusements.

>>753926
Eh, with how this is going, you'll have plenty of opportunity to record later fights.

...do try to remember to get one later though.

For now, 3 is sufficient.

>>753917
"Hey look i've been trying to have sex with this dense nerd all night, can you like, fuck off for just a bit unless you're trying to get in on it too?"

>>753955
this

2 and 3 do seem the most consistent so far.

I'm not ready to outsource our crush just yet.

1/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:09 No. 754591 ID: 090a69
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I sit on the bed as the two tussle. Might as well watch them fight.. Not everyday you can see a guy with jet boots and a guy with a robot hand fight, you know.. I bet I could put this online and people would love it.. I wish I had a camera. I wish I OWNED a camera!

...Contrail has big arms.

2/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:10 No. 754593 ID: 090a69
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Contrail uses said big arms to toss Eclipse into a wall. Through. Through a wall. He flies into the hall, nearly crushing an employee. There are several Holiday Inn employees gathered outside around the door. They are all very surprised. As am I. At their presence. I am now glad we didn't do it.

3/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:10 No. 754594 ID: 090a69
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Eclipse takes the sheathe off his blade. It's the first time I've seen it out since that time in the alley. It's so big! And normal, other than that. It's just kind of an extra big samurai swo-.. Nihonto. "You're pretty tough.. But letting me take my nihonto out was a mistake. This is over now..!" Eclipse says, he wipes at his mouth, like he's trying to wipe blood away from it, but he isn't actually bleeding. Pretty sure he just thought it was the right thing to do timing-wise.

"Come on, Eclipse!! Fight back!!" I yell something that I'm pretty sure fits into Eclipse's mood.

"ALRIGHT! BRACE YOURSELF, CONTRAIL!!" It works, Eclipse dramatically charges into the room!

4/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:11 No. 754595 ID: 090a69
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5/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:12 No. 754597 ID: 090a69
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"Here I Co-EAAH!" *Slam*

"..Okay I got it this tim-AHHH!" *Slam*

"We'll see how strong those arms are after I cut th- AHHH!" *Slam*

At least... At least he's not giving up..! He's doing his darndest! I.. I really didn't expect this. Contrail is kind of completely trouncing him. His big, hard muscles are too strong for Eclipse. Kind of disappointing, to be honest..

"If I could just release my full power here.. but there's too many people around!" Eclipse mutters to himself.. Not sure I entirely believe him.

1. Help Ecipse by distracting Contrail.

2. Help Eclipse by throwing stuff at Contrail.

3. Attempt to retreat through hotel with Eclipse.

4. Continue to watch Eclipse be thrown for a bit.

5. Custom Input [Please Specify]

>>754597
1. Try flirting with Contrail instead. Tell him something like "wow, what a strong man... what if I were the prize for the victor...?"

At worst that would stop the fight entirely because neither of them want to win.

I somehow doubt Fluffycheeks-sama knows the meaning of retreat.

Which leaves us 1 and 2. Let's multitask this mother up.
(Revised)

1. Shout at Eclips to use his "other sword". Eclipse will know what you mean and Contrail won't. Or maybe... ~

4. I think he's got this

>>754597
remind him that this is holiday in, no one here is an innocent.

"guys, guys there is no need to fight over me I'll screw both of you; at the same time." at worst they will be so flustered they tell you why they are fighting while stopping the fight in the process, at best threesome with TWO cute strong men.

Set off the fire alarm. There's a guy with jet boots fighting a guy with a robot arm, the place basically needs to be evacuated anyway. That'll let Eclipse unleash his TRUE DORK. POWER. TRUE POWER.

Is there a minibar in this hotel room? If so, I'd recommend tossing a bottle of booze at Contrail's rocket boots, so it can explode and catch fire.

If you lack booze, make do with a hotel towel.

>>754597
"You realize holiday inn workers are all evil, right? Like, they were just spying on us. That's why they were out there, that's pretty textbook evil."
Urge out his FINAL FORM (or at least his penultimate form)

>>754908
This+Room Service if needed. Making a jet pack explode needs to be on our bucket list.

1/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:40 No. 755311 ID: d97d96
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I come up with the perfect plan to distract them! I'll flirt with, and seduce Contrail with my feminine wiles! Ha ha yes..

