Engage in ritualized futa combat.

"You still look plenty horny and you're dressed even worse than I am. What're you looking so smug for?"

Penis: "And why are we not fucking?"

Sporty more like dorky amirite.

remember when you were that skinny?

Be professional. Your rivalry can wait until after the interview. Then you can remove her from the roster...permanently. By making her submit to your newly enhanced, talking dong.

She is erect and obviously ready for a futa sword fight, and everyone knows talking swords are the best.

Is that a boner or is she wrapped around to the side like a belt?

Anyway, I don't see how you're rivals. What competitive activity do you both take part in? You haven't seemed very sporty, and she doesn't seem very horny. Horniness is a cooperative activity, anyway.

>>689420
it's wrapped around to the side like a belt

"What are you doing here, foul balls?"

"Oh, its just you. I thought it was Fatty Futa" *goes back to reading magazine.

>>689429
The problem is that relatively speaking we are Fatty Futa.

Get really defensive about your recent weight gain.

Penis: Tell her that she's fucked up now and she's going to end up slowly warping in appearance the longer she stays around us.

Compliment her, ask her if she's done something with her hair. It'll throw her completely off balance.

>>689447
Offer to suck her dick. That will REALLY throw her off balance.

as will the ensuing Suplex.

Tell her you'd love to settle this, but after your interview.

Sporty because you're sporting an erection 24/7?

>>689470
Hornyness Penalty: Priapsim! ...You should probably get to a hospital.

Apples 2015/12/18(Fri)17:02 No. 689510 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689420
Ugh, tell me about it. She's not even your real rival! She's just some jerk with roughly equivalent abilities who follows you around and tries to do better than you at everything.

Apples 2015/12/18(Fri)17:03 No. 689511 ID: 3e2cae
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Your real rival is your cousin, Fartface Turdburglar.

Apples 2015/12/18(Fri)17:05 No. 689512 ID: 3e2cae
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And you defeated him in an epic battle back when you were 13. Mission accomplished. You should be done with this "rival" bullshit.

Are you sure Sporty Futa isn't Turdburglar? I mean, look at how much you've changed since you were 13. You look like just a regular old 13 year old girl in that picture. Turdburglar could have just gotten a little more feminine over time and got rounder cheeks and a better tan, it happens.

Unless Turdburglar was your first time when you were 16 or so and something and you KNOW he doesn't back both sets.

I hope animal cruelty isn't on your police record...

Have you ever tried to find out why she wants to prove herself by being better than you? You know, love and hate are two faces of the same coin. *wink* *wink* *nudge* * nudge*

>>689512
What was your favored murder-animal anyways.

>what do
Ask her what she wants. We're both after the same office job? I mean, you both have to make rent, but so does everybody. This seems a little silly to make a big deal out of. Office jobs are kind of a lame thing to invoke rivalries over.

Ignore her. Let your dick do the talking while you continue reading your magazine.

>>689515
Seconding for Sporty Futa being Turburglar back for revenge.

>>689523
Voting against.

>>689524
voting against :U

Fartface Turdburglar wish he had a dick that big. It can't possibly be him.

Fartface Turdburglar found god and became a third world missionary. Couldn't possibly be him.

>>689529
It's actually bigger.

Offer blowjob in bathroom, duplex (suplex x2) her, have your penis call her fat, THEN TAKE HER SHOES FOR THE INTERVIEW!

>>689547
We definitely need to steal those shoes!

Sub mission unlocked: steal Sporty's shoes.

>>689512
Oh, I know how to fix this. Call her your "kissmesis" and she'll leave, because that's FANTROLL speak and she won't want anything to do with that.

>>689581
Unless she's into it, in which case you're just feeding her delusion.

>>689586
Unless they aren't delusions, and you're passionately in hate/love with her/him.

>>689610
"Hate-love" is a confusing term. Kismesissitude is when you don't fully hate them--you respect or like enough of them to not want to actually beat them up or anything, but can't put your finger on what about them you like. To quote from Karkat directly:
>MEANING, THERE ARE SOME THINGS ABOUT HER YOU ACTUALLY LIKE, BUT THE NEGATIVE FEELINGS MAKE IT HARD FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR FINGER ON THEM, OR EVEN WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM.

make her your kissmeme

Kiss her.

