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743354 No. 743354 ID: 55173c

You are a crow-magon. You are male. You love meat. You love mating. You love mean-mugging.

What is name?
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No. 743357 ID: 9876c4

Jamal Quinoa Featherstone
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No. 743365 ID: a339be

Crowga Bowga, son of Crowga Cawgbi
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No. 743367 ID: 1d4e27

Pluckmeat. Nice to meat you.
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No. 743370 ID: 8d65de

second
Pluckmeat
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No. 743372 ID: dfdb1e

Bob
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No. 743373 ID: 15a025

Another vote for Pluckmeat.
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No. 743374 ID: 8b9558

I also Second Pluckmeat.
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No. 743375 ID: 55173c
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743375

You are Pluckmeat!!! Mighty and.. strong?

No, not strong. Not baby-weak and not-woman weak, but man-weak. Mind good, but not good as Elder. Elder says mind grows with seasons. Elder has hut with meat and women.

Pluckmeat has cave. Cave is shit. Cave has no meat and no mates. This no good.

Cave has old hide, sharp rock and a nice branch.

Cave has one exit, south.

What do?
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No. 743377 ID: 8d65de

take sharp rock and nice branch make spear go south?
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No. 743379 ID: 8b9558

Attempt to make a Makeshift Spear out of Old Hide, Sharp Rock and Nice Branch, and if not possible just Sharpen Branch with Sharp Rock.
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No. 743381 ID: 55173c
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743381

Pluckmeat no use old hide. It is blanket and back up clothing.

Pluckmeat combine nice stick and sharp rock, but it not stay in place! Pluckmeat thinks this good idea later.

Pluckmeat makes nice stick into sharp stick. The sharp rock is now a not as sharp rock, but still good.

Pluckmeat is now holding sharp stick!
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No. 743382 ID: 8d65de

Go south to hunt meat and mate both at same time
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No. 743385 ID: 9876c4

>>743382
But with different creatures! That's very important.
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No. 743390 ID: a339be

You need to assert your place in society by killing a stronger man. Find a man who is stronger than you, then stab him in the heart with your sharp stick.

This will make women go to you to mate.
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No. 743402 ID: 15a025

Leave shit cave, hunt food.
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No. 743411 ID: 8b9558

Hunt some stuff.
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No. 743440 ID: 8d65de

Also hunt for slave
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No. 743472 ID: 35e721
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743472

>>743382
Pluckmeat go south. No meat here, just outside of cave.

There is fruit tree with red fruit. Pluckmeat tired of red fruit, but eats fruit to live. Others say Pluckmeat eat so much fruit, he may become fruit. This upset Pluckmeat. Meat in name, damnit! No Pluckfruit! Pluckmeat!

There is plot in back where ancestors live. Pluckmeat ancestors do nothing these days. They are bones now. Been spirits for many seasons. The Shaman can talk to them.

>>743440
What is slave? Some more advanced concepts may allude Pluckmeat.

>>743390
Pluckmeat... kill Thudlun? Thudlun break sharp stick! Thudlun kill Pluckmeat first! Pluckmeat will need more than sharp stick. Pluckmeat tried once with rock, got foot broken.

>>743411
Good idea. Pluckmeat hunt first.

Village is south, by river. Good water there.

Foot of Mountains is north. Medium beasts there. More north is Fire Mountain.

Forest is west. Small beasts there, but so is The Monster™.

Field is east. It has big beasts!

What do?
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No. 743475 ID: 398fe1

>>743472
Can you hunt medium beast?
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No. 743477 ID: 8b9558

First maybe go to the forest and hunt a few animals to use as bait, then go to the Foot of the Mountains and see if you can kill anything there.
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No. 743478 ID: 15a025

Head east to feast on big beast.
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No. 743484 ID: 8b9558

Maybe get some fruit to use as bait to use in the forest.
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No. 743504 ID: a339be

>>743472
If you cannot kill Thudlin, go to the western woods to kill The Monster™. This will prove your strength to many women.
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No. 743523 ID: 2323d9

Considering we are man weak we should start in West making sure to avoid the monster.
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No. 743527 ID: 3abd97

>What is slave?
Slave is person who does everything Puckmeat tells slave to do.
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No. 743536 ID: fd255b

sharp stick could be good for killing fish.
you don't have to be strong for that, just fast. have you ever killed fish before?
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No. 743537 ID: fd255b

er, in the river i mean
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No. 743538 ID: db0da2

Try foot of mountain.

Later, get second rock, sharpen sharp rock.
Get strong grass or strong vine.
More idea later.
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No. 743568 ID: 8d65de

Go to plot ask dead for help
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No. 743569 ID: 8d65de

Go to plot ask dead for help
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No. 743716 ID: 77ccc4
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743716

>>743527
You mean wife? Oh-ho-ho! Do not tell women-folk that. Seriously.

