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691255 No. 691255 ID: a42540

Bender Bending Rodriguez, a central character to Matt Groening and David X. Conhen's hit animated comedy series Futurama, is currently trapped in a dark broom closet.

What will he do?
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No. 691256 ID: 8679fe

make out with that broom
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No. 691257 ID: bacacc

turn on the lightswitch, you fucking buffoon
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No. 691259 ID: a42540
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691259

>>691256

Bender gives the broom a chaste kiss. Bender is nothing if not a gentleman.
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No. 691260 ID: a42540
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691260

>>691257

The light switch doesn't seem to be working.
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No. 691261 ID: 8679fe

ok so clearly the next escape-the-room thing we have to do is check those drawers and that box. if there isn't a crowbar in one of them we're fucked
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No. 691262 ID: bb78f2

This closet isn't your bedroom right?
Actually seems a bit roomier than yours, even has a cabinet.
What is that mysterious THING on the door, that circle? Why isn't the door shooting up or sliding aside when you approach it?
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No. 691263 ID: a42540

activate your eyeball lights
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No. 691268 ID: a42540
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691268

>>691263

Bender activates his eye lights. They shine into the darkness, a beacon of hope in this cold, unfeeling world.
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No. 691269 ID: a42540
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691269

>>691261

Bender examines the wall cabinet first. It is stocked with his favorite things, such as his cigar box, a copy of SEXY ROBOBABES MONTHLY, and, of course, his iconic sudoku puzzle book.
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No. 691270 ID: a42540
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691270

The box on the floor is occupied by beer bottles. Half of them are empty already.

Bender will have to use his wits to get out of THIS wacky situation!
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No. 691271 ID: 8679fe

WITTILY use the broom to BEAT THE SHIT out of the vent cover/whatever that is on the ceiling. then u can crawl out through the vents. you could also similarly break down the door but that's less creative and adventurous
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No. 691272 ID: d0868f

Bender! How have this many updates passed without you bending anything?!

Get to it. You're shaming your robot ancestors.
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No. 691277 ID: a42540
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691277

>>691272

Of course, bending things! The most obvious course of action. Ha ha, he should have done that hours ago!

Bender...
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No. 691278 ID: a42540
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691278

...Bender doesn't know why he didn't think of it sooner.
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No. 691280 ID: a42540
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691280

He reaches out to bend the door. The metal crunches in his hands helplessly, leaving a gap large enough to slide through.
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No. 691281 ID: a42540
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691281

Bender squeezes through the door and makes his way into the hall. The ship's emergency lights are on, so he turns his eyes off for now.

He says Bender is great or some other pointless shit.
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No. 691282 ID: 433720

>>691280
Bend the broom for good measure.
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No. 691283 ID: 78a868

Bend.... yourself.
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No. 691284 ID: a42540
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691284

>>691283

Bender isn't in THAT kind of quest, little man.
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No. 691285 ID: bb78f2

Tell that closet to kiss your shiny metal ass and go investigate the cockpit for Fry and Leela.
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No. 691287 ID: d0868f

>>691281
Lookout the window. See anything dire? Like other ships out to kill you, or a looming crash?
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No. 691291 ID: a42540
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691291

>>691287

Bender looks out for the window. Nothing waits for him there -- just the vast and empty expanse of space, and his roguishly handsome reflection in the glass.
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No. 691292 ID: 40dbd3

Bend that door......s hinges to open it then go find Fry.


Or preferably beer.
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No. 691293 ID: a42540
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691293

>>691285

That's right! How could we forget fan favorites Fry and Leela? He goes bounding off own the hallway, whistling a jaunty tune.
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No. 691294 ID: a42540
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691294

The cockpit door is up ahead.
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No. 691295 ID: d0868f

>>691294
Hey! Is that blood? What have you told those inconsiderate humans about leaving their fluids everywhere! Someone could trip!
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No. 691296 ID: 99a64d

FOOL! YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THE BOOZE!
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No. 691297 ID: a42540
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691297

>>691295
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No. 691298 ID: a42540
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691298

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No. 691300 ID: 99a64d

Aw sweet, a free knife! Now about that booze...
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No. 691301 ID: dbb0f9

Quick steal his wallet.
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No. 691302 ID: 78a868

bring him back to life with true love's kiss
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No. 691303 ID: 2ccbb3

Oh no, that 50% off coupon for negative fifty cents that you and the rest of the crew were never going to use has been TORN IN HALF!

Who's the dead guy?
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No. 691304 ID: d0868f

>Aw sweet, a free knife!
Yes, clearly this is our priority.
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No. 691305 ID: 0fc976

But wait, who's that, conveniently just out of frame?!
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No. 691306 ID: 5e3e97

stab him more times. make sure he is dead
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No. 691307 ID: a42540
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691307

oh god

oh god oh god oh god
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No. 691308 ID: a42540
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691308

no. no no no. it cant be
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No. 691309 ID: a42540
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691309

>>691303

fry

they killed him

hes dead. fry is dead
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No. 691310 ID: a42540
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691310

you never even got to tell him how much you-- you--
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No. 691311 ID: a42540
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691311

>>691302

oh philip j fry you beautiful dead bastard
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No. 691312 ID: a42540

look for fry's wallet. he would've wanted you to have it
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No. 691313 ID: 5e3e97

bender... we have to go back...

back to the future
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No. 691314 ID: 3663d3

use time travel code.
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No. 691315 ID: 78a868

bend the corpse
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No. 691316 ID: bb78f2

Fry will be back by next week Bender.
Just get him to a hospital, he's survived both a pipe and a giant bee stinger going through him, he's fine. Let's find Leela so we can get him to the nearest space hospital.

