HIT A ROCK

THEN HIT ANOTHER ROCK

FUCK THOSE ROCKS HIT SOMETHING ALIVE

BUILD A BIGGER HAMMER

USE HUGE HAMMER TO FIX CAPSLOCK KEY

Build a sturdy home for your precious, loving family.

>>729633
FUCK YES.

hew rock, join lumber, shingle roof.
Then till the earth with your hammer and plant daffodils.

HAMMER DAT ASS

SMASH THOSE FUCKING ROCKS

strngy 2016/06/14(Tue)12:51 No. 729638 ID: af6e04
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>>729630
>>729637

I'VE BEEN SMASHING ROCKS FOR HOURS! HAMMER IMP NEEDS TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO SMASH. SMASHY SMASHY

>>729633
>>729634
HAMMER IMP DOES NOT HAVE A FAMILY. SHOULD SHE FIND A FAMILY?

last update is animated - forgot to mention

TOUCH HAMMERS WITH THOR

Go locate and adopt a family.

Likely candidates are anyone without a Hammer Imp of their own.

strngy 2016/06/14(Tue)13:30 No. 729648 ID: af6e04
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>>729642
YES YES! I'LL FIND A FAMILY! AND THEN SMASH THEM MAYBE???

>>729641
I DUNNO WHERE OR WHO THOR IS. I'LL ASK THIS GUY

"ARE YOU THOR? WILL YOU BE MY FAMILY?"

"Well, what do we have here?"

"Looks like a tasty little snack!"

>>729648
This is not a family, but you can smash it anyway.
Smash each of the heads equally.

>>729648
SMASH THEIR HUNGER!!!
With a finely-cooked meal paired with a tasteful wine, for added flavor

Fill their hunger with a good smash!

strngy 2016/06/14(Tue)15:06 No. 729656 ID: af6e04
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>>729649
>>729653
YEAH! YYYYEAAAHHH!! SMASH

THE OTHER HEADS SEEM UPSET

"Oh God. Bill, are you okay?"

"YOU'RE NEXT"

"Wait, don't! We're sorry! We'll never try to eat an imp with a giant hammer again."

"I HAVE TO SMASH YOU ALL EQUALLY! IT'S ONLY FAIR"

OOH, see if smashing Dead Bill repeatedly will make his brothers feel MORE PAIN

Relent on the equality if they'll give you a ride somewhere.

DO NOT ride in someone's mouth.

>>729656
It's hammer time!
Point it in the air dramatically at the hydra before smashing other heads!

>>729656
For equality!

strngy 2016/06/18(Sat)00:24 No. 730396 ID: af6e04
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>>729720
HEEHEE! EEHEEHEEHEEEE!

"Stop! For the love of God, he's already dead!"

>>729728
RIDING ON TOP OF A HYDRA SOUNDS COOL! ALMOST AS COOL AS SMASHING THINGS. I'MA TRY IT

"HEY I WON'T SMASH YOU TWO IF YOU CARRY ME SOMEWHERE"

"You want us to carry you? Where!?"

"SOMEWHERE!!"

>>730396
TAKE US TO DETROIT!
There are lot's of things that need smashing there.

>>730412
He's got a point. But any moderately scummy township would do.

strngy 2016/06/20(Mon)18:43 No. 731161 ID: af6e04
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"TAKE ME TO DETROIT"

"What's a Detroit?"

"I think it's on the surface."

"Well we can't go there! We'll all melt."

"FINE! TAKE ME TO A SCUMMY TOWN"

"Ooookay, you got it..."

"WOOOOO!"

Heya guys I switched art programs cause pencil2d was a pain and things are going a bit smoother now. I'm gonna aim for at least an update a day. Let's see if that works out, heehee. By the way, most posts will be animated so I won't bother marking them as such

strngy 2016/06/20(Mon)18:49 No. 731162 ID: af6e04
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"Here we are, the scummiest town around."

"I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. USE YOUR SQUISHY SEE-Y THINGIES."

"Our eyes?"

"YEAH I KNOW YOU GOT EM! USE EM!"

"Well there's stone buildings stretching off to the cavern wall, all illuminated by the faint blue light of the glow slugs. Plenty of little critters are walking through the streets, going about their daily business. A river runs through the town, and a tall waterfall cascades down from high on the far cavern wall. It's a shame you can't see it, it's actually kind of beautiful."

"So colorful!"

"THIS DOESN'T SOUND SCUMMY. DON'T TRY TO TRICK ME"

We'll make it work.

If they wanna eat some of the town, that's fine, just let us off somewhere useful first.

>I surely appreciate all the animated responses, and would encourage more people to join in this crazed imp's saga!

>THIS DOESN'T SOUND SCUMMY

You have to smash it until it is scummy.

We should be able to hear SOME of that...if it was actually there! They're trying to trick us!

>>731185
MOMMY TOLD US WHAT TO DO ABOUT LIARS!
We forgive them and let them know that they don't have to lie to sound cool, just be yourself and people will like you for you.

strngy 2016/06/22(Wed)22:39 No. 731553 ID: af6e04
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>>731185
>>731339

>We forgive them and let them know that they don't have to lie to sound cool, just be yourself and people will like you for you.

I NEVER LISTENED TO MOM. MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE HER ADVICE NOW??

"HEY! IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME IT'S OKAY"

"What?"

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO LOOK COOL! I FORGIVE YOU"

"Uhh, alrighty then. Well there really is a town below. Where do you want us to leave you?"

"SOMEWHERE I CAN FIND A FAMILY"

"How bout the bar? You can find always find a family at the bar."

"REALLY?? IS THIS THE BAR?"

"Yep. It's pirate themed!"

"WOW!!"

"Yeah! Wow! Or you can try the orphanage too. We don't care."

THOSE GUYS ARE OKAY!

>>731553
Smash the boat!

You know that Bars are places where they make magical potions that give you all sorts of amazing powers.

Go inside and see how many different potions you can get.
While you're there look for a family.

>>731553
That boat is now our home, and the Hydra is our brothers!

Now that we are family and have a home, we should celebrate by smashing on down to the bar for those potions!

1/2 strngy 2016/06/27(Mon)17:07 No. 732202 ID: af6e04
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>>731558

BEST IDEA!!

>>731560
>>731565

>That boat is now our home, and the Hydra is our brothers!

AWW YEAH! I ALREADY FOUND A FAMILY. THE HAMMER IMP GETS RESULTS!! NOW TO CLAIM THIS BAR AND ALL ITS MAGICAL SECRETS

THERE'S A BASILISK AND A BIG FROG AND A GIANT WINGLY THING. I JUMP UP AND SMASH THE BASILISK'S DRINK. THAT'LL SHOW HIM!

2/2 strngy 2016/06/27(Mon)17:08 No. 732203 ID: af6e04
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I SEE THE POTIONS BUT THE WINGLY THING IS GUARDING THEM

"Touch the booze and you die, little imp."

Tell him you'll trade smash things for booze. Is there something he wants smashed?

Touch a bottle. Fondle the bottle you touch. Then hold the hammer by the head like a gun, stare at him sternly and tell him 'go ahead. Make my day.'

Those are just reagents. The guard has to mix the potions before they're any good.

Make him mix you up a barkskin potion.

strngy 2016/06/28(Tue)12:08 No. 732358 ID: af6e04
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>>732213
>stare at him sternly and tell him 'go ahead. Make my day.'

"THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL HAMMER IN THE WORLD!"

"...what?"

"DO YOU FEEL LUCKY??"

"Okay you completely messed that quote up. Why don't you have a seat?"

>>732211
>Tell him you'll trade smash things for booze.

"WAIT! I'M REALLY GOOD AT SMASHING THINGS. GIVE ME THE POTIONS AND I'LL SMASH SOMETHING FOR YOU"

"Haha really? Well the Arts and Crafts Wizard just raised taxes on alcohol. Go smash up his statue in the middle of town and you can have all the booze you want. I'll even give you a free drink now."

