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649411 No. 649411 ID: 7ef901

We ignore every previous shenanigan related activity for a bit and pull a yet another scientist character switch. This switch seems to take forever, maybe even such a long time that it could be considered two years of waiting, but in reality it was just a couple seconds.
We now become our friendly neighborhood creep/Genetics Engineer/Furry/Freak/Abomination of a human being, Eran.
What sort of bullshittery will this guy do as he seems to be meeting the end of his days?

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No. 649412 ID: ec4da8

Switch to a new character.
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No. 649413 ID: da4120

Lick up the blood on the floor.
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No. 649414 ID: 46df9e

Swear a vow that you will never under any circumstance open any of those three lockers. Despite the fact that if this were a movie it would literally guarantee you would have to open them for some reason later.
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No. 649417 ID: bd8b82

access computer
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No. 649418 ID: 7ef901
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649418

You resist your urge to want to switch to another character,specifically your fursona, because professional people such as yourself don't have fursonas and you'd hate to lose all those professionality points you've gathered up over the years after you lost all of them during that freak experiment of yours.
Though you're willing to sacrifice a few sanity points and lick up the blood on the floor, not in a weird furry fetishy way, but in a more "I'm a geneticist" way. Is there a difference? Definitely.
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No. 649421 ID: 330ce5

Play solitaire on the near by computer.
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No. 649422 ID: 46df9e

Smash nearby glass for daring to call you a "LOSR"
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No. 649429 ID: 7ef901
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649429

You go ahead and try to access the nearby computer, this computer is connected to anything having to do with your section's technology, so it has control to all those dumb test chambers that are just filled with your custom made creatures that others refer to as "Ungodly abominations", cloning utilities and other various genetic tool doohickies.
Though while you're ready to type at the keyboard you glance back at the lockers and swear a vow that you will never under any circumstance open any of those three lockers. Despite the fact that if this were a movie it would literally guarantee you would have to open them for some reason later. Movie tropes seem to forever haunt you no matter wherever you go.
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No. 649431 ID: 7ef901
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649431

You type in "Solitaire" and WOW! This computer actually does have solitaire! This little pleasant surprise boosts up your happiness by 3. You're pretty positive that your bunny loving friend would've loved to play this if he hadn't gone batshit insane.
Luckily you don't lose any professionality points for slacking off on the computer because no one saw you since you're pretty sure everyone else in the facility is dead.
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No. 649434 ID: 46df9e

So is that tarp with the blood under it that's right behind you actually covering anything?
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No. 649438 ID: 330ce5

Forget more pressing issues and loose yourself to the game. Believe in the heart of the cards.
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No. 649439 ID: 7ef901
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649439

You smash the nearby graffiti'd window for calling you a "LOSR", no doubt the work of the hopefully deceased fashion department filled with old hags. No matter where you go you always seem to find harassing messages. At least being called a loser is nicer than being called "Tentacle loving anime hentai freak" as your co-workers like to refer to you as.
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No. 649440 ID: ab7529

Check inventory. What do you have on you?

>Tentacle loving anime hentai freak
You can hardly be the only one of those in a science facility full of nerds!
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No. 649441 ID: 7ef901
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649441

You take a glance at the tarp and remember what's hidden under it...
Under it is the corpse of your hopefully dead friend (You haven't checked if he's dead or not yet), after being stabbed by your batshit insane co-worker, your friend Jode was in pretty critical condition. Instead of going to the nearby medical facility, you decided it would be best if you'd help him using a set of skills you were more familiar with. Using your genetic engineering skills you decided to give him some...uhhh...
"Upgrades" for him to survive and then shortly after, realized exactly what the fuck you made and quickly knocked him unconscious and sort of just put the tarp on top of him to not have to look at how ugly you made him.
Wait shit, you mean, not have to look at how upgraded you made him.
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No. 649449 ID: 7ef901
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649449

We check your inventory for anything useful.
1 Bloodied knife
1 bottle of Poodlerana piss
1 Motivational note
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No. 649451 ID: 46df9e

Hide your scent by covering yourself in poodlerana piss.
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No. 649452 ID: 330ce5

Make a ghost costume out of the tarp for our upgraded friend. Also to make sure those lockers never ever open topple them over.
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No. 649454 ID: 7ef901
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649454

You thought at one point that tentacle hentai would be a popular topic to bond over with your co-workers, hence why you asked everyone if they were into it, which only led to more ridicule.
In retrospect it wasn't that good of an idea...
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No. 649456 ID: 7ef901
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649456

You pour the piss all over yourself to hide your scent from all the killer robots roaming about near where you are. The feeling of warmth and coziness of the piss also gives you a nice feeling of safety and security.
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No. 649464 ID: ab7529

>You pour the piss all over yourself to hide your scent from all the killer robots roaming about
>killer robots
Wait, do robots even have noses?
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No. 649465 ID: 7ef901
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649465

You topple over the lockers to ensure that they never open despite the previous movie trope being mentioned because fuck movie tropes. Soon after you make a little ghost costume out of the tarp for your friend. It's a nice little way of saying goodbye to him, you know this is what he wanted, or at least what you wanted for him or some shit like that.
You start noticing the wires connected to the locker spewing out blood, that seems to be a thing that this place is doing a lot, so instead of having chemicals seeping from every corner, we now have blood squirting from everything too.
You personally blame the newly installed "Auto Tester" which you personally named "Auto fucker", and not the good type of auto fucker that you buy online, it's the bad way of saying fuck, not like the way you say it in front of a small child but the "You're a stupid fuck" sort of deal, ya dig?
Yes you indeed dig your own confusing and complicated explanation.
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No. 649466 ID: 46df9e

I think we've done all we can here for now, let us venture through one of the two exits available to us. I would prefer the shutters, but if you can't seem to get them open the door will suffice.
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No. 649467 ID: 7ef901
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649467