Tell her "we can fuck later honey, I have a job to get" because obviously she's in denial about the real reason she's after us...Da booty.

Secretly have sexually charged thoughts about Sporty Futa.
Make a snide comment.

Steal her Shoes if the chance presents itself.

Apples 2015/12/20(Sun)12:46 No. 689685 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689581
>>689639
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

Apples 2015/12/20(Sun)12:48 No. 689686 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689447

Apples 2015/12/20(Sun)12:55 No. 689690 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689449
>>689547

Maybe that's why she doesn't like us. We always come onto her and she doesn't like it?

Also, can she hear us or something? Can we like, tell her to back off?

>>689690
Ask her how she IS into futas then.

Because you can totally be like that.

BOW-CHIKKA-BOW-WOW!

Continue until she's forced to run away to get away from your advances.

Pseudo-rival: successfully repelled with creepiness.

>>689688
You gotta make it a competition.

Suck Each other off. first one to cum gives up the interview.

Be sure not to take this too far as sexual harassment isn't something you want to be known for.

>>689691
She's into it.
Offer to "let her watch, if Sporty Futa says it's okay."

Wait, why's she here in the first place?

She might be trying to get the job we're getting. Seduce harder!

>>689691
"Oh, you like that, babe? I'll let you watch as soon as Sporty lets us know how she is into futas."

"what, not enough of a rival to Have a friendly blowjob?~"

"Oh, come on. You don't need to hide it. You don't think I know why you insist on trying to get close to me pretending to be my rival? I'm not going to judge you for it. She's not going to judge you. Just relax and confess how you really feel."

Also, remember to close/lock the door. Plus nibble her neck or ear or something.

>>689694

>>689694
Yes.

>>689691
Wanna doubleteam the interview lady then?

"If you're not into futas, what qualifies you to work in Big Business? How many people have you even had sex with so far this morning?"

Keep hands behind your back, wiggle hips just enough to show off autonomous boner's flexibility at an angle where the secretary can see.

ask seductively why she can't be as honest as her erected cock is.

>>689735
She's not the Interviewer, she's just the secretary.

Give her boner a honk :3

Guys unless her dick is the kind of dick that looks soft when flaccid I don't think she has a boner. So, I suggest punching her out instead cause why not?

Use your stat vision perk to see what her L stat is, and go off of that.

>>689820
(Well if you don't maximize the image, it looks hard...so...My mistake. I still vote for dick honking though)

>>689735
Ain't gay if it's a three-way.

>>689735
Yes.

>>689735
Whoever makes the Receptionist Cum Harder wins.

>>689869
But we all win in the end~

Challenge her. First one to succumb to pleasure loses.

Penis: "Yes, good. Do the challenge Sporty. While you all distracted I'ma nut in yo butt all sneaky like."

>>689869
this

I'm new here but merry Christmas anyway. especially Dog mom

>>690291
Merry Christmas to you, too!
Horny Futa Adventures will return in January with a big update :)

Make a mental note to check up on Ms Boobhound for a special holiday visit later, thank her for the ride, maybe schedule some gym time with her, help her work those gunz.

Apples 2016/01/01(Fri)22:34 No. 691189 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689699

Apples 2016/01/01(Fri)22:35 No. 691191 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689701
"Oh, come on. You don't need to hide it. You don't think I know why you insist on trying to get close to me pretending to be my rival? I'm not going to judge you for it. She's not going to judge you. Just relax and confess how you really feel."

Apples 2016/01/01(Fri)22:35 No. 691192 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689815
>>689772
"Why can't you be as honest as your cock?"

Apples 2016/01/01(Fri)22:35 No. 691193 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689900

Apples 2016/01/01(Fri)22:35 No. 691194 ID: 3e2cae
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Sporty: "What sort of a contest?"

Apples 2016/01/01(Fri)22:36 No. 691195 ID: 3e2cae
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>>689735
>>689869
"We doubleteam the receptionist. Whoever makes her come harder wins."

Apples 2016/01/01(Fri)22:37 No. 691196 ID: 3e2cae
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Sporty: "Hmmmm...."