THAT SOUNDS EASY!

>>732259
>Make him mix you up a barkskin potion.

"MAKE ME A BARKSKIN POTION!"

"Sure, one barkskin potion coming right up."

IT TASTES AWFUL BUT I DRINK IT ALL CAUSE THE HAMMER IMP CAN HANDLE ANYTHING. THE WINGLY THING SEEMS IMPRESSED

"What's your name, little imp?"

"HAMMER"

"No, that's what you're holding in your hands. What's your name?"

"IMP???"

"No. That's what you ARE. What's your NAME!"

??????????????

>>732358
HAMP!

HAMMAJAMMA

>>732359
Jean-Henri

Dad imp had a thing for fancy French girls.

HAMMER IMP!

>>732358
Mig Cunge "MC" Hammer

>>732376
This, then >>732369 when pressed harder.

'Dey call me Bagelsqueeze; da little noise u get from squeezin' a bagel. On the count that it's super inaudible and I'm a sneaky imperoni.'

>>732418
This one.
>>732434
Maybe this one too.

strngy 2016/06/28(Tue)19:21 No. 732455 ID: af6e04
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>>732376
>>732359
>>732365

"HAMMER IMP!"

"Okay that's not..."

"HAMP! HAMMAJAMMA!"

"Woah, calm down little imp. We don't have to worry about names if you don't want to."

>>732369
>Dad imp had a thing for fancy French girls.

"WAIT WAIT! IT'S...it's Jean-Henri"

"Very exotic. Here, one more drink on the house, haha."

UUGGGHH

2 potions down, 97 to go.

And you've got yourself a job already!
Maybe our Hydra buddy is making new friends, and we can sneak to the market like a hot buttered bagelsqueeze.

strngy 2016/06/28(Tue)21:44 No. 732515 ID: af6e04
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I DRANK THE DISGUSTING POTION AND NOW I FEEL A LITTLE DIZZY. I'M READY TO START MY QUEST OF VANDALISM!

MY HYDRA BROTHERS AREN'T OUR HERE ANYMORE. I CAN GO HUNT THEM DOWN OR I CAN LOOK FOR THIS STATUE

"Wait! Waaaiiit! Don't smash that statue. The Arts and Crafts Wizard will kill you! Nobody messes with him."

>>732515
I SMASH WHAT I WANT

Your face looks like a statue! Make a distraction for me, or I might get confused!

Potion guy would probably give you one, too!

>>732515
I'll totally smash him (or her) if he tries it! Nobody stops me from smashing things!

Smash the statue.

strngy 2016/07/02(Sat)22:12 No. 733332 ID: af6e04
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>>732526
>>732529
>>733103

"I SMASH WHAT I WANT. NOBODY CAN STOP ME"

"But...but...!"

"YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A STATUE!"

"What?"

"SO YOU BETTER MAKE A DISTRACTION FOR ME! OR I MIGHT SMASH YOUR FACE!"

"..."

"CAUSE I CONFUSED IT FOR THE STATUE"

"Not so great with words, are you?"

"SHUT UP! I HAVE A STATUE TO SMASH"

I THINK I FOUND IT. THAT WAS EASY

"But there are so many witnesses here! Somebody's going to see you."

"THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN"

"But I don't know how to make a distraction! What should I even do?"

He's fat and ugly and we're not sure what squishy bits he has inside. But if he got right in the middle of a crowd and and had a heart or spleen attack, they'd probably try to help or pick his frogpockets.

We could probably get in a few good smashes while that happened.

Look do you want me to make you getting smashed the distraction?! Make something up!

Smash something! That always works for me!

strngy 2016/07/03(Sun)21:41 No. 733540 ID: af6e04
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[warning: kinda gross]

>>733357
>>733366

>Look do you want me to make you getting smashed the distraction?! Make something up!

"N-no! I'll figure something out."

>But if he got right in the middle of a crowd and and had a heart or spleen attack, they'd probably try to help or pick his frogpockets.

WOW THAT'S A VERY CONVINCING HEART ATTACK. EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT HIM. NOW'S MY CHANCE!

strngy 2016/07/03(Sun)23:29 No. 733580 ID: af6e04
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WOOOOO SMASH!

YOU KNOW IT PROBABLY TOOK SOMEBODY MONTHS TO SCULPT THIS BUT I DESTROYED IT IN SECONDS. THAT'S POWER!

>>733580
run to inspect frog friend, make sure he's not having a heart attack for real and if he is maybe give him some gentle resuscitative cpr hammerings

Impressive smashing skillz.

Looking over the bar update, I realize this is the basilisk not the frog. I kinda think we should kinda hustle our hammer out of there.

strngy 2016/07/06(Wed)14:32 No. 734047 ID: af6e04
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>>733583
>gentle resuscitative cpr hammerings

"HEY THAT WAS COOL. ARE YOU OKAY? HOW'D YOU MAKE YOUR EYES EXPLODE? HEY"

"Oof! OOF! I'm fine!"

"HEEHEE"

>>733593
>I realize this is the basilisk not the frog

I DUNNO HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE A FROG

>we should kinda hustle our hammer out of there.

"GOOD JOB, FROG! LET'S GO"

"I'm not a..."

"SSHHHSSHHSH! WE GOTTA HURRY FROG"

Oh. My God. My STATUE!!

Made a disthread https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/101121.html

Also, the last line in the previous update was supposed to be in quotes. whoops

Run for it!

GRAB FROG AND RUN

Live to smash another day.

strngy 2016/07/07(Thu)12:15 No. 734303 ID: af6e04
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ME AND FROG MAKE IT BACK TO THE BAR. THE PERFECT CRIME!

Demand rewards

>Not like it'll be that easy, but

*Get some potions!
Try classics like an Antidote, Warrior's brew, Infravision boost, and Mai Tai.
*Inform the nice WingThing that Frog helped too. Just a bit.
*Enjoy the rest of your day in this perfectly safe establishment in which nothing could Possibly Go Wrong.

1/2 strngy 2016/07/10(Sun)00:02 No. 734779 ID: af6e04
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>>734306
>>734319

"I DID IT! I SMASHED THE STATUE! NOW GIMME POTIONS"

"Whoa there, little imp. Are you serious?

>*Inform the nice WingThing that Frog helped too. Just a bit.

"It's true!" FROG BACKS ME UP

"Well I didn't think you'd actually do it. Guess I can't go back on my word now. What do you want?"

>Try classics like an Antidote, Warrior's brew, Infravision boost, and Mai Tai.

"Sure sure. I can mix all those things. Just go easy on the uh...potions, okay? If you drink too many, you might explode!"

THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS!

2/2 strngy 2016/07/10(Sun)00:10 No. 734781 ID: af6e04
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>*Enjoy the rest of your day in this perfectly safe establishment in which nothing could Possibly Go Wrong.

YEAH! NOTHING AT ALL!

I TRY THE MAI TAI AND IT'S GOOD. THE INFRAVISION BOOST I THINK MADE MY HEARING BETTER? BUT I THINK THE BAR IS STARTING TO TILT MORE. THE WARRIORS BREW MAKES ME WANNA SMASH STUFF

FROG IS BREATHING ON MY EAR. "Can I have some toooo?"

HE DID HELP! BUT IF HE GROWS TOO POWERFUL I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL HIM

I give the best advice.

You should probably hold back on the potions if you feel yourself starting to explode. But Frog helped, he gets some too.

Maybe take a sip of the next one, and give him the rest.

Make him family, once he is family then he can get as strong as he wants!

strngy 2016/07/11(Mon)01:54 No. 735168 ID: af6e04
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>Frog helped, he gets some too.

"HERE YA GO! YOU DESERVE IT FROG. JUST DON'T EXPLODE YOURSELF"

"Thanks Jean-Henri. Can I call you that?"

>Make him family

"YAH HUH! WE'RE FAMILY NOW"

"F-family? Really? Oh gosh, I haven't had a family in ages. Or friends! Or anything."

