(2/3) Truth 2016/04/18(Mon)20:36 No. 717748 ID: f02a77
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-BUFFNESS-

Truth 2016/04/18(Mon)20:37 No. 717750 ID: f02a77
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-that allow you to beat up crime.

And there sure if a lot of it in Criptun. Too much, almost. Every day is a new threat, a new call to action, and a new face to perilously pummel into pulp.

And you can tell that today will be no different. You just need a LEAD...

Ask that fellow in the SKI MASK if he has seen any trouble recently.

Accost CALCULATOR BUILDING. Look at it. It's clearly the danger here.

Disregard crime-fighting to take a nice day off. How long has it been since the last time you took a break from punching crime?
Get some pizza-pasta, maybe some gelato, you've more than earned it with all the lives you've saved!

(1/2) Truth 2016/04/19(Tue)15:16 No. 717882 ID: f02a77
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>>717757
YOU are about to go FIGHT CRIME when your imagination conjures a DELECTABLY DELICIOUS GELATO. Man, you have such a SWEET TOOTH, it can be DOWNRIGHT DISASTROUS if you imagine a sweet during CRUCIAL MOMENTS.

Of course, you're ON DUTY, and DECIDE to DENY your cravings for a while longer.

(2/2) Truth 2016/04/19(Tue)15:19 No. 717883 ID: f02a77
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>>717751
AH! That SWEATY individual seems like he KNOWS SOMETHING! You should go over and CONVERSE with him!

However, it's been noted in the past that you're a bit of a HOT-BLOODED HOTHEAD, and generally cannot GAUGE a situation properly. Before you ENCOUNTER this stranger, you should probably PLAN AN APPROACH.

Why is there a quest about my friend Michael going on

Also throw a really long length of spaghetti in such a way it ties around that man's legs and makes him fall down so he can't escape with your valuable intel on evil

Walk up to him/her and just be all like "Sup yo! What's happening?"

"Hello, kind sir! Do you possibly know anything about any CRIMES that are going on right now?"

>>717889

Like for instance, robbery? By a man wearing a ski mask?

Truth 2016/04/19(Tue)18:29 No. 717898 ID: f02a77
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>>717889
YOU run up to the MYSTERIOUS MASKED MAN and prepare to ENCOUNTER him in a GREATLY GENTLEMANLY manner!

"HEY, YOU!"

"Gyahh-!"

"Forgive my STARTLING SALUTATIONS! I am mainly looking for CRIME and TROUBLE and must be EVER READY!"

"H-Hey, that's goo-"

"Anyways, EXCUSE my ENERGETIC ENTRANCE, my SOFT-SPOKEN, SKI-MASK-WEARING buddy...

"I-It's not a ma-."

BUT! I was wondering if you know of any TROUBLE that I may FIGHT for our FRIVOLOUS FREEDOM?"

"Ahh, n-no, I haven't, but, now, I'm kinda late for a, uhm, an engagement, so if you can just not be in my way, maybe..."


You are now in an ENCOUNTER! An Encounter is any situation involving a threat - of one sense or another - towards the protagonist. The threat may be obvious, it may not, or it may already be trying to kill you, but the fact you're in an Encounter in the first place means you should be on guard. However, not all Encounters can end in a fight, if you (want to) play your cards right.

Ask what's in the bag. It looks heavy, is he quite alright carrying it?

>>717898

inform him you work for The Kings and this part of freeside belongs to you

>>717898
Where does he do his skiing, anyways? You weren't aware there was a mountain nearby!

(1/2) Truth 2016/04/19(Tue)20:36 No. 717918 ID: f02a77
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"Ah! I apologize for DISRUPTING you from your DESTINATION! Maybe there's something I can DO to help?"

"Oh, uh, n-no thanks, I don'-"

"Maybe I could CARRY your CARGO for you! You do SEEM to be STRUGGLING with that sack!"

"Really, I'm, just, deliverrrring some...dog-food. For. That pet store right ther-"

"PET store? Hmm, I didn't know THEY could stock BRAND-LESS BURLAP BAGS of dog food!"

"Uh, well that's because it's. Homebrewed, and they really ne-"

"HOMEBREWED? Why that's..."

(2/2) Truth 2016/04/19(Tue)20:38 No. 717919 ID: f02a77
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"...ILLEGAL!"

"R-Really?!"

"Ohh, I should have SEEN that you were a CRIMINAL! You just REEK of counterfeiting!"

"Ahh, n-no, it's not-"

"AND! I DOUBT it is the right WEATHER to be SKIING!"

The nervous CULPRIT seems ready to bolt...

>>717919
Time for FITE! Restrain the criminal and get a good look at what's in his bag. He could be covering up a major crime with a minor one! Then I dunno what do you do with criminals anyway

>>717919
demand he show you a permit

Tell him you love eating dog food and would love to try his delicious homebrew.

(1/2) Truth 2016/04/22(Fri)18:48 No. 718510 ID: f02a77
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"Oh, ahh, hang on, I've got a permit here, sssomewhere-"

You don't have any need for-

(2/2) Truth 2016/04/22(Fri)18:49 No. 718511 ID: f02a77
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-PERMITS!

>>718511
Show him your left hook!

Truth 2016/04/22(Fri)19:47 No. 718526 ID: f02a77
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>>718513
You SWING around, and clock him with a SEQUENTIAL STRIKE!

He's DEFINITELY DAZED after that attack. You could FINISH him off now, if you WANTED!

Finish this crook with a powerful Slam jam wam bam!

WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

DOUBLE FISTED HAMMER PAUNCH!

UPSTAGE him with an UNCTIOUS UPPERCUT of UMBRAGE