Apples 2016/01/01(Fri)22:39 No. 691197 ID: 3e2cae
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Sporty: "Okay, I'm down for that! After all, 'it ain't gay if it's a three way!'

But is the receptionist into it?"

>>691198
Hot damn! I'd say so!

Dibs on that sweet bush!

>>691198
When you get going try to make sporty cum fast by whispering sexy words like baseball, soccer, curling, water polo.

Just use spoet inuendos when mentioning her bits. That's sure to get her in a lather. "lacrosse/hockey stick" "pool cue" "javelin" "bat(four balls till its a strike)" "baton" "(fishing) rod" "golf club(counting strokes)" "high bar". And of course handball.

>>691198
oh hey, single mom! That means we get a milf multiplier! Score!

>>691198
Make sure to put things that cannot be cleaned easily away first. Should take more than a few seconds.

>>691204
>>691207
Yes.

>>691220
Don't want sex juices getting on the interview clothes, better get naked.

Take whatever sex drugs you might have on you, get every advantage you can, don't want to lose. Also, try some crazy sex position you heard about on the Internet.

Plow the bitch! Fuck her in every hole. If Sporty refuses to participate then give her the bluest balls.

Or just be sneaky and fuck her in the ass when she fucks the receptionist lady. That'd also work.

Dont "sneakily fuck her" theres a word for that. :I

So... from the receptionist's clock, this went from 0 to seduction in sixty seconds.

>After all, 'it ain't gay if it's a three way!
She's gonna pass out when the balls touch, isn't she.

>>691222
Whatever you do, don't attempt the chaos dunk.

>>691265
what? w-why would you even mention something like that!? The energy from the antimatter alone could... my god! It's far to dangerous. Let's try to stick to three dimensional maneuvers.

>>691198
QUICK, CALL HER VAG!

Apples 2016/01/02(Sat)21:35 No. 691394 ID: 3e2cae
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>>691220
>>691222
You both hurriedly strip off your clothes, baring your asses to the hallway behind you.

Apples 2016/01/02(Sat)21:36 No. 691395 ID: 3e2cae
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>>691222
After what happened when you OD'd on Elastitol last week, you decide to limit yourself for now to the maximum recommended dosage of Balls Up, which in this case is two pills.

Apples 2016/01/02(Sat)21:36 No. 691397 ID: 3e2cae
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The size of your balls has temporarily increased!

Apples 2016/01/02(Sat)21:37 No. 691398 ID: 3e2cae
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The size of your balls has temporarily increased again! Jizz output has also been boosted.

Apples 2016/01/02(Sat)21:38 No. 691399 ID: 3e2cae
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Sporty: "Performance enhancing drugs, huh? Well cheat all you want, it won't do you any good because-"

Apples 2016/01/02(Sat)21:38 No. 691400 ID: 3e2cae
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>>691385
"I CALL VAGINA!"

Apples 2016/01/02(Sat)21:39 No. 691401 ID: 3e2cae
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Sporty: *grumble grumble*

...Glance at the back of the bottle, Maybe we should prepare for any weird sound effects...

>Cheating
Hey, if there were rules against sex drugs, you'd both be disqualified for even being born in the first place, I bet.

Get to wooing that fine office lady, already.

Just to be clear, this'll be the second MILF we've gotten sexual with today. Not too bad, I'd say.

Brag about your increased penis size. Make a joke about sporty playing with balls.

Also ask the secretaries name. It's only polite.

>>691459
Do it sensually.

Be sure to make the balls touch.

Make fun of sporty's phimosis to throw off her game.

>>691536
Shit, you just made me realize I forgot to draw Horny's circumcision scar in the last update.

>>691399
We never made that a rule. the Only rule was, "Whoever makes her come harder wins."

>>691459
Be Polite. Maker feel like a woman, being fucked by a woman who has a penis, while another woman with a penis is also fucking her, but not as well as the woman who has a penis that is you is fucking her.

>>691482
DEFINITELY, make the balls touch.