"WHY NOT?"

"Well...whenever I get close to somebody, I end up accidentally killing them by looking into their eyes."

"WELL I DON'T HAVE ANY EYES! LUCKY FOR YOU"

"Wow...does this mean...can I have a hug?"

Give him a hand shake.

Sure, give the frog a hug. Keeping your teammates happy may be of interest. Could also prevent the need to smash them later.

You don't know what a hug is, but if it involves smashing you approve. No time to waste on things that aren't smashing though,

>>735168
It must be an awkward side hug, we're family now after all!

I think we're too drunk I MEAN BUFFED to not hug him anyway.
So it's probably good he won't kill us.

J-H, are those little dots on your face nostrils, or did you have eyes once and they're now gone?

Suggestion 2016/07/12(Tue)21:24 No. 735475 ID: af6e04
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>J-H, are those little dots on your face nostrils, or did you have eyes once and they're now gone?

THESE DOTS ARE MY NOSE. ALL IMPS ARE BORN WITHOUT EYES, NOT JUST HAMMER IMPS

>You don't know what a hug is, but if it involves smashing you approve. No time to waste on things that aren't smashing though,

"WHAT IS A HUG? DOES IT INVOLVE SMASHING?"

"No! No. It's when you wrap your arms around somebody and give them a little squeeze! It's nice."

"THAT SOUNDS STUPID"

"Oh..."

>Sure, give the frog a hug. Keeping your teammates happy may be of interest.
>I think we're too drunk I MEAN BUFFED to not hug him anyway.
>It must be an awkward side hug, we're family now after all!

"FINE I'LL TRY IT"

I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE, ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M THIS BUFFED UP ON POTIONS! NOBODY CAN STOP ME.

I TRIED TO GIVE FROG AN AWKWARD SIDE HUG BUT HE JUST HUG ATTACKED ME. THIS IS...KIND OF NICE ACTUALLY. I FEEL SO WARM. I CAN'T BREATH THOUGH

HIS FACE IS LEAKING??

>>735475
Awwwww...

Ask for air. And if there is something wrong with his face.

>>735475
Sorry, currently posting from my laptop

It must be a side effect of the potions.

>>735517
;___; aw damn it's contagious.

>>735475
That must be Blood of Face, consume it. It's good for your complexion.

1/2 strngy 2016/07/14(Thu)01:44 No. 735714 ID: af6e04
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>>735478
>>735522

>;___; aw damn it's contagious.

NOW I'M SNIFFLING TOO. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

>Ask for air.

"HNNNH!"

"Oh, sorry. Sorry! I didn't hurt you did I?"

"PSSHH NO"

"Well don't worry. I'm gonna be the best family ever! I won't let you d..."

2/2 strngy 2016/07/14(Thu)01:45 No. 735715 ID: af6e04
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>>735705

>That must be Blood of Face, consume it. It's good for your complexion.

"Uh..."

That doesn't taste like blood. What is it?

strngy 2016/07/14(Thu)13:55 No. 735789 ID: af6e04
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"THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE BLOOD OF FACE"

"N-no?"

"..."

"..."

"WHAT IS IT?"

"...uhh...it's eye leakage. It's...it's normal."

I SENSE AWKWARDNESS

If you're family that means you get to share stuff! Ask to hang out at his house so you can see his stuff. You promise not to smash it.

>>735799
Unless it NEEDS to be smashed, of course.

We could go to the orphanage and get some blind ones who hate arts and crafts.


But we're not gonna wait for them to blind existing orphans.

strngy 2016/07/16(Sat)02:12 No. 736144 ID: af6e04
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>>735799
>>735905

>Ask to hang out at his house so you can see his stuff. You promise not to smash it.

"HEY! LET'S GO TO YOUR HOUSE SINCE WE'RE FAMILY NOW"

"Okay, I..."

"I PROMISE NOT TO SMASH ANYTHING!"

"Um. Okay, that's..."

"UNLESS SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE SMASHED."

"....."

"Yeah sure. I'll show you my home. It's not..."

>>735926

>We could go to the orphanage and get some blind ones who hate arts and crafts.

"AND! AND LET'S GO TO THE ORPHANAGE AND GET SOME KIDS!"

"Hhhhooo what?! You...you want to adopt kids? I mean, this is kind of sudden, don't you think? We just met like twenty minutes ago."

"I WANT A FAMILY! I'M NOT JUST GONNA SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND WAIT FOR IT TO HAPPEN."

"That's not..."

"LET'S GO! JUST LET ME GRAB MY..."

WHERE'S MY HAMMER? I LEFT IT RIGHT HERE!

Obviously we've got to round up suspects and find out whotookit.

We'll be the good cop, frog can be bad cop.

strngy 2016/07/16(Sat)11:26 No. 736181 ID: af6e04
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>>736145

>Obviously we've got to round up suspects and find out whotookit.

ACTUALLY THIS PLACE IS KINDA EMPTY ALL OF A SUDDEN? WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?? IT'S ALMOST LIKE...OH MY GOD IT'S COME TO LIFE!!

Run for it. The wizard's turned your hammer against you!

>>736181
Go hug yer hammer

It better well be alive because if it's actually a really short bloke fucking with our hammer then there will be trouble.

1/2 strngy 2016/07/17(Sun)23:07 No. 736661 ID: af6e04
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>>736191
>Run for it.

BUT I CAN'T LEAVE MY HAMMER BEHIND! WHAT KIND OF HAMMER IMP WOULD I BE?

>>736199
>>736238

>Go hug yer hammer

"HEY! YOU BETTER NOT BE MESSING WITH ME. ARE YOU REALLY ALIVE, HAMMER? SPEAK TO ME"

"M-maybe you should stay back! I don't like this..."

>if it's actually a really short bloke fucking with our hammer then there will be trouble.

"MMMMPPPHHH!"

HE'S NOT SO SHORT. DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING?

2/2 strngy 2016/07/17(Sun)23:09 No. 736662 ID: af6e04
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THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE THE STATUE I JUST SMASHED. A LOT FATTER THOUGH

"YOU! Why did you murder my statue?"

>>736662
Because the statue was insulting you! It had the wrong hat! And it had stripes! You don't have stripes!

It was taunting me.

>>736662
"I was bribed and smashing is good"

Oh I got it.

Tell him it was because the statue was not his true self. He should not be ashamed of his body! Make a statue of what he really looks like!

strngy 2016/07/20(Wed)11:29 No. 737284 ID: af6e04
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THE WIZARD GUY'S EYES MAKE A CLACKING SOUND WHEN HE MOVES.

>>736676
>>736678
>It was taunting me.
>"I was bribed and smashing is good"

"I WAS BRIBED AND SMASHING IS GOOD."

"You can't go smashing other peoples' things for no reason. Not in this town! We have a thing called law and order! Actions have consequences! Crime is punished! Of course, unless I commit a crime. Because I'm in charge. What do you think your punishment should be?"

>>736670
>>736682
>Because the statue was insulting you! It had the wrong hat! And it had stripes! You don't have stripes!
>Tell him it was because the statue was not his true self. He should not be ashamed of his body! Make a statue of what he really looks like!

WELL I DUNNO ABOUT MAKING HIM A NEW STATUE. THAT SEEMS REALLY HARD. NOT THAT I COULDN'T DO IT! I JUST DON'T WANT TO!

"YOU SHOULD BE MAD AT THE LOSER WHO MADE THAT STATUE! NOT ME! IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU."

"What do you mean?"

"YOU SHOULDN'T BE ASHAMED OF YOUR BODY. YOU NEED A STATUE THAT REPRESENTS YOU, CURVES AND ALL!"

"Well...it is true that I need a new statue. I will be metamorphosing soon, which is the reason for my recent weight gain. So, I suppose for that reason, your punishment will be less severe. That seems logical."

"WHATEVER"

I CAN TRY TO FIGHT BUT THE DEMON HAS MY HAMMER.

