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720431 No. 720431 ID: 06e141

at long last you finally complete system post. with your first moment of consciousness you find that you are in a clumsy looking room. the room has a door and some things you could probably look at if you focus.

you don't recall who you are or really anything. for some reason, the only piece of knowledge you are certain about is 1) engine version, 2) hardware profile stats, and 3) vertex count.

what do you do?
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No. 720434 ID: 93244f

Immediately attempt to anger the dark gods.
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No. 720435 ID: 5ad4a7

Hmm. Focus on the walls?
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No. 720438 ID: 1cebc8

1930's jazz theatre FART DANCING.
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No. 720439 ID: 4201a2

bind mwheeldown +jump for maximum mobility
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No. 720443 ID: 6a92a0

Kick the door, demand freedom.
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No. 720444 ID: 595d54

Cease to exist
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No. 720447 ID: 06e141
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720447

door was kicked. turns out the structure in which you stand in has more mass than you do.
it also seems to fuck some shit up.
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No. 720449 ID: 5ad4a7

>>720447
Perhaps try opening the door a different way. Is there a handle?
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No. 720450 ID: 1cebc8

BETTER GRAPHICS! I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF!!!

Now kick the window.
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No. 720451 ID: 35151f

>>720447
set variable noclip to true
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No. 720452 ID: 06e141
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720452

you decide to stop kicking things for now, as by kicking you gained ambient occlusion at the cost of resolution and anything above binary color. You feel you got lucky with this tradeoff. You look off to the door to see that it has a handle. You feel you were already aware of this.
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No. 720453 ID: 1cebc8

Examine the switch to the left of the door handle.
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No. 720454 ID: 06e141
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720454

noclip is not a function you are aware of being scripted currently in the engine you exist within. even if it was, you have no access to any sort of console. you are no god. this is not your world.
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No. 720456 ID: 06e141
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720456

you examine the switch. looks like it's wired to the light in the room. thankfully it's turned on for you.
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No. 720465 ID: 4201a2

>>720456
flip switch
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No. 720470 ID: 5ad4a7

Then flip it again. Flip it rapidly. DISCO MODE ACTIVATED
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No. 720515 ID: 15a025

We should check out are profile stats to see what kind of amazing specs we've got.
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No. 720526 ID: a075ba

Quick, what's your engine version, and the vertex count?
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