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675685 No. 675685 ID: ad936f

What'll he do?
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No. 675687 ID: 19540d

>>675685
Become a woman.
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No. 675688 ID: 3bc92d

>>675687
It's the only option.
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No. 675690 ID: 0fc976

Rip the duct tape off of his mouth.
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No. 675693 ID: 3663d3

karate chop background mountain in half.
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No. 675694 ID: b6eb03

>>675687

This. Obviously.
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No. 675695 ID: 284bd4

Stand on one leg.
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No. 675696 ID: 3c17ca

kill the giant many legged tick behind him, less it drink his blood.
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No. 675697 ID: baef2f

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No. 675698 ID: 2ccbb3

Rip that stupid mask off his face.

The one that has a hipja standing on a giant's left toe while the sun explodes.
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No. 675701 ID: f2461f

Go eat a bagel.
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No. 675775 ID: 99cfa8

>>675688
True.
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No. 675787 ID: ad936f
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675787

Gender reassignment surgery successful, THE MAN is now THE WOMAN aka HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE.
(s)he gains the following:
+2 boobs
-5 upper body strength
+5 dexterity
+5 pain tolerance

She never did like the sun, always sitting up there in the sky, being bright and red. Red like blood, or the soviets. It's an eyesore, looks like a big red tick. Yes, the sun just has to go. But how?
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No. 675788 ID: 2eeb65

Gain more boobs. 2 is not enough.
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No. 675792 ID: 2ccbb3

Nuke the sun until it goes supernova.
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No. 675808 ID: 59ae77

>>675787
You will starve it, of course. Starve it to death.
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No. 675809 ID: b12e2c

Embargo.
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No. 675811 ID: 41f58b

Beat it into submission.
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No. 675817 ID: ad936f
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675817

http://strawpoll.me/5701568
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No. 675843 ID: ad936f
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675843

Direct approach it is, but...

How do into space?
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No. 675845 ID: 59ae77

>>675843
Take nasa by force.
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No. 675846 ID: 41f58b

Use the world's largest and most durable trampoline.
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No. 675848 ID: 2eeb65

>>675843
Ask someone to grab your boobs
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No. 676328 ID: a67f33

>>675817
Well, you hate the Soviets...
.. and they have rockets....
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No. 676330 ID: 3663d3

pick up a tree, throw the tree, jump on the tree before it gets too far.
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No. 676417 ID: 31f075

call it a coward and insult it until it faces you like a man.
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No. 676537 ID: 540767

>>676330
I vote on going full tao pai pai/mercenary tao.
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No. 676538 ID: 540767

>>676330
I vote on going full tao pai pai/mercenary tao.
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No. 676579 ID: f56624

>>675843
grab your waist and pull upwards, you look strong you should be able to keep pulling until space.
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No. 677239 ID: ad936f
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677239

>>676328
Silly suggester, the soviets are a myth, a story told to scare patriotic children. "Eat your peas or the soviets will send you to the gulag." HA!

Unfortunately she does not have enough bullshit to literally pull herself up by her bootstraps, but she'll keep it in mind for later.

>>676417
The sun is too far away to hear...

She decides to head to NASA's space tower thingy. It should be tall enough to let her reach the sun, if she can make it all the way to the top. Outside the tower stands the NASA Guardian, he looks bored. How will she proceed?
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No. 677248 ID: 6e38ee

Use your newly acquired feminine wiles to seduce him!
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No. 677253 ID: 025c3c

>>677239
Seduce him, then steal his armor.
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No. 677492 ID: ad936f
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677492

The woman strikes what she thinks is a seductive pose, and says, "Hey there, uh, sexy guy~"
The NASA Guardian remains unphased. Damn, he's good.
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No. 677506 ID: 025c3c

>>677492
Appeal to a common enemy. The sun must be roasting them in that armor, right?

If that doesn't work, rip the spike-shield out of the ground and begin pummeling with it.
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No. 677708 ID: 6e38ee

>>677492
Point toward the left like something intense over there exists, but in fact it doesn't exist.
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No. 679093 ID: ad936f
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679093

>>677506
The NASA Guardian continues to ignore her attempts at communication.

"Hey! Look at that thing over there! You mute piece of shit." She says, pointing at nothing.

The NASA Guardian successfully(?) distracted she rushes in and grabs his shield, tearing i-
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No. 679094 ID: ad936f
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679094

"OW! SHITFUCK!" Oh god it hurts! The laser (heat-ray? death beam?) pierces her shoulder, severely limiting her ability to use her arm. Luckily she lacks any shoulder-based vital organs.

This guy seems pretty tough, this is as good a time as any for her to unleash one of her secret techniques. But which one?
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No. 679230 ID: 12b273

>laser
Oh, that's what the red dot on the spike was. I assumed it was blood or something, dang it.

>this is as good a time as any for her to unleash one of her secret techniques. But which one?
Suplex them right into that sun they're trying so hard to save. You love the sun so much? Why don't you ever visit.
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No. 679247 ID: b062fb

Unhinge your jaw and bite his head off
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No. 679368 ID: 9317b4

>>679094
Karate chop with right arm!
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No. 679624 ID: ff1899

Kick him into the sun, give the sun a taste of whats coming to it.
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No. 682327 ID: 15a025

Open up a gate to another universe with your secret special karate chop move and kick him into it.
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No. 686030 ID: ad936f
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686030

"RAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!"
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No. 686031 ID: ad936f
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686031

BWOOP
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No. 686032 ID: ad936f
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686032

Huh. Maybe she overdid it a bit? Looks like she's out of power, she'll have to find some way to replenish that. Oh, and maybe fix that whole ruined shoulder thing.

She's injured, weakened, alone in enemy territory. Her skill set consists almost entirely of combat maneuvers which she is currently incapable of using. She is faced with an impossibly tall tower which she is tasked with scaling, the dangers it holds are unknown, but presumably numerous.

What do?
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No. 686084 ID: 86cfc3

We need to search for power ups to consume, or lesser enemies to crush and build up our combo meter with.
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No. 686142 ID: 15a025

Plant yourself into the ground and photosynthesis your health back.
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No. 686532 ID: ca183f

Just climb up the outside of the tower.
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