>>737284
Your punishment should be 40 hours community service.

>>737285
Correction: 40 hours of community SMASHING. Also get wizard guy to un-possess your hammer, and also help you adopt kids.

strngy 2016/07/20(Wed)23:03 No. 737407 ID: af6e04
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>>737285
>>737287

"COMMUNITY SMASHING!"

"That doesn't sound like a punishment. Also, your smashing days are over. The hammer is mine now."

"NO"

"Yes. And I also sentence you to COMMUNITY SERVICE! Go pick up all the junk by the waterfall. And don't try to skip out on your punishment either! My demon servant will go with you to make sure you do it. ZAPTOO KA ZAM!"

I EXPECTED HIM TO CAST A MAGICAL SPELL OR SOMETHING, BUT HE JUST STOOD THERE FOR A FEW SECONDS AND THEN SLITHERED AWAY.

>THE WIZARD GUY'S EYES MAKE A CLACKING SOUND WHEN HE MOVES.
Oh my god I just realized he literally has googly eyes.

>>737407
Awwww, maaaaaan... I guess you gotta do it. See if you can steal your hammer back from the demon at some point. Like, maybe it sleeps?

He cannot get away with this we must initiate combat by tearing the hammer out of his body I think he absorbed it? Or by tearing his slugy brain out of his slugy body through sneak attack for 2x damage.

>>737432
The demon has the hammer. Click on the previous gif. Almost all of the updates have been animated, you know.

>>737438
I didn't even realize these were gifs. thanks.
Still rip out his eyes through the back of his skull.

Pick up trash? You're not really sure how that would work. Is it anything like smashing trash???
Also, you too deserve googly eyes. You should ask the Crafts Wizard to give you googly eyes

A waterfall sounds like the kind of place a careless demon could somehow trip and fall over.

But I'm not advocating murder.
merely that we should keep an eye out for any potential hazards that could KILL THE DEMON.

1/2 strngy 2016/07/23(Sat)02:43 No. 738032 ID: 8bc9e4
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>He cannot get away with this we must initiate combat
>KILL THE DEMON

COMBAT INITIATED.

I RIPPED HIS EYES RIGHT OFF HIS STUPID FACE. BRUTAL!

2/2 strngy 2016/07/23(Sat)02:49 No. 738033 ID: 8bc9e4
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THE DEMON SPEAKS AND IT GIVES ME CHILLS
"mmmmmm. just a vicious little ball of energy, aren't you?"

OOWWW

BATTLE TIME!

JEAN-HENRI
BITE THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU
SNARL TO COVER UP PAINED SOBS
GNAW OFF OWN EAR
OTHER??

FROG
KEEP HIDING BEHIND BAR
OTHER??

TARGETS
DEMON JERK
STUPID WIZARD

>>738033
JEAN-HENRI:
BITE THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU

FROG:
Petrify the demon!

BY THE POWER OF BAPHOMET I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE RELEASED FROM YOUR SERVICE TO THIS FOOL.

JEAN-HENRI: Pick up torn off eyes and stare into them.

>>738145
Can't stare without eyes. Wear the googlie eyes for your own! Finders keepers!

shove eyes into a mouth doesn't matter if its the demons, the wizard,or even your own.

>>738164
Sorry I meant that other guy that's not us but helped us what was his name again.

And if starring into torn off eyes don't work stare into demon eyes.

>>738164
Hammer Imp with googly-eyes does cut a mean figure.

Maybe Frog should handle the demon?

1/2 strngy 2016/07/25(Mon)01:44 No. 738572 ID: 8bc9e4
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>BITE THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU
>BY THE POWER OF BAPHOMET I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE RELEASED FROM YOUR SERVICE TO THIS FOOL.

I SAID THAT AND THE DEMON SEEMED SURPRISED. AND THEN I BIT HIM AND HE DROPPED ME.

2/2 strngy 2016/07/25(Mon)01:53 No. 738576 ID: 8bc9e4
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>Wear the googlie eyes for your own! Finders keepers!
>Hammer Imp with googly-eyes does cut a mean figure.
>FROG: Petrify the demon!

IS THIS WHAT COLORS ARE LIKE? I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT. I THINK THEY'RE BROKEN??

FROG WAS ABOUT TO GO PETRIFY THE DEMON BUT WHEN HE SAW MY NEW EYES HE PANICKED AND LOOKED AWAY.

>Maybe Frog should handle the demon?

FROG IS WEAK! I CAN KILL THE DEMON BUT I NEED MY HAMMER.

STILL BATTLE TIME!

JEAN-HENRI(SIGHT??)
GO FOR THE HAMMER!
BITE AGAIN
OTHER??

FROG
??

TARGETS
DEMON JERK(HURT HAND)
STUPID WIZARD(BLIND)

>>738576
GO FOR THE HAMMER!

Go for hammer Destroy wizard

strngy 2016/07/25(Mon)21:07 No. 738690 ID: 8bc9e4
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>GO FOR THE HAMMER!
>Go for hammer Destroy wizard

FIXED AN ART ERROR strngy 2016/07/25(Mon)22:06 No. 738700 ID: 8bc9e4
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i'm curious, little imp. what are you doing this far from home? what do you hope to find?

-POWER
-LOVE
-FOOD
-NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
-???

KILL ALL THE CLOWNS AND STEAL THEIR RANCH DIP!

Well, we came here looking for a family, so I guess that counts as love, right?..... Yeah, we're looking for love.

All of things sound good.

We were mostly looking to be less bored.

>>738700
"I LIKE HITTING THINGS WITH MY HAMMER"

A hammer powerful enough to destroy anything and everything. Maybe some loyal companions but that is less important.

MOSTLY I JUST LIKE TO SMASH! ALSO SOMETIMES MAKE FRIENDS! I WAS GONNA ADOPT SOME ORPHANS LATER TOO IF YOU WANT TO HELP! ARE YOU MAYBE AN ORPHAN????

strngy 2016/07/26(Tue)22:55 No. 738879 ID: 8bc9e4
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>KILL ALL THE CLOWNS AND STEAL THEIR RANCH DIP!

your mind is a fascinating place, little imp.

>A hammer powerful enough to destroy anything and everything.

I ALREADY HAVE THAT! WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER YOU'VE ACHIEVED YOUR DREAMS?

an age old question.

>We were mostly looking to be less bored.
>I LIKE HITTING THINGS WITH MY HAMMER

a creature of simple tastes. we're not so different.

>we came here looking for a family

a very interesting answer. what does a creature like you know of kinship? the very concept should be foreign to you.

>MOSTLY I JUST LIKE TO SMASH! ALSO SOMETIMES MAKE FRIENDS! I WAS GONNA ADOPT SOME ORPHANS LATER TOO IF YOU WANT TO HELP! ARE YOU MAYBE AN ORPHAN????

do you think you are ready for children? besides, you've gotten yourself into a lot of trouble. perhaps not an ideal environment for young ones.

GOOD POINT! YOUNG THINGS ARE SMALL AND EASILY SQUISHED. WE SHOULD ADOPT ADULTS INSTEAD. ARE YOU MAYBE AN ADULT ORPHAN?

No child is raised in a perfect environment. We are all the product of our upbringing. We shall raise our orphan young on traditional imp values, such as smashing, not having eyes, and poor impulse control.

strngy 2016/07/29(Fri)23:35 No. 739454 ID: 8bc9e4
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>GOOD POINT! YOUNG THINGS ARE SMALL AND EASILY SQUISHED. WE SHOULD ADOPT ADULTS INSTEAD. ARE YOU MAYBE AN ADULT ORPHAN?
>We shall raise our orphan young on traditional imp values, such as smashing, not having eyes, and poor impulse control.

you are just too precious, little imp. please take your finger out of my nose.

NO. ARE YOU AN ORPHAN OR NOT?

indeed i am, little imp. but if you wish to adopt me, you will have to kill my master. those are the rules.