It starts to dawn on you that killer robots might not have a sense of smell and that you poured piss all over yourself for nothing.
Though you can't really be sure since the crazy fucks around here always have that tendency to add weird things into whatever they're working on. Hell, even the fashion division added lasers to their nail polish.
So it'd only make sense that the mechanical engineers would add scent sensory. Or not, at this point you just really want a valid reason for pouring piss all over yourself.
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No. 649470 ID: 46df9e

Well how about this, if any of your custom made creatures turn homicidal and escape you'll be covered from any that may track by scent.
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No. 649474 ID: 330ce5

Release all your custom made creatures and tame them. Become the beast master of the lab.
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No. 649475 ID: 7ef901
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649475

You can't go into the room behind the shutters due to the fact that it's where all the chimeras are made, it's just a small room where all the "Magic" happens. You'd be throwing around confetti while saying that but you lack that.
What a sad day to be confettiless.
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No. 649477 ID: 7ef901
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649477

You go back to the computer and try to release every various combination of beastlings you can but sadly the machine doesn't have enough nutrition in order to give you any actual beasts to rule over, though with the remaining amount you could make a single beast for you to rule over. Now the question is what sort of monstrosity are you gonna create?
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No. 649480 ID: ab7529

>>649477
Something to protect you from the robots, obviously! It has to be loyal. And hate robots.

...and be into freaky tentacle hentai anime.
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No. 649481 ID: 46df9e

Wolf with a snake for a tail and bat wings
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No. 649483 ID: c3a57c

Intelligence-enhanced flying octopus with laser eyes: You want something smart enough and dexterous enough that we can pay them a paycheque and they take care of themself when we get out of this mess. They also have to be smart enough that they don't want to kill all humans or strike out on their own when they've got you to hang around with who obviously needs the protection and can reward them by making fun monsters to keep them amused.
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No. 649484 ID: 7ef901
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649484

You think to yourself "Hmmm...something to protect you from the robots, obviously! It has to be loyal. And hate robots...and be into freaky tentacle hentai anime."
So you decide to create your previously mentioned fursona that you claimed not to have! A combination of a wolf, snake and bat! You'll name this new creation Wakebat, your new trusty sidekick to accompany you!
Now you think you're ready to face the cruel world behind that door that was also slightly cruel since it called you a loser.
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No. 649486 ID: 46df9e

A little bit more adorable than I was expecting. Is this really what others consider an "Ungodly Abomination'?
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No. 649488 ID: b8208b

How about... a tentacle monster with a love for life and humanity and a ferocious hatred for animate objects that are not alive.
No need for excessive intelligence. Strong instinct is enough.
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No. 649489 ID: 330ce5

Search and plunder the labs for more nutrition as to expand your beast army. Nothing will stop your reign and all will bow to your might.
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No. 649490 ID: 7ef901
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649490

You go out into the hallway and are greeted with safety! Hoorah! No evil robots!
Instead you see the familiar two doors "Storage" and the ""Storage"" if you know what I'm hinting at with those extra quotation marks. To your right, which is our left, there's the medical center, meanwhile the magic healing center is on your left, which is our right.
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No. 649492 ID: 46df9e

Well I see no reason to go to the Medical or Magical Healing centers for now and I really don't care for all the blood around the storage door, so lets try the "storage" door for now.
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No. 649499 ID: 7ef901
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649499

You go into "Storage", you see the usual "Nutrition Exporters", each with the sole purpose of filling up a Nutrition pod.
Oh and yeah they're all filled with corpses, that's why it's called "Storage" because this is where we throw all the dead bodies.
Also it's called "Storage" because this is where you store all your porn which you see your faithful companion has found.
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No. 649501 ID: 46df9e

What is that piece of paper on the floor?
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No. 649509 ID: 7ef901
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649509

You examine the singular paper on the ground, seems to be yet another letter to the facility detailing its inhumane activities.
One of your favorite parts about working here is that you have the option to ignore letters like these. Though you never got a chance to properly throw it out before everything went to hell.
Now that you think about it the letter did mention only horrible consequences could come from all you were doing, and it was right.
It's like that one other movie trope from the many that plague your life.
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No. 649510 ID: 46df9e

Look in the Nutrition exporters. See anyone you recognize?
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No. 649511 ID: 330ce5

Teach Wakebat some combat maneuvers and the value of good porn.
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No. 649512 ID: 46df9e

>>649511
The value of good porn is of course that we must earn its use in this case earning it involves escaping the facility alive.
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No. 649515 ID: 7ef901
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649515

You recognize nearly everyone in here since most of them are people you worked with. Even before the incident a lot of the scientists died during whatever they were doing, but you assume that the newer scientists put here were killed and dragged here by the killer robots maintaining the Auto-Tester.
Though someone that does stand out is sweet Emily, the only person that still truly respected you no matter what. She was one of the few that even liked your old idea of an Intelligence-enhanced flying octopus with laser eyes.
It seems that chances are one of the killer robots got to her and dragged her here. Though it's odd how the killer robots didn't really do that much damage to her.
You make a mental note to revive your old idea of a laser equipped octopus in memory of poor Emily.
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No. 649517 ID: ab7529

>Though it's odd how the killer robots didn't really do that much damage to her.
Maybe she's faking? Say, she hid herself her to they wouldn't kill her.
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No. 649518 ID: 7ef901
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649518

We switch to Wakebat during their pornographic training montage. Via the help of bootlegged hentai found in the nearby box, Wakebat increases the newly discovered Combat stat (Also interchangeable with the know good porn stat) by a whopping 20 points!
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No. 649520 ID: 46df9e

psst, hey Wakebat. If Eran lets any of the bodies out of those boxes you should show him the new hold you just learned on it.
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No. 649523 ID: 7ef901
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649523

You think that maybe the lack of bodily harm onto her might be a sign of faking so you open the nutrition exporter.
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No. 649524 ID: 7ef901
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649524

Yeah...she seems pretty dead...But oddly she looks like she was stabbed. No doubt yet again that it's your still bat shit crazy friend's handiwork...
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No. 649526 ID: 330ce5