You may want to realize there's a pink chick watching. Either tell her she comes in and shuts the door or you gotta gag her before she decides to tell everyone, including....GHH...PRUDES. *Dramatic lighting from the mention of that acursed word*

>>691482
>>691594

Make the balls touch. Also, since you've taken the vagina, make sure you give her some of that clit action.

>>691395
Just take one more pill, what's the worst that could happen~ (Do this BEFORE reading the bottle, because we're SMART)

Dont forget to make lots of sports puns.

We need to inflict lots of sportiness penalties on our counterpart if we are to win against her latent competitiveness.

hold up, you havent stat vision-d either sporty or the receptionist

receptionist is optional tho

>>692480
also a decent idea.

Apples 2016/01/15(Fri)15:51 No. 694178 ID: 3e2cae
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>>692480
You use stat vision on Sporty Futa.

>>694178
The carpet really DOES match the drapes...it even has a little highlight! Try not to giggle at this revelation.

>>694178
woo
an update

>>694178
>What're you staring at, gaylord?
Your dick. Also the side of your ass. And your fancy pubes. And your nipples. But mostly your dick.

Suggestion 2016/01/16(Sat)00:06 No. 694293 ID: cc7ce4
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>>694178
Looks like we might be at a disadvanntage stat-wise, but maybe Horny can use her higher Sudctiveness to her advantage?

>>694293
Sporty's clearly hiding how she really feels.
Horny could take advantage of that in the heat of the moment.

>>694178
Also isn't that kinda comment unsportsmanlike conduct?

>>694371
There's always the chance "stat vision" goes both ways.
If it does, I wonder what Sporty thinks of HF's Elasticity stat.

>>694178
You should find some way to trigger her sportiness penalty. She's not wearing skates or anything, Maybe she's not wearing those knee pads for sporty reasons? Or maybe you could get her really hot and bothered so she'd try thinking about baseball to hold her orgasm off.

I love how she carried the highlight on downward.

Apples 2016/01/17(Sun)19:33 No. 694901 ID: 3e2cae
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>>694218
>>691453

Apples 2016/01/17(Sun)19:33 No. 694903 ID: 3e2cae
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"It looks about the same as the times I've seen it at the gym. Maybe a little bigger? It's hard to tell."

Apples 2016/01/17(Sun)19:33 No. 694904 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh, right. The last time you ran into Sporty was before the big horniness penalty that shrank your junk a couple weeks ago. You used to be packing a nine incher. You also used to work out a lot more. Whatever happened to that?

Apples 2016/01/17(Sun)19:33 No. 694905 ID: 3e2cae
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"Mine's still bigger though!"

Apples 2016/01/17(Sun)19:33 No. 694906 ID: 3e2cae
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Of course.

Sporty, you realize that whole "I'm so much better than you" attitude is exactly why she doesn't get along with you, right?

Well use that seductiveness then. It isn't all about the size. You gotta have handling too. Almost touch her dick while telling her this just to get her nervous and off her game.

Well this contest isn't about size.

It's about performance! Get to it!

I can already tell that Sporty is all about power over technique.

Horny needs to use her skill and cunning to win this one.

Good line: "You can't beat my oral skills, Sporty. But then again, you've always been a master debater."

Um, hello, I think you're forgetting about someone. Someone whose vagina you reserved.

>>694976
She's making a go for it, pass? WTF!

>>694906
Are you sure? I think we might need some side-by-side up close and personal comparison.

>>694910
Agree, Almost touch dick, with own dick!

Sing a Romantic Italian Sonnet for the woman you are about to please beyond pleasure.

Don't go for it right away, do a little teasing to get her ready.

Also, we need to hurry. Don't want to be late to the interview.

Less talking more fucking!

Yes, yes... Sporty seems to be in this for the competition, but we are Horny Futa. We shall beat this competitive novice by using our GENEROUS LOVER technique and paying attention to the vagina we're fucking. <:

>>697720
Okay okay!

Apples 2016/01/28(Thu)19:06 No. 697960 ID: 3e2cae
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>>694910
>>694911
>>694913
Luckily, you always were a cunning linguist.

You jump to an early lead during the oral portion of the threesome. Thanks to all the times you've gone down on Violet, you're right at home in the secretary's generous bush!