WHY?

because he summoned me, and i must obey his every command for as long as he is alive. do you understand?

Okay but you won't let me have my hammer so I guess I'll just go beat him to death.

WHEN DO I GET MY HAMMER BACK, I NEED IT FOR SMASH- UHH... CARPENTRY. YEAH THAT. I'LL SMASH THE WIZARD FOR YOU IF YOU PROMISE TO BE MY SON.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO KILL THINGS BUT IF IT INVOLVES SMASHING THINGS I CAN TRY! WE'RE IN A NEW PLACE THOUGH NOW AND I'M NOT SURE HOW TO GET BACK TO THE WIZARD SO I CAN SMASH IT

STUPID + LAME HIATUS OVER< strngy 2016/08/05(Fri)22:33 No. 740653 ID: af6e04
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>WE'RE IN A NEW PLACE THOUGH NOW AND I'M NOT SURE HOW TO GET BACK TO THE WIZARD SO I CAN SMASH IT

we are inside your mind, little imp. none of this is real. that's not your real finger. this is not my real nostril. it's all an illusion. you will find the wizard again. but be careful! he has many powerful minions.

>Okay but you won't let me have my hammer so I guess I'll just go beat him to death.
>WHEN DO I GET MY HAMMER BACK, I NEED IT FOR SMASH- UHH... CARPENTRY.

you will find your hammer when you wake up. if you wake up. i hit you very hard.

>I'LL SMASH THE WIZARD FOR YOU IF YOU PROMISE TO BE MY SON.

cross my heart and hope to die, little imp. or should i start calling you mother? good luck.

...

UUUGHHH. SUDDENLY I HURT EVERYWHERE. SOMEBODY'S BREATHING ON MY FACE

"You're awake! Oh thank god, I thought you were dead."

>>740653
We are a girl! Take hammer find Wizard tower use super sharp imp claws to climb to top of tower with hammer in mouth.

>>740654
Break roof in with hammer, then use hammer to break Stupid Wizard face.

Look around to find the wizard. If he's still here grab the hammer and go to town. If he's not I guess we have to stealthily (haha) take him out in his tower or whatever.

FROG. WE'VE GOTTA SMASH THE WIZARD. ALSO HOW ARE YOU. I DONT FEEL THE BEST

FROG. WE'VE GOTTA SMASH THE WIZARD. ALSO HOW ARE YOU. I DONT FEEL THE BEST

strngy 2016/08/07(Sun)00:40 No. 740854 ID: af6e04
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>Take hammer find Wizard tower use super sharp imp claws to climb to top of tower with hammer in mouth.
>Break roof in with hammer, then use hammer to break Stupid Wizard face.
>Look around to find the wizard. If he's still here grab the hammer and go to town. If he's not I guess we have to stealthily (haha) take him out in his tower or whatever.

YEEEESSS. BUT I GOTTA FIND THE TOWER OR WHATEVER FIRST. I'M IN A HOUSE NOW. FROG'S GOT A BED AND EVERYTHING! FANCY!

>>740670

"FROG. WE'VE GOTTA SMASH THE WIZARD. ALSO HOW ARE YOU. I DON'T FEEL THE BEST"

"You did just get walloped by a demon! You need to rest, Jean-Henri. You're hurt."

"IT'S NOTHING."

"I understand you have a score to settle, but we should probably just get out of town. The Arts and Crafts Wizard didn't seem too happy that you ripped off his eyes. He's probably already sent one of his themed bounty hunters after us!"

"WOW ARE YOU A FROG OR ARE YOU A CHICKEN?"

"I'm neither!"

Themed bounty hunter? What theme is it?

WELL IM STILL CALLING YOU FROG. ALSO I DONT WANNA RUN I WANNA ADOPT A DEMON WE BONDED BUT HE WANTS ME TO KILL THE WIZARD SO I CAN BE HIS MOM BECAUSE HES NOT A BABY. ITS COMPLICATED. IF YOU WANNA STILL BE MY FAMILY AND HELP ME AFTER WE KILL THE WIZARD ILL KISS YOU AND TURN YOU BACK INTO A PRINCE IF YOU WANT

>>741054
Pretty much this. I like the idea of making Frog a prince not with magic or kisses but a power vacuum and powerful bodyguards.

BUT POLITICS CAN COME LATER!

>>740860
CRUSHING

strngy 2016/08/11(Thu)00:21 No. 741526 ID: af6e04
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>Themed bounty hunter? What theme is it?

"The Arts and Crafts Wizard has three dangerous bounty hunters that he sends after his enemies. Each one has a weird theme. It's like a circus sideshow. A deadly circus sideshow!"

>>741054
"WELL IM STILL CALLING YOU FROG. ALSO I DONT WANNA RUN I WANNA ADOPT A DEMON WE BONDED BUT HE WANTS ME TO KILL THE WIZARD SO I CAN BE HIS MOM BECAUSE HES NOT A BABY. ITS COMPLICATED. IF YOU WANNA STILL BE MY FAMILY AND HELP ME AFTER WE KILL THE WIZARD ILL KISS YOU AND TURN YOU BACK INTO A PRINCE IF YOU WANT"

"A k-kiss? Either way! I'll always be there to help you, Jean-Henri! No matter what you need to do. Even though everything you just said sounds like insane nonsense. So what's the plan? Should we just run to his tower and kick the door in? Should we get disguises? Find other people to help us? What's it like, kissing someone? Not that I haven't done it before!"

>Pretty much this. I like the idea of making Frog a prince not with magic or kisses but a power vacuum and powerful bodyguards.

YESSS! I'LL BE THE QUEEN, AND FROG WILL BE MY PRINCE!

Take hammer find Wizard tower use super sharp imp claws to climb to top of tower with hammer in mouth. Break roof in with hammer, then use hammer to break Stupid Wizard face.

>>741529
That might work for a little while but I bet the wizard has defenses on the outside of the tower.

Why don't we just smash the base of the tower to collapse the whole thing?

>>741534
Seconded.

So, like, the wizard is a wizard, and can summon all kinds of stuff to make our life miserable. And the base of a tower is going to take a hell of a hammering.

So basically I think the top down plan is better.

We could hit up the pirate bar, and get some potions for to make us fly.

Votes are tied- ask frog to decide; also why only get potions at the pirate bar? Get PIRATES!

1/2 strngy 2016/08/13(Sat)22:28 No. 742105 ID: af6e04
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>Take hammer find Wizard tower use super sharp imp claws to climb to top of tower with hammer in mouth. Break roof in with hammer, then use hammer to break Stupid Wizard face.
>Why don't we just smash the base of the tower to collapse the whole thing?
>Votes are tied- ask frog to decide

"WE CAN! WE CAN CLIMB THE TOWER AND GO STRAIGHT TO WIZARD SMASHING! OR ORR WE CAN SMASH THE BOTTOM OF THE TOWER AND COLLAPSE THE WHOLE THING! WHAT DO YOU THINK, FROG?"

"Well the tower's made of solid rock, so it's going to be hard to collapse. But I'm afraid of heights. So I think the collapsing plan is what we should go with."

>We could hit up the pirate bar, and get some potions for to make us fly.

"AND THEN LET'S GO TO THE PIRATE BAR AND GET SOME POTIONS TO MAKE US FLY AND STUFF"

"Jean-Henri the only thing the potions at the bar will do is get us drunk. And you make poor decisions when you're drunk!"

"I DO NOT! WE CAN GET SOME PIRATES TO HELP US TOO. LET'S GO"

"I don't think I've ever seen any real pirates at the bar, but I guess we can try. Here, let me put your eyes back on before we leave.

strngy 2016/08/13(Sat)22:28 No. 742106 ID: af6e04
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"Wow! What do you know, pirates."

>>742105
Psst just so you know I can't actually see out of these things.

>>742106
Hey guys want to make some quick coi-uhhhh want to help somebody who's got a giant hammer?

