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668743 No. 668743 ID: a6f913

no more will fracta l dfrunk quests be confined to one night only. no longer will they be shitty do to their unrealiable episodic-ness. theyre just gonna be shitty because theyre shitty
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No. 668744 ID: a6f913
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668744

so. like
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No. 668745 ID: a19cd5

shave your tits and adjust your hair, it's time to go ballywog slompin'
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No. 668746 ID: defceb

grow a beard
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No. 668747 ID: 3bc92d

grow three beards
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No. 668748 ID: 6b5bc6

lets fucking die but first we gotta yiff. we gotta make the yiff. its gotta be the best yiff in the goddamn WORLD not even tg can deny the furry power
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No. 668749 ID: 57dfcc

Get a drunk party outfit. You need better clothes if this is gonna be an adventure and not a one night blackout.
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No. 668750 ID: a6f913
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668750

>>668745
i dont know what this means

>>668746
>>668747
i know what this means but unfortunately im nupunk/indie garbage and i can only manage like. a shitty little soul patch or somethign
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No. 668752 ID: 1cebc8

Question: Do you type up the text while drunk/high/stressed/whatever and then come up with a complimenting picture? Because that would be awesome.

Alright, let's get this party started. Start by taping your breasts to your back and then buy a parachute, give it a pun name, and jump off the nearest penguin.
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No. 668753 ID: a6f913
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>>668749
this gonna last one panel then im back to my tanjktop sorry my dude
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No. 668755 ID: a6f913
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668755

>Question: Do you type up the text while drunk/high/stressed/whatever and then come up with a complimenting picture? Because that would be awesome.

everything is done while im drunk. im currently drunk. if i had access to weed id be faded but i currently live in fuckall and i cant get to my weed dealer. we're right by a college but tbh i dont trust weed from liberal arts college kids. it probably has lsd in it
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No. 668756 ID: e114bc

what if you were Maroon in that party with Goldie and Aubergine, what would you do
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No. 668759 ID: a6f913
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668759

>>668756
id say. hey guys. lets just dance and not have an issue. also aubergine has a sad backstory and difficutlty forming healthy realtionships so its fine

and goldie would go oh that seems reasonable and aubergine woudl eb like thats true!! i have subpar interpersonal skills, which has adverse effects on my relationships

then we dance
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No. 668760 ID: 1cebc8

Grab your friends and do the mosh Burger!

No literally grab your friends in the torso and start dancing using your superhuman strength!
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No. 668761 ID: defceb

do a pirouette fast enough to achieve liftoff
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No. 668762 ID: 5e4004

Fractal: Stop being drunk
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No. 668765 ID: 6b5bc6

listen to knife party unironically
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No. 668766 ID: a6f913
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668766

>listen to knife party unironically

did yoy know knife party is on one of my paris/loretta mixes. unironically

thsi ic an do
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No. 668770 ID: 1cebc8

Rip the top half of your skull out of your head using your bear hands

That come from a genetically augmented bear

that's still alive
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No. 668796 ID: eb959a

But you have a goatee now. You supposed to become the EVIL OVErLOrD.
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No. 668834 ID: bd0fbc

would you hug rusty
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No. 668858 ID: 2eeb65

Tits
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No. 679998 ID: 96e992

Throw a party
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No. 680030 ID: fbc59e

how slick a move can you bust on the dance floor!
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No. 680048 ID: 9a0819

Obtain koala(s)
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No. 680050 ID: 3009b4

Shave either the left or right side of your body.
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No. 680053 ID: 3009b4

Actually, let me expand on that last one. Shave half your body whilst still on the dance floor. In addition, invite pets to the dance floor. One of the funniest dance floor things I've seen is in Sims 2, where if you bring your pet to the club, other pets will show up and just STARE at people dancing. They stare at them in a way that people would stare at LiveLeak.
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No. 682005 ID: a6f913
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682005

im drawing with my trackpag because i have a plate of nanchos on my tablet rn. where were we. yes. i was dancing

to new hit single hgotline bling. im sorry. its good. i like it. i dont know what to dtell you
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No. 682006 ID: defceb

Feel no shame in your dancing. Dance harder than anyone has ever danced. Dance so hard you crack the earth in half.
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No. 682007 ID: a6f913
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682007

i dance so hard that the earth cracks in aahalf and i fall directing into hell, where i belogn
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No. 682008 ID: a6f913
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682008

oh no! satan is there. remember when we had an easetheric blog together and he quit becaise of anon hate. thing are awkward
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No. 682009 ID: 2ccbb3

Grab one half of the earth due to gravitational bull^&*( that atomic scientists don't know @#$% about and smack all your enemies until the other half breaks.
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No. 682010 ID: defceb

