Totally badass tho
Meet Conan, Our Not-so-dashing-hero. LOVE HIM!!!! Stats: Base level 5 Strength 000 Speed 000 Charisma 00 Badassary -000000 Nerd lvl 0x50 Location: Suburban house Current Quest: NONE
Next. Out the door, Conan.
You've got a busy day ahead Conan. Change into your loincloth and grab your axe!
Get going to your soul crushing job as an accountant for a large company.