Apples 2016/01/28(Thu)19:07 No. 697961 ID: 3e2cae
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Meanwhile, Sporty Futa is struggling to keep up!

The nsfw quests are sinking up in the sexiness. What a wonderful time to be alive.

now that she's warmed up get some finger action in there

>>697997
This + booty spanks and tummy rubs.

Romance this blueberry MILF!

>>697960
This is not my area of expertise.
Try Edging? I've heard that word a few times...
make her beg for it.

>>698014
edging is good for getting multiple orgasms in a row, increases sensitivity. go 4 it.

Nibble the clit!

THE TRAP IS SPRUNG! GRAB THE BLUE LADY'S BACK AND CARRY OUT THE LEGENDARY DOUBLE PERSON SUPLEX, USING THE LADY BETWEEN YOU AS A LEVER, LIFTING SPORTY FUTA BY HER STUPID DICK AND SLAMMING HER WITH FAR MORE FORCE THEN A MERE SUPLEX WHILE BRINGING THE LADY TO ORGASM AT THE SAME TIME!

Also see if you can make her hit her head on the desk so you can make a pun about giving good head or object-ifying people in the workplace.

>>698596
Yes, we must preform the super double suplex of powerful hornyness and show our dominance over Sporty Futa.

>>698661
yep

>>698682
Truly, it is the only way.

Use your tongue to trace the alphabet on her womanly bits.

The CYRILLIC alphabet.

>>699194
Agree

Apples 2016/02/19(Fri)20:49 No. 703688 ID: 3e2cae
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>>699465
You decide the time has come to unleash your *SECRET TECHNIQUE*
With your tongue, you spell out the Cyrillic orgasm spell on the secretary's clit.

Apples 2016/02/19(Fri)20:49 No. 703689 ID: 3e2cae
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>>698661
ULTIMATE ORGASM!
The secretary's body spasms wildly with the force of ecstasy.
Her flexing gives you exactly the extra strength you need to perform the DOUBLE SUPLEX! With a mighty heave, you hoist both the secretary and Sporty Futa into the air and over your head.

>>703691
You bet your sweet tits, Sporty.

>>703691
Nice cooch, Sporty.
No hard feelings, right?

>>703691
Put your cock in the receptionist's pussy and walk her over to Sporty and encourage her to eat Sporty's pussy while she's still slumped upside down like that so that she'll cum all over her own face.

And when you cum, and you'll cum lots because of those pills, the positioning should be good to make the drippings fall out and pool all around Sporty's head and get in her hair.

>>703691
Oh come on, don't give up yet, we haven't even gotta to fucking yet.

Drop the secretary onto your dick, and hold her ass open for Sporty.

>>703709
Seconded.

Get to the real sex, and dominate her.

>>703691
Does that incur a sportiness penalty or something?

Most sports are team games. Bring her over to your team. Then you'll both be playing for the other team together, and much more fun can be had.

>>703709
This is a perfect plan.

>>703898
Yes, the perfect plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>>703691
she got the booty~

But besides that, I like >>703709 's idea~

>>703691
You already won and the secratery might not be ready for a while.
Why not do Sporty? She's already in the perfect position.

>>704089
This is a good point

>>704089
True, and now that we've won, it's time to put Sporty in her place with a good buttbusting.

>>704089
I'd also be cool with this. tbh my initial suggestion was as it was because I thought people wouldn't want to directly fuck Sporty.

I mean, it'd technically be rape, since she's already stated she's not into other Futas. And that's not a great quality to represent in front of your interviewer...

>>704247
what they said...But if we can somehow change her mind? THEN we tap that shit like there's no tommorow.

>>704247
She already consented to the three way, and she's showing us basically everything, we're only taking this to it's logical conclusion.

Although, if she says stop, then stop.

Do not fuck the sporty. This is a terrible idea and you are terrible people. Fill the interviewer with enough jizz to flood the gulf sea.

>>704420
what they say...But make sure to get some on sporty's face~

Look, sporty agreed to a three way, and the only way one of Horny Futa's patent-pending home-grown threeways ends is with everyone going home happy. We cant not get her off.

