A tarantula.

>>652232
Second.

>>652232
Yes.

>>652232
I like tarantula, but I also like the thought of tarantula drider.

... Not sure which I like better.

>>652232
A CLASSY tarantula with 3 robot arms.

>>652242
See
>>652228
> cannot be... B. Robotic/Cybernetic/Technologically implemented

Classiness ought to be possible though I think.

A fuzzy little tarantula, yes. Let us spin some webs, and eat mice and lizards.

LET'S SIN 2015/07/01(Wed)14:26 No. 652288 ID: a2b630
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WELL UH...

... Spiders? Wait, you're going for spiders? Not Vampires, not Mummies, not eldritchian abominations of the furthest - ...

Spiders?

...

Well, okay. Y'know what, you can still kick ass as a spider. I can roll with that.

You have chosen The TARANTULA.

>>652288
Ascend urn, raise forelimbs in victory, survey your domain.

Smack your mouthparts and clean your bed, you bedspinner.

Unleash the beast!

>>652288
Shouldn't the spider be bigger if we're going to be doing much of anything?

>>652288
Decend from the celing, i dont know any spider that sits in a coffin all day.

Masturbate.

>>652337
obligatory

1/2 LET'S SIN 2015/07/01(Wed)17:34 No. 652339 ID: a2b630
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>Unleash the beast!

The beast has been unleashed! Finally, after what feels like ages of gnawing, gnashing, crawling through storms of dust and rotten whatever-material in that ugly obsidian cage...

Freedom.

Fluffy, bright, albinistic freedom.

2/2 LET'S SIN 2015/07/01(Wed)17:42 No. 652343 ID: a2b630
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>Ascend urn, raise forelimbs in victory, survey your domain.

You raise your forelimbs in a silent cheer! Your prison, conquered! Finally, you breathe fresh air!

... Not that you have much to survey. You have a really dusty, rotten smelling container next to you, another obsidian ceramic prison, something smelly and colorful behind you, and about four people weavings on the walls. And also two burning deathsticks in shining coat. You don't even have a door. Lame, right?

BUT IT'S A START!

Oh, and also, something seems to be making high pitched noise. REALLY high pitched noise.

Let's go fuck it up.

>>652343
Determine the source of the noise.

LET'S SIN 2015/07/01(Wed)17:55 No. 652358 ID: a2b630
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>Determine the source of the noise.

You look up.

The high pitched human noise is coming from one of the people weavings, one of their more colorful web-alikes! It almost seems alive, really!

Wait... it IS alive! It looks like it!

" - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASWEETOSHIRIONWHATAREYOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOWDIDYOUGETINAAA - "

It is REALLY high pitched, though. Ow. Even the people sounded better.

Determine nearest direction of airflow, begin finding environment with insects appropriate to weaving webs in.

>>652358
Wince, and tell it to stop that shrill shrieking.

>>652358
Tell it you were buried in the urn.

Jump on it and sooth it with a long unnecessary pat. Then ask what is going on. If we cannot verbally speak use morse code.

Stick your penis(if you have one) in it's face, otherwise, smack a hoe.

>>652358
"I AM THE NIGHT"
Then slowly acend and bite its eye

Quiet down up there!

>>652358
"Oy, hush up. I'm gettin' a headache."

1/3 LET'S SIN 2015/07/02(Thu)11:00 No. 652604 ID: a2b630
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>Wince, and tell it to stop that shrill shrieking.
>"Oy, hush up. I'm gettin' a headache."
>Quiet down up there!

The noise is like ungodly thunder to you, so you decide to try and tell the web-alike to quit his hollering. You're harmless! Honest!

Except, of course, you're just an ordinary Tarantula, and cannot speak. He doesn't understand your gestures, and if anything, is even more intimidated.

" WHAT "

" WHAT ARE YOU DOING? "

" NO NO I TOTALLY GET IT YOU'RE SCARY YOU'RE INTIMIDATING I UNDERSTAND "

" But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THAT "

" I'M ALREADY SCARED YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO PLEASE "

" PLEASE STOP "

Well, wild gestures and garbled spider speech do nothing. Guess you're gonna do this ye olde fashioned way.

2/3 LET'S SIN 2015/07/02(Thu)11:06 No. 652606 ID: a2b630
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As you crawl around the lid of the vase, he quiets down.

" What are you d "

" Oh no "

" Ohhhh no please "
" No please don't THAT WASN'T MEANT AS AN INSULT DON'T COME ANY CLOSER "

" NO NO NO PLEASE "

" WE CAN TALK THIS OUT LIKE CIVILIZED PETS PLEASE SWEET OSIRION D ONT - "

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And you jump onto the wall.

" SHIT "

" SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT - "

As you crawl up toward it, it speaks faster, and quieter.

" SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT - "

And quieter...

" shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit shit... ! "

This is obviously working.

Continue. Maybe when you are upon it, it'll finally be silent.

They must be scared, let's give them a big ol' spider hug.

>>652607
Hold up a forelimb in front of your face in the universal shushing gesture. If it gets it, nod, and then retreat. If it gets loud, repeat the shushing and approach.

1/4 LET'S SIN 2015/07/02(Thu)12:19 No. 652622 ID: a2b630
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You crawl onto his face, and he falls deathly silent.

At least... for a moment.

Prepare thine spidery ears, and cling on.

>>652622
Now calmly just trot off his face, leaving him in peace.
Alternatively, make shushing motion with forelegs to mandibles.

>>652758
Shuusssshhhhushshuuhsuuhshshsushhshhhhhhhhhhhh..... *soothing pats*

If all goes well investigate the other side. (*^^*)

>>652622
walk around in heart shaped loops, wave your mandibles in heart shapes, try pulling a charlottes web and make a heart