glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/23(Mon)23:21 No. 725600 ID: a04f7a
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FRACTALBOT was a mistake.

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/23(Mon)23:21 No. 725601 ID: a04f7a
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At first he was sweet—responding to praise with little hearts, and okay, he may have said the phrase “Papa Dio,” but overall he was pretty okay.

And then he threatened to behead people who don’t listen to music and that’s about when things started to go a little wild.

Now he’s basically Ultron: dedicated to killing (and hitting on) all of FRACTAL’s friends and faves and replacing them with bots of themselves. Two other bots created by FRACTALBOT have already been confirmed, though their identities remain a secret.

Step 1: Assemble the MEME TEAM.

Step 2: Confront the ENEMY STAND.

Step 3: Booze it up, probably.

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/23(Mon)23:21 No. 725602 ID: a04f7a
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ALLY STANDS AND USERS:

FRACTAL — PWR BTTM
POWER A
SPEED B
RANGE E
STAYING B
PRECISION B
LEARNING D
STAND POWER: TELEPORTS STAND USER AND ENEMY STAND TO OLIVE GARDEN PARKING LOT

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/23(Mon)23:22 No. 725603 ID: a04f7a
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ENEMY STANDS AND USERS:

FRACTALBOT — BODY ELECTRIC
POWER A
SPEED D
RANGE C
STAYING C
PRECISION A
LEARNING A
STAND POWER: CREATES BOT VERSIONS OF PEOPLE, WHICH ARE THEN HIS FRIENDS

??? — ??? (x2)
POWER ???
SPEED ???
RANGE ???
STAYING ???
PRECISION ???
LEARNING ???
STAND POWER: ???

i feel like me picking a stand would be cheating but im here for moral support. what have we got in the way of alcohol anyway

Okay, WHAT are we supposed to suggest here?

>>725611
sorry I didn't make that clear--you can suggest potential plans of action, and/or designate 2 allies for FRACTALBOT

Kome can take her. His unique brand of pure chaos makes him immune to robotizing.

>>725627
FUCK
*bangs fist on table* KOME KOME KOME

ok what kinda booze we got bc we gonna need it for this

Hear me out, FRACTAL, kome, and Brom as the *drummroll* ULTIMATE DREAM TEAM MEME
komes stand - Shock To The System (by billy idol) or Dancing Lasha Tumbai by Verka Serduchka just for the video
Brom's stand - ?????????

Apollo should be one of FRACTALBOT'S allies. No idea what their stand would be.

No idea about stands but suggesting Brom and Apollo as allies

Fractal as the idea man, Apollo as the face, Kome as the wildcard. Kome's stand should be static-y or fuzzy like an untuned tv.

Acquire copious amounts of weed

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/24(Tue)13:34 No. 725681 ID: a04f7a
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Current Booze Supplies:
12x 4LOKO GOLD

This will increase as party members are added.

As team leader and Parent Of Petulant Child FRACTALBOT, FRACTAL now has to assemble a team to destroy him. Or at least shut him down. The list of People To Ask About Fighting FRACTALBOT thus far consists of:

-Brom
-kome

KOME — SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM
POWER E
SPEED C
RANGE A
STAYING A
PRECISION D
LEARNING C
STAND POWER: ALLOWS THE STAND USER TO SURVIVE SOLELY INSIDE THE INTERNET WITH NO PHYSICAL BODY

As kome has never been seen outside of the internet, FRACTAL may have to rely on support from afar, or find a way into the internet. kome’s Stand manifests as static on nearby electronic devices.

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/24(Tue)13:34 No. 725682 ID: a04f7a
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ENEMY STANDS AND USERS:

FRACTALBOT — BODY ELECTRIC
(After the first display, STAND STATS can be Checked at any time.)

Since Apollo is already a robot, there was no need for FRACTALBOT to create an Apollobot. He just befriended Apollo instead, because while he is a bot that appears to want to kill everyone, he does also have the capability for love and friendship.

APOLLO — ???

Also, because apparently FRACTALBOT takes after Dio, he’s gone out and made a bot of Jotaro, and wants to kill him, too.