In order to get these men to follow you you have to speak their dialect. Allow me:

YARR. SHIVER ME HAMMER. ARE YOU SHITSTACKS INTERESTED IN TREEAEEAEAESURE?! THAT WAS RHETORICAL, OF COURSE YOU ARE. YOHOHO. HELP ME KILL THAT ARSEHOLE WIZARD AND YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF HIS MAGICAL LOOT! AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT LUBBER IS LOADED!

>>742129
add in guffawing as well. nautical bitches love a guttural guffawing.

>>742129
>all the loot
whoa hang on there we should get a share too.

>>742136
What loot would we need? We already have our hammer, what else do we need? Maybe we could get a wrist strap for it so a not to lose it.

>>742144
Well I mean some money would be nice you know.

>>742129
I want J-H to try to say this verbatim. Which is not to say that she will.

1/2 strngy 2016/08/14(Sun)22:15 No. 742401 ID: af6e04
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>Psst just so you know I can't actually see out of these things.

"I CAN'T SEE OUT OF THESE THINGS YOU KNOW"

"Oh, really? Well I'm still going to look away. Just to be safe!"

>>742129
>>742133

"Do you want me to talk to them, Jean-Henri?"

"NO. I GOT THIS!"

...

"YARR. SHIVER ME HAMMER. ARE YOU STICKSHA...SHITSTACKS...DO YOU WANT TREASURE?! THAT WAS RHETORICAL, OF COURSE YOU ARE! LET'S KILL THE WIZARD CAUSE HE'S A LUBBER! AND LOADED! AND YOU CAN HAVE THE LOOT! THE WIZARD'S! YAAARRRR!!"

"..."

"..."

2/2 strngy 2016/08/14(Sun)22:15 No. 742402 ID: af6e04
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"Well? Did you convince them?"

"NO"

Well I'm stumped.

just go back over there and ask them if they want to destroy the crafts wizard's tower so you can draw him out and bash his head in to rescue your child.

Tell them your heart wrenching tale of love, loss, and the inability to find Jersey. Appeal to their emotions. Once they hear your quest they'll know in their heart of hearts that your path is the one of righteousness and they will be unable to do anything but follow your lead

1/2 strngy 2016/08/17(Wed)10:07 No. 742878 ID: af6e04
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>Tell them your heart wrenching tale of love, loss, and the inability to find Jersey.

"I KNOW! I'LL TELL THEM OF MY QUEST TO FIND JERSEY."

"Jersey? Don't you mean Detroit, Jean-Henri?"

"YEAH! DETROIT! WAIT HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?"

"Ribbit! Rrrribbit!"

2/2 strngy 2016/08/17(Wed)10:27 No. 742883 ID: af6e04
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WHATEVER!! I APPROACH THE PIRATES

THE BIG FISH LEANS IN CLOSE. HIS BREATH SMELLS. "Yarr! The scurvy little imp's back! What do ya think it wants?"

THE OTHER TWO SPEAK UP "Who knows, Captain. It's a few hoists short of an anchor!" "Aye! A few shivers short of a timbers!"

"Harhar! Good ones, me buckos! I'll make salty dogs of you all yet."

"HEY. I WANT TO"

"Question Captain. Why are pirates salty again?"

"Yarrr! Cause the sea is salty! I've seen the sea before. There's salt all over the place."

"HEY. HEY!!"

"Another question, Captain. What's a dog?"

"I NEED YOU TO HELP ME KILL THE ARTS AND CRAFTS WIZARD"

THEY'RE ALL STARING AT ME AGAIN.

FISHMAN CAPTAIN FINALLY SPEAKS "You want to kill the Arts and Crafts Wizard, little lassy? Yer even crazier than I thought!"

EYESTALKS LADY, "He's got a demon."
CRAB GUY, "And an army of undead exoskeletons!"
FISHMAN, "Yarr! Not to mention some of the best killers in the ground working for him."

I have a hammer and his eyes!

Is, uh.. Is Frog ok?

>>742883
THAT'S OKAY I'M GONNA ADOPT THE DEMON. HE'S GONNA BE MY SON. YOU GUYS SHOULD JOIN MY FAMILY WE CAN HAVE POTIONS AND ORPHANS AND BREAK STUFF LIKE PIRATES DO

Wow, he's got all that going for him?

It sounds like we'd need a pretty cutthroat band of marauders to even THINK about pulling this off!

... would they happen to know where to find one?

In the ground?

strngy 2016/08/20(Sat)11:04 No. 743455 ID: af6e04
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>Is, uh.. Is Frog ok?

MUST BE A FROG THING. HE LOOKS KINDA SCARY WHEN HE SMILES LIKE THAT

>>742921

"THAT'S OKAY I'M GONNA ADOPT THE DEMON. HE'S GONNA BE MY SON. YOU GUYS SHOULD JOIN MY FAMILY WE CAN HAVE POTIONS AND ORPHANS AND BREAK STUFF LIKE PIRATES DO"

"Whoa whoa...slow down there! Ye can't just adopt a demon. They be thousands a years old!"

>>742927

"WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE I'LL NEED A BAND OF CUTTHROAT MARAUDERS TO PULL THIS OFF. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOME?"

"Yarr! We be the best, most cutthroat-iest marauders under the Earth! The scourge of the caverns! But we aren't interested in some suicide mission."

THE EYESTALKS LADY SPEAKS UP, "He's just too powerful!"

>I have a hammer and his eyes!

"UUUGGGHH... I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WEAK EXCUSES! I RIPPED OFF HIS EYES, AND I'M GONNA RIP OFF MORE THAN THAT NEXT TIME WE MEET!" I POINT AT MY NEW EYES.

EYESTALKS, "She's right! Those are the wizard's eyes!"

CRAB, "If she was able to get close enough to take his eyes, maybe he CAN be killed!"

FISHMAN, "Maybe we underestimated you, imp. What's yer plan?"

>>743455
"I SMASH SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO HIM, IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM APPEAR IN PERSON LIKE WITH THE STATUE, THEN WHEN HE TURNS UP WE ALL AMBUSH HIM. OH AND BUST HIS MOUTH FIRST SO HE CAN'T ORDER MY (SOON TO BE) DEMON-SON TO HELP HIM."

YOUR PROTECT ME WHILE I BREAK THE BASE OF HIS STUPID WIZARD TOWER TO CRUSH ALL INSIDE THEN BREAK SKULL WITH HAMMER TO GET MY BABY."

We scale the scurvy tower than crack the ceiling, looting and slaying all we find within!

1/2 strngy 2016/08/21(Sun)19:29 No. 743796 ID: af6e04
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Art error - I forgot the harpoon that was sticking outta fishman's back in the last update.

>"I SMASH SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO HIM, IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM APPEAR IN PERSON LIKE WITH THE STATUE, THEN WHEN HE TURNS UP WE ALL AMBUSH HIM. OH AND BUST HIS MOUTH FIRST SO HE CAN'T ORDER MY (SOON TO BE) DEMON-SON TO HELP HIM."

I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE! LET'S SAVE IT FOR IN CASE SMASHING UP THE TOWER DOESN'T WORK FOR SOME REASON

>>743480

"YOU PROTECT ME WHILE I BREAK THE BASE OF HIS STUPID WIZARD TOWER TO CRUSH ALL INSIDE THEN BREAK SKULL WITH HAMMER TO GET MY BABY."

EYESTALKS LADY SAYS, "That sounds insane! The tower's made of solid rock."

"WELL IT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING. DEAL WITH IT. LET'S GO!"

I RUN OUTSIDE AND THE OTHERS FOLLOW ME EVENTUALLY EVEN THOUGH THAT'S NOT ANIMATED.

2/2 strngy 2016/08/21(Sun)19:30 No. 743798 ID: af6e04
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THERE'S A HUGE GUY RIGHT OUTSIDE SITTING BEHIND A TABLE.

HE SAYS, "Hello small creature. Would you like to play a game?"

It's a bounty hunter smash him!

"NO!"

>>743798
"NOPE, URGENT SMASHING BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO."

