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Glow Sea
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... Okay first of all, you guys are the biggest waste of money a BBEG can spend on their dungeon as other minions will most likely be out to kill any adventurers that set foot in here. Secondly, and as a means of congratulations on catching me! SURPRISE DANCE PARTY!
"Let's all folk Dance!
Places all.
Bow to your corner,
bow to your own.
Three hands up and round you go,
break it up with a dosey do.
Chicken in the bread pan kickin' out dough.
Skip Along, my darling!
The ladies out, you pretty little things,
promenade around the ring.
Big foot up and little foot down,
make that big foot jar the ground.
Ladies step back and two gents in,
back you go and forward again.
Step right up with an elbow swing.
Skip Along, my darling.
Allemande left with the old left hand,
follow through with a right-left grand.
Meet your partner with a great big smile,
promenade elven style.
*all party members stop dancing*
Promenade across the floor,
sashay right on out the door.
Out the door and into the halls,
and everybody promenade.
Step right up, you're doing fine,
I'll pull your hat you pull mine.
Yank it again like you did before,
break it up with a tug o'war.
Now into the lava and swim about,
dive right in and swim with gout.
Gout gout ugly old gout,
one more splash and come right out.
Shake like a hound dog, shake again,
wallow around in the ol' boar pen.
Wallow some more, y'all know how,
roll around like a dire sow.
Allemande left with your left hand,
follow through with a right-left grand.
Now leave your partner, the dirty ol' thing,
follow through with an elbow swing.
Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
womp your partner with all your might.
Hit him in the chin, hit him in the head,
hit him again, that Gollum ain't dead.
Womp him low and womp him high,
stick your finger in his eye.
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
bang your heads against the ground.
Promenade all around the room,
promenade like a bride and groom.
Open up gate the and step right through,
close the door and go on, shoe!
Crash, crash, break and smash
Flop around like a piece of trash
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear,
just come right out and form a square.
Now right hand over and left hand under,
both join hands and run like thunder.
Through the dungeon and into nothin'
Look at you break now ain't that sumthin'
Don't you stray and don't you roam,
turn around and promenade home.
broken springs and broken gears,
turn your partner and cry your tears.
And now you're home.
Bow to your partner.
Bow to the cop across the hall.
And that is all!"
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