"Oh wow.. Maybe I could be the prize for the victor.." They don't hear me. Just as I say it Eclipse lets out another AAAAAAUGH-Okay next time.

"Don't fight, guys.. I'll just scre..screw...screw both of-" Eclipse flies past. "YAAAAAAAGHG!.. I'll come from the left... Don't need a screwdriver, Amora. Good thinking though." He drowns me out again, completely misunderstanding.

I'm getting really pissed now. "HEY! Maybe we could have a THREE WA-"

"WOOOAAAHH- Okay next time is good.. AMORA! Now isn't the time for a Three Musketeers. Though I understand. That candy bar is delicious." He's an IDIOT! He's just a total MORON!!

"YOU OBLIVIOUS IDIOT! DICK! I WANT DICK! I LOOOOOVE DICK!!"

The room falls silent. Contrail stops what he's doing and stares at me. Somehow I can read his disgust and confusion, even through his mask. The two hotel employees look on with pride. I feel like I've fulfilled some fantasy of theirs.

2/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:41 No. 755313 ID: d97d96
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"I don't know who this Dick guy is..."

3/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:42 No. 755314 ID: d97d96
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"..But I'm glad Amora has friends!"

I throw a bottle of booze at Contrail's boots in frustration. With impeccable aim, no doubt.

4/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:42 No. 755315 ID: d97d96
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"Eclipse.. I don't think that's what she mean-"

5/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:43 No. 755316 ID: d97d96
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*CONK!*

"URG-"

Contrail collapses unceremoniously to the hotel room carpet.

6/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:43 No. 755318 ID: d97d96
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This went well. Just as I planned.

1. Let's get out of here while he's down, Eclipse!! (Abscond)

2. Now to find out who this REALLY is!! (Scooby doo unmask Contrail. Stay)

3. Who IS this guy, Eclipse? I have questions. (Tie up Contrail for interrogation. Stay)

4. Gently shoo away hotel employees.

5. Custom Input (Please Specify)

>>755318
scooby doo him and then abscond if he is no one you know

>>755318
scooby doo this judgemental jojo-ass fucker after tying him up

force Eclipse to drink the creepy wine then tie them both to the bed.

>>755338
It's even better than that- It's CREPY wine, maybe with little bits of crepe in it.

The perfect nightcap for a pancake withdrawal.
>>755337
Endorsed for style

2,3,4, except not gently.

1/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:15 No. 755656 ID: d97d96
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The two of us -Mostly Eclipse- drag Contrail and tie him up with some sheets. No doubt, a perfect, inescapable prison. Eclipse struggles with tying knots for a second, and then I step in and try to take over, but I don't know why I do because I'm not actually that great at it either and struggle with it too. Then one of the hotel employees that are apparently still here ties it for us. It's all really awkward and kind of kills the momentum of the night. The tension is broken. It's also more awkward for me because I was just about to ask them to leave but now it would be really rude because they helped. I try to talk at the same time as Eclipse a few times and we keep stopping to let the other person talk and it's- God it's just a mess.

"Now let's find out who this REALLY is!!" I finally manage to get out. I tear off Contrail's mask to reveal who was behind the attack...!

2/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:16 No. 755657 ID: d97d96
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MEANWHILE.. AT DARK MOON ENTERPRIZEZ MODELLING CO.

"Man.. It feels so empty in here with Perro and Gato gone.. I still can't believe they're dead." I say, breaking the cold silence that has overtaken us in these dire times.

Marco looks up at me from his end of the table, "We still never found out who sword murdered them.. And that Amora didn't seem like she wanted to join.."

"And on top of all that!" I add, "I haven't seen Agre since earlier.. He just took off suddenly, saying.. 'Gotta jet!' Which would be an awfully incriminating statement if there was a jet-based villain around right now. Good thing there's not.."

A silence falls about the room. A handsome silence.

3/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:16 No. 755658 ID: d97d96
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The door flies open, "HEY, GUYS! I'M BAAACK!"

"AGRE~!" Both Marco and I exclaim. "Where've you been, man!? Haven't seen you since earlier."