>>743484
Pluckmeat gather fruit and go to forest. Use fruit as bait, good idea. Elder be proud. Fruit food, too.

Forest is big and dense. Hunters get lost sometimes. Pluckmeat not deep in forest, no get lost here.

The Monster™ not here! No beasts here either.

What do?

A) Go deeper into The Forest.
B) Lay out some fruit-bait and wait.
C) Regular, baitless waiting.
D) Reflect on the past.
E) Get needlessly existential.
F) ..?
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No. 743720 ID: 8d65de
743720

E all the way
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No. 743723 ID: 9876c4

B and then E
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No. 743725 ID: 72a1a3
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743725

Pluckmeat lay down bait and go hide behind tree.

Pluckmeat ponders. Pluckmeat had Mamu and Papu. They had Mamus and Papus. They even had Mamus and Papus. Where it all go? It all Mamus and Papus.. forever? Maybe one big Mamu and Papu for all, many, many, many seasons ago. What Pluckmeat even doi--

--Oh! Beast! Beast smelling fruit-bait! It snout-squirrel small, but it meat.

Kill or wait?
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No. 743726 ID: 398fe1

Kill. Then use as bait for medium beast.
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No. 743727 ID: 8d65de

kill and what is it
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No. 743731 ID: 2323d9

Forget existential quandaries to murder meat beasts.
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No. 743737 ID: 3abd97

>>743726
Yes. Bait bigger beast with small beast.
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No. 743761 ID: 8b9558

Kill it and use whatever useless parts for bait.
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No. 743771 ID: 72a1a3
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743771

Pluckmeat throw sharp stick at Snout-squirrel ...
...
and it missed!

Snout-squirrel running away!
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No. 743773 ID: 3e182c

bait wait try again
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No. 743775 ID: 3abd97

Recover stick, replace bait (if necessary), wait.
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No. 743780 ID: 72a1a3
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743780

Pluckmeat get sharp stick again. Snout-squirrel ran off with fruit.

Pluckmeat lay down another fruit. Fruit go from seven, to six, now five. Pluckmeat need to eat three fruit for decent meal. One fruit is shit meal, but survive.

Pluckmeat waiting now.
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No. 743782 ID: 8d65de

How will pluckmeat pass time
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No. 743816 ID: 398fe1

Take a few apples and start learning how to juggle.
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No. 744025 ID: a339be

>>743780
Think of the one birdess who ever loved Pluckmeat
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No. 744156 ID: 9876c4

No sudden movements. Imagine spear hitting beast, imagine it flying and sticking.
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No. 744192 ID: 2a7417

>>744025
Pluckmeat already thought of Mamu. Thought too hard and got headhurt.

Attempt to grow wings through sheer force of will.
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No. 744195 ID: 665ed8

>>744192
I second the wings
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No. 744555 ID: 0dc2f8
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744555

>>744195
Pluckmeat not stupid! Pluckmeat not grow wings through ponders. The Shaman say once he fly in dream realm with dream water. Maybe Pluckmeat get hands on dream water, use it it grow wings...? Pluckmeat not know. Pluckmeat no Shaman.

>>744025 >>744192
You right. Thought of Mamu. No headhurt. Pluckmeat not Thudlun. Pluckmeat have good ponders! Long ponders! Ponder all day, if want!

Pluckmeat do know other love. Pluckmeat love her, her not love back. Chief daught--

>>744156
Oh! New Snout squirrel! Pluckmeat wait with sharp stick. Ponders flying. Hitting.

Pluckmeat throw sharp stick. It hit! Pluckmeat good! Pluckmeat have dead snout squirrel now!

What do?
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No. 744556 ID: 15a025

Eat it.
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No. 744557 ID: 1d4e27

>>744556
No eat! Use fire first. Heat squirrel for maximum tasty.
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No. 744558 ID: 9876c4

Get spear back, leave fruit and meat.

Whatever comes next, spear it also.
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No. 744569 ID: 398fe1

Take meat as bait for medium creatures. Use same tactic on medium creatures. Wait, the medium creatures eat meat, right?
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No. 744578 ID: 3abd97

>>744569
Yes, use squirrel-meat as bait for bigger-meat.
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No. 744581 ID: 3e182c

Before you do anything, Remove it's guts. You can clean them in water later and then use them to tie a sharp rock to a stick.
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No. 745180 ID: fd255b

if you decide to save the guts might as well eat part of the snout squirrel now and use the rest for bait, just in case you don't kill a medium animal on the first try. and you could keep the hide too but depending on just how small snout squirrels are you may not want to bother.
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No. 751305 ID: 8d65de

Skin it gut it cook it eat it.
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