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684476 No. 684476 ID: a6f913

It's halfway through November and that means it's CHRISTMAS IN RETAIL
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No. 684477 ID: a6f913
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684477

You work somewhere nicer than last year. Now you get paid a couple more bucks an hour, but as a result, now you have more RESPONSIBILITIES.

You have a SALES GOAL. Today that's $1200 by 9pm. It's 12pm now.

You work in the ACCESSORIES department and you can sell HANDBAGS, WATCHES, or JEWELRY. HANDBAGS are the best money ($120-$500+), but they are guarded by SALLY LEE, the full-time handbag specialist, who will kick your ass if she catches you trying to sell "her" products. The next best money is WATCHES ($80-$375+), but they're harder to sell, and take longer because you have to size the bands for customers by hand. The shitfuck craphole stuff is the JEWELRY, which is all costume despite this being a pretty nice department store, and the most expensive thing is $50 tops.

You also need to dodge the COSMETICS girls, who keep trying to A. give you MAKEOVERS, B. get you to be their GAY BEST FRIEND, and/or C. make ANNOYING COMMENTS about your race. Too much of that shit and you will MENTALLY CLOCK OUT, making you incapable of pushing sales.

Luckily, you have some benefits, too:

There are no fucking COUPONS

Customers here are RICH, which means they're RUDE AS FUCK but EASY TO IMPULSE

There's a VENDING MACHINE in the break room and it has PEANUT BUTTER M&Ms
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No. 684478 ID: a6f913
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684478

Right now there are no customers in your area. What do?
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No. 684479 ID: bc0bad

who "big mike"
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No. 684484 ID: 86cfc3

Get some mutherfucking peanut M&Ms, right now.

Gotta start this night off right.
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No. 684488 ID: f61b8d

Hmmmn. Is your tactic already to get people to buy stuff for their relations' Christmas gifts? If not, that seems like a probably effective tactic, particularly with watches. "I bet your boyfriend/husband/something would looove this watch!" etc.
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No. 684514 ID: e16f63

steal that handbag blue before sally lee notices. be prepared to fight
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No. 684528 ID: dc48d3

>>684514
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No. 684532 ID: fb584a

prepare to strike down sally lee so that you can sell the handbags unafraid
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No. 684540 ID: 1b60c0

Shit on the floor.
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No. 684593 ID: ad936f

>>684479
he's big mike, duh.
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No. 684628 ID: 9a7fd8

Equip peanut butter M&M's for confidence bonus, and then attempt to hijack handbags.
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