But its true, fucking her directly may be unethical, or at the very least, unsporting. Thus, I believe the best course of action is, indeed as suggested by >>703709

Do the thing everyone is saying to do. Make this so good that sporty falls in lust/love with us.

do not be a futa rapist right before an interview

for once listen to your oft ignored conciense futa

you can do the right thing

You're not done yet. Do a victory lap. try and get the receptionist to orgasm a second time.

Nothing makes you forget losing a sex competition and being humiliated by your rival faster than getting a sweet lay by said rival. Do her til she likes it. You have the know how, you have the power, you have the talking dingaling.

>>706390

>>706548
No.

>>706390
Yes.

Offer her best two out of three.

Embrace smugness.

I sure hope we aren't overwhelming Apples with all these comments...

still there futa?

I'd rather we not rape Sporty. Let's show a bit of sportsfutaship.

Apples 2016/04/17(Sun)18:40 No. 717458 ID: 735b52
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>>703789

Apples 2016/04/17(Sun)18:40 No. 717460 ID: 735b52
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>>706499

As you ready yourself to enter the secretary from behind, your dick is suddenly distracted!

Apples 2016/04/17(Sun)18:40 No. 717462 ID: 735b52
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>>703822
>>704140
>>706371
>>706548

If it's any consolation, you're really just along for the ride here.

WELP
Best to just let it happen, I guess.

I feel bad for the receptionist lady now. Maybe we should shuffle over towards her (work the thrusting momentum into it somehow) and try to get her on Sporty's penis or something. It'll probably end up with us all in a pile of blasphemy against geometrically-sound fucking, but we have to try.

Or you could attempt to Force Pull her over like you're a jedi and then try to play it off as some kind of sex move when it doesn't work.

>>717461
I mean we still have a couple mouths free to keep her warm

Well, may as well take advantage of the situation.
Ask the secretary if she'd like to join you.

>>717461
>bailing on the secretary after getting her all worked up
Not cool, dick, not cool.

>If it's any consolation, you're really just along for the ride here.
So... since neither of you wanted this, your dick is raping both of you. Technically.

Gonna have to train this thing with a cattle prod if you can't ditch this particular penalty.

Grab own balls from behind, dickpunch self while explaining the concept that consent can be - and in this case, unambiguously has been - withdrawn.

>>717462
haha, literally
"bad penis! no! Stop raping!" in the meantime, if the cock won't stop that, we could at least wave the blue girl over, maybe finger her...maybe she could rim you~ ;3

Fella's being a bit of a dick, huh?

Scream to the secretary to talk dirty and moan like a slut for you. Perhaps she can win over your D.

From what I understand, the only way to remove a Horniness Penalty is to level up.

It would seem the Penis has taken control. May as well try to enjoy it, while these nothing you can do. Is your Pull Out game on point? Being Pregnant isn't very sporty.

Also, there's still a Penis open for the Receptionist, a Sporty Penis! Maybe Fucking the Receptionist will help Sporty take her mind off of your penis's misunderstanding.

PS: The ass was fat.

Wheren't we supposed to be doing something, like an interview?

>>720630
We've only just met the receptionist, I'm sure the intercom will chime in when it's time to get serious.

May be prudent to ask if Sporty's on birth control.

>>727944
Typically the Receptionist will tell the Bossguy when the people get here and remind him of schedule things. I haven't seen the Receptionist do either of those things since we walked in.

Apples 2016/07/10(Sun)17:27 No. 734997 ID: a4ec41
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>>717562

>>735000
...
Oh, okay.

As you were, penis.

>>735000
Oh. We're cool? Awesome! Continue!

You just said "Stop! Wait!".

we need a safe word. so we know the difference between a serious stop and a playful "stop it~~"

FULL SPEED AHEAD CAPTAIN!

>>735000
Resume, and ask what her safe word is.

>>735000
...making you beg for it?

>>735088
The safe word is Apples

Hey! The secretary asked first, so it's only right we go to her first. Sporty can wait in line!

>>735121
Fairs, fair, and we play fair.
Not like some kind of ChEATER! That wouldn't be spor--Imean HORNY!

>>735000
Resume pounding.,, but don't let go of the nuts.

I'm kind of curious to see how it plays out.

>>735035
The safe word is tilde.

