You are a lizard in the rain forest. You are well-liked among your colleagues. You have a quick temper and are prove to throwing things. You have the day off and ponder what to do for the day. Inventory: • $5 • Magic Wand • Lighter
Light the magic wand and insert it in whatever orifice is available.
Buy cigarettes. Lizards that smoke just look so cool.
Lizard Wizard cast Blizzard
Use magic wand to make rocks, throw said rocks afterwards.
>>680290 Being the avid smoker you are, a craving arises. You buy a pack of the cheapest smokes you can purchase, proceed to smoke them. +10 Cool as fuck points
Smoking isn't cool. You know what is cool??? Giant lizards. Use your magic wand to become huge
>>680295 You use your magic wand to create rocks, which you then trow at your coworker Tim, the chicken. Fuck Tim. +5 Magic Exp. points -15 Office Respect points -10 Happy Friendship points
What a terrible person we are. Keep throwing rocks, he's a chicken and probably tastes good.
>>680306 You continue assaulting Tim with rocks to death. You promptly skewer, roast, and enjoy a nice leg of Tim. +5 Protein
Steal his wings. Gain the power of flight
>>680447 Regain office respect points by sharing roast chicken with coworkers.
Throw chicken bones at other office workers.
>>680468 You use magic want to append delicious chicken to your body, imbuing yourself with the power of flight.
>>680721 You pleasantly surprise your coworkers with a platter of roast chicken. Peter the puma, your manager, gives you a $500 bonus. +20 Office respect points +$500 +30 Happy Friendship points
Who says murder doesn't pay? Use your new wings to fly home after work.
>>680741 You throw the left-over chicken bones at your boss and coworkers, much to their surprise, confusion, and annoyance.
Flip the table at your co-workers with the power of your magic wand.
>>681072 You flip the table over onto your coworkers with the power of your magic wand. -100 Office respect points -50 Happy Friendship points Bob the snake and carol the harpy eagle are knocked unconscious, Peter promptly fires you.
To save face cast the "You can't fire me I quit" spell.
>>682155 Jim doesn't know that spell, unfortunately.
>>682183 It isn't literally named that. Really, any spell that leaves no witnesses to your being fired could be named such.
>>682213 Nah that's too complex. Just cast a spell that makes all your co workers and boss like you again. Then beg for your job back. Alternatively, cast a spell that wipes their memory of what happened today.
>>682324 >"Just cast a spell that makes all your co workers and boss like you again." Jim the magic lizard casts smug grin! Peter: Why are you so smug, Jim? I just fired you. Jim: Not for long. You see, I possess something special. Something you would not dare to lose. Peter: And what is that?
>>682445 my enourmous twin-shafted lizard dick >whip it out
The power of 1000 virgin's wet dreams.
Summon a rare Pepe.