Equip shirt. Examine inventory.

GET THE PORN

Wire 2015/08/15(Sat)23:54 No. 662860 ID: f68a09
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OK FIRST MATE SLASH BOYFRIEND

WE ARE GOING TO PORN WORLD

ARE YOU READY

>>662860
I have a bigger penis. For the first time in my life, I am prepared for porn.

>>662860

No, I'm not ready! Abort! ABORT!

I am so ready.

>>662860
Aye aye, cap'n! Boners away!

Wire 2015/08/16(Sun)00:10 No. 662871 ID: f68a09
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i am so ready! you cry

NO YOURE FUCKING NOT

OR MAYBE IDK BUT IT'S A HARSH PLANET, FIRST MATE!!!! FILLED WITH MONSTERS
AND PORN
AND MONSTER PORN

DO YOU LIKE MONSTER PORN, BABE?

um

I BET YOU FUCKING DO YOU WEIRDO

OK ARE WE LANDING IN GREATER NORTH DICKIA, HOME OF THE EVIL WANG DYNASTY,
OR THE WILD, UNTAMED BUTTES OF ASSOPOTAMIA, WHERE THE DERRIARYANS DWELL?

I AM NOT MAKING THESE NAMES UP

GREATER NORTH DICKIA

Stick your dick in it

To ASSOPOTAMIA! You long for those donkey plagued lands.

Um untamed buttes sound like a place we could visit I guess?

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You crash land into a rocky outcropping.

THAT WAS A SICK LANDING

no it wasnt we crashed

FOR A CRASH LANDING IT WAS SICK
I DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO LAND THIS THING

ONWARD!!!!

Wire 2015/08/16(Sun)00:22 No. 662880 ID: f68a09
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OH NUT BUTTER

The captain pulls you behind a low hillock

LOOK DERRIARYANS

A LOT OF THESE GUYS ARE ASSHOLES (HAHA)

WHAT DO WE DO, FIRST MATE????

>>662880
Um, take their butts?

what weapons do you have?
shoot them from a distance if you have range!

>>662880
What happens if you moon them?

plug em.

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do we have guns? can we shoot them?

YEAH WE FUCKING CAN

You spring from hiding!!

GET ASSBLASTED, DERRIARYANS!!!!

Wire 2015/08/16(Sun)00:35 No. 662888 ID: f68a09
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WOW LITERALLY IS THERE ANYTHING VIOLENCE DOESN'T SOLVE

The Captain hops on top of one of the Assbeasts and you take the other

I HOPE THOSE WEREN'T SOME OF THE NICE ONES

there are nice ones????

MAYBE DUDE
UH OH I THINK I SEE SOME THANK YOU NOTES FROM A FOOD BANK IN THIS GUY'S SADDLEBAGS I THINK THEY WERE NICE
oh....
I'M MESSING WITH YOU!!!!!!
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE WEIRDLY OUT OF PLACE FOR THIS QUEST SEX RIGHT NOW?
um i mean maybe???
TOO BAD
BECAUSE TONIGHT I'M FINNA GET IN THE MOOD WITH SOME PORN PLANET PORN

NOW WHERE WE TAKIN THESE PUPPIES

CRACKLEBURG TO STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES?
THE PORNMINES OF GRAGH TO GET SOME RICH UNREFINED PORN?
THE FANNY FEN TO HARVEST MONSTER PORN FROM THE PORN MONSTERS?
OR DARE WE BRAVE THE KIESTER CRAG, SEAT OF THE DERRIARYANS THEMSELVES, AND CLAIM THEIR RICH PORN TREASURIES?????

Captain oh my captain, these asses are soft and decadent. To the Kiester Crag!

THE FANNY FEN

Monster porn monster porn!

KIESTER CRAG! ADVENTURE!!

GET DAT MONSTA PORN!!

>>662890
I changed my mind. Fight monsters for porn. To the marshes!

[x] CRACKLEBURG TO STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES

You aren't even wearing a condom ffs

Wire 2015/08/16(Sun)22:39 No. 663235 ID: f68a09
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HERE WE ARE AT THE FANNY FEN

THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT

i think its the shit-flowers

OK WHERE ARE ALL THE PORN MONSTERS
The captain looks at u expectantly
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE MONSTERS

i thought you did

OH RIGHT I DID
WELL THEY HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE WE JUST GOTTA DRAW THEM OUT

how?

I DONT KNOW YOURE THE ONE WHO'S JACKED IT TO MONSTER MUSUME AND SHIT
YOU TELL ME

>>663235
Start chanting about big engines and warfare (to a power-ballad beat) to draw forth the decadent roaming Planegirl flocks

>>663235
Look you just gotta walk in the tall grass and they'll pop out.

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>>663236
You do this

WOW
A big plane chick shows up.
SICK JAM. ARE YOU INTRUDERS?
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, I'M GOTTA KILL YOU

PLANE GIRLS?
The captain punches you in the arm
YOURE FUCKED UP, FIRST MATE / MATE
HOW DO WE GET HER PORN SHES HUGE

We have to crawl into her fuel port and punch her from the inside

>>663250
Do we have to get her porn? Monsters are cool but this plane people shit is just weird.

>>663250
I have an idea. Tell her you want her help to raid the treasuries of the KIESTER CRAG.

Wire 2015/08/16(Sun)23:27 No. 663266 ID: f68a09
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we have to get into her fuel port! you cry. and defeat her from the inside!

WHOA MY WHAT

You make a leap for the Plane Woman's cavernous engines!!!!

HAHAHA OH MY GOD IS THIS LIKE AN UNBIRTHING LIKE VORE NIPPLEFUCK THING NOW YOU WEIRDO
no its not like that we just need to get to her weak point
YEAH OK MR. FIRS/D/ MATE HAHAHA DO YOU HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW
noo

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You move through the turbine against the powerful winds

Hark!!!
A hunched group of mutant tribesmen stand before a mighty spinning turbine blade
Weeee are the brotherhood of un'birthar!!!!

ARE THESE YOUR FRIENDS
ive never met them
DO YOU CIRCLEJERK TO LIKE
THAT SCENE FROM MEN IN BLACK 2 WITH SERLEENA EATING THAT GUY

Weeee have been trapped here many moons! cries the guy with the rag doll on his head. maybe hes the chief?
Lured here by the promise of sweet fetishistic release we are trapped from progressing by the fan of death you see before you!!!!

OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS HAT
shhh dont offend them
HIS HEAD IS SHOVED UP RAGGEDY ANNE'S GOOCH

>>663267
Can't they jam their spears into the bearings of the fan?
(or we could use their bodies to clog up the workings)

kill the sick fetishists and use their bodies to block the turbine.

First they need to learn to give things up. Grab Raggedy Anne and chuck it in the turbine.

>>663370
We don't even have to kill them. Convince them to give their lives for the betterment of their fetish.

You still have guns, right? Shoot a hole in the fan.

Tickle Plane Chick from the inside with your silly willy.

>>663266
you missed a perfectly good chance to make a thirst mate joke
for shame