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699607 No. 699607 ID: 4b7a84

FUCK I'M HORNY AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW
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No. 699608 ID: 99a64d

kill yourself
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No. 699610 ID: f2461f

Eat a bagel.
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No. 699611 ID: 7b65b9

Think about really non sexual things, like bales of hay, cereal bowls, and paper clips.
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No. 699612 ID: fa9b55

Fluff up your plumage, then mating call, out the window.
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No. 699613 ID: 2ccbb3

Mutilate yourself at the nearest genetic surgeon
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No. 699615 ID: 72684a

TAKE YOUR MEDS, HELEN

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
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No. 699616 ID: 99a64d

Just channel your repressed sexual feelings into violence like the rest of us!
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No. 699617 ID: 15a025

Stick a dildo up your butt.
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No. 699633 ID: 4b7a84
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699633

>>699608
>>699616
>>699613
NO FUCK YOU

>>699610
YEAH OKAY MY COUNSELOR SAID I SHOULD "EAT IT INSTEAD OF BEAT IT." I FUCKING HATE HIM

>>699611
OKAY OKAY I CAN DO THIS I DON'T HAVE TO FUCK TODAY--

>>699617
NOOOO
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No. 699636 ID: 4b7a84
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699636

>>699612
>"WAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

>>699615
FUCK I'M OUT OF MEDS FUCK WHAT DO I DO

FUCK SHOULD I CALL THE COUNSELOR THIS IS BAD
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No. 699637 ID: f2461f

Watch March of the Penguins, let Morgan Freeman's voice and arctic birds solve your problems.
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No. 699638 ID: 72684a

>>699636
FUCK

OKAY

REMAIN CALM

CALL A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER

HAVE THEM PICK UP YOUR MEDS

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR APARTMENT

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
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No. 699740 ID: 02422f

>SHOULD I CALL THE COUNSELOR THIS IS BAD
Yes, then you'd have access to someone you can fuck! That's perfect.
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No. 699741 ID: 99a64d

>>699638
>REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
oh yeah that was hot, I MEAn UH, really bad!

Wait, why isn't masturbating an option?
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No. 699743 ID: 2ccbb3

Watch funny videos
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No. 699779 ID: 2a90dc

>>699637
>>699638
These.
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No. 699840 ID: a21ad1
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699840

>>699638
I CAN'T GO BACK TO COURT I'M CALLING SOMEONE

>>699740
ACTTUALLY I DON'T LIKE HIM HIS VOICE IS UGLY BUT I'M CALLING HIM RIGHT NOW

"Hello--"

>"HELP ME NOW PLEASE!!"

"Jesus--! Helen is that you? What'd we say about phone volume?"

>"I'M HORNY AGAIN I NEED MY FUCKING MEDS!!!!"

"I'm doing an appointment right now, Helen.... Have you already had your bagel--"

>"Y E S!!!"

"Okay, just uh.... How about you put on one of the safe movies we discussed, I'll get your medecine as soon as this is through."

>"HURRY THE FUCK UP, DUDE!!!!"
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No. 699842 ID: a21ad1
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699842

UGHHHHH THIS WILL TAKE FOREVERRRRRRRRRR

>>699741
MY COUNSELOR SAYS I SHOULDN'T MASTURBATE ANYMORE WHEN I'M HORNY NOT AFTER LAST TIME

>>699743
>>699637
I HEARD SOME PENGUINS LIKE DIE IN THIS SO MAYBE THAT WILL BE FUNNY

IT'S NOT ON THE SAFE LIST BUT WHAT THE FUCK
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No. 699843 ID: a21ad1
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699843

........

"There are few places hard to get to in this world."

