FRACTAL 2015/08/13(Thu)23:19 No. 662197 ID: a6f913
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what the FUCK is up

nm how r u

FRACTAL 2015/08/13(Thu)23:24 No. 662199 ID: a6f913
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im doing great. i also AM great. im ready for another night of fighting seagulls and gettign anon hate

what should i do with all this boundless confidence

Go to beach. Locate seagulls. Fight them.

steal a CAR from a PARKING LOT full of CARS

Steal a parking lot from under the cars.

Summon magma fists and fite seagulls.

Spit your drink at every passerby that says "order", "control", or "obey".

You will need gasoline and some thermite.

FRACTAL 2015/08/13(Thu)23:48 No. 662212 ID: a6f913
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i see what you fucks are doing. you're trying to get me to draw a car. you're all trying to get me to draw a car and you're LAAUFGHING at me. you're laughing at me because i cant draw cars and you're all trying to get me to do it anyway so you can LAUGH!!!

not today fuckfacxec. im going to WALK to the beach and fight some seagulls.

except i live in the middle of The American Midwest now and there are no beaches. how am i gonna find sdome seagulls

>>662212
Will seagulls into existence with awesome spacetime-bending seagull-making powers.

And hot pockets.

Use a jack daniels bottle as an aeroplane and get to the beach.

FRACTAL 2015/08/13(Thu)23:55 No. 662216 ID: a6f913
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i dont have any jack daniels because im fucking poor but it's fine because A SEAGULL APPEARS

"fractal" it says. "you are an enemy to seagull kind. you have destroyed too many of my kin. i am here, on the behalf of my people, to attempt to settle this rivalry becfore any more blood can be spilled"

ok so I have a legit question for you

say there was this ghost, right? A really sexy ghost, though. Like, damn.
And said ghost invites you to have the sex with 'em, right?
But here's the kicker: due to some witch curse, as soon as you get down with that ghost everybody knows you had sex with a ghost as soon as they meet you.

Now of course, most people'll be like "Yo that's baller, doin so good you fukt a ghost. I like that."

But on the other hand, you'll have weirdos from the right-wing going "Holy shit our society is crumbling look at this horrible GHOSTFUCKER!!"

Given all this knowledge, would you still fuck the sexy ghost?

do an impression of an Platypus, famed Enemy of the seagull

Ask the seagull out on a date

use your phone and kick the seagull with a glass of gin only not because that's dumb and you want that gin.

FRACTAL 2015/08/14(Fri)00:00 No. 662223 ID: a6f913
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>>662217
dude thats not even a quesrtion of course i would fuck the ghost

"of course fractal would fuck the ghost," says the seagull. "this is extremely basic knowledge"

the seagull spoke, it must be a ghost seagull.

FRACTAL 2015/08/14(Fri)00:01 No. 662225 ID: a6f913
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anyway i ask the seagull out on a date. "eseagull," i say, "do you want to go on a date"

"you killed my cousin" says the seagull

>>662223
Accuse seagull of stealing french fries.

You know it has.

Is that a yes?

>>662225
so

its gotta be

I don't see why familicide has to get between your love.

that wasn't a no

FRACTAL 2015/08/14(Fri)00:09 No. 662236 ID: a6f913
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"ok but so like. are we gonna go on a date or"

the seagull. it nods

ok where should we go for a date

You should go to the building in SotW that's currently getting raided by Sev-Three & co. I'm sure the bloodbath will be very romantic for you two.

olive garden

Mc.Donalds of course.

FRACTAL 2015/08/14(Fri)00:23 No. 662242 ID: a6f913
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oh

This is where you go to the pier and buy the cheapest fries by the truckload.

Begin Physical Relationship Interaction.

ride the seagull like a mechanical bull.

Invite Pen on the date. Now it's a threesome.

Penelope 2015/08/14(Fri)00:59 No. 662248 ID: f68a09
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"Oh hi I was just killing all these cops

nice bird"

FRACTAL 2015/08/14(Fri)01:03 No. 662250 ID: a6f913
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"thanks hes my new boyfriend i guess."

im nervous because im a big fucking queer and im in love with penelope. i wouldnt have asked a fucking seagull on a date if id known she would be here. Fuck You Guys

Wouldn't that be cheating? Unless Penelope was in on it, of course.

Begin by throwing Seagull's mouth into Penelope's face.

Awkward level should decrease.

You called him your boyfriend, your chances with Pen are ruined.

Maybe the seagull is into threesomes.

Or Pen can off the seagull.

>>662250
Hit on her anyway. Maybe she's into that.

>>662250
Quick, you can switch. The bird will be too busy pecking at the corpses to care.

Penelope has a girlfriend already. If she's not down with polyamory you'd have no chance with or without the seagull. If she's cool, the seagull is not a problem.

Now is opportune moment to betray the foolish seagull and snap its neck. REMEMBER YOUR HATE

Tell her the seagull is secretly a cop.