Like a rattlesnake in a twenty-car pileup.

well if we're still talking about what it's like

like a firm hand holding your head under water.

you died from twenty pounds of ass n' tiddy.

freak accident or tiny murderer, thats the true mystery

Death by shit storm.

Whatever it is, resolve to avoid it or anything even vaguely like it.

Fell into the machinery during a tour of the McRando's food manufactory. It was a grisly, yet delicious fate.

Wasting sickness.

Village people killed you for marrying the hottest hunk.

>>723663
Yeah, the text on the dress supports poisoning.

>>723748

>>723644
What >>723663
and >>723818
said.

pajamafly 2016/05/17(Tue)19:24 No. 724077 ID: 829a14
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You are now in REALITY.

You don't think that teacup qualifies as a cup anymore. Not even a mug. It's a bowl. You're staring down at a bowl of tea.

Now might be a good time to consider your surroundings. Or, you could down that bowl of tea. It looks like it's still pretty hot, though.

Patiently wait for movement and observe other entities in the area for suspicious activity.

Shove your tea down someone's throat.

>>724077
Look around. Is the place busy? Anyone you know here?

Hey, nice painting.

Anyway, chug that drink.

>>724077
...don't drink the tea. If you came back right when you died, maybe that's what was poisoned!

Look around. Where are you?

Bemoan the drabness of reality. You already miss your pink.

Look behind painting. I'm paranoid now; you apparently got poisoned somehow (unless that was a red herring), and unless it was accidental (caffeine poisoning? tea poisoning?), somebody done did you in.

Dont drink the tea!
Look around, examine painting and behind painting

Chug that tea like one of those pants people. Pinky up of course.

Swap teas with the fellow in the painting, then bottoms up!

Politely decline hemlock-flavored tea.

pajamafly 2016/05/18(Wed)13:19 No. 724242 ID: 829a14
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>Look around. Where are you?
>Patiently wait for movement and observe other entities in the area for suspicious activity.

The only "suspicious entity" around is the young woman seated across the table from you. She seems friendly enough.

She asks if your tea is to your liking.

>>724242
Uhhhh ask where you are and who she is.

>She asks if your tea is to your liking.
It's uh, not poisoned, is it? Sorry, once bitten, twice shy, all that.

Sorry if this is rude, but who are you? And where am I?

Ask about that door behind her.

Don't be rude! Apologize, tell her that you died today and don't have the stomach for tea.

Tell her the tea is amazing.

pajamafly 2016/05/18(Wed)18:14 No. 724300 ID: 829a14
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>Sorry if this is rude, but who are you? And where am I?

It takes you a moment- turns out, death and resurrection makes your memory a little foggy- but you remember her name. She's an old friend of yours, Sophia. You recall that this is actually her middle name, but you can't remember her actual first name. It's been a while.

She senses your confusion and asks if everything is alright.

"Sorry, turns out I'm not in the mood for tea." Or something.

Do you remember where you are? Can you TELL where you are? If you can take your tea back to the kitchen and store a sample of it for later analysis, that'd be great. Also, I don't know whether to trust Sophia yet. If she made you the tea, and if the tea's poisoned, that makes her suspect #1.

>She senses your confusion and asks if everything is alright.
I don't rightly know.

Well don't be rude, drink your tea. Pretend everything is fine.

Do't drink the tea, say you're feeling iffy, head to the bathroom.
Pretty sure it's poison.

"I'm confused."
"And that makes me angry..."
Begin Combat! Roll Initiative! Called Shot to the FACE PARTS!

Sip your tea while you collect your thoughts.

Try to remember things as you chug that tea down. Don't forget to hold your pinkie finger up when you drink it as well.

>>724306
!!!!

pajamafly 2016/05/25(Wed)17:44 No. 725923 ID: 829a14
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>Chug that tea like one of those pants people.
>Well don't be rude, drink your tea. Pretend everything is fine.
>Sip your tea while you collect your thoughts.
>Try to remember things as you chug that tea down.

You almost don't want to for some reason, but you knock that tea back like a champ anyway. You tense in anticipation of the bitter flavor of tampering.

pajamafly 2016/05/25(Wed)17:48 No. 725926 ID: 829a14
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...but it's actually delicious. It smells a little bit like chrysanthemums, and it goes down easily.

Ask your friend there how her days been going.

pajamafly 2016/06/08(Wed)23:18 No. 728572 ID: 829a14
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You set your cup on the table and sigh contentedly. Sophia speaks before you get the chance to.

"I, ah... I must admit, I haven't been entirely transparent with you, Lillypop."

You ask her what she meant. She makes a face at you, and you're suddenly concerned. Maybe you shouldn't have drank all that tea after all.

"It's been a long time since we've seen each other. Years."

"Years," you echo.

"I didn't call you here just to catch up over tea. Something... something really bad is going to happen. Soon. And I needed to make sure you're prepared for that-"

pajamafly 2016/06/08(Wed)23:19 No. 728573 ID: 829a14
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"-because it's going to directly involve you."

The way she's talking is making you suuuuuper uncomfortable. "Are you kidding me, Soph? How do you know something's going to happen?"

Hey, sorry about the long wait. I only have desktop computer access once a week, then this past week I got really, really sick. But! I'm better now, so more updates on the way!

It's because she's going to make it happen. Flee, flee before you can hear any more of what she's saying to you.

Flip table.

It's always best to assume good intentions, but seeing as you've just recently died...

It's probably a good idea to be a little wary of Sophia.

"This isn't, like, a threat or anything, right?"

>>728573
"Well, I just came back from the dead, so whatever we tried last time didn't work."

>>728573
Ask her to spill the beans.

Oh man she's gonna get you run!

Get the hell out of there and find a McRando's for a real(-ish) lunch.

>I didn't call you here just to
>call
The only place you were called from is back from the dead. And you're all greyscale, while your friend is in color. And she admits she hasn't sen you in years.

Girl, I think your friend went and summoned your shade from the beyond.

And if something really bad is going to happen involving you, best case, that your summoner is going to sic you on someone. (Worst case, you're about to be used a component in some kind of ritual or spell).

Ask her if she's the reason you're not dead right now. See what explanation she gives, you're going to need to hear it.

Ask, in your best spooky ghost voice, why she summoned you from beyond the veil of death. Maybe call her "foolish mortal" at some point.