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"I'm sorry, Master Eleorin! It was an accident! I don't even know how it ha--"
>"Spare me your prattle! The only mistake here is my having agreed to take you on as an apprentice! Do you have any idea, inside that tiny rodent brain of yours, just how much that orb is worth? No, of course not--a savage such as yourself has no hope of comprehending such things! It's time I sent you away for good! I can't believe you... blah blah blah, you're always yada yada yada... blah blah blah..."
...Great, he's gotten all worked up again. I usually just tune him out when he gets like this, until he works it out of his system.
>>We did not intend to be here so it was due to a outside force. Ask him if he has irritated any gods lately that would enjoy fucking with him. He is free to try and destroy us but it might end up with him getting smote for ruining some greater powers fun. Also we might start haunting his clothes or other personal belongings.
>>Tell him we promise to bugger off if he helps fulfill the ogre achieve his dream.
Yeah uh, Eleorin's not gonna notice a thing I say as long as he's yelling at me... but maybe I'll try that after he's calmed down.
>>You like groveling, don't you? So grovel! Grovel at his feet until he gives you some new petty task.
Two steps ahead of you, buster!
>>You know words and stuff. Bit of talking, bit of insane rambling. Possibly something about being rubbed all over ogre crotch for awhile.
>>Tell him that the orb says that you that you had nothing to do with us getting stuck in this thing.
>>we just told him the truth. the fact he is freaking out shows that the truth hurts.
>>A bunch of nonsense. Tell him if we were really demons we wouldn't have told him. We're just a bunch of liars really. I'm not even sure what we are. Probably spirits of the dead or something.
>>The finer points of grooming and manners, and that we've been in the ogre's pants. He was only really unhappy about that last one.
>>All we said was that we could smell his questionable hygiene from outside the camp. Honestly, I don't know what could have set him off like that.
>>Oh, nothing much. We just told him how we've been covered in ogre dick, and he was holding us in his hands.
>>I think that went well. We just explained a few things in plain terms that his simple mind could understand.
Right, so you told him a bunch of nonsense in order to make him angrier at me. You have my undying thanks.
>>That exchange went swimmingly, we now know this elf is useless and really loves trees. We should grab your remaining supplies at camp and search for greener fields. Consider traveling with Hrrugh, would be a lot safter then traveling alone.
Useless to you, maybe! But I'll tell you what: if I'm screwed over by all this and Eleorin kicks me to the curb, I'll go along for the ride, okay? It's not like I'd have mucb else to do if that happens...
>>Oh, uh. You might want to wash your hands later. 'Cause now you're holding us.
Honestly, I'm considering just immolating myself with that flameling Eleorin conjured.
>>Hey elf, I bet you can still hear this, can't you?
>>HEY ELF. How does fucking a tree work, exactly? Do you like carve a hole in it first, or...?
His rambling hasn't skipped a beat--I don't think he can hear you. Let's just say I'm deeply envious of that fact.
>>Hey Hrrugh. This treefucking elf decided he wants to destroy us instead of improving us like we were promised. Bash the hell out of him, grab Fifi and let's get out of here.
The ogre just looks bored out of his skull, back there... so he can't hear you either? What the hell... why am I the only one who doesn't have to hold the orb to hear you?!
>>Also, he confirmed that he does, in fact, fuck trees.
>>Your master fucked a tree. How does that make you feel?
A tree? What? ...Actually, you know what, I'd rather not think about Eleorin having sex with anything. Ugh.
...Oh, wait, I get it, he must've meant...
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