Search the body for any useful items and read that note on her back.
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No. 649530 ID: 7ef901
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649530

Wakebat shows off his new combat hold on the deceased body, gaining him a boost of 3.
Eran on the other hand hesitates before shooing him off which makes him lose some sort of stat for waiting so long. I don't know which but I'll find a way to penalize this sick bastard.
Maybe take away some morality or something? Who knows, the questions revolving around stats just keep on piling up.
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No. 649531 ID: ab7529

>>649524
Wait, is that a note on her back?
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No. 649533 ID: 7ef901
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649533

Of course you do the next logical step and read the note on her back.
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No. 649534 ID: 7ef901
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649534

You turn the note to the other side.
This motivational note improves your happiness by 3.
Words are a powerful thing.
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No. 649535 ID: 46df9e

Wow it could not be any more obvious that Erivich loved Emily. What kind of loser has that obvious of an unconfessed love?
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No. 649537 ID: 7ef901
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649537

You try to examine the rest of the body but seems it was already looted before.

Though, your bracelet aka "runner" on your arm starts to beep...
JODE HAS REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS.
Eran: Well fuck...
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No. 649538 ID: 46df9e

So who is Jode and what is so unfortunate about their awakening?
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No. 649539 ID: 7ef901
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649539

You ask yourself what can be so bad about Jode waking up BUT OH THAT QUESTION QUICKLY RUNS FIFTY FUCKING MILES AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!

You've made Jode into an abomination! A creature that you can't bare witness to! You don't have the heart to tell him what sort monstrosity you've turned him into. You don't even have the heart to look him in the eyes after potentially ruining his life!
He's yet another example as to why you're a failure compared to all the other award winning nerds around here!
He was such a nice man, Jode did nothing wrong. But you on the other hand, have.
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No. 649540 ID: 46df9e

So he was the one under the tarp then. What enhancements did you give him anyway?
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No. 649542 ID: ab7529

>>649539
What did you to do to Jode to save his life. Did you give him tits or tentacles or what.

...could you just keep him from seeing any mirrors forever.
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No. 649543 ID: 330ce5

Bury your mistakes and memories deep within your mind. Lock those thoughts in a mental vault and move on. Let's focus on putting Emily back in her resting place.
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No. 649544 ID: 7ef901
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649544

You promptly return Emily to her final resting place, and make sure to bury your mistakes and memories deep within your mind. Locking those thoughts in a mental vault and moving on. Only god can forgive you for your sins now.
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No. 649545 ID: 46df9e

Grab some of your porn stash then look out the window to make sure Jode isn't out in the hall.
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No. 649547 ID: 7ef901
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649547

We now become Jode as he's added on to our massive list of playable characters!
But what makes him special is that he has a shitty ghost costume. He doesn't know why but it's pretty chill.
[YOU CAN NOW CONTROL ERAN,WAKEBAT,JODE]
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No. 649552 ID: 330ce5

Jode use ghostly wail on mystery foe on computer!
Wakebat please cheer up Eran, his moodiness is unwanted.
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No. 649558 ID: 57d76a

>>649547
Jode continue using computer without thinking about that you can also see in the other direction.
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No. 649565 ID: 7ef901
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649565

[GAME PAUSED]
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No. 649607 ID: 7ef901
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649607

You notice the unknown foe behind you and put your newly discovered spook powers to the test!
You hope this increases your spook stat, but that's not a real stat and never will be.
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No. 649608 ID: 7ef901
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649608

The foe notices you and promptly turns around to reveal to be none other than just one of your fellow co-workers, Niksa! She gains a boost of 10 happiness points simply from learning that apparently people can rise from the dead.
Niksa: Wow my ghost bro! You nearly scared the bazoodles out of me!
Jode: Sorry bruh, just following my rad ghostly senses.
Niksa: All cool in the hood my undead room companion.
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No. 649610 ID: 46df9e

Jode: Ask Niksa what she was doing on the computer.
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No. 649612 ID: 7ef901
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649612

Jode: So what sort of rad shenanigans are you up to on the computer?
Niksa: Well ghost lad, do you mind if I call you ghost lad? It fits the whole superhero storyline I've been working on.
Jode: Yeah sure.
Niksa: Well the rest of my superhero crew has sent me here to disable all the nutrition exporters! That way we can go fight the big supervillain behind all this tomfuckery! Then we can all escape and I can live the rest of my days as comic-man as a symbolic gesture to all my dead friends!
Jode: Cool.
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No. 649613 ID: 46df9e

Ask if she might need some of your powers of spookery to finish her task while adjusting your sheet, so each hole goes over an eye.
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No. 649623 ID: 95f533

please fuck wakebat
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No. 649626 ID: 7ef901
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649626

Jode adjusts his sheets a bit so he puts the eye in the proper location. He looked pretty fucking stupid before you'll admit.
Jode: So bro think you need any of my ghostly rad tricks for whatever you're doing.
Niksa: Could you do some cool ghost tricks! I love those!
Jode: Bro. I know some cool ghost tricks.
Jode decides to use his not real ghostly tricks on the computer by typing in some rather cool looking commands. You don't have a view of what's on the monitor but I can assure that it's some sort of stupid bullshit that doesn't help either one of these two. Though you receive a nice little reminder that you do indeed have the ability to control Niksa as well as with probably a lot of other things.
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No. 649627 ID: 7ef901
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649627

The sexual tension between Wakebat and Eran grows and grows as time goes on.
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No. 649629 ID: 46df9e

Hey Jode if Niksa just needs to disable the Nutrient Extractors they are nearby in the "storage" room in case she isn't getting very far with the computer.