HNUGHHHHHH

OH GOD HIS VOICE HNNNGHHHHHHHHHHH DKFHEMSOFNRKALDB

IF HE WAS YELLING I'D FUCKING CREAM MYSELF RIGHT NOW OH GODDDDDD

THIS IS NOT GOOD WHAT DO I DOOOOO
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No. 699844 ID: 2a90dc

STOP MOVIE

FOX NEWS

HORNY OVER
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No. 699850 ID: f2461f

Morgan Freeman was too much to handle it would seem. Prepare another bagel and review the safe movie options.
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No. 699857 ID: 5ea852

Find Barney the Dinosaur show. Guaranteed 100% turn-off.
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No. 699867 ID: 796324

Put on anything with Gilbert Gottfried. He'll surely kill your femboner. Do you have a copy of Aladdin or any of the Problem Child movies?
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No. 699868 ID: 5ea852

>>699867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM-hYwydfcw
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No. 699903 ID: 02422f

>>699843
Turn up the volume so he's effectively yelling.
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No. 699932 ID: 15a025

Crank up the volume to the max and unload a bit.
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No. 700511 ID: 7b65b9

Maybe you should take a shower to calm down?
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No. 701933 ID: cb945c
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701933

>>699850
I NEVER REALLY BOUGHT ANY OF THE SAFE ONES THEY'RE ALL QUIET

>>699867
NOOONONONO MR. GILBERT'S ON THE BAD LIST

>>699903
>>699932
OH GOD NO I'D BREAK

>>699844
I'LL TRY ANYTHING AT THIS POINT FUCK

.....

"Politics politics, politics."

"Politics?"

"Hmmm, money. Politics."

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING

PERFECT
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No. 701935 ID: cb945c
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701935

"WHAT DO YOU THINK, BILL???!!"

"P O L I T I C S S S S S S S ! ! ! !"

WAUGHHHHHHHHHHH
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No. 701941 ID: cb945c
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701941

"Is she still out there?"

"Yeah man, she's still going at it."

"What the fuuuuuck, it's been like thirty minutes! Should we like...tell somebody?"

"Wait a bit yo, I'm gonna take a video first."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK IT HAPPENED AGAIN

WHAT DO I DO
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No. 701945 ID: 99a64d

How did you get out into the hallway? Cover your shame, run back into your room, and yell something at that guy about suing him if that recording shows up anywhere.

Sidenote; what the fuck is wrong with that guy? Taking a vertical video, it's just shameful.
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No. 701946 ID: 5ea852

Well, now you're certifiably out of your mind and can't be held responsible for your actions legally.

Use the closest dick-muffin.
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No. 701948 ID: 15a025

Uh...what just happened?
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No. 701952 ID: 02422f

>>701941
Beg them to fuck you.
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No. 701963 ID: 1cebc8

Grab the phone and scream until he leaves.
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No. 701974 ID: fa9b55

>>701941
Backhand dipshit
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No. 701976 ID: 6cb462

get back in your apartment, and get some clothes on. Hopefully, you didn't throw all your clothes out your apartment window or something.
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No. 702171 ID: cb945c
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702171

>>701948
I DON'T KNOWWWWW

>>701946
>>701952
>"FUCK ME HARD PLEASE!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"

"W-what?!"

"Duuuuude you're so in there!"

"T-that's a bit forward, isn't it? I'm only like 17--"

>>701945
>"TOUCH ME AND I'LL FUCKING SUE YOU!!!! NO VIDEOS!!!!!!!"

"Wait what? Chill, I was gonna delete it! Eventually...."

>>701963
>"WAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"Jesus--! She's gonna get the whole floor out here dude!"

"C-calm down lady, I'll delete the thing already! Damn!"
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No. 702174 ID: cb945c
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702174

>>701974
"WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Ow!!"
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No. 702176 ID: cb945c
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702176

"Geeze! I'm sorry okay, just stop screaming!"

OH GOD

WHAT HAVE I DONE I'M IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

>>701976
MY PLACE IS IN THE SIXTH FLOOR WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I'M GONNA LOSE SO MANY PRIVILEGES FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
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No. 702177 ID: 99a64d

>>702176
Well if you're down here naked, then you've either been seen by a bunch of people already or sneaking back up to your room shouldn't be that hard. Maybe you can think about this event the next time you're trying to decide whether or not to buy more meds.
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No. 702187 ID: 5ea852

>>702176
The heck is sticking out of you?
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No. 702191 ID: f6442a

"Give me your clothes. Now."
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No. 702248 ID: 02422f

You already beat them up, now steal their apartment so you're out of the hall. One problem down.
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No. 702295 ID: fa9b55

>>702176
stairs. apologies later, home now.
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No. 702330 ID: 364ed6

>>702176
is too late for saving face now.

Let it go.

Start the murderfucking spree. Become the bringer of death and go out like a true firework.
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