>>68933
Well then keep up your perky happiness it is adorable.

we all love you goldie

So, where are you headed?

Goldie, do YOU believe in doing the impossible?

Just how much of a woMAN are you? Huh? HUH? Jump right over the railing into the bushes because you are just that awesome.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)12:30 No. 68941 ID: fb5d8e
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Goldie heads outside and checks her mailbox. She keeps her bills here and just lets them pile up until she gets around to them.
It's sort of unwise, but then, Goldie appears to know what she's doing!

Goldie hopes that among them will be a response to one on of her job applications.

>>68941
Alright, check for non-bills!

FINGERS CROSSED, IT GIVES YOU BETTER LUCK
It's a scientific fact

So hey, what happened to the maintenance girl that lives around here, anyways? Seen her lately? Y'know, goat looking girl, overalls, hums showtunes...

Why get any crappy old job when you can rob a liquor store?

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)12:43 No. 68950 ID: fb5d8e
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>we all love you goldie
Goldie is very fond of you all too!

>So, where are you headed?
Maybe another interview, or perhaps even a first day of work! Otherwise the park is always a nice place to meet new people.

>Goldie, do YOU believe in doing the impossible?
As long as it's realistic, Goldie always supports the impossible!

>Alright, check for non-bills!
Goldie goes through the bills she still has piling up. She momentarily considers whether she should start catching up on backlogged bills by taking any ol' crappy job, since that's the responsible thing to do, or if she should look for something more interesting.

>>68947
Well if the bills are urgent then the proper and responsible thing to do would be to take a less flattering job just to get them paid off, while still looking for a more worthwhile job!

>>68950
The best thing to do is to just get a job. Any job. Then continue applying for other jobs you're interested in. You can always quit your boring job if you get hired at an interesting one.

>>68950

Be responsible! Responsibility breeds happiness!

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)12:50 No. 68954 ID: fb5d8e
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>So hey, what happened to the maintenance girl that lives around here, anyways?
Goldie is very fond of Nan, but she always gets up and leaves very early, so she doesn't see as much of her as she'd like.

>Why get any crappy old job when you can rob a liquor store?
That would be even less responsible than not paying the bills.

>Be responsible. Get job. Any job. Pay bills.
That's right! It's better to work now and always keep an eye on better opportunities.
Goldie finds one response amongst the bills. She better head over there right away!

Yes! No time to waste! If you have a bike or a scooter or even roller blade take those. We want to show up as soon as we can! Opportunity waits for no one!
Get a move on little lady.

>she doesn't see as much of her as she'd like
Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)13:14 No. 68964 ID: fb5d8e
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>If you have a bike or a scooter or even roller blade take those.
Goldie has neither of those! She'll just take her usual way of transportation.

>animated

>>68964
Oh HELL yes.
I think I LIKE you, Goldie.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)13:22 No. 68975 ID: fb5d8e
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Goldie arrives at the address on the invitation.

>>68964
How does it feel to have that beast vibrating between your tender young thighs?

What kind of job is Goldie applying for?

>>68975
>Super TV Studios
Wait WHAT?

Let's see what that job offer was before we go in.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)13:32 No. 68987 ID: fb5d8e
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>How does it feel to have that beast vibrating between your tender young thighs?
Goldie thinks it feels very good to have such a powerful machine under her control. It's so much fun!

>What kind of job is Goldie applying for?
Goldie reviews the letter. She is going to play a very small roll in a soap opera. She only has to say a few words and then leave again.
Goldie has experience with these kinds of jobs and knows the pay does not outweigh having to deal with eccentric directors and snobby star-actors, but she needs the money.

>>68987
Today, you are UNFLAPPABLE.
Assholes will roll off your back like water off a duck made of rubber.
Onwards, to the paid abuse!

>>68987
Soaps are always a good way to get discovered, despite the abuse.

Onward, young professional! Make a good impression!

Well, best get to it, then.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)13:50 No. 69006 ID: fb5d8e
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>Onwards!
The door seems unlocked.
Goldie heads into the Studios.

It smells like smoke here.

Say hello in the most chipper fashion possible.

>>69006
Inquire at the front desk. Be outgoing, but play it smooth - you are a serious actress and this is a serious tv show.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)13:58 No. 69016 ID: fb5d8e
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Goldie greets the lady at the desk in the most chipper way she can manage, only to be glared at in return.
Goldie inquires about her job. The lady states that Goldie is hours late and the team already went into the studio five minutes ago.

>>69016
Slump.

>>69016
Double-check the date and time listed on the letter.