>>743806
This
call the punk ass bitch out on it first so your troops know you arent just some crazy imp who smashes everything at the drop of a hat, but in fact you are a perceptive crazy imp who smashes everything at the drop of a hat
Do it all "OBJECTION!" Style.

>>743810
NO PRISONERS!

Pole-jump behind him and SMASH HIS BUTT

1/2 strngy 2016/08/22(Mon)00:06 No. 743848 ID: af6e04
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>It's a bounty hunter smash him!
>call the punk ass bitch out on it first so your troops know
>Do it all "OBJECTION!" Style.
>NO PRISONERS!
>SMASH HIS BUTT

"IT'S ONE OF THE WIZARD'S BOUNTY HUNTERS! EVERYBODY GANK HIM!!"

2/2 strngy 2016/08/22(Mon)00:08 No. 743849 ID: af6e04
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"OBJECTHHUUHNGGH!!"

FIGHT TIME!

ALLIES
Jean-Henri(dazed)
Frog
Fishman
Eyestalks
Crab

ENEMIES
Husk

>>743849
THROW THE TABLE BACK THIS GAME SOUNDS FUN

Jean-Henri get up

you must spin to win

Frog circles around to cut off Husk's retreat. If forced, he'll use his gaze attack (but he'd rather not!)

Crabman fires his 'harpoon'
Eyestalks bites for an ear
Fishman tries to get the table off his employer
J-H uses the foulest language she can remember, and staggers to her feet

1/2 strngy 2016/08/22(Mon)20:57 No. 744019 ID: af6e04
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>>743884

FROG CIRCLES AROUND AND RELUCTANTLY PREPARES HIS DEATH GAZE ATTACK! FISHMAN LIFTS UP THE TABLE WHILE CRABGUY AND EYESTALKS GO ON THE OFFENSIVE! IT DOESN'T SEEM VERY EFFECTIVE.

2/2 strngy 2016/08/22(Mon)20:59 No. 744021 ID: af6e04
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HUSK RETALIATES BY RIPPING THE HARPOON OUT OF FISHMAN'S BACK AND STABBING IT INTO EYESTALKS

>J-H uses the foulest language she can remember, and staggers to her feet

"MOTHERSHITTING FUCK ASS OF HAT GUMBALL...!!!"

ALLIES
Jean-Henri
Frog
Fishman(critical)
Eyestalks(critical)
Crab

ENEMIES
Husk(flesh wound)

Crabman pinches his toes!
Eyestalks goes for the eyes.
Fishman doubles over in pain.

Jean-Henry runs up Fishman and brings the hammer down.
Frog pants nervously.

If you guys have better ideas, let's hear 'em!

>>744021
SMASH THAT SHIT
also try to lure Husk into gazing into Frog's eyes.

>>744021
reminisce on your many adventures together with your now dying friends and turn your anger and sadness into power!

then throw the table at him

>>744021
I think biting and hammering won't work too good here, looks like he has a lot of flesh in the way of his bones and innards.

Eyestalks: back off and if you can get that harpoon out, throw it at Husk
Jean-Henri: find something sharp you can stake into him (the harpoon if available)
Fishman: back off and throw table (or break off it's legs to make stakes for Jean-Henri to drive into Husk)
Crabman: see if you can climb onto his back and go to town on it
Frog: keep at it

I don't even like that show

His arms are short and he probably has no reach behind his back, that is where crab guy must go while we bust his knees

>>744056
That's a better use of Crabguy.

I still think a hammer to the skull might work, though
What if Fishman fell on his knees with the table?

Use The back pointy part of the hammer!

strngy 2016/08/26(Fri)23:57 No. 744667 ID: af6e04
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>reminisce on your many adventures together with your now dying friends and turn your anger and sadness into power!

THAT TIME I TRIED TO TALK LIKE A PIRATE! AND AND....THAT TIME I SHOWED THEM MY EYES! WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH. THIS THING'S GONNA PAY!!

>I think biting and hammering won't work too good here, looks like he has a lot of flesh in the way of his bones and innards.

MY HAMMER CAN SMASH ANYTHING! BUT JUST IN CASE I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT MAYBE??

>Eyestalks goes for the eyes.
>Jean-Henri: find something sharp you can stake into him (the harpoon if available)
>Crabman: see if you can climb onto his back and go to town on it
>His arms are short and he probably has no reach behind his back, that is where crab guy must go while we bust his knees
>Frog: keep at it

FISHMAN IS TOO BUSY TRYING TO STOP THE BLEEDING FROM THE GIANT HOLE IN HIS BACK AND HE DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN. FROG KEEPS STARING AT THE GROUND WHILE CRABMAN JUMPS ON HUSK'S BACK AND STARTS VICIOUSLY PINCHING!! HE PINCHES ALL OVER HUSK'S BACK. HUSK IS DISTRACTED TRYING TO GET HIM OFF, SO I RIP THE HARPOON OUT OF EYESTALKS' CHEST AND JUMP UP ONTO FISHMAN'S BACK AND STAB IT RIGHT INTO HUSK'S EYE!

HE TEETERS FOR A SECOND WITH THE SAME DUMPY SMILE ON HIS FACE AND THEN SLUMPS OVER

FIGHT OVER!

Time to seek immediate medical attention for our injured maybe-friends. Is there a doctor in the house? Alchemist? Healer?

Lets order up a round of healing potions!

>>744674
Frog knows how to get his blood out!
Maybe he knows how to put some back in?

The quick and dirty method would be to soak wounds with high proof rum, then bandage.

Fucking Brutal.

>>744679
This

strngy 2016/08/28(Sun)00:47 No. 744814 ID: af6e04
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>Time to seek immediate medical attention for our injured maybe-friends. Is there a doctor in the house? Alchemist? Healer?
>Lets order up a round of healing potions!
>Frog knows how to get his blood out! Maybe he knows how to put some back in?

"FROG CAN YOU PUT THEIR BLOOD BACK IN?"

"What? No. I think I can stop the bleeding though."

"IF YOU TWO DON'T MAKE IT I PROMISE WE'LL GIVE YOU A PROPER IMP FUNERAL."

"I think they'll be fine..."

"NOTHING WILL GO TO WASTE I PROMISE! WE'LL EVEN EAT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SUCK THE MARROW FROM YOUR BONES. WE'RE FAMILY AFTER ALL!"

EYESTALKS COVERS HER EYESTALKS AND FISHMAN JUST CRIES.

"Jean-Henri you should probably stop talking."

CRAB GUY GOES AND GETS A WHOLE POTION AND BRINGS IT TO FROG. FROG FINDS SOME CLOTH AND RIPS IT INTO SHEETS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT I GUESS HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

"This'll work for now. There's a doctor out by the orphanage we can take them to."

Holy shit look out Husk isn't dead! OF COURSE HUSK WOULD HAVE SOMETHING INSIDE HIS BODY.

Smash it!

You have a hammer. There's an unwanted protruding object. You know what to do.

Husk Is Un-Husking!
Quick! The Hammer! Beat it to double Death!

>>744814
that's some spooky shit, hammer the body until it stops moving

1/2 strngy 2016/08/29(Mon)01:14 No. 745124 ID: af6e04
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>Holy shit look out Husk isn't dead!
>Husk Is Un-Husking!

>Smash it!
>You have a hammer. There's an unwanted protruding object. You know what to do.
>hammer the body until it stops moving

"AAUUUGH WHAT THE HELL! STAY DEAD, YOU! STAY!!"

2/2 strngy 2016/08/29(Mon)01:15 No. 745125 ID: af6e04
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DONE AND DONE

>>745125
Keep smashing it to be certain, don't stop until it's a paste on the ground

Does the bartender keep a 12-gauge crossbow behind the counter? Because, if not, that things seriously going to mess up his roof.

And make guano on every poker night. And that'd be terrible.

Keep smashing it while someone else fetches some fire.