"I was out shopping! I have to jet over there real quick because they were closing soon!" He shows off a new pair of boots, and a perm.

"Oohh, Agre.. Always using foreboding language to describe common actions.. YOU SILLY GOOSE!"

And so, another game of LIFE goes on...

4/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:17 No. 755659 ID: d97d96
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"Wait what? Who the hell are you?"

"What? I'm Contrail. Why did you take my mask off?" He replies, irked.

"I really assumed from that cutaway that you'd be one of the models or something but-"

"AMORA!" Eclipse interrupts me. "Don't TALK ABOUT THAT."

"Oh. Sorry.. But who are you??"

"I'm just.. I'm just Contrail! Who were you expecting me to be??" Contrail struggles against the sheets, but is soon soothed by their soft and velvet-y nature.

"Well I dunno.. I thought you'd be someone we encountered earlier. Maybe someone that didn't stand out much at the time, but would now because relevant again as a surprise.." I sigh.

"Why would I.. Did-Did you think this was Scooby Doo? Were you fucking Scooby Doo-ing me?!"

"What? No! GOD no.. No way.. That's.. That's ridiculous." He's just some normal guy. How is that the one thing I didn't expect?

"Well," Eclipse starts, "I'm glad that's settled, Amora. But there's still one mystery that's yet to be solved..."

5/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:18 No. 755660 ID: d97d96
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"Why am I tied up too?"

...Eclipse also struggles against the sheets..

I eye the aphrodisiac infused beverage in my hand..

Make Eclipse Drink The Crepy Wine?

1. Yes.

2. No.

3. Attempt to weasel out of making the choice (Please Specify)

>>755660
>yyyyyyyyy

>>755660
2. C'mon, you're better than this. I think.

Ask him if he's a virgin.

B
Not with everyone watching, it wouldn't be magical.
Also there's a huge hole in the wall, and mosquitos.

We should take our leashed up eclipse for a walk.
also we need a refund.

>>755665
Might not need a refund, just... a different room.

"Shut up Eclipse your already in the doghouse I don't have to explain my actions to you!"
also upon rereading my previous statement I realized that was date rape so B.
however we can always try dressing them both up in scantly maid outfits that most likely this Holiday Inn forces their female staff to wear.

just rip his pants off. and your pants.

>>755660
You can't drug him with everyone watching, that would be weird.

>why am I tied up too
Because I thought it was funny?

1/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:37 No. 755947 ID: d97d96
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After much deliberation, I decide NOT.. To quite literally date-rape Eclipse. Something like that having crossed my mind is bizarre, obviously. I choose not to do so due to my strong moral compass, and definitely not just because there are too many people here and it would be awkward. I am such a good person.

"Because it was funny! No other reason at all! Ha ha!" I shrug, with comic impact, and everyone in the room laughs at my funny joke!

2/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:38 No. 755948 ID: d97d96
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Yep. Eeeeeveryone laughs! Suuper funny...! Not awkward. Nope.

"Well I don't really get it, but- Good one, Amora!" Eclipse chirps, happily. I wonder if I'm a bad person.

"You're a bad person." Notes Contrail, as though reading my mind.

..I quietly untie Eclipse. Briefly imagining taking him on a walk. That'd be good.. yeah..

3/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:39 No. 755949 ID: d97d96
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"Now that that HILARIOUS joke is out of the way! It's time for you to talk, buddy!" I say to Contrail, from a safe distance away.

"That's right!" Says Eclipse, "Time for you to spill your guts! Either figuratively, or.." He directs his sword toward Contrails stomach.

"Oh WOW that's- I mean what do you even want to know?" Contrail says, sucking in his gut as much as possible.

"That's a good question, Cont-WE'RE ASKING THE QUESTIONS!"

1. What is the Dark Moon

2. Why were you trying to attack Eclipse

3.How do you make a guy like you?

4. Custom Input [Please Specify]

1, also 4: "Is 'The Dark Moon' in any way affiliated with Dark Moon Enterprizez?"

...and after that, 2 I guess that seems kind of important maybe

1. Dark Moon keeps showing up.

Why are you running around in jet boots attacking people?

>>755949
3 is clearly the most important. You just need to, you know, get him away from Eclipse to ask it.

>>755950
Sure