>>69016
Be completely unflapped!
Just say "Oops!" and cheerfully inquire about where they need you to be.

Goldie isn't the kind to be put off by simple mistakes! She should inquire if they still need her.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)14:09 No. 69026 ID: fb5d8e
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>Be completely unflapped!
Goldie wouldn't let something like this get her down!
She "Oops"es and inquires where she needs to be.
The lady tells Goldie she needs to be in the studio but when the team is recording noone is allowed to enter. She says Goldie will not get in as long as she's here!

>>69026
Distract her - tell her some hot guy outside was asking about her, but was too shy to come in.

"There's a three headed monkey outside that's selling duty-free cigarettes!"

>>69030
>>69033
"There's a cigarette-selling three-headed monkey outside who wants to ask you on a date, but is too shy!"

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)14:25 No. 69036 ID: fb5d8e
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Goldie tells the lady there's cigarettes and dates outside.
The lady looks a little angrier.

>>69026
Just to assess the fairness of the situation, when was the letter sent, what are the dates noted, etc?

>>69036
Walk in anyway, what she´s gonna do? Stand up and stop you?

>>69036

"Don't be drinking your Haterade."

"Is your Job on the line if you let me do what I have to do to do my job even though your job is to keep people out despite any or all circumstances involving plane crashes and no survivors?"

Or rather. "Plllllllleeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeee? Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please?"

>>69036

Laugh it off as a joke, and tell her you'll just wait out here and visit with her until they take a break.
Then proceed to talk nonstop and annoy the fuck out of her with your cheerfulness.
She should break down and let you in shortly.

Oh fuck, I can't believe I forgot this.

Bark like a dog and shit on her desk.

>>69042
Or call security.

Fuck this - run into that damn studio at full speed!

Start humming in a really high pitched tone

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)14:56 No. 69051 ID: fb5d8e
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>Walk in anyway
Goldie begins to walk but the lady tells her not to dare.
Goldie is a little intimidated.

>Annoy lady is a variety of ways.
No, Goldie couldn't do such a thing. She can only be nice to people!
Goldie will have to find some indirect way of getting to the lady...

>>69051
There's a lamp above you.
Put it on your head.
SUPER SMILE PARTY!~

Offer her some symmetrical docking.

>>69051
Anything useful in the waste basket?

Engage her in small talk, like: "You ever rode in a go cart after eating an entire bag of cotton candy? It's very fun you should try it!"

>>69051
Wait, I got it - start to cry all demurely. You need this job or else you'll be out on the street and your motorcycle will get repossessed and you won't be able to pay for your grandmother's heart surgery and your kitten will starve and and and...

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)15:10 No. 69061 ID: fb5d8e
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>Anything useful in the waste basket?
The waste basket contains papers, mostly ruined application forms, and people have been sharpening their pencils into it.

>>69061
Root through the applications for blackmail material.

>>69061
Offer to throw away spent cigarettes for lady. Dump entire ashtray into trash can.
Despair as the one active cigarette causes the papers to catch fire. Oh no! Lady had better go get a fire extinguisher!
Enter studio while she is distracted.

Goldie should review her abilities. Perhaps something she knows could be useful in getting that strict lady to give her entry to the studio?

>>69062
No don't, that's gross.

Ask the lady at the desk if we can see a copy of the script for today's show.

Go "MY WORD! LOOK AT THE NATURE OF THAT /THING/!" and point and then when she's distracted, run in.

>>69069
(Oh lawd, Goldie's posture made me lol.)

To the studio, post haste! Ignore any alarms that may sound.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)15:27 No. 69071 ID: fb5d8e
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>Dump entire ashtray into trash can.
Goldie politely offers to empty the lady's smelly ashtray, and pushes it into the waste basket, which promptly catches on fire.
The lady immediately gets up and runs off while loudly yelling at Goldie for being so stupid.

HIGH-FIVE YOURSELF FOR BEING SO CLEVER
Then head into the studio.

>>69071
Throw the trashcan out to keep the studio working, then run in.

Bonus points for beaning the secretary.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)15:37 No. 69078 ID: fb5d8e
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Goldie feels pretty bad for the lady, but she also feels pretty good for herself! Awesome!
After making sure the fire isn't all consuming she enters the studio.

A man yelling through a cone asks her who the hell she is.

>>69078
"Hi, I'm Goldie! Sorry I'm late, but better that than never, right?"

Win him over with your joyous charm.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)15:42 No. 69083 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hi, I'm Goldie! Sorry I'm late, but better that than never, right?"
Goldie gives her most pleasant greeting.
It seems to have a little effect on the director.

