look closer at the painting

DumbMoron 2015/07/11(Sat)17:43 No. 655162 ID: 7ac506
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>>look closer at the painting
Upon closer examination, the FEMALE SYMBOL is ORALLY PLEASURING the CYLCOPS

>>655162
Formally critique this piece of fine art.

Masturbate furiously, to the point of numbness and severe chafing.

>>655170
Colour the painting white, if you know what i mean. shit, it's already white!

DumbMoron 2015/07/11(Sat)18:24 No. 655176 ID: 7ac506
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>>Masturbate furiously, to the point of numbness and severe chafing.

Extremely turned on, you masturbate until your PENIS begins to BLEED. The pleasure outweighs the pain, even as you become aware that you will never be able to father children

Who needs children when you have your left hand? Fap more and drink your cum you sicko.

look out the window

>>655176
Use the painting as a bandage and cure your dick

DumbMoron 2015/07/11(Sat)21:09 No. 655213 ID: 7ac506
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>>Who needs children when you have your left hand? Fap more and drink your cum you sicko.

Even though your PENIS is BLEEDING, the HOT IMAGE still turns you on. You beat your poor PENIS more and more, the skin falling off and bleeding.

Your BLOOD pools on the FLOOR. You drink your delicious SEMEN.

Now tear off and eat your dick.

>you become aware that you will never be able to father children
You don't need a penis to father children! So long a balls survive, science can get the sperm out and where they need to be.

DumbMoron 2015/07/11(Sat)22:07 No. 655230 ID: 7ac506
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>>Now tear off and eat your dick.

In your Hormonal Craze, you tear off your PENIS.
You realize that your stomach is empty, and a snack would be good. You savagely tear off your penis and cook it on your GRIDDLE.

>>655230
Get food poisoning from your rancid unwashed cockmeat, die

Well, you're going to die of blood-loss, pretty quick.

Maybe when they find your body they'll assume your suicide was some kind of crazy performance art piece, inspired by the painting.

DumbMoron 2015/07/12(Sun)11:19 No. 655386 ID: 7ac506
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>>Get food poisoning from your rancid unwashed cockmeat, die

Your PENIS still in your mouth, you begin to die. Your body shuts down, and you never get to taste your delicious SMEGMA.

DumbMoron 2015/07/12(Sun)11:24 No. 655387 ID: 7ac506
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You then wake up in your BED, realizing it was just a bad dream.
You are now in your shitty apartment room.

become sexually interested in the door

Bemoan the lack of the fantastic dream-painting in the waking world. Resolve to paint it yourself. It must exist. It is too perfect not to.

go on tgchan and make the questing equivelant of a shitpost

DumbMoron 2015/07/13(Mon)14:37 No. 655718 ID: 7ac506
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>>go on tgchan and make the questing equivelant of a shitpost

You decide to go on your COMPUTER and SHIT POST on the image board known as TGCHAN.
As you are browsing, however, a suspicious looking site catches your eye...

succumb to your curiosity and visit the site

DumbMoron 2015/07/13(Mon)14:56 No. 655726 ID: 7ac506
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>>succumb to your curiosity and visit the site

You visit the site, revealing to be CYCLOPS PORN. The download button is tempting...

>>655726
Dont, its the cyber police's way of finding cyber criminals, they're going to fuck your ass with a roto-router and then you're gonna get gangbanged in jail with a bar of soap carved into a dildo.

DumbMoron 2015/07/20(Mon)10:41 No. 657122 ID: 7ac506
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Bored, you get off your computer and gaze out the WINDOW. Outside, you see that the sky is a blood red

>>657122
look outside

DumbMoron 2015/07/20(Mon)11:08 No. 657127 ID: 7ac506
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>>look outside

Looking outside, you see ALIENS ravaging the city, their EXHAUST FUMES stinking up the sky and turning it red

>>657127
Masturbate furiously, to the point of numbness and severe chafing.

>>657127
jump out window onto ufo

>>657127
Rejoice and praise your new alien overlords.

>>657127
Chant memes to honour your new alien overlords.