You are a Scientist whose sole mission in life is to create a gun that turns people into bimbos. Instead of you know curing diseases or solving world hunger you just want to see people turn into hot babes driven by sexual craving. You are not a Good Person.
Take your ray gun on the road traveling patent medicine style. Go from town to town zapping girls for a nominal fee.
You blast your ray gun at the plant. It glows the pink light.
sadly after a few moments of waiting nothing seems to happen to the tree. How terribly anticlimactic, you were really hoping for some sexy tree action.
>>736913 This is truly the worst possible outcome.
>sadly after a few moments of waiting nothing seems to happen to the tree. Get a real gun and shoot yourself. This world is no longer worth living in.
I now fear the tree is now a ticking slutbomb, ready to blow at any second.
Poke it with a stick just to make sure. If nothing happens, we need improve the ray.
>>736913 Start screaming "Nooo" while barging into the room everyone is in and throw a childlike tantrum about how the laws of physics arent fair and such.
Burn the tree just to be safe. Then brand the bimbo. Record the pleasure screams.
science has failed us....... anyway. i guess we should check on the test subjects and amy
Disappointed in the lack of bimbo tree you decide to check on your test subjects. You return to find your assistant sandwiched in between two of them. Seems legal discussion is more erotic them you previously surmised.
ask for a waver from everyone in the room including your assistant.
>>736942 I think that's already been done. >>736938 Sex up the third test subject.
>>736942 All subjects signed waivers before the testing.
You don't have time for these shenanigans! Draw a smiley face on the tree and try again. If you make it anthropomorphic enough, you should be able to get a bimbo out of it!
>>736938 Send in the third test subject. We must find out the socio and biological factors in the meeting. If we can get Jane Goodall or David Attenborough to narrate this, even better.
Does your ray gun have a 'fusion' setting? Try to fuse the plant with Sue. More test subjects.
>>736978 This. This is what mad science is all about.
>>736938 Chastise your assistant for not recording observations and the details of their sexual performance, then see if Amy goes through any changes herself just in case bimbofication can be spread with prolonged exposure.
Tell your assistant to get back to work! You don't pay her to lollygag. This is a bimbofication laboratory, not some tawdry sex club. Pay the girls their $25 test subject fee and send them on their way. Now that successful human trials are complete, instruct your assistant to begin filing for FDA approval.
F U S I O N FUSE ALL THREE OF THEM INTO ONE THE ULTIMATE B I M B O
>>736938 Sit back and watch this develop. Let's see the bimbos have their way with your assistant and/or vice versa. Hopefully she'll be begging you to zap her too by the time they're done. If not, you could always just zap her anyways.
Maybe the plant is a bimbo by plant standards. Check its pistils.
>>737030 this
>>736986 >You don't pay her to lollygag Well we might've if >>734971 hadn't gotten summarily executed :V >>736978 >>737030 These, mad science will not be constrained by the boundaries of species or logic!
Determined to make the plant a bimbo, for some insane reason. You storm back into the waiting area. You discover to your surprise that your office plant has produced some kind of strange fruit. Its purplish in colour and has a strange leopard pattern to it.
>>737226 Eat it nothing can go wrong and by eat it I mean make Amy do it
make amy eat it
Please don't touch bimbo fruit. Don't even get CLOSE to bimbo fruit. Have Sue bite the bottom and suck the juices out.
Get a sample and chemically analyze it. Maybe get another willing test subject and feed it to them.
This looks very promising. Assistant, cease filing tax returns with the test subjects and take a bite of this.
Aren't plants already nature's bimbos? What with the near constant releasing of seed, with little care as to what or who it might defile?
Find a new girl to eat the fruit.
Not your assistant tho. You need her.
>>737252 Need her to bite the fruit, that is.
BITE THE PLANT YOURSELF, WHAT ARE YOU, A PUSSY?
It's like butt on one side and a tit on the other. WHO KNOWS WHAT IT'LL DO!?!?!
Let's bimbofy some other household objects. What happens if you zap a loaf of bread? Or a pencil?
>>737226 EAT IT.
>>737226 don't let your assistant eat the fruit, don't eat the fruit yourself, but see if you can find another test subject to eat the fruit. messing with assistants is a great way to have to (ugh) do things yourself.
What are assistants for if not testing possibly poisonous plant products?
You pluck the fruit from the office plant, Intending to feed it to your unsuspecting assistant. But now that you actually have it in your hands the temptation to eat it yourself becomes overwhelming. Perhaps a small bite is in order, just a taste test. What could possible go wrong
If you value what's between your legs, DONT.
No. Feed it to subject B.
>>737740 Wait, that's a dude? No offense, I was just never sure.
>>737739 Also I vote to nibble on it just because I REALLY want to see what happens.
Whoops, looks like you're already eating it. when did that happen? That's okay the fruit delicious. It's funny you could've sworn that tree wasn't actually a real tree. Oh well in for a penny in for a pound
BY THE POWER OF BUBSY THE BOBCAT, I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION TO GO VERY, VERY WRONG!
>>737744 consider your lack of proper testing procedure, idly wonder how you managed to make a functioning projectile mutation ray like that in the first place as the horrible mutations from the fruit inevitably start gnawing and and reshaping your very being
Well either you just gender-bent yourself or nothing will happen because you are already a slut (that just hasn't gotten their kicks yet).
Well that was probably a terrible idea. It occurs to you that if you do go full bimbo from this you'll be too sex crazed and simple to properly science. This revelation is only further punctuated with sudden feeling of euphoria and dizziness.
