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Emerald Drifter
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You work somewhere nicer than last year. Now you get paid a couple more bucks an hour, but as a result, now you have more RESPONSIBILITIES.
You have a SALES GOAL. Today that's $1200 by 9pm. It's 12pm now.
You work in the ACCESSORIES department and you can sell HANDBAGS, WATCHES, or JEWELRY. HANDBAGS are the best money ($120-$500+), but they are guarded by SALLY LEE, the full-time handbag specialist, who will kick your ass if she catches you trying to sell "her" products. The next best money is WATCHES ($80-$375+), but they're harder to sell, and take longer because you have to size the bands for customers by hand. The shitfuck craphole stuff is the JEWELRY, which is all costume despite this being a pretty nice department store, and the most expensive thing is $50 tops.
You also need to dodge the COSMETICS girls, who keep trying to A. give you MAKEOVERS, B. get you to be their GAY BEST FRIEND, and/or C. make ANNOYING COMMENTS about your race. Too much of that shit and you will MENTALLY CLOCK OUT, making you incapable of pushing sales.
Luckily, you have some benefits, too:
There are no fucking COUPONS
Customers here are RICH, which means they're RUDE AS FUCK but EASY TO IMPULSE
There's a VENDING MACHINE in the break room and it has PEANUT BUTTER M&Ms
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