I am in a back alley for reasons I don't know. I don't know a lot of things as of now as mostly everything before two minutes ago is a blur. I do know two things though. I want to be the richest person ever utilizing any method possible. Also, my face keeps changing into random stock images of peoples faces.
Oi dosh. Grab it.
Looks like I found twenty dosh.
I feel richer which is good but I still don't know whats going on.
Bash head until it falls off? Maybe your brain has been relocated; that much mutation via chrysalis of your head would make any mortal insane...
Your constant changing of identity makes you perfect for some robberies.
I find no flaw in this idea, I start slamming my head into the ground.
After I slammed my head into the ground for five minutes, I stopped and got up. There was no wound after my head changed again, but now I have a mild headache.
While robbery is not out of the question. I don't know how to really do it.
What do you know how to do? Do you have any identification or a wallet that tells you where you live?
I don't recall what my name is and I only have the twenty dosh bill.
get out of this shitty alleyway already. Take WEIRDLY CHILL RODENT with you as your companion/gf
>>654524 I take the strangely chill rodent and get out of the alley
Use rodent, threaten restaurant with lawsuit, get paid hush money.
1. Throw rat at traffic 2. Steal car 3. ??? 4. Profit
>>654552 I go inside with the rat but to find it to be a convenient store.
Buy yourself some food. Get the healthy stuff in bulk.
Steal the food and run away because fuck the police.
>>654569 copy the face of the shopkeeper, stare at her from across the store
Go up to the shopkeep, as close as you can and then in his ear, go "Waa" then turn around and grab the nearest thing and BOOK IT
>>654584 >>654597 >>654842 I don't know if I can even run that fast and I don't think I have control over what my head changes into >>654570 Everything is mountain dew,candy and Doritos I don't know if that's healthy but I have a feeling it is