Bull-Shit.
Swing that hammer wide, all the way around, a bit higher than usual.

strngy 2016/10/26(Wed)15:15 No. 755539 ID: af6e04
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>>745140
>>745144
>>745148

IT MADE A LOUD SCREECH THAT HURT SO BAD IT MADE ME MISS MY HAMMER SWING!! CRAB GUY THROWS HIS HARPOON AND GETS YANKED UP INTO THE AIR WITH ME.

Let's climb up dat hammer and bite him somewhere.

Crabguy, you are a crabguy, anchor yourself to something.

GNAW OFF A WING

strngy 2016/10/27(Thu)10:08 No. 755689 ID: af6e04
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>Crabguy, you are a crabguy, anchor yourself to something.
>GNAW OFF A WING

CRABGUY GRABS A STALAGMITE AND BAT THING STARTS FLAPPING IN PLACE. I DROP MY HAMMER CAUSE I'LL NEED BOTH HANDS AND CLIMB UP ONTO BAT THING'S BACK AND BITE ITS WING OFF!! IT SCREECHES AGAIN AND STARTS TO FALL.

>>755689
Use its body to break your fall. Also gnaw on its face and/or neck.

>>755689
pilot it into the stalagmite, impale this thing!

Get the wing OFF, as in detached. No escape.

Get inside Husk to cushion the fall and start killing its next form in there before it can get out.

strngy 2016/10/28(Fri)21:03 No. 755917 ID: af6e04
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>Get the wing OFF, as in detached. No escape.
YEAH!!

>Get inside Husk to cushion the fall and start killing its next form in there before it can get out.
I THINK THAT MIGHT TAKE TOO LONG. GOOD IDEA THOUGH

>Use its body to break your fall.
GOT IT

>pilot it into the stalagmite, impale this thing!
THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN EASIER IF I DIDN'T RIP OFF ITS WING

>>755917
NOW BITE IT SO IT DOESN'T CHANGE AGAIN THE LIL SHIT

>>755917
Make sure it stays down.

>>755928
Maybe with your hammer? Huh? HUH?

RIP AND TEAR! SHRED THE BASTARD!

strngy 2016/11/01(Tue)14:50 No. 756520 ID: af6e04
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>Make sure it stays down.
>Maybe with your hammer? Huh? HUH?
I MISS MY HAMMER

>NOW BITE IT SO IT DOESN'T CHANGE AGAIN THE LIL SHIT
>RIP AND TEAR! SHRED THE BASTARD!
I CLIMB BACK UP ONTO THE WING THING'S BACK AND GET READY TO RIP IT APART! BUT SUDDENLY AN EYEBALL WITH A BUNCH OF TENTACLES BURSTS OUT

"I'M READY FOR YOU THIS TIME!" I SAY AND THEN BITE OFF A TENTACLE

"Wait!" IT SAYS "You win, little imp. Clearly I've underestimated you."

And I thought OGRES had layers...

Well, I guess we'd better see what it wants, while the rest find your hammer.

>>756520
I'm not buying it, anything tenacious enough to have several bodies isn't the surrendering type.
restrain the little git (in a sturdy jar or something) and join up with your buddies before you get distracted by talking

>>756520
"YES. YOU HAVE!"

Continue ripping and tearing.

OK BUT YOU'VE GOTTA JOIN MY GANG

Pfft This guy is not your friend! He hurt your friends!
He can't be part of your gang, HE JUST TRIED TO KILL YOUR GANG!

DEVOUR THIS FUCKER!
His strength will be yours.

"WELL I'M NOT UNDERESTIMATING YOU."

You can't defeat this foe, he will just shed his skin and leave you with a dummy. A heavily armed dummy. KEEP TEARING IT APART! Make sure you keep track of all the pieces in case it decides to pull a ninja distraction on you. Burn it all.

strngy 2016/11/06(Sun)15:31 No. 757213 ID: af6e04
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>I'm not buying it, anything tenacious enough to have several bodies isn't the surrendering type.
>Continue ripping and tearing.
>DEVOUR THIS FUCKER!
>KEEP TEARING IT APART!
>KOME DEMANDS FIRE

"YES YOU DID. I MEAN YOU HAVE!!"

I EAT IT. SHOULD I DO SOMETHING WITH THE BAT BODY? I DUNNO HOW TO START A FIRE

Ride it down the spike as you savor your delicious Calamari.
Go see how the first aid of your friends is going and collect your hammer.
Wear the bat head as a hat.

Spit that thing out right NOW, you don't know HOW it got those extra bodies.

Being digested by an imp is generally a one way process.

Maybe we can use it's skin as a disguise or something.
If not, Frog can probably make a nifty cloak out of it.

Better eat it too then.

1/2 strngy 2016/11/08(Tue)22:28 No. 757557 ID: af6e04
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>Ride it down the spike as you savor your delicious Calamari.
IT TASTES RUBBERY

>Spit that thing out right NOW, you don't know HOW it got those extra bodies.
>Being digested by an imp is generally a one way process.
I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!! I'M SURE I'LL BE FINE THOUGH

>Maybe we can use it's skin as a disguise or something.
I LIKE THIS IDEA

>Better eat it too then.
I LIKE THIS IDEA

2/2 strngy 2016/11/08(Tue)22:29 No. 757558 ID: af6e04
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UH OH

Seconding UH OH.

>>757558
"DO I HAVE TO EAT YOU AGAIN TO MAKE YOU FUCK OFF"

3/2 strngy 2016/11/08(Tue)23:05 No. 757568 ID: af6e04
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>Seconding UH OH.
OH NO...
OH NO! HE'S HOT!!

>"DO I HAVE TO EAT YOU AGAIN TO MAKE YOU FUCK OFF"
THIS ISN'T THE HUSK! IT'S ANOTHER IMP ??

>>757568
Flirt with him.

>Males have horns
That makes sense.

It was very nice for him to gather up your hammer.
Maybe he could pause what he's doing and return it?

>>757569
Seconding the flirt option.

Offer him some of your bat thing.

>>757582
Knawhumsayin'

>>757568
hey cool it's flirt at firs-
WAIT A SECOND HE'S NABBED THE HAMMER!

>>757606
It enhances his hotness.
Compliment his long hard McManhammer during the flirting. We can retrieve it after he has been properly played with.

strngy 2016/11/11(Fri)10:29 No. 757881 ID: af6e04
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>WAIT A SECOND HE'S NABBED THE HAMMER!
>Flirt with him.
>Compliment his long hard McManhammer during the flirting.
>Offer him some of your bat thing.

"HEY I LIKE YOUR LONG HARD HAMMER. EVEN THOUGH IT'S REALLY MY HAMMER. WANT TO EAT THIS BAT THING WITH ME? THEN WE CAN HAVE SEX" SMOOTH!!

HE LAUGHS INSTEAD OF DOING THE IMP MATING CALL

"You are very direct, Ms. Hammer Imp. But I won't be swayed by your attempts at seduction! Even though you are very beautiful. I have been sent to kill you!"

Imps seem to have poor Impulse control.
IMPulses. Huh.

He wasn't sent to kill you, he was sent to kill some random imp with a giant hammer. Waitaminute- he's some imp with a giant hammer!

For the love of Glob, man, don't do it! Let us help!

THAT SEEMS DUMB. I THINK NOT DYING IS A BETTER CHOICE. I'M GONNA GO FREE A DEMON FROM A WIZARD SO I CAN ADOPT IT. YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME AND JOIN MY FAMILY WE CAN ADOPT CHILDREN TOGETHER

WAIT WHAT DID YOU DO TO FROG ?!

Tell him that he should have sex with you before trying to kill you because if he tries to kill you you'll kill him instead which would be bad because then you couldn't have sex with him.

The knife is no longer at the basilisk's neck!
Yell FROG GRAB! If your basilisk friend understands and restrains this little guy, go for the disarm when he can't move!
If he pusses out, act like it's a kinky sex move, and begin to describe all the dirty sexual probably illegal things you are going to do to this guy!