Suggestion 2016/03/02(Wed)18:06 No. 706939 ID: 6431e0
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WELCOME TO DOG SIMULATOR. PLEASE SELECT DOG OR CHECK A DOGS STATS. COMMANDS: /selectdog_1/2/3/4 /stats_1/2/3/4
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Grimm Corgi.

ZWEI.

>>706939
3

stats_1

/stats_1
/stats_2
/stats_3
/stats_4

/selectdog_1 it's so pointy

Doge_2
Stats_1

selectdog_1

/selectdog_1

Suggestion 2016/03/02(Wed)18:11 No. 706948 ID: 6431e0
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>>706941
DOG THREE, STATS SELECTED. BREED: HUSKY GENDER: MALE FAVORITE COLOR: WHITE CHEESE PREFERENCE: HAVARTI SPEED: 6/10 ENDURANCE: 9/10 MODE: SPORTY POLITICAL VIEWS: THIRD PARTY BASE HEALTH: 8 CHANCE OF EATING A CAT: MODERATE

Suggestion 2016/03/02(Wed)18:15 No. 706950 ID: 6431e0
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>>706942
DOG ONE, STATS SELECTED. BREED: SALUKI GENDER: MALE LEFT PAWED FEARS: DYING ALONE, THE OCEAN SPEED: 10/10 BASE SNOOTY LEVEL: 6 MODE: FLIGHTY FAVORITE CONSOLE: PS2 DIGESTIVE FORTITUDE: 5/10 CHANCE OF CROSSING RIVERS: LOW

/selectdog_1

>>706944
>>706946
>>706947
>>706951

DOG 1 SELECTED. LOADING...

Suggestion 2016/03/02(Wed)18:47 No. 706957 ID: 6431e0
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>>706952
OH. WOW. A GOOD DOG. LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE GOOD. By the grace of DOG you are born! Lucky you, inside a safe warm barn. /options /look /go_ /bark /pee /other_

/pee
/other_bite_mother

/look outside

>>706957
/bark
/search{siblings}

/bark

/other_count_nipples

/options

/bark

/lick

Also, I just looked up Saluki. They make me think "slenderdog".

/bark
/go_explore

Suggestion 2016/03/03(Thu)16:43 No. 707103 ID: 6431e0
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>>706962
>>706963
>>706967
>>707029

You release a small BARK. GOOD DOG.

Suggestion 2016/03/03(Thu)16:44 No. 707104 ID: 6431e0
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>>706966

The OPTIONS menu has been opened. Please select an option.

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>>707104
/Volume{max}, queue a /bark to execute after we exit menus.

/RezQuality{High}

/Stats

/Volume_off
/Bark
/Go_explore

>>707106
This, but leave the resolution alone

Vsync on

Oh vsync sounds important we should look around with vsync on.

Wait, can we turn on Vsync through the external video card manager? That usually has better performance.

Keep Rez medium.
Don't yet look with your SPECIAL EYES

Vsync on
/pee

Suggestion 2016/03/08(Tue)16:22 No. 707828 ID: 6431e0
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>>707106
>>707110
>>707111
>>707115
>>707119
>>707258
>>707478

OPTIONS changed.

Suggestion 2016/03/08(Tue)16:23 No. 707829 ID: 6431e0
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You release a MAXIMUM BARK. Dust and debris shake from the roof due to sheer volume. You go deaf.

/Options
/Volume_default

/ears_reset

/nurse

Suggestion 2016/03/08(Tue)16:54 No. 707844 ID: 6431e0
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>>707107
>>706960
>>707029

You exit the BARN to explore. NORTH is a wire FENCE. EAST is a STONE WELL. The BARN is behind you. WEATHER is optimal! Your FUZZY SENSE OF KNOWING tells you that this section generally has good sun. You are still deaf. /go_ /check_ /action_ /bark

/check_well

/go_bottom_of_well

/action_reboot_ears

/check_well
/sniff_well

/Check_well

/search well for Timmy infestations

/dig

/bark

Suggestion 2016/03/12(Sat)17:03 No. 708617 ID: 6431e0
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>>707845
>>707849
>>707850

You approach the STONE WELL. Striking out on your own and being brave has added 2 BOLDNESS points to your stats! You feel yourself grow slightly. >>707847 You are still deaf.

Suggestion 2016/03/12(Sat)17:18 No. 708621 ID: 6431e0
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You heft yourself up and peek in the well.

there is a level of ZERO Timmys. Bone level is FIVE.

Maybe failed dogs? You're the best dog, a GOOD dog. You won't ever end up there.

You will grow strong. You will find a mate. Make puppies. Break the...

curse?

You are confused. Your FUZZY SENSE OF KNOWING is trying to tell you something, but as a little puppy you can not access it at this time.

Bark into the well as loud as you can.

Prepare to evade.

>>708621
Get down, sit next to the well, and /howl to mourn your fallen siblings in what has been the appropriate expression of canid grief since time immemorial.

/Run_infinite

>>708621
Away from well. Go towards FENCE.

Also reset volume level.

/fetch bone

/get_out_of_here

Only you can ensure the dogs win da suberb owl.

/Run_to_fence

Return to bigger dog in barn. They aren't going to become bones in well are they?

Suggestion 2016/03/23(Wed)17:10 No. 711060 ID: 6431e0
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>>708622 >>708720 >>709132 You step down from the WELL and grumble at is dismissively. It doesn't feel safe and you dislike it very much. >>709134 That is your MOTHER, who passed giving birth to you. This is normal. >>708642 you are still deaf.

Suggestion 2016/03/23(Wed)17:10 No. 711061 ID: 6431e0
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>>711060
run run run run run

Suggestion 2016/03/23(Wed)17:12 No. 711062 ID: 6431e0
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>>711061

You make it to the FENCE safely. Safe from what, you are unsure at this time. Your swift actions and decisive nature grant you TWO points into a skill of your choosing: SPEED or THINKING There is a GAP in the fence. Do you /dig_under or /break_through?

2 speed, dig under

2 fast, 0 delirious
/Dig

>>711062
1 in both.

dig_under

>>711062
+speed

/dig_under

+2 thinking
Next time we see something like that I want to be able to comprehend it.

1 each
/kool_aid_through

Suggestion 2016/03/30(Wed)16:45 No. 712549 ID: 6431e0
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TWO points have been added to SPEED! Being in puppy-mode means your DIGGY-HOLE skill is low. All of your skills are low. A clattering 1d10 leaves you LUCKY! and your diggy-hole succeeds!

Suggestion 2016/03/30(Wed)16:47 No. 712552 ID: 6431e0
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You come out the far-side of the fence easily and adorably smudged. There are a few things to look at, how neat! there are some CONCENTRATED BUILDINGS over that way, a FIELD over yonder, and a TREE. You are still hopped up on adrenaline from ESCAPING THE POSSIBLY DANGEROUS PLACE. You still aren't sure what the danger was, but you will live to tell about it!

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>>712552
SQUIRREL

SQUIRREL IN TREE

GET THE SQUIRREL

/Go_Field
The true land of speed

>>712553
SQUIRREL! WHERE WHERE WHERE.
THERE.
BARKBARKBARK at maximum volume.

Pee on tree
Note movement in branches
bark at maximum volume(We're still deaf so it won't hurt us)

>>712552
SQUIRREL

/run
/bark
/whine_plaintively_beneath_tree

/run
/bark
/be_happy_puppy