mouse 2016/01/30(Sat)13:24 No. 698301 ID: e8e4c4
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Congratulations, you now have a black and white cocker spaniel.
What will you do?

Give it a name.

put shoe on head

eat it

Butcher it for your next meal.

Pet doge.

mouse 2016/01/30(Sat)13:35 No. 698318 ID: e8e4c4
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She seems pretty impartial to the shoe.
You decide to name her Shoe.
You can't eat your BRAND NEW doge!

mouse 2016/01/30(Sat)13:37 No. 698321 ID: e8e4c4
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You pet the dog for a job well done.

>You can't eat your BRAND NEW doge!
So... we can eat it later, when the newness has worn off?

Play with it, for now.

throw ball

Pick up doge and carry her outside.

It's been like three whole images of the dog, surely it's not BRAND NEW anymore. Time to ea tit.

Ride on her back.

Bring your doge to doge school. Lets teach it obedience.

Feed doge.

Let doge give you kisses

roll on floor and play with doge

mouse 2016/01/31(Sun)10:14 No. 698519 ID: e8e4c4
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You do all of that.
Since you've bonded, you can no longer think of eating the doge!

Shoe has learned the commands:
>Stay
>Sit
>Roll over
>NOT ON THE FUCKIN CARPET

We must take Shoe to go meet other dogs

Teach her the following commands first:

Sic 'em.
- Shoe attacks enemy with a 2D4 Bite attack.
- Training Regimen: baste some dried chicken soup residue on a training dummy made of meat substitute. Immediately shout and point at the dummy while Shoe is distracted. When Shoe deals damage, give her a few pettings.

@#$% Them Up
- She mauls enemy, using her paws and body weight to deal a flurry of light attacks for 6D4 damage (any dice with roll 1 is ignored, any dice with roll 2 against armored target is ignored).
- Training Regimen: place a bubble wrap robot next to Shoe and have it lightly attack her for 0 damage. The more Shoe punches the robot, the more you encourage her.

Dance
- Shoe stands on her hind legs and starts moving as best she can.
- Training Regimen: pick up Shoe by her forelegs and move her around. Have her consume dog treats while she moves.

Take the dog out for a romantic dinner.

>>698519
Roll over!

go on adventure with doge to defeat the quest author, and free yourselves from fate!

Sacrifice doge to Satan.

>Since you've bonded, you can no longer think of eating the doge!
Nope, totally still thinking it.