You are asleep.
Dream of oversized keys.
>>710578 No I'm not.
wake up
>>710583 You awaken, though you're still very tired.
>>710584 roll around to gain energy for the day.
check the cabinet for coffee. that should help you wake up.
>>710584 Contemplate surroundings.
>>710586 If only you could reach it...
>>710587 In this room there is, (1) cabinet, (1) locked door, and (1) box.
Use BOX on LOCK.
PUSH BOX TO CABINET STAND ON BOX, OPEN CABINET
>>710591 In order to use something on something else it first has to be in your inventory, and this box is too heavy to just carry around. >>710592 Good plan.
Alright, in this cabinet there is, (1) key, and (1) bottle of brown liquid.
Sniff liquid. Is it coffee?
Better drink that thing. That's what it's there for.
>>710597 Drink delicious coffee, ignore the obvious key-shaped trap.
>>710597 Examine nails holding up key. Are there any hidden mechanisms on them? Do not drink unidentified brown liquid.
Take nails holding up the key.
>>710597 fall victim to your boundless lust. put key on dick and anally imbibe brown liquid for greater effect.
>>710598 Kind of...
>>710599 Alright.
Jesus Christ that's bitter, well at least you're fully awake now. You pocket the rest of brown liquid. >>710637 You pocket (3) nails.
>>710696 With the power of jittery fingers, pick the gigantic lock with the nails.
KEY --> LOCK make it happen!
TAKE KEY USE KEY ON LOCK
>>710706 The door is now open.
Fondly reminisce on your interesting back story.
>>710716 Exit room.
Stroke body parts while you still have some modicum of privacy
>>710716 Push box through door.
>>710716 Remove lock with forehead.
>>710734 ((Click the gif))
>>710739 oh hey that's really neat. Before we go out, try to tear apart one of the cabinet's doors and use it as a makeshift buckler. See if you can use one of those comically oversized chains to fasten it to your non-dominant arm and wear the other one by loosely tying it sideways on your chest so it can become a weapon in a pinch!
>>710751 You take the door but the chains are gone. >>710720 It is too big. >>710718 You exit the room.
There is a skeleton.
AH! Scary skeleton! Knock him over and put out the candles before he gets you!
Greet the nice skeleton.
TACKLE RIP LIMBS OFF LOOK FOR OTHER THREATS Assess all entities
shove skeleton into inventory where it cant stare at you so intensely
>>719074 Do a merry skeleton dance to win its trust/admiration.
>>719074 Greet the skeleton politely.
Ask it if it knows how to doot.