Ignore sporty and penis and go back to fuck the girl who's not confused about whether she wants to get fucked or not.

>>735277
do this

>>735277
Gotta say, let's wreck that willing ass first.
Maybe say something along the lines of "While you're making up your mind I'm going to wreck that ass over there. However, there's still two holes available if you don't want to stay on the bench."

Apples 2016/07/12(Tue)19:59 No. 735443 ID: a4ec41
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>>735121
>>735277
>>735365

Apples 2016/07/12(Tue)19:59 No. 735444 ID: a4ec41
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Okay, Okay!
Look, I'll admit I didn't want to have sex with you at first...

Apples 2016/07/12(Tue)19:59 No. 735445 ID: a4ec41
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But... when you forced yourself on me... it... it felt so good I...

Apples 2016/07/12(Tue)20:01 No. 735449 ID: a4ec41
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I converted to gay!
I guess it took your amazing penis showing me what it was I really wanted!

Apples 2016/07/12(Tue)20:02 No. 735450 ID: a4ec41
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...

What?

What the fuck.... hahahahhaahhahahahaHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh, she HAS to be fucking with you.

Whatever, do them both. Put sporty in the middle so she can do the secretary as you do her.

She's obviously lying. Just go back to the secretary.

Sporty, homosexuality doesn't work that way.
If you just want to satisfy your lady parts, then just say so.
You will not be judged.

Horniness penalty, SUDDEN DOUBLE DICK! There you go, fuck them both.

...yeah k.

Do >>735463

Careful! This might be trap!

"Sporty here is my phone number. Call me latter so we can talk this out but right now I don't think I can do this while the consent you give me is so confusing. Stay safe sweet heart and don't worry, I am interested~" then fuck the secretary

Fuck secretary, wiggle butt at Sporty. She's welcome to come and get it if she wants.

>>735463
This one works. Ask if she's suffering a sportiness penalty, maybe she just needs to get her head back in the game. And by head you mean her dick's and the game is the secretary.

>>735463
>>735541
Fuck the Secretary, but let Sporty Join in whatever capacity she feels comfortable with.

Again, The secretary had first dibs, and we don't want to forsake the sanctity of dibs.

Train Time!
Sporty on Secretary, us on Sporty.

>>735798
Why are we giving sporty a second chance at the Secretary? She might try to push some side clause tie thing in if she gets the secretary off.
Besides, Sporty even said herself she wants us! Let her have us, and we'll have the secretary.

Fuck the secretary with Sporty then fuck Sporty then get her hooked up with some dudes because she obviously never had a dick in her until now.

>>735703

Man's right gotta respect dibs

Another note we are totally getting rid of penis when we level up. He just makes things t complicated.

Does Sporty not have any settings between 'homophobic' and 'uuuuuuuultra gay'?

>>735450
Ok, sure, give Sporty what she wants then.

Apples 2016/07/19(Tue)20:08 No. 737119 ID: a4ec41
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You decide to take the secretary's ass to pound town. She's the only one in the threesome you know for sure wants your hot cock.

Apples 2016/07/19(Tue)20:09 No. 737120 ID: a4ec41
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Well well well...

Let Sporty join in?

It might be a trap. What if she suplexes you?

No it's just a trap so they can trump you and get to the secretary's ass.

Yes, but proceed with caution. May be a trap.

Proceed with caution...

>>737120
Slam dunk her into your hole

>>737122
She'd probably lose sporty points if she tried something funny.

Besides she's off to a pretty good start ~♥

Admiral Ackbar time. Be ready for anything, but hope to become the gooey center of a smore.

>>737120
Sure. Make sure to compliment her good sportsmanship.

Start saying "WOHOO!"over and over again in time with your thrusting, like a demented sex-echo of the receptionist. Then lean in to whisper it in Sporty's ear, all hot and seductive like.

>>737122
You've already done the maximum 1 suplex per scene. If sporty does a suplex now, it'll be dumb and stale... I vote yes to proposition gay butt sex.

>>737120
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

"Then kiss me sporty"

Don't do it! She's only using you to get rid of her penalty that made her fat!

>>738638
Do this

>>738711
Have you seen Sporty's dick? Win-Win