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676121 No. 676121 ID: 33764e

You wake up in a large, empty world. You're not sure how you got there. You're not even sure what your name is. Just what is it...
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No. 676146 ID: 33764e
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676146

Eh, what the heck. A little narcissism never hurt anyone. You decide to write a program to print the phrase "stick man is a cool d00d."
The text appears on the screen, but you could swear you heard a whisper saying "stick man is a cool d zero zero d" in one of those weird text-to-speech voices...
Should you stop, or should you fool around more?
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No. 676189 ID: 52e6db

>>676146
Hmm..

Type FILES
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No. 676190 ID: dbb0f9

>>676146
You seem to have made an infinite loop there.
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No. 676197 ID: 4f073a

>>676190
Ctrl+C
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No. 676496 ID: 33764e
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676496

You type "FILES," and four options appear: CREATE, CAST, SUMMON, and something written in Wingdings. You're not sure how or why, but it's in Wingdings, so you can't run it. That leaves you with CREATE, CAST, and SUMMON. Which one should you choose?
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No. 676576 ID: d4cfd6

>>676496
summon
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No. 676609 ID: a67f33

>>676496
Type: LOAD "SUMMON", then LIST. We need to see what these programs might look like from the inside before running them!
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No. 676923 ID: 33764e
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676923

You LOAD SUMMON and type "LIST." Maybe you, with your extensive knowledge of BASIC, can figure out how it worgood god you have no idea what's going on in this program. It's just more Wingdings. What kind of BASIC interpreter can run programs written in Wingdings?! What kind of sick person WRITES programs in Wingdings?!

If you ever figure out what's going on, you should definitely destroy Wingdings. But, at the moment, you're left with SUMMON loaded. Should you run it?
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No. 676924 ID: f80256

>>676923
Yes
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No. 676958 ID: 5ad4a7

The windings command translates to TRUTH.

Go ahead and run SUMMON.
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No. 676984 ID: 6e38ee

>>676923
Gentlemen. Ladies. This is no ordinary BASIC. ...This is Advanced BASIC. My god have mercy on us all.

>>676958
It might be safer to LOAD and RUN "CREATE" as opposed to SUMMON since LISTing is out of the question.
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No. 677491 ID: 33764e
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677491

You decide to run SUMMON. It asks for a living creature. What should you enter?
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No. 677493 ID: ad936f

>>677491
enter "dog"
then enter "robot"
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No. 677498 ID: 46df9e

Start with something crazy; try 'ninja dolphin'
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No. 677500 ID: 025c3c

>>677491
Dragon.
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No. 677571 ID: 066a87

>>677491
POTUS

Let's get Obama all up in this. He can help, right?
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No. 677707 ID: 6e38ee

>>677491
Siamese Kitten
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No. 677741 ID: 99cfa8

>>677571
I can't decide if that's the worst or the best idea.
Let's do it.
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No. 677985 ID: 33764e
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677985

You have now SUMMONed Barack Obama. So now he's stuck here with you. Yay.
You wonder if this is the real Obama or not. For your sake, you hope he isn't.
Now what?
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No. 677998 ID: 025c3c

>>677985
Ask him if he's real.
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No. 678133 ID: 6e38ee

>>677985
Stickman is a Republican? I'm probably reading way too much into that.

Consul the potentially terrified Obama. If he was really summoned from the US circa... now-isg, its probably a good idea. Of course, if he's not fully terrified or confused, I think it is safe to assume we have some sort of Barack-elganger on our hands.
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No. 678172 ID: 2eeb65

>>677985
Have secks.
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No. 680091 ID: 33764e
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680091

Obama is surprisingly calm about this. You suspect he might not be the real Obama...
But now you have to pee. A lot.
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No. 680092 ID: 0776a7

Discharge on the not-Obama.
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No. 680148 ID: 7a6915

Try to avoid having an obowel movement until you are in the right place for that.
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No. 680160 ID: c47b0c

Summon a tree and some rope.
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No. 680574 ID: 33764e
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680574

With no other options, you release your urine near the fake Obama. Hopefully he doesn't mind...
Maybe you should find out how to make a toilet.
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No. 680577 ID: d47f77

Don't make a toilet. You will deprive the large empty world of natural fertiliser.

Instead, fertilise it even more.
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No. 680579 ID: 46df9e

Pull up the cast program and try to cast "endless nachos forever" you two are probably hungry.
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No. 682147 ID: 96e992

>>680574
Punch Obama in the face.
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No. 682148 ID: 96e992

>>680160
Dude, that's fucked.
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No. 682157 ID: 91cfcf

>>682148
Summon a tree and two ropes.
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No. 682740 ID: 33764e
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682740

You have successfully SUMMONed a tree. However, you could not SUMMON the rope, because rope is not a living thing. You're not even sure why this thought popped into your head.
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No. 682918 ID: ca183f

>>682740
Time for some SCIENCE. Attempt to summon a lollipop tree.
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No. 686033 ID: 33764e
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686033

You attempt to summon a LOLIPOP TREE, but you've forgotten how many L's are in LOLLIPOP, so you can't spell LOLLLIPOP. But you can continue to scream LOLLLLIPOP at Obama.
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No. 686082 ID: 86cfc3

>But you can continue to scream LOLLLLIPOP at Obama.
Seems win-win. Go for it.
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No. 686143 ID: ad936f

summon balrog
summon galactus
summon Emperor of Mankind
summon Azathoth
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No. 686241 ID: 33764e
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686241

You have the urge to summon a great LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR...and, of course, you give in. Unfortunately, this requires a lot of time to do, so you've got to find something to do while waiting for the ruler of the Outer Gods. It's a shame; you kinda wanted to try out the other two options...
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No. 686373 ID: ad936f

attempt autofellatio
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No. 688563 ID: 33764e
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688563

You can't reach that far.

AZATHOTH COUNTER: 3
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No. 688580 ID: 86cfc3

Summon a wormhole (worms are alive, right) allowing you to attempt autofellatio.
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No. 688614 ID: ad936f

>>688563
Do some stretches first ya idiot!
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No. 694321 ID: 386280
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694321

You begin stretching.

AZATHOTH COUNTER: 2
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No. 694352 ID: 2acc9a

>>694321
Do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, run 100km everyday, and get a bitchin' cape, because you're now One Stick Man.
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No. 696826 ID: 386280
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696826

You can't get a cape, because a CERTAIN OUTER GOD is hogging the BASIC interpreter, but you're still ONE STICK MAN.

AZATHOTH COUNTER: 1
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No. 696920 ID: 99a64d

You'd best keep training, otherwise you're a wee bit fucked when old azzy shows up.
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No. 696950 ID: f56aab

Make sure to have your stick with you then. It won't do for one stick man to fight Azothoth without his stick would it?
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No. 699483 ID: 386280
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699483

You can't make a stick either, since Azathoth is taking his sweet time.

AZATHOTH COUNTER: 0

Well, speak of the devil. Here he is now.
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No. 699488 ID: 02422f

>>699483
Prostrate yourself in worship.
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No. 699500 ID: 99a64d

punch nao
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