Rub spices on your face while licking your hands and rolling on the floor.

Ignore sounds.

CAVE ADVENTURE Suggestion 2016/01/13(Wed)12:47 No. 693512 ID: fd329f
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>>693509

seems like most of these stories are written in third person ;D

He (the main character)'number 1' is still at the cave entrance.

you see:

- 1 stick
- some rocks
- cave entrance
- deeper parts of the cave

you hear cave noises from the darker parts of the dungeon.

CAVE ADVENTURE Suggestion 2016/01/13(Wed)13:01 No. 693514 ID: fd329f
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>>693511

Number 1 decides to rub some of the spices all over his face. He made sure to keep at least half of it for a rainy day. A rainy cave day.

Having spices all up in his face made Number 1 sneeze whilst rolling on the floor.

The spices tasted pretty delicious! (not very filling)

mood: displeased at all the sneezing / runny nose & itchy eyes.

the cave echoes with sneezing sounds. The echoes bounce at least 5 times into the depths of the cave.

>>693514
put some of the spices in ur butthole

Questions:

1) Do you know this cave?
2) Can you see in the dark?
3) Do you know what's outside?

Grab stick, poke other thing with stick.

CAVE ADVENTURE CAVE ADVENTURE 2016/01/13(Wed)14:56 No. 693548 ID: b44b0d
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>>693521

'Number 1' puts about half of whats left of the box of spices up his butt. It burns. 'Number 1' has had a few weird fetishes in his past, but this one seemed like a really bad idea from the get go. However one shouldn't look away from the fact that it is possible to derive pleasure from said pain, especially in the nether region / groin. Number 1 was in this case not too experienced at this, so most of this experience was pain.

This didn't stop 'Number 1' from taking something away from this spice adventure. As he searched deep within his mind, amongst all the painful voices telling him how stupid he was, he found a smidgen of pleasure. Number 1 will remember this.

experience: +1 pain endurance, +1 lust, +1 gotta poop soon

mood: mild panic at the waves of pain, and never having done this before.

CAVE ADVENTURE CAVE ADVENTURE 2016/01/13(Wed)15:48 No. 693561 ID: b44b0d
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>>693524

Number 1 thought this would be a good time to gather his thoughts...

what did he really know?

focusing hard by pressing his fingers against his temples, 'Number 1' managed to manifest a creature from his mind, a small ghost.

ghost: "Who are you?... I mean, hi! my name is ghost! I am your imaginary companion. I'm here to be your mental sparring partner!"

1: "..."

ghost: "that's right! you don't have to say stuff to me!... becuz i'm actually u!... additionally, others can't hear me speak!"

1: "..."

ghost: "hmm, I can't say I've ever been to this cave b4, but it sure is dark here! I can see just fine, but that's not much of a help! ;D *winkyface* "

1: "..."

ghost: "outside is the outside! i'd draw you a map, but essentially, there's a path we went along, had some shrubbery alongside it. mainly barren mountainous terrain, not far away from the path is a village, you went by it not having much in the way of coin. Then there's more path, some forks along the way back to your home village!"

>>693561
put the last quarter of the spice into the ghosts butt

CAVE ADVENTURE CAVE ADVENTURE 2016/01/15(Fri)07:44 No. 694056 ID: b44b0d
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>>693629

>>693629

As 'Number 1' puts half of the remaining spices up his butt, a creature starts to emerge from the cave depths.

He can't really make out it's shape, but its pretty spooky.

the monster is probably going to slay 'Number 1' without much of a problem, Seeing as 'Number 1' being unarmed, untrained, is pretty weaksauce, no armor. can't see in the dark... etc.

Throw spices up it's butt and or run.

CAVE ADVENTURE CAVE ADVENTURE 2016/01/15(Fri)13:38 No. 694146 ID: b44b0d
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>>694063

as the last quarter of spices were wasted, the monster quickly made it's way up to 'Number 1' and finished him off.

The End.

>>694146
At least he died happy.

And the monster's meal is pre-stuffed and pre-seasoned! Win-win!

encore!

Okay, bring out the next clone.

buttquest 2: the re-seasoning?

CAVE ADVENTURE CAVE ADVENTURE 2016/01/16(Sat)13:35 No. 694398 ID: fa0ca5
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>>694210
>>694336
>>694194

*beep boop beep* (futuristic science lab noises)

labcoat guy: "magnificent!... (i think)...Why...it's working!?"

The resting kobold shows signs of life!...

Wake up and smell the sweet-and-sour farts of respawning!

>>694398
Five more minutes.

put the computer mouse in the cobolds butt

Smile like an idiot and ask for some spices.

no it isn't

Start rolling around.

CAVE ADVENTURE CAVE ADVENTURE 2016/01/17(Sun)12:22 No. 694788 ID: b44b0d
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*swoosh* (the lid on the kobold holding science-container swings open)

The kobold gets up with a splitting head ache!

Kobold: "gah... immensely painful!... truly uncomfortable!..."

science lab guy: "... do.. do you?... do you YOU?"

Kobold: "I..."

Ask if they have any spices.

CAVE ADVENTURE 2016/01/17(Sun)13:16 No. 694806 ID: b44b0d
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>>694788

Number 2: "I...I'm [b]ME[/m]!"

labscientist man: "woah!... it happened!"

A motley of idiot scientists, aren't you.

Alright, get this show on the road.

CAVE DARECU DY CAVE UDARCEOHU 2016/01/18(Mon)14:38 No. 695132 ID: b44b0d
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Scientist guy: "take this!"

Number 2 is quickly knocked out, and all he can see are stars. (He didn't actually see stars, but that's ok)

CAVE ADVENTURE CAVE UDARCEOHU 2016/01/18(Mon)15:01 No. 695136 ID: b44b0d
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>>694440
>>695132

Number 2 wakes up in a dark and spooky cave.

The soft ground turns out to be a corpse.

In addition, The scientist put his computer mouse up Number 2's butt.

He has no spices, in fact, no items on him at all! Barring the glorious (sometimes golden) number 2 on his forehead.

>>695136
Grab branch-like horn in front of you. Get moving.

>>695136
Lick spices out of your corpse.

Leave the mouse in your butt.

cave asdvzeasr cave adventrusd 2016/01/21(Thu)12:55 No. 696204 ID: 640f86
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>>695140

>>696204
- Put stick in butt as well
- move towards cave exit