Is that their dick just flopping about in the open? Lend them your underwear. I'm young and impressionable and can't be witness to things like that.
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No. 682013 ID: b0588f

did u make satan a cis
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No. 682014 ID: bc0bad

hotline bling remix ft fractal and goldie
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No. 682015 ID: a6f913
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682015

>>682013
satan is satan he cant be cis. foolishness

>>682010
no my undies are calvin klien. endure dong
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No. 682016 ID: a6f913
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682016

>>682014
i hate this
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No. 682018 ID: 401f23

start making out with a clone of yourself. or not making out if you don't want to, but get a clone and party the adequate amount
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No. 682019 ID: 401f23

fight all the assholes who've annoyed you
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No. 682021 ID: 2ccbb3

Consume the most evilest thing and begin ^&*(ting infinitely. Literally.
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No. 682022 ID: a6f913
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682022

THE NACHOS ARE CPME[LTE!!!!! i can draw gor real now. but look at that! it's still shit. incredible

i start 2 make out w my clone, who is here for soem reason, but not befiore makeing it clear that i am not looking for anything seriosu right now. clone agrees. we kiss, tednerly
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No. 682023 ID: a6f913
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682023

one i get done with that im ready to comb ine some suggestions. and to figjt....the most evil asshole

oh my giod! there she is
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No. 682024 ID: a6f913
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682024

its ,my old lady.

"hget a job istead of being gay!!!!" she says
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No. 682026 ID: defceb

Vomit a rainbow on her.
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No. 682027 ID: 401f23

smack her in the face with your tablet and tell her she's a disappointment. then fart on her.
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No. 682028 ID: dc9652

strangle her with your soul patch
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No. 682029 ID: a6f913
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682029

i hgit her with my tablet.

"GOD" she screech. "THSI WOULDNT HAVE HAPEPEND IF YOUD GONE TO A REAL COOLEGE"
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No. 682030 ID: a6f913
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682030

"its too bad momther," i say, gravely. "but i went tot clown college and now i have a tablet"

thgen i puke on her, but like a gay person. she is defeated, i guess.

"you disappoitnt me!!!" i yell. "you have generally been a bad mom, lkie 90% of hte time"

"I PAID FOR YROUT FOOD INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU STARVE WHEN YOU WERE A LITERALA CHILD WHO I WAS LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO CARE FOR" she say, as if this is like, something to get a medal for. it is not and i dont thave a medal for her. anywa.
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No. 682031 ID: a6f913
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682031

i guess im seeing her bc its hell??? i dont think i want to be in hell anymore. where should i go instead
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No. 682032 ID: bc0bad

get a job of being gay and drawing gay. x100 hit combo itll k-o her no chance of missing
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No. 682033 ID: 401f23

hang with gucci doing bodyshots off duncan's abs. introduce gucci to goldie
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No. 682034 ID: bc0bad

come join gil for partying
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No. 682038 ID: 13c4a5

Heard that Pittsburgh is better than hell.
Head to Pittsburgh.
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No. 682039 ID: e1f0f8

Go to actual hell, which is Some Bar in New Jersey.
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No. 682040 ID: a6f913
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682040

>>682033
this is a good idea. for those unaacqyinted, gucci si my warden from dragon age origins. ncie

>>682034
a perk fo being friends with me is you get to be in my quests. heres gilbert
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No. 682043 ID: a6f913
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682043

gil and i introduce gucci to goldie. they are basically the same person just different kinds of elves. fuck its true that all my ocs are the same
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No. 682044 ID: a6f913
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682044

theyre too gay togetehr and the world ends
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No. 682045 ID: a6f913
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682045

im on the outtskirts of existendce. i am alone

whhat do i contemplate
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No. 682047 ID: 401f23

pet a nice cat
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No. 682049 ID: defceb

Hey cool that's where I live

Let's high-five.
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No. 682050 ID: dc9652

pet the Existential Cat
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No. 682053 ID: a6f913
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682053

oh hey apoollo is here. i forget what apollo looks like a littel bit but its fine bc i dont think we're corporeal anyway

also a cat. nice
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No. 682056 ID: a6f913
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682056

anyway ive placed mdyself in a position where i am unwiwling to put in the effort required to set up a hook for thgis update
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No. 682057 ID: defceb

Fuse Apollo and cat. Ride the wave of nuclear energy into someone else's fictional world.
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No. 682062 ID: 401f23

>>682057
yeah good idea. ride it into whatever you were reading/watching last
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No. 682077 ID: 5ad4a7

I'm pretty sure Apollo has always been a cat anyway.
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No. 682326 ID: b1b975

recreate the universe from scratch. but better this time with cooler physics
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No. 682347 ID: f56624

>>682056
Find god in the void then punch him in the dick for those fucked-up dick-worm things that kill kids in the amazon
seriously what the fuck
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No. 682414 ID: 1b60c0

Recreate the world with worse physics and there's magic and fuckin stupid elves or something.

Also trees with alcohol for sap.
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