NOT ENOUGH

Use both hands and aim for the neck!

Why are you covering yourself? The only people who can see you are a zombie and a shovel for gods sake.

So stop being a idiot and bash that thing to pieces before it mauls you to death.

That head looks rather sturdy, go for the shoulders and see if you can disable its arms instead. Or its writst! Limp handed swipes aren't going to be as effective at tearing up clothing.

Attack its leggs, they look pretty weak and should disable it enough to safely finish it off.

>>714081
Now is not the time to concern yourself with modesty. When you arrive in hell, do you really want to explain how you got killed because you lost a fight with one hand tied in front of your back?

Your life is more important than your modesty. Doublehand that shovel for maximum stopping power.

Roll out of the why before it can attack you again and then get up and get ready for another swing

>>714081
Dodge woman, don't die right after buying us!

And gods sake, quit covering yourself and tear this aberration apart!

Root_Beer 2016/04/21(Thu)06:07 No. 718140 ID: f50d96
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Standing her ground Spade got ready to swing again as the undead stood strangely still as it's rotting body morphed into a a less monstrous form.

"Pardon for the outburst mistress I must thank you for reviving me...Arch Druid Kathowin at your serves."

Sweet an undead thrall.

Poke him with.... us, I guess.

CONTINUE WHACKING HER

Knock yourself out with the shovel.

Well, greet him/her i guess...

keep your guard up and try talking to it

>>718140
Oh... kay?

What does an arch druid do? And I thought undeath wasn't compatible with druidism?

This might be a trap so keep your guard up.

Ask them to reveal THE MYSTERY.

Also, what's going on with this shovel and the revivifying.

> And I thought undeath wasn't compatible with druidism?
That's what I thought, but a rotting body probably makes an excellent host to young seeds of several plants.

>>718296
Maybe not plants as such, but carrion eating worms, insects and bacteria are a vital part of many ecosystems.

>>718296
>>718314
I really want to see an undead with a small garden planted in its flesh. What better sort than a former druid?

Root_Beer 2016/05/12(Thu)21:51 No. 722898 ID: f50d96
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"Your shovel speak's of the mystery that coat's this world let me shed some light on the situation." Leaning forward he would whisper to the young gnoll making her almost blush in shock!

what?

Back away. Run.

Lead the lich to an allied base. Imprison and interrogate.

>>722898
What he say.

>>722898
Hey, speak up, we're missing the good stuff!

WHAT WAS THAT

>>722898
gasp

Twisted_Root 2016/08/20(Sat)18:09 No. 743525 ID: f50d96
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The wraith would eye the gnoll as she took in the news her lord was dead..while normally this would be good news considering she could sell her soul to another demon it had appeared that a new demon lord had inherited her soul "By the abyss it can't be h-how could it be!" she would gasp upon hearing who now owned her soul.

he probably pilfered your old lords corpse and grabbed your soul along with some other things.

Also who grabbed your soul and what makes it so bad?

Oh @#$% you didn't read the fine print did you

So what? You already throw that away for a useless artefact. Will the new asshole treat you worse than the old one?
Maybe you were planing to recover your bargain chip, and now the new owner make such feat much more difficult.

If your objective is truly this ambitious, you should ascertain how much of ally Kathowin will be. Ask him about his loyalty and motivation.

It is us, the shovel! We are your new master now!

>>743562
Yes we are you lord you are our slave now

Twisted_Root 2016/08/23(Tue)18:41 No. 744114 ID: f50d96
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Banging the shovel against a rock the gnoll would sit down for a moment as she took the news in...

Meanwhile in the abyss Spades new master and the new deomonlord of the burning abyss dances on his throne. The little imp had snatched his former lords scepter of power as he lay dying forcing the other demon's to bow to the new lord of Death, Chaos, and award social situations.

Congratulations dark lord.
How did you do that? Did you overpowered your predecessor? Did you outmaneuver them? Certainly you must be more than just an opportunist.

>>744114
gnoll your new master is a imp so is there any way you could go find him and use us too Beat him into a bloody pulp it's a IMP having that as a master is embarrassing.

Something tells me he won't last five minutes.

Either way, this is not good for our little gravedigger. How will she defend against this psychotic @#$%er? No seriously, are there wards or contracts or something that can be done when a reigning champion of hell suddenly keelhauls and his stupid comic relief grabs the hilt of the estate for like five minutes?

We could just step on the imp

We could just step on the imp

He has a @#$%ing bomb, what do you THINK will happen? Also, every other demon who will fight for that scepter.

Awww he's cute! Go hug your new dark master imp

>Banging the shovel against a rock
OW!, bitch

>Meanwhile in the abyss Spades new master and the new deomonlord of the burning abyss dances on his throne. The little imp... "IMP"
Son of a bitch, our new master is a fucking imp? The bottom of bottom feeders in the underworld. Damn girl I cans why this news upsets you, this is just embarrassing.

Twisted_Root 2016/08/26(Fri)23:31 No. 744664 ID: f50d96
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Spades covered her face in raw embarrassment she had sold her soul to the last demon lord for a shovel and bragging rights that he was one of the most powerful demon lords in the abyss. Now the thought of this small imp being able to command her was horrifying.

"B-but I don't want to dance!" she would whimper much to the undeads confusion.

well... I mean it's not like he even knows who you are? I mean he's never met you so he probably doesn't even know who's soul he's got. Plus their's not much you can do about it anyways. I say just go back and do what you were originally here for and stop worrying about this. Unless you were doing something your old lord wanted you to do, if that's the case then lets say fuck it and go home. I'm sure the imp will get slaughtered before the week is out and things will be back to normal.

This is not good. You're a prime test subject for Stubby McStabface. He might not get much downtime but if he's as petty as he looks, he might start off his short reign of chaos with his boss' suckers.

Maybe you can do something with the shovel. What powers does it have, anyway?

Come on... It's not every day that this sort of debauchery happen. We may as well enjoy for the short period it will last.
Beside, the way I see this is a great opportunity to gain some favor. As a new ruler the Dark Lord will need help cementing his power and securing his position. At the same time, many pretender will see this as their chance to lead the lord of the abyss to his demise and take his place. Either side would be smart to recruit our help.
Whatever we decide to do, it's important to not assume this master to be incompetent. The only reason we have to do so is the stereotype of imps, but for all we know he could be extremely clever.

>>744678

I agree. This is a chance to gain influence! We could become Dark Lord Imp's most trusted advisor. We'll make him the most powerful and feared demon in the abyss!

>>744664
Don't fret about it. I'm sure some stronger demon will kill the imp and claim your soul before long.

>she had sold her soul to the last demon lord for a shovel and bragging rights
...not that selling your soul for a shovel is worth bragging about. You know Faust sold his for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures, right?

Enough with the self-pity, you're a gnoll with a sentient artifact for god's sake. This is a threat, but also the opportunity of a lifetime. Play your cards right, and who knows how far you'll go.

In the short term, your first priority should be to gather information. This zombie seems to know something about the underworld. Ask him about the scepter, specifically find out how hard it would be to raise a rebel army.