Eran, we need to have a talk about this. first off there is the issue that you are Wakebat's creator, and it is your fursona which just makes any sexual tension unbelievable creepy. Also are you homosexual or did you make your own fursona the opposite gender? The answer could really up the creep factor here.
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No. 649632 ID: 7ef901
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649632

Eran begins having a sort of inner conflict about the sexual tension between him and his creation.
Eran tells himself that it can't be that creepy since wakebat is the opposite gender, but then again, it's pretty creepy that his fursona is the opposite gender, but he assures himself that's just for roleplay preference, plus she has a dick too so there's not that many differences between you and her! That has to add some sort of boost to his normal stat! (Implying that exists, and even if it did that would probably reduce it by a lot).
Eran keeps on trying to grasp at more straws to prove the lack of creepiness in the situation, but ultimately just makes everything worse for himself.
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No. 649635 ID: 7ef901
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649635

Niksa and Jode both enter the "Storage" room and witness Eran have his mental break down.
Eran probably loses all his professionality points now but they never really mattered that much in the first place so no one except for Eran cares.
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No. 649639 ID: 46df9e

Good to see Jode still has his sheet to cover his enhancements. Greet them as awkwardly as possible, and introduce them to Wakebat.
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No. 649656 ID: ec4082

Jode proceed to haunt and spook eran. Meanwhile Niksa will go pet wakebat.
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No. 649660 ID: ec4da8

Jode: Find a can of Beef Jerky, and picks it up.
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No. 649670 ID: 7ef901
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649670

Niksa by nature goes up to Wakebat and gives him a proper non perverted petting while Jode prepares to deliver a spookening.
Eran: Oh hey... you two....
Niksa: Hey look it's that freak everyone makes fun of! Hey!
Eran: That's not ummm... True...
Jode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Niksa: Have you fucked this dog yet? I feel like you have.
Eran: Jode I'm sorry for what I did to you but please...can you not make annoying ghost noises...
Niksa: Do you wanna hear a ghost noise? I can make some good ghost noises! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
Jode: That's a pretty good ghost noise.
Eran: Anyways ummm...this is my latest chimera...
Niksa: Isn't this thing that weird Oh-Cee you made and showed everyone? Cool! Where are its boobs like in your drawings!
Eran: First of all those weren't my drawings...they were commissioned and...
Niksa: Hey Ecto-lad can you give me some beef jerky? Batsnakewolf wants some!
Eran: Her name first of all is Wakebat...
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No. 649671 ID: 7ef901
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649671

Jode hands Niksa some of the beef jerky he found outside in the hall. Niksa then feeds the Snakewolfbat some delicious jerky to both his snake and wolf counterparts.
Eran: Where did you guys ummm...find that?
Niksa: Out in the hall!
Eran: But that wasn't...there before...?
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No. 649672 ID: 46df9e

Wakebat: roll onto your back in preparation to receive belly rubs.
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No. 649673 ID: 7ef901
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649673

Wakebat rolls onto his back in preparation to receive belly rubs, while on his back everyone gets a clear view as to what sort of special attributes Eran gave him.
Niksa still provides belly rubs, which give her a high boost in happiness and...strangely gives Wakebat a boost in combat...
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No. 649674 ID: 46df9e

Jode: Remind Niksa of why she came here.
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No. 649685 ID: 7ef901
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649685

Jode: Niksa wasn't there like a thing you had to do here. Take out the nutrition exporty thingies?
Niksa: OH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jode's reminder gives Niksa a slight boost in her memory stat.
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No. 649687 ID: 7ef901
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649687

She notices a nearby puddle of blood on the ground and uses her liquid/office themed powers on it.
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No. 649688 ID: 7ef901
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649688

This memory boost also gives her memory of the time she gave Emily a bloody blade as a replacement for her arm, so she decides to replicate it but this time for herself.
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No. 649691 ID: 7ef901
File 143484470520.png - (71.02KB , 915x541 , 248.png )
649691

She proceeds to slice all the nutrition exporters in half.
All of them.
Though a distant alarm starts to ring from all the destruction...
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No. 649693 ID: 46df9e

Eran: Quickly recommend everyone flee the room before whatever that alarm is summoning comes; all while secretly hoping no one else notices that your pornography is still sitting right out in the open for everyone to see.
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No. 649701 ID: ab7529

Eran: Okay that was a cool anime power thing (and only a little terrifying) but why did you ruin all those bodies?

...also we should probably run away before something angry responds to that alarm.
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No. 649707 ID: 330ce5

Get out of their before the fuzz gets yeah. To the Comic Cave!
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No. 649718 ID: 7ef901
File 143485233408.png - (42.03KB , 662x506 , 249.png )
649718

Eran scoots everyone away from his fucked up porn room and says that it's priority for them to skiddadle before whatever claims to be the fuzz around here arrives. Niksa suggests that it'd be a good idea to go to the comic cave aka the medical center since that's where her and her friends have been hiding out for a while.
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No. 649719 ID: 7ef901
File 143485242131.png - (42.00KB , 784x526 , 250.png )
649719

We switch our view to the the comic cave, but in the past, but not too far in the past, maybe like half an hour ago in the past, give or take.
We become Past!Laurence who's still very hard at work with the medical cloning machine, still attempting to make an arm for Emily. A while ago both Niksa and Erivich left the room and they haven't come back since, but at least you have your best friend Lil' Jim with you.
You have no idea how this damn machine works since afterall you work in the fashion division not in the fucking shit nerds division.
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No. 649722 ID: 46df9e

Well you know nothing about the operation of the machine so might as well go all out random. Hold up Lil' Jim to the machine and let him push the buttons with his feet; that should assure a truly randomized selection of button presses.
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No. 649725 ID: 7ef901
File 143485479380.png - (47.70KB , 925x538 , 251.png )
649725

You lift up Lil' Jim to the machine and he uses his drunken wisdom to press a bunch of random buttons.
Due to Past!Laurence's mediocre happiness level, her luck is also mediocre so she makes a hand (just a hand). The machine dispenses it onto the ground.
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No. 649737 ID: 46df9e

Play fetch with Lil' Jim using the hand in an attempt to raise your happiness level.
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No. 649741 ID: 330ce5

Proceed to make all the hand puns as you press more buttons.
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No. 649747 ID: 7ef901
File 143486064141.png - (32.15KB , 817x468 , 252.png )
649747

You play fetch with lil' Jim to boost up your happiness. Luckily you have a good throwing arm from all those times you've thrown rocks at people. That used to be a hobby of yours until you got a real job.
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No. 649755 ID: 7ef901
File 143486258270.png - (44.86KB , 885x525 , 253.png )
649755

You try again but this time with a new tactic of hand puns.