>"Damn right! You amateurs always nearly ruin my projects. Well, you better have memorized your lines because you're up in a few minutes. You want have time for make up, but your character isn't supposed to be very attractive anyway. Go stand ready at the door and wait for the signal. And be quiet!"

He turns his attention back to the set.

>>69083
Ignore his crack about our looks - we look awesome as always.

SUPER AD-LIB POWERS, ACTIVATE!

>>69083
Oh Goddamnit, we don't know our line at all do we...
SUPER AD-LIB TIME

>>69083
oh shit do we know our lines?
we've only got a few minutes so we better learn/practice them quick

>>69083
Wait, is that a script on the floor there? Grab it and find your line - study furiously like the motherfucking fist of the north star.

>>69087
Yes! Let us find our line!

>>69087
Yeah! Glance the script so the contents show onscreen, so we can recite it back to you later!

Metagaming for the win!

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)16:06 No. 69091 ID: fb5d8e
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>Wait, is that a script on the floor there?
Yes! Goldie finds a discarded script on the floor. She quickly flips to her scene.
However, this copy seems ruined! That must be why it was on the floor!
Goldie's final line is missing.
She'll have to SUPER AD-LIB IT!


>"...the accident it seems all you do is sit and do nothing. Well I've had it! Me and my cousin are going to Las Vegas!"

>>69091
Omigosh - you get to work with Tangy?!
TRY NOT TO GET NERVOUS BECAUSE SHE IS SOOOO AWESOME!

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)16:11 No. 69093 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Tangy, why are you taking so long? We-- Is everything alright in here?"
>"Don't you dare take my wife!"
>"Goldie, don't leave me here!"

This is it! If Goldie screws up now she won't get paid!

>>69091
It looks like you're supposed to go in, take Tangy away, and then disappear. Or maybe the others get mad at you for trying to take Tangy away and chase you away? And then you never show up again.
That seems mean, though! Not something you'd do at all. If Claude can't walk, you should stay by his side! Declare that you'll help Claude walk no matter what it takes! Together!
Clasp his hands in yours, look deep into his eyes, and declare that you'll help him.
Because... you care about him!

Maybe you'll get a recurring part!

>>69091
Would´ve been good to know the situation to properly adlib, but...

Seemingly the scene doesn´ needs a spoken 'leave', so you can just adlib anything in there, just pretending to be hurt from the dissing.

>>69093
"I'll... I'll wait for you in the car, Tangy..."

Alternately:

"Yes, it is I, Goldie! I have come to whisk your wife away from the life of dreary sadness and gray skies that have enveloped this house since your untimely accident, Claude! It is my goal - nay, my duty to look after my dear cousin in her hour of need! Adieu to you, good sir!"

Depends on how dramatic you're feelin'.

>>69093
"I'm sorry, Claude, but we both need a break. It will be good for us... in the long run.

"I'll be waiting in the car, Tangy."

>>69093
Stall. We need time to guess whats the right thing. What do you know about this soap? You worked before? You did any character for it before??

We need to assess the situation! Last case scenario, take Tangy away. Is the dramatic thing to do.

>>69098
This.

"Let the girls have a night out. You look like a strong capable man with manly arms."

Claude... Fuck off. I won't let you hurt my cousin any longer!

>>69093
"I'm sorry, Claude - but if you want your wife back, you've got to learn to stop feeling sorry for yourself and move past the accident. Let's go, Tangy."

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)16:28 No. 69107 ID: fb5d8e
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Goldie has no time to think! She has to respond right away!

>"..I'll be waiting in the car, Tangy."

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)16:29 No. 69108 ID: fb5d8e
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Phew! That was intense.
Goldie hopes she managed to bring the scene to a successful end.

>>69108
Brace for directorial chew out session.

>>69108
B ... bail!

You did great kid. Now we just have to wait around and recieve our offer for a full part.

>>69108
Ask Director if we did okay, and when we'll get paid.

Reaver 2009/10/24(Sat)13:10 No. 69131 ID: fb5d8e
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>Brace and wait.
Goldie braces herself for either a massive scolding or a full-time job offer!

>animated

>>69131

ohshi-

>>69131

...How the hell?

>>69131
get off the set?

>>69131
Freak out.

>>69131
Oh it's from the... show?

Welcome to the show! Enjoy your stay. Or don't. Doesn't matter, you're not getting out of here no matter what you do.

Go wait in the car like you said you would.

Examine and take note of your surroundings.

UNFLAPPABLE!

Go to the car, THEN freak out. A set of car keys didn´ spawned in your pocket, did they? ... or is your bike nearby?

I hope the bike´s near, it was cool.