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695828 No. 695828 ID: 0c5cc7

"The best of the best of the best, sir!"
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No. 695829 ID: 0c5cc7

Welcome, to the sector six entrance exam, please fill out your personal information (character bio).
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No. 695830 ID: 0c5cc7
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695830

"Please fill out the form please"
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No. 695831 ID: 0eaeaf

>>695830
Eh, WTH
Name: Charlie Stone
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Age: 25
Hair Color: Red
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No. 695833 ID: bb0cf4

Name: Dingus Plingus
M
Age: 74
Hair color: Gray
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No. 695839 ID: 2ccbb3

Name: Droopy Bridge
Robot
Age: 2
Chrome Dome Finish: Pop Tart
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No. 695841 ID: 3d2d5f

Saria
F
26
Light Grey
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No. 695887 ID: 0c5cc7
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695887

>>695841
Ok Saria, you have a lot of good competition, so you are going to have to try your hardest to get this job... whatever it is.
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No. 695891 ID: 3d2d5f

Neuralize everyone.
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No. 695893 ID: 0c5cc7
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695893

OK ladies and gentlemen,my name is P. You are here because you are the best and this is a job to be a field agent, right here in sector 7. Your first exam will be to take your one shot carefully! Now who are you gonna shoot?
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No. 695896 ID: 3d2d5f

P. He's clearly the alien in this scenario, he's the one 3d person among the 2d.
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No. 695912 ID: 0c5cc7
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695912

>>695896
Wow, OK... Are you sure this is right??
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No. 695943 ID: 007e78

>>695912
Well I don't want to shoot a quantum physicist or sesame street characters... and the person yelling to shoot someone is usually the baddie, right?
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No. 695956 ID: 2ccbb3

Just put the gun down and start lecturing about the tactics of alien psychology. Lecture like never before.
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No. 696028 ID: 6e20b5

shit your pants.
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No. 696419 ID: 732687
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696419

>>695896
>>695943
HOLY SHIT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? There is an alarm going off, you shot the only authority figure in a government facility and you're surrounded by (mostly military trained) candidates with guns!

What are you gonna do?!
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No. 696420 ID: 3d2d5f

Get the recruits on your side? Start yelling like you're an authority figure.

...gonna have to neuralize everyone involved, I think.
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No. 696431 ID: 732687
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696431

>>696420
"Ok.. Ummm... so that quy wasn't P! I am. Yeah! And... he was an... Alien! Yeah... that's why I shot him!. So if you look in his jacket, you'll find some sunglasses and a silver tube device, pass them to me.
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No. 696452 ID: 732687
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696452

"Gentlemen, if you will look here please, the final test... is an eye test"

*Flash*

Now what should I tell them?
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No. 696519 ID: edf87a

Test interrupted, the facility is under attack. Form up with you and weapons ready. We've got to fight our way to an exit.
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