Laurence: Less see what sort of fuckin' han' puns can ah make...

Laurence: Maybe some bullshit like, I'll han' it t'ya o' some shit.

Laurence: Puns is the lowess form of comedy anyways...

Laurence: ah guess I'll han' it to the medical team fo' makin' this here han'y machine.

Laurence: Yeah ah's just gonna kill mahse'f fo' makin' these shitty puns af'er this.

Luckily with her boosted happiness stat, her luck increases and helps her recreate an entire arm. You're not sure if it's the proper right or left arm but who cares. Definitely not you.
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No. 649810 ID: 330ce5

Keep smashing those buttons, try to make a pineapple.
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No. 649814 ID: 46df9e

Well now that we have the arm I guess we should locate Emily, Niksa, or Erivich so we can let them know.
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No. 649859 ID: 7ef901
File 143492389968.png - (41.73KB , 894x480 , 254.png )
649859

You angrily punch the stupid looking buttons in hopes of randomly creating a pineapple.
You manage to create a normal apple.
This sort of pisses you off but at least it gives you something to eat.
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No. 649861 ID: 7ef901
File 143492394222.png - (43.37KB , 678x524 , 255.png )
649861

You put your newly made arm in your inventory and prepare to eat the apple but as you turn around it seems like you're stuck in yet another situation involving a crazed knife wielding man. This wouldn't be the first time you were put into a situation like this, it's pretty common.
He's babbling about hearing some sort of explosion but you can barely understand him. Well you can, but you're choosing to ignore most of what he's saying.
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No. 649873 ID: 46df9e

Offer the man an apple to go away. Then contemplate where Lil' Jim went.
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No. 650033 ID: 57d76a

Lil' Jim: proceed to chestburst from the crazed knife wielder.
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No. 650492 ID: 7ef901
File 143518358672.png - (50.40KB , 811x536 , 256.png )
650492

You offer him an apple and GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
He stabs you in the arm and fucking hell that hurts.
Laurence: What the fuck is yer problem asshole!
Bat shit crazy insane person (Who's more batshit insane than the other people working here): Food doesn't matter when the world is crumbling all around you, death is the only sweet release we can afford and eating is just another way to delay the great inevitable. Instead of focusing on extending our hell stay here, we have to focus our dreams and hopes into pleasing the highest life form, for she rules over us al-
Laurence: Shut th' fuck up! You fuckin' stabbed me yo' asshole! Now there's fuckin' glitter blood everywhere! Fuckin' amazin'!
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No. 650499 ID: bd8b82

being an asshole carries the sentence of public humiliation. sock em in the jaw, with the apple.
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No. 650546 ID: 7ef901
File 143519620919.png - (57.14KB , 804x554 , 257.png )
650546

Being an asshole carries the sentence of public humiliation. You try to sock em in the jaw, with the apple but suddenly Lil' Jim proceeds to chestburst from the crazed knife wielder before you can even get near the guy's face.
As usual, Lil' Jim proves to be your best friend.
God bless his soul.
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No. 650547 ID: 46df9e

If this is such hell for you than just kill yourself you psycho.
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No. 650548 ID: 7ef901
File 143519626170.png - (42.93KB , 802x554 , 258.png )
650548

Soon after killing the batshit insane person, Erivich the bitch bursts into the room crying as the sad piece of shit usually does.
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No. 650549 ID: 7ef901
File 143519630288.png - (38.24KB , 758x535 , 259.png )
650549

And then he hugs you...now you feel really uncomfortable. You mentally beg for a time skip. Laurence might not be able to time skip, we certainly can.
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No. 650550 ID: 46df9e

So do we have anything to clean that wound? We should probably try to get that patched up.
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No. 650551 ID: 7ef901
File 143519639350.png - (63.31KB , 871x527 , 260.png )
650551

We become future!Everyone, which is pretty much Present!Everyone relative to us instead of relative to Past!Laurence.
Geez, time is a complicated subject, let's just take a gander at how the comic cave is going.
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Niksa: Hey eeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeryone! Meet my new friends! Their name is wolfsnakedoglizard sidekick and ghost lad guy!
Eran: Ummm...Where do I fit in this whole super hero scenario.
Niksa: Ah! I forgot about you hentai freak!
Erivich: NIKSA WHY IS THAT MAN WEARING A GHOST COSTUME?! WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO RIDICULE MY BELIEFS AFTER I JUST FELT A HARSH LOST?! IS IT BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE JUST ALIGNED PERFECTLY RIGHT VIA A SERIES OF RANDOM ACTIONS TO CAUSE THIS INSULTING ENCOUNTER?!
Niksa: Erivich lad chill.
Eran: The ghost costume is for everyone's good. He's a poor shell of a man he used to be.
Jode: That's what my dad said once...
Lil' Jim: Is we all jest gonna fuckin' igno'e th' alarm o' someone gonna git on thet shit.
Jode: Oh yeah...that's a thing...
It seems that the alarm is warning that a murderbot is coming to assist the medical unit with nutritional issues.
Niksa: Does that mean we're getting granola bars?
Eran: I'm pretty hungry myself...
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No. 650553 ID: 46df9e

Wait did Lil' Jim just talk? Eran we gotta get Wakebat in on that shit. How great would it be being able to talk to your fursona?
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No. 650554 ID: 7ef901
File 143519726778.png - (38.18KB , 738x503 , 261.png )
650554