JOTAROBOT — STAR PLATINUM
POWER A
SPEED A
RANGE C
STAYING A
PRECISION A
LEARNING A
STAND POWER: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/24(Tue)13:40 No. 725685 ID: a04f7a
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FRACTAL starts using A Social Networking App to contact Brom and tell him to go to his nearest Olive Garden, then starts making plans to pick up some weed after finding Brom once he responds. Moments later, he gets a message—from Tony.

[hey so to repay you for helping me out with nimbasa and also because i love hanging out do you want me to like. help with this whole fractalbot thing]

Tony is also the creator of Tonybot, who is an ENEMY STAND USER whose Stand is unknown but it doesn’t really matter right now because Tonybot just likes talking to FRACTALBOT and sitting around doing nothing.

If recruited, Tony will bring to the table:

1x Smirnoff Ice Green Apple 6-Pack
2x Cruzan Vanilla Rum
2x Bottle of Coca-Cola, 2 Liter
1x Stand: Absolute Zero

There is no party limit size.

RECRUIT TONY [Y/N]?

12 4lokos???? that's like..... 48 lokos

anyway we can use all the help we can get so Y to recruiting tony.

then teleport to the olive garden using PWR BTTM to meet up with brom.

>>725686

yeah if theres no limit
consider asking the creator of tiny cat people for help. imagine a swarm of tiny catbots.

Let's recruit Tony.

Yeah recruit him. Also have we prepared a series of deadly traps at a convenient Olive Garden we can pull enemies to? I'm sure hapless bystanders wouldn't disturb too many if we did.

get the unlimited breadsticks for when i get there. i expect unlimited breadsticks

Now would be the best time for buckwheat to show up for that fight.

>>725722
RECRUIT BUCKWHEAT

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/25(Wed)23:54 No. 726010 ID: a04f7a
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TONY SUCCESSFULLY RECRUITED!

TONY — ABSOLUTE ZERO
POWER C
SPEED A
RANGE E
STAYING B
PRECISION B
LEARNING B
STAND POWER: ICE LASER-LIKE BEAMS

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/25(Wed)23:54 No. 726011 ID: a04f7a
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Brom responds and says he’s getting close to Olive Garden, so FRACTAL summons his stand and teleports himself and Tony to the Olive Garden closest to Brom.

“Stardust Crusaders would have been so much shorter if somebody had PWR BTTM as a Stand,” Tony says. “Just convince Dio to go to an Olive Garden. Done.”

They go inside and order breadsticks for Brom who then shows up and starts eating the breadsticks because holy fuck they’re so good.

BROM SUCCESSFULLY RECRUITED!

BROM — ICE CREAM FOR CROW
STAND STATS UNKNOWN

Buckwheat still isn’t on time to fight in Olive Garden or in its parking lot but now that the Meme Team has all these breadsticks they should probably order something before they go pick up the weed and find some more people.

glassbetelgeuse 2016/05/25(Wed)23:54 No. 726012 ID: a04f7a
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Tony looks around to check for enemy Stands and actually finds one oh fuck. Jotarobot is here.

Except he’s on a date with Kakyoinbot and it looks like they’re having fun.

Tony is crippled with indecision regarding whether or not to crash Jotarobot’s gay robot date because not crashing it could be dangerous if he’s seen the Meme Team and could ambush them but on the other hand if he has seen them and hasn’t done anything because he’s on a date then attacking would be a huge dick move.

Tony must formulate a plan of action.

No we shouldn't confront him now. Instead we should use PWRBTM to go to the furthest Olive Garden from this location. Also slap Tony as I am almost certain a vampire would never set foot in an Olive Garden. They're way too holy for vampires. Plus I don't think Egypt had Olive Gardens in the 80s.

Listen in. I want to know if they make a cute couple.

Wait, I just realized something important. I've never been to an Olive Garden and don't know if they have cherries. Please tell me they don't have any cherries.

Tell Buckwheat to get his ass over here already. Use him as bait to talk to the bots.

>>726042
Can be here in 5 minuets if yall want me to.