A knife.

I mean what should she carve. We'll discuss tools next.

A coconut.

Let's make it the ol' Halloween standby: a pumpkin.

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)11:44 No. 676809 ID: 3009b4
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PATH SELECTION: COCONUT

Nem will carve a coconut. We hope.

Nem: I beg your pardon, but what the HELL?!

In appropriate coconut carving attire.

Nem: I doubt that highly!

So what shall she use to carve the coconut with?

A hammer.

her face, possibly her horns

A spoon.

>>676809
A chainsaw.

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)11:57 No. 676817 ID: 3009b4
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TOOL SELECTED: HAMMER

Nem: ...

What expression to carve into the coconut?

>>676817
a :< face

It's already got one. Just give it some dimples on the cheeks.

>>676817
your "O" face

>>676817

Carve the expression used in Edvard Munch's "The Scream."

Clearly Nem's current express, simply apply face to coconut.

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)12:17 No. 676824 ID: 3009b4
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Nem has finished carving her lantern.

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)12:17 No. 676825 ID: 3009b4
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ALTERNATIVE PATH: PUMPKIN

What tool should Nem use to carve the PUMPKIN?

>>676825
motherfucking CHAINSAW!

>>676825
your face

>>676825
Blowtorch

>>676825

A Henry Rifle.

>>676825
One of those things that will core an apple and leave it in slices.

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)12:48 No. 676842 ID: 3009b4
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Branching tool selection.

>motherfucking CHAINSAW!

For the mofo CHAINSAW, what face should Nem carve?

>>676842
slasher grin

>>676842

A horizontal smirk since that's probably the most you're gonna get from a chainsaw.

>>676842
Use the flat side and "carve" it into pulp.

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)13:29 No. 676865 ID: 3009b4
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CARVING COMPLETE: Pumpkin, Chainsaw, Psychotic horizontal smirk.

Nem had a complicated accident with the chainsaw that she would prefer not to talk about, but suffice to say Batman is mad at her.

(Next tool path in process)

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)13:40 No. 676867 ID: 3009b4
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ALTERNATIVE PATH: Tool section of FACE

Nem is concerned.

What design should she attempt to carve into the pumpkin using her FACE (or horns)?

>>676867
your face

>>676867

Rodin's The Thinker.

>>676867
trollface

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)13:52 No. 676875 ID: 3009b4
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Carving Complete.

I have also wisely decided to colour the pumpkin's innards orange.

So there is no confusion.

Next tool: BLOWTORCH

A blowtorch?
Just cook it and eat it.

Next item: a PROPANE TANK.

Hook up the blowtorch to a remote control, equip on lantern. You can scare the kiddies by intensifying the heat!

Also, use a Wax Penguin. Encase in metal by freezing the penguin followed by a coating of molten steel followed by a quick nitrogen blast.

melt eyeholes
that's how it works right

Laser tonfa

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)17:28 No. 676944 ID: 3009b4
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>Just cook it and eat it.

Squashes take hours in a hot oven to cook and jack-o-lantern pumpkins don't make very good pies.

What kind of face should Nem carve into her pumpkin with the blow torch?

>>676944
A vampire squid.

>>676944

An N for Nem.

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)17:57 No. 676952 ID: 3009b4
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After a brief incident involving mistaken identity with an unpleasing tall individual Nem has more or less finished her carving.

The victim is the Tall Man from Yahtzee's Chzo mythos, whom I only threw in because Nem dressed as a welder reminded me of The Welder.

Next up: A Henry Rifle.

Smik 2015/10/16(Fri)19:07 No. 676967 ID: 3009b4
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ALTERNATIVE TOOL PATH: Henry Rifle

Nem would like to remind everyone she has not gotten any better at shooting, despite how she's suddenly dressed.

What shall she attempt to carve into the pumpkin?

a 360 noscope.

>>676967
Make a smiley face.

Compensate for your lack of aim by holding the gun right up against the pumpkin.

Switch to a bow. Carve a jar.

>>676967
her own face

>>676967
i don't know, fuck it.

Crosshairs! Three shots, one for the horizontal line, one for the vertical line, one for the dot in the middle (and exit wound on the opposite side).

Can you use your horns as a cutting tool?

Smik 2015/10/19(Mon)14:59 No. 678007 ID: 3009b4
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>a 360 noscope.

CARVING COMPLETE?

Nem is not quite sure how this happened while she was spinning around with the rifle, but somehow this happened.

>>678007
YER A WIZARD NEM

>CARVING COMPLETE?
N

>>678007

>CARVING COMPLETE?

Yeah, I think we're good.

Yeah, this happens. But hey, that's an expensive hat, you can sell it on the open market.

Also, MOAR CARVING!!!

Carve something lewd