A mild-mannered five megaton thermonuclear weapon. She normally works as an accountant but ran out of patience with the way things are on COOKY island one day: She was shopping for new dresses when the gang authority showed up, kicked her out of the shop and proceeded to beat the dressmaker to death right in front of her.

KingAsshole 2015/08/10(Mon)11:30 No. 661483 ID: 0e1575
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Your name is NUKE-CHAN. You normally work as an accountant here on COOKY island, but ran out of patience with the way things were, but one day you were shopping for new dresses when the GANG AUTHORITY showed up and kicked you out of the shop, but not before beating the poor dressmaker to death right in front of you! Those bastards. Really, what pricks. Now you are escaping from the island, with a VENGEANCE. You stand in an empty room, with a door on each wall. That's four doors, in all, for those of you that can't count. You stupid fuck. Above each of the doors is a symbol.(Above NUKE-CHAN) You're sure the symbols stand for something important, but you are a nuclear bomb, so such thoughts don't occur to you often. In fact, the very idea that you were an accountant at all is baffling. But you digress. Which door do you go into.

The light pink one; it just seems to resonate with you.

>>661485
I agree; it totally resonates.

KingAsshole 2015/08/10(Mon)12:29 No. 661488 ID: 0e1575
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Despite not having any legs, or form of movement whatsoever, you manage to make your way through the door under the light pink symbol. To your surprise, on the other side is a bar, complete with patrons, and complimentary drinks. O-Oh my! You blush as you take in the three eligible, and attractive bachelors drinking alone at the bar.. Each of them eyes you, and throws a wink your way! Oh my! How forward! Who do you approach?

We couldn't possibly approach any of these eligible men right now without possibly detonating of embarrassment. Get some drinks in yourself first to calm yourself first.

>>661488 .
Drinks first, followed by throwing ourself at Einstein-sempai.

>>661488
Get a drink in ye, then go for Albert Einstein.

>>661488
Einstein. E = mc². You love a man who understands you.