Oh no, wait, you're rehearsing for a All my Circuits audition again, aren't you? I thought Calculon would have a restraining order on you by now, but he forgets you exist so often. Well, keep at it. Your performance was SUB-corny, needs more accentuation on the "bastard".
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No. 691317 ID: 193e4a

BEND THE CORPSE
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No. 691318 ID: 47160d

BEND TIME we will make sure this never happens!
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No. 691319 ID: 5e3e97

gun
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No. 691320 ID: 78a868

>>691317
B E N D I T
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No. 691323 ID: a42540
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691323

>>691312
>>691301

Bender's mind is wracked with an unknowable grief. He slips his hand into Fry's jacket, desperate, searching for something, anything to remember him by --

His fingers close around leather, still warm with the ghost of fading body heat, and he draws out a wallet --
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No. 691324 ID: a42540
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691324

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No. 691325 ID: a42540
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691325

It's too much.
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No. 691326 ID: a42540
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691326

>>691315
>>691317
>>691320

Ah.

Of course.

They had discussed this before. Long, quiet nights, after everyone else in the crew had gone to sleep. What would happen when Bender outlived him. How Fry wanted to go out.

He just never imagined it so soon. And not like this.

Never like this.

Bender lifts Fry's corpse and prepares to bend.

There is a noise at the door.
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No. 691327 ID: c98332

Bender you must to wear frys red coat shirt thing as a reminder to remember him
Remember hiiiim
Remember hiiiim
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No. 691328 ID: 5e3e97

QUICKTHROWTHECORPSEATTHEDOORSOTHEYCANTGETIN
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No. 691329 ID: bb78f2

Leela!
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No. 691330 ID: 7ae8e1

Well, better destroy all humans then.
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No. 691331 ID: 833f38

>>691326
Why are we being so melodramatic, it's not like he hasn't died before, we just need to get him to the professor.
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No. 691333 ID: 0fc976

Use your X-ray vision to look through the door.
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No. 691334 ID: d0868f

>>691326
The murderer! Clearly the only other person on the ship! Get em!
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No. 691337 ID: a42540
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691337

>>691328
>>691334

Bender panics and hefts the corpse over his head in preparation for an attack!
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No. 691338 ID: a42540
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691338

>>691329

Planet Express captain and beloved franchise icon Turanga Leela enters the room.
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No. 691339 ID: a42540
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691339

Turanga Leela says Bender.
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No. 691340 ID: a42540
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691340

Turanga Leela says What the fuck Bender
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No. 691342 ID: 5e3e97

QUICKTHROWITATHERYOUGOTTADOIT
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No. 691344 ID: 5d1600

break down into acidtears
"They killed him, Leela! Someone drove a knife into his inferior meatbag back!"
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No. 691345 ID: d0868f

>>691340
Accuse her of murdering your sweet beautiful Fry. She's the only other one on board, it had to have been her!
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No. 691351 ID: 193e4a

BEND
CORPSE
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No. 691352 ID: bb78f2

What's going on Leela! Where were you, I WAS TRAPPED IN A CLOSET!
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No. 691353 ID: 433720

>>691340
Bend Leela!
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No. 691381 ID: a42540
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691381

>>691345

Bender accuses Leela of the murder!
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No. 691382 ID: a42540
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691382

Leela says that's ridiculous. What reason could she possibly have to kill Fry? She's just as upset as Bender is!
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No. 691383 ID: a42540
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691383

Bender apologies. Bender says he knows that on some level. Bender says he's really stressed out and has a lot to deal with.

Leela says she knows. Leela says it's okay.

Bender says I'm sorry. Bender says I can't... remember anything clearly. If -- if only I could think straight for a second.

Leela puts a sympathetic hand on his shoulder.
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No. 691384 ID: 5e3e97

cry. cry robot tears.
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No. 691386 ID: 0fc976

You need a drink.
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No. 691387 ID: 2ccbb3

Unscrew Leela's eyebulb.
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No. 691388 ID: d0868f

Emergency systems reboot!
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No. 691389 ID: 74ea1e

This is not the time for crying, this is the time for vengeance! Fry's murderer is escaping retribution as we speak!
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No. 691393 ID: 8679fe

B E N D L E E L A
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No. 691408 ID: 5b9d7f

you need beer

>>691318
YES realize your greatest potential by BENDING SPACE AND TIME!!!!

or if that doesn't work then we must find the killer, and there is only one being cold, unfeeling and jealous enough to do this
Zoidburg
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No. 691416 ID: bb78f2

Ask Leela if we can take Fry to the hospital.
You didn't even check his pulse.
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No. 691574 ID: 433720

>>691393
Bend the Liar! (It's Leela)
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