Jode notices Laurence's newest battle wound that she forgot about.
Being stabbed as many times as she's been makes her used to it.
Jode rips off a piece of his spooky ghost costume and gives it to Laurence as a bandage, she happily accepts the offer from her new ghostly companion. If there were a friendship stat, it would've surely been raised right now.
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No. 650556 ID: 37adba

Niksa: Realize that the most useful thing Eran has done so far is make a freakish fetish creation. Further realize that this was actually very useful, surprisingly so, and resolve to encourage him in his perversions against nature and poorly-repressed sexuality.
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No. 650614 ID: 57d76a

Erevich: Refuse to listen to the wisdom of your friends, rip off Jode's ghost costume.
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No. 651191 ID: 7ef901
File 143543871589.png - (53.82KB , 810x532 , 262.png )
651191

Eran: Wow, I just remembered! If the poodlerana can talk...ummm... I could probably teach Wakebat how to talk too!
Niksa: Ya know Genitals engineer, I think you really deserve an upgrade in super hero rank.
Eran: I don't really understand the whole ranking system if we're changing names every second but okay...
Niksa: You're now beastmaster! Without your amazing skills of abomination making due to your perversions against nature and poorly-repressed sexuality, we wouldn't have Lil' Jim and lizardcaninesnakeroguewingsonicbatnakedog here.
Erivich: It doesn't even fucking MATTER Niksa! No one cares about your stupid non-existant diety damn ranking system because it doesn't even have a fucking hierarchy to it! That's the purpose of ranks you fucking idiot! Plus ranks don't even matter anymore because we're all gonna fucking die!
Niksa: Don't make me revoke your upgrade!
Laurence: Loser don't pretend like you didn't get off to the fact that Niksa gave you her runner after your little crush di-
Erivich: STOP BRINGING HER UP SHE LITTERALLY DIED A FUCKING HOUR AGO AND NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BRING THIS SORT OF SHIT UP! OKAY?! NONE OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY HELPING ME COPE RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT! ESPECIALLY THE GHOST GUY, WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING THAT?! TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF ALREADY!
Jode: Bro chill.
Eran: I think I'm getting him to say his first words! Come on little fursona!
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No. 651194 ID: 7ef901
File 143543885184.png - (40.88KB , 1061x546 , 263.png )
651194

Erivich: You know what ghost guy if you're gonna go fucking waste our shitty resources then why not fucking take off the ghost shit!
Eran: Wow wow wow don't do that! Erivich he's an abomination of nature under those sheets! He's supposed to be dead! He's just another Frankenstein now!
Erivich: First of all Frankenstein wasn't the name of the monster. Second of all fuck off hentai loving sick fuck.
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No. 651195 ID: 7ef901
File 143543890275.png - (35.73KB , 747x538 , 264.png )
651195

Eran witnesses Jode's unholy looks. Oh god that's fucking terrifying.
Eran's happiness lowers to a whopping 0 equating even lower than Erivich's 1, going from anger, to just plain sadness.
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No. 651198 ID: 7ef901
File 143543905530.png - (40.41KB , 840x439 , 265.png )
651198

Erivich: WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SAD OVER THIS!? YOU ONLY GAVE HIM A TAIL AND EARS!
Eran: *Gross fucking sobbing*
Erivich: STOP CRYING GODDAMMIT ALL THIS NOISE IS JUST GONNA ATTRACT THE MURDER BOTS EVEN MORE!
Eran: *Even louder gross sobbing that isn't helping the situation*
Erivich: YOUR GROSS LOUD SOBBING ISN'T HELPING THE SITUATION!
Erivich's runner starts speaking but isn't audible over all his yelling.
Jode: Dudes...
Eran: *Sobbing that's louder than his runner*
Eran's runner starts speaking but as well isn't audible over all his sobbing.
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No. 651201 ID: 7ef901
File 143543934450.png - (33.15KB , 730x379 , 267.png )
651201

Erivich's ranting and Eran's crying goes on for quite a while as both their runners continuously announce something.
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No. 651203 ID: 7ef901
File 143543939876.png - (41.34KB , 899x470 , 266.png )
651203

Wakebat: Hey fucklord, look behind you.
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No. 651205 ID: 7ef901
File 143543952969.png - (43.70KB , 760x543 , CHECKPOINTFOUR.png )
651205

CHECKPOINT FOUR REACHED.
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No. 651207 ID: 7ef901
File 143543961318.png - (36.05KB , 823x548 , 1.png )
651207

You look around and examine your surroundings for a bit, seems like there's a machine with about 3 screens, one of them being blacked out while the other two show faces that seem somewhat familiar, or maybe it's just your schizophrenia? You have a tough time knowing the difference between real people or people you've just made up in your head. You also start gaining a bit more sense to realize that you're covered in blood. How you couldn't notice this before is a mystery to everyone. There's three buttons, each with pretty pictures and colors. You don't know which you want to slam the most. Aswell there's a poster with squiggly lines written all over it. Of course you can't read though since reading is for people who aren't doing important stuff like you. Whatever that important thing you're doing is now.
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No. 651234 ID: 46df9e

Oh god this looks horrible. First try to find a way to increase the resolution on all the colored things.
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No. 651492 ID: 330ce5

This doesn't look quite as it should, reboot everything. Reboot memory systems, imagination drive and microwave for maximum results.
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No. 651599 ID: 57d76a

WHAT THAT'S NOT RIGHT. YOU ALREADY DID THIS NIKSA. GET OUT OF THIS SHITTY SIMULATION AND RESCUE YOUR FRIENDS. EVEN IF THEY DON'T NEED RESCUING. BUT THEY PROBABLY DO.
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No. 651676 ID: 7ef901
File 143560133318.png - (35.10KB , 727x547 , 2.png )
651676

You try to re-render the scene. Sadly your memory stat is horrendously low so you probably have a better chance re-rendering something completely new and imaginary than trying to recall such a shittily made memory.
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No. 651687 ID: 7ef901
File 143560352688.png - (48.82KB , 819x462 , 3.png )
651687

This doesn't look quite as it should, you decide that Niksa should reboot everything. Reboot memory systems, imagination drive and microwave for maximum results. Sadly the only one with this ability is Wakebat who hasn't been shoved into an emergency energy pod fueling the Auto-Tester.
But un-sadly we become Wakebat who can do all these things. Wow! Switching characters is an amazing option! No wonder it's always the first thing you should suggest.