>>737749 Probably best to sit down. Study your own feet, try to focus on them to distract you from your grisly fate
>>737749 ok but maybe you'll have fingers! Imagine all the science you can do with FINGERS
you feel a wave of vertigo as your body suddenly shoots up. As with the test subjects your clothing is conveniently along for the ride. Despite being a girl your body was never good at communicating that clearly, the fruit obvious taking to clearing up that confusion. And holy shit are those fingers.
The next part seemed obvious, what with your obsession with large breasts its only natural that a transformation of yourself would emphasis this bit. Your coat seems to have mysteriously vanished in the process
And then there is the other side to consider, because whats a bimbo with a proper hourglass shape. Top heavy that's what she is.
And back on top for some nice fat lips, hair growth is a nice touch. The fact that your able to narrate this adequately is hopefully a sign that your mind isn't dwindling.
>>737757 Quick, write a complex mathematical formulae about dick!
You remove your sunglasses as your shirt erupts from your growing chest. Your clothing continues to rearrange itself into some kind of one piece affair.
The transformation comes to a halt. You are now coated in a black squeaky material that clings to you tightly. The sudden height difference is jarring but the exhilarating feeling of being a bimbo is more then making up for it. Best of all you now possess a powerful set of fingers, now longer are bound by ridiculous looking mitten hands. With these you could get up to some real Mad Science.
You were a woman this whole time? Well shit, I think you have a mission accomplished then. Any of the fruit left? Grab the fruit and Sue and let's start an orgy in the next room!
>>737761 Wait, but...what if the WHOLE WORLD WAS BIMBOS.
>>737760 Quickly check to make certain that your mind hasn't been effected. Do some math. Recite a chemistry formula. Say "Schrödinger sure loved to make waves," then giggle at your terrible pun.
>>737760 Hey, you still have the intelligence too! TIME FOR SOME MAD SCIENCE INDEED! Do some research, maybe hands on, and publish your findings for peer review.
That was just ONE bite, what happens if we have the whole fruit?
>>737775 Hey hey hey, save that for your assistant. It shall be an experiment, to see whether it has the same effect or a different one.
>>737775 Do it! Eat the rest!
Also, if the fruit of the bimbo tree has this effect, does that mean the milk of the bimbo cowgirl also transmits bimboism?
Don't eat the rest, then you won't be able to science! ... Make a smoothie with the rest. Distribute samples to other facility staff. Record results.
First thing's first, we need a new labcoat.
>>737818 get labcoat, try bimbofying a chair.
>>737818 Thirding, maybe even try to see if you can change into some of your old clothes without having it transform into this black leather outfit. After that do >>737766 to make sure we are capable of understanding advanced scientific principles. I'm a little sad we wont be seeing anymore of that goofy smile.
Would have been better if you ripped out of your clothes, imo. Oh well no sense crying over unspilled milkbags. Get a new labcoat and start looking for more test subjects.
>>737775 >>737818 Seconding these. Get a new labcoat, eat the rest of the fruit, and see if you can grow another one to feed to your assistant.
Don't eat the rest of the fruit, hell don't even look at the rest of it. Get Amy to handle it, we can't risk having our beautiful mind affected.
Hmm, since the fruit didn't affect your mind, why not give the rest to your assistant? Assuming she's disentangled herself by now, anyway.
>>737760 Go get a new labcoat from the emergency closet you keep full of lab coats of various sizes just in case your lab coat is destroyed and/or you are subjected to a transformation in the course of experimentation. Adopt the same stupid grin you've been wearing this whole time, even though you now have a bimbo-face.
I'm guessing that this is a triple-blind test and they put five bimbo-like women in a room with a Ray Gun and wanted to see what would happen in a slutty environment. So, fire rays at the door until it's too stupid to stay locked?
>>737869 YES, WE STILL HAVE MAD SCIENCE TO DO, IT IS HIGHER PRIORITY THAN BIMBO-BEING. WE MUST USE THE PROPER MAD SCIENCE EXPRESSION
>>737986 Also, idea, begin producing those fruit en masse, juice them, and distill them into bimbo-extract, and spike the watersupply
Your appearance has sufficiently changed that the robot you built to be your assistant will no longer recognize you as her master! Quickly, pacify the automaton with your bimbo ray.
Shoot your shades too. You They are a critical part of your outfit but need to fit your new appeal.
>>737760 Reequip lab coat, sunglasses, and winning smile. Being a bimbo is great, but there's still science to get done.
right, you may be a bimbo now, but there is still Science to be done. You quickly don a replacement lab coat from one of your many coat closets. Alright whats next on the mad Scientist agenda?
Bouncing your ray off a satellite, as all good mad scientists do.
Boob wombs
>>740435 kome no
>>740436 But think of all the breast vore!
>>740430 Next you have to publish your results. You are a scientist, aren't you?
>>740437 kome please
>>740435 >>740435 Kome, yes please.
>>740430 I still say mass produce fruit, distill, and introduce into local water supply.
>>740437 that's even worse water your plastic plant regularly so it grows more fruit, then point the ray at all three subjects at once for a bimbo centipede
>>740443 Agreed. This the next logical step towards the utopia of your dreams.
>>740434 >>740438 Yes, publishing your results by sharing them with the whole world at once would be the logical response.
Wait what happens if we make everyone in the world horny all the time. I bet we could even improve the plants to make everyone a futa too.
>>740616 What a weird, wild world that would be. It would be some kind of... horny futa adventure!
>>740620 Didn't you know? This is the prequel.
>>740430 >>740443 Make more bimbo fruit, then experiment with fermenting it into bimbo booze. Bimbooze. Patent a highly marketable product like that, and all your funding troubles are over forever!
See what happens if you bimboify the plant again. Or zap a real plant.