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>>How could you NOT dick helicopter in? Nobody messes with dick helicopter.
>>Actually, dick-helicopter in and then SEDUCE THEM ALL with your INSANE RHYTHM DICK-HELICOPTER.
God, you would. You so would. In fact, there's so much dick helicopter in you that you UNZIP YOUR JEANS before remembering that there are TWO STRANGERS hanging out with your old friends. They might do something DRASTIC like PUNCH YOU. In the dick.
Seeing as you're planning on using that later, you RE-ZIP YOUR TROUSERS and save this SICK MANEUVER FOR LATER.
>>Like these guys are new to dealing with cops. As long as they don't know the specifics, it's all fine. Walk over, say Hi, maybe get a couple new names, but let them know you've got some things that need doing tonight and get your stuff.
You go ahead and walk up to the first bridge support platform. You see JEZEBEL and TONYA, and they see you too. The two STRANGERS are off to the right, and it looks like they're occupied with one another. You're pretty sure Scott is TAKING A WHIZ BEHIND THE BRIDGE INTO THE RIVER.
Tonya has CUT HER HAIR since the last time you saw her. You've known her for about FOUR YEARS, and you're aware that she partakes in DRAG RACING. By day, she works as a PHYSICAL TRAINER downtown. By night, she RIDES THE STREETS AND TAKES NAMES. You figure she'll join a BIKER GANG eventually.
She could also kick your ass. You know this because you used to FAUX-BOX with your pals back in the day. When she sees you, she looks VAGUELY INTERESTED and you can see the START OF A FRIENDLY SMILE.
Jezebel looks the same as ever. She doesn't TALK MUCH, but when she does it's often POIGNANT and INTELLIGENT. You've told her a lot about yourself, including YOUR VISIONS ABOUT TH FUTURE. She thought you were CRAZY and for a while you thought she was RIGHT. She looks like she's better friends with Tonya than she used to be, and when she sees you she looks DISMISSIVE and a little HURT.
Jezebel's dad is a cop. She HATES HIM.
The two STRANGERS look completely engaged with one another. The shorter one looks kind of YOUNG and CUTE. You can't guess the age of the WALKING VOID that has his arm draped around her, seeing as his face is mostly covered by his trademark "I'm being rebellious and trying weed for the first time" look.
Scott is /still/ taking a piss. God, Scott.
Scott was a GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS, but then JEZEBEL told him about your obsession with that RED-HEAD GUY YOU KEPT TELLING HER YOU SAW. You guess she had GOOD INTENTIONS, but you STOOD YOUR GROUND when Scott confronted you about the whole 'future sight' thing. It caused a SCHISM in your relationship. You and Scott don't HATE EACH OTHER, but hanging around them got AWKWARD after that. He got INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED with your PERSISTENCE ON THE ISSUE, as did JEZEBEL. They told you to KNOCK IT OFF AND GET HELP or LEAVE.
So, you left.
It paid off.
You kind of want to say 'told you so'.
Speaking of Scott, he flunked out of college three years ago and passes drugs around to the new undergrad students every year. That's how you MET HIM. He's kind of a low-life.
"Hey," You say, offering a wave.
"If it isn't Cockatiel," Tonya chuckled, taking a long drag from her cig. You don't smell any WEED, which is kind of weird, but you guess it's early in the night. "Long time since you flew by."
Jezebel rolls her eyes, looking away towards where SCOTT IS PISSING. She rethinks this and looks back at you.
"No kidding." You say.
"What's with the getup?" Jezebel asks, her tone aloof. You're dressed in ALL BLACK, much like VOID MCGEE over there.
Scott pokes his head around the corner, and you can hear him zip his pants.
"JIM, MY DUDE." He practically YODELS, "Jim-- Jimmy John, I thought you woulda /died/ by now, man! Where the hell have you been?"
It looks they MISSED YOU, at least a LITTLE.
It's time to tell them where you've been and what you've been up to. What do you say?
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