Wakebat has luckily not been shoved into these machines unlike his human comrades since he's not a very suitable source of nutrition, same goes for Lil' Jim. Wakebat has decided to first go into the control room belonging to Niksa, labelled N-1.
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No. 651691 ID: 7ef901
File 143560470329.png - (24.14KB , 694x431 , 4.png )
651691

You might have a hard time telling apart fiction from fact but you know when you're in a simulation.. (Plus you can never forget your cool third arm you've grown emotionally (and Physically) attached to.
You pray for a bit that the murder bots didn't chop it off of you.)
The voices in your simulated head don't hesitate telling you that it's your job to escape and rescue your friends, even if they don't need saving (but probably do).
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No. 651694 ID: 46df9e

While Wakebat takes care of Niksa, let's check on another character; let's try to make someone else aware they're in a simulation so Lil' Jim can try to wake them.
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No. 651697 ID: 57d76a

Niksa: poke giant floating colored rectangles. This can only help.
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No. 651701 ID: 7ef901
File 143560653145.png - (31.77KB , 851x512 , 5.png )
651701

Niksa pokes one of the giant floating rectangles. It seems to be a block made out of liquid.
This sort of reminds you of minecraft. A lot of the things that's been happening to you seems to remind you of video games for some strange reason, first Portal, then Ruby quest and now Minecraft. What's next? Silent hill?
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No. 651704 ID: 46df9e

Begin making tools out of the colored blobs: an axe, pickaxe, etc. Also make a pig wearing a saddle to ride.
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No. 651705 ID: 7ef901
File 143560760783.png - (32.08KB , 916x547 , 6.png )
651705

We switch to Erivich who's starting to accept his wet fate. He recently sent out Niksa to the control center in order to help him escape from this flooding test chamber. But he feels like soon she'll be dead due to how much of a schizophrenic fuck she is.
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No. 651709 ID: 57d76a

>>651701
Ruby Quest is a video game now?

Erivich: have an odd sense of deja vu.
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No. 651713 ID: 7ef901
File 143560904355.png - (33.86KB , 814x539 , 7.png )
651713

Niksa begins making objects out of the colored blobs including an axe, pickaxe, shovel, a hoe, and a pig with a saddle. Having all this adventurous gear reminds her of her younger days consisting of playing a multitude of video games, her favorite of course being Ruby Quest for the Atari 2600.
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No. 651714 ID: 7ef901
File 143561013087.png - (39.05KB , 889x548 , 8.png )
651714

Erivich begins having a strange sense of Deja Vu, he's been in this exact same situation before.
Using his extremely above average memory he flashbacks to when he was a baby, almost drowning in the bath tub because his parents forgot him there while they were in church.
This memory lowers Erivich's happiness by 5.
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No. 651729 ID: 6b0329

Flying octopus with laser eyes, do you exist yet?
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No. 651739 ID: bcfa35

Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!
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No. 651745 ID: 7ef901
File 143561831017.png - (46.31KB , 903x443 , 9.png )
651745

We take a moment to ask ourselves if the flying octopus with laser eyes exists yet.
By taking a gander at what Eran's doing we can see that yes, The flying octopus with laser eyes is a thing which exists in the realm of virtual reality.
Isn't technology amazing?
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No. 651750 ID: 46df9e

Well at least Eran has not turned himself into his fursona in here yet.
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No. 651752 ID: 330ce5

Switch to Jobe, or anyone else really. Leaving Eran alone is the best and only option.
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No. 651765 ID: 7ef901
File 143562382496.png - (191.49KB , 874x526 , 10.png )
651765

We switch to Jode, Leaving Eran alone was the best and only option.
Jode seems to not have enough nutrition in order to have a simulation so he's just in a digital void. His lack of nutrition is most likely caused by the blood loss of his previous stabbing.
We check our new stat system which seems to be the Nutrition system.
N-1 = Niksa
N-2 = Erivich
N-3 = Laurence
N-4 = Eran
N-5 = Jode
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No. 651782 ID: 7ef901
File 143562780846.png - (69.26KB , 872x547 , 11.png )
651782

Niksa does the obligatory simulationary tasks, just like how she always said
"Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!"
Thanks to her minecraft inspired gear, she manages to do all this with no problem.
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No. 651783 ID: 330ce5

Lil' jim go bug Laurence. Wakebat try to wake up Niksa, destroy the dream.
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No. 651973 ID: 7ef901
File 143569506805.png - (53.64KB , 775x526 , 12.png )
651973

Lil' Jim checks up on Laurence who for some odd reason doesn't have a simulation and seems to not have any of her blood being actively pumped out.
You don't know whether this is a good or bad thing.
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No. 652098 ID: ec4da8

It is a good thing. This could only mean that this is some sort of supernatural being that we're dealing with here.
Lil' Jim, check to see if there's any supernatural happenings in the nearby area.
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No. 652099 ID: e52b6e

>>651973
Do The Macarena... Show off those sick moves!!!
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No. 652102 ID: e52b6e

SUGGESTION: Everybody Do The Flop!!!
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No. 652106 ID: 330ce5

Lil' Jim should search Laurence's pockets for stuff.
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No. 652112 ID: 556f64

>>652099
>>652102

Congratulations on not realising that your ID hash is visible for all to see, you moron!
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No. 652140 ID: 0ce360
File 143572358398.png - (55.11KB , 779x486 , 13.png )
652140

Before going back to examining the area in look for supernatural spooks, you examine Laurence's pockets.
You find a pack of cigarettes, an arm (Gross), and a apple.
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No. 652142 ID: 0ce360
File 143572430094.png - (35.11KB , 742x517 , 14.png )
652142

We put on our spookenings detective metaphorical hat and dedicate this time towards discovering any paranormal activity. Lil' Jim goes out to the center of all the rooms, to his right (Our left), is the hallway leading to the emergency exit, to his left (Our right), is the hallway leading to the Auto-Tester.
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No. 652167 ID: ec4da8

Lil' Jim must o to the exit, no matter what he may think about.
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No. 652271 ID: ec4da8

Go to the exit. Usually supernatural shit lies in the place where you THINK you can leave.
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No. 652283 ID: 0ce360
File 143578424386.png - (27.04KB , 730x493 , 15.png )
652283

Lil' Jim ignores all previous thoughts and heads towards the exit.
It seems to be a ladder leading to a hatch which reads "Fire Escape Only".
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No. 652340 ID: e52b6e

Cause a fire, obviously!
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No. 653459 ID: 0ce360
File 143621137578.png - (11.97KB , 526x365 , 16.png )
653459

You don't exactly know how to start a fire without any tools...
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No. 653478 ID: e8dcb5

scratch the word 'fire' into the wall, then escape it.
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No. 653531 ID: 330ce5

Go find some tool-making materials to make tools to create fire.
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No. 653780 ID: 0ce360
File 143631175064.png - (42.96KB , 723x516 , 17.png )
653780

You go around and gather whatever tool-making tools you can find. You raid everyone's inventory and make an item pile in the center.
Your pile of bullshit contains
1 Apple
2 Arms
2 Lab Coats
1 Pack of Cigarettes
1 empty plastic bag
1 Lighter
1 Artificial Intelligence Chip 0342
1 knife
1 Pair of glasses
1 Motivational Note
1 Jar
Let's see how your far these can help in your quest of pyromania.
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No. 653789 ID: 46df9e

Shred both lab coats with your teeth. Pile the shredded cloth then attempt to operate the lighter to set all the cloth on fire.
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No. 653794 ID: e114bc

Use the note as tinder.
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No. 653801 ID: 0ce360
File 143631533162.png - (39.09KB , 813x540 , 18.png )
653801

You scratch the word 'fire' into the wall using the knife. You'd escape it but sadly it doesn't open the hatch so there's nowhere to escape to.
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No. 654009 ID: 330ce5

Take an arm wrap it in a shirt then set the whole thing on fire with the lighter.
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No. 654069 ID: e15255

wakebat do the thing with thing please!
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No. 655374 ID: 0ce360
File 143672106251.png - (27.61KB , 820x531 , 19.png )
655374

You do the logical thing of actually using the lighter and then taking both the arm and shirt and combining them, forming a SHIRT WRAPPED ARM.
Yes, a very clever name. You would pat yourself on the back for that but alas your arm/legs are too tiny for that sort of thing.
But as usual things just can't be that easy, it seems that the lighter is empty.
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No. 655378 ID: 0ce360
File 143672154158.png - (27.58KB , 708x496 , 20.png )
655378

Wakebat proceeds to do a thing with a thing (Of course we can't see what he does due to the vagueness of the action, leaving us in a fog of mystery! Wow! :^ O )
But whatever the thing does causes all simulating blobs to disappear. This would lower Niksa's happiness but she sort of knew that one day she'd have to say goodbye to her alternate simulative life.
Now she's just stuck in a really boring void...
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No. 655405 ID: 6b0329

You are in a prison of the mind, free yourself Niksa! You have the strength of crazy will to break free, unlike those other chumps!
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No. 655421 ID: 330ce5

Lil' Jim go search for on of those convenient lighter recharge stations.
Wakebat please read the manual and figure out how to help the humans.
Finally Jobe, shadow box to combat the boredom of the void.
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No. 657338 ID: 0ce360
File 143748445927.png - (71.48KB , 672x474 , 22.png )
657338

Niksa tries to overexert the machine via pulling a highly dangerous "Life Hack". She attempts to boost up her memory stat to the max via taking advantage of being inside the computer and accessing all security footage. After doing so she tries to render each one of those frames all at once.
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No. 657339 ID: 0ce360
File 143748453769.png - (108.88KB , 732x483 , 21.png )
657339

Wakebat decides that it's time to read up on the manual for the machine, thankfully his skills in reading pornography pass over to his skills in general reading making him be able to read this pretty fast.
After finishing reading the manual it seems that the only solution is death in the simulation to wake subjects up.
This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that worked in this area was a sadistic bastard.
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No. 657341 ID: 0ce360
File 143748575490.png - (258.10KB , 916x534 , 23.png )
657341

Jode comes to terms with the fact that he's about to die and decides to finally cross off the last thing on his bucket list.
Learning how to shadow box.
Luckily the familiar mysterious figure hands you what seems to be a youtube video that'll help you earn this skill much faster.
You're pretty amazed that in the realm of simulation people can just physically hand youtube videos.
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No. 657366 ID: 0ce360
File 143750167017.png - (33.72KB , 857x482 , 24.png )
657366

Lil' Jim decides that his best option if he's ever gonna refill the lighter is to go to a conveniently place lighter refuel station.
Too bad those places don't exist so you decide to go to the second best option that might as well be considered a refill station.
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You go to the Auto Tester's pod where all the nutrition goes in, inside this pod there's a fucking monstrosity who's just on constant life support. You grab one of the many tubes connected to her and refill your lighter with it. A little known fact is that a lot of the scientist here have blood that can be used as lighter fluid. This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that works here is pretty fucked up.
You're pretty positive that everyone here has at least 7 different types of cancers.
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No. 657417 ID: 330ce5

Erivich try to breath underwater to escape flooding room.
Eran attempt autoerotic asphyxiation with your octopus laser bub.
Lil' Jim, go burn something.
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No. 657833 ID: 46df9e

Lil 'Jim: Hug the auto tester pod, and tell it you don't hate it for being a sin against nature. Then assure it we will find a way to save it too.
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