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649379 No. 649379 ID: 324890

Hello, you are a demon- what do you do?
You can do anything, as long as it's something simple and can be stated in one sentence.
>___
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No. 649380 ID: 330ce5

Forge a scythe.
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No. 649382 ID: 696535

Eat a fellow demon.
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No. 649383 ID: d3be40

Play soccer or rugby using baby souls.
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No. 649384 ID: 324890
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649384

You magick up the coolest of cool scythes from the fiery landscape that is comprised of children screams. This makes you happy.
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No. 649385 ID: 324890
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649385

Baby soul soccer does sound like fun, you would need to find some baby souls... and friends to play the soccer.
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No. 649388 ID: 324890
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649388

Oooh, but you are hungry... you can tell because the tummy area is making the noise that angry monsters make when they are annoyed. What do you do? Remember, keep is simple and one sentence.

>_____
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No. 649389 ID: 159959

Eat self.
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No. 649392 ID: 324890
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649392

You nibble on your arm, You find that demons (yourself included) Do not taste good and you would rather have something else... maybe pancakes made with evil blueberries or something?
>___
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No. 649395 ID: 27581b

Find hot babe and eat her, if you know what I mean.
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No. 649399 ID: 324890
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649399

You don't know what that means, and you wonder if you should set the babe on fire before or after you meet her.

>___
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No. 649400 ID: 330ce5

Go hunt a hell beast and gorge on its meats.
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No. 649402 ID: 46df9e

Consume the wails of the fallen.
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No. 649408 ID: 324890
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649408

You hunt down the nearest hell-beast diner and ask the man if he has any hell-beast meat and wails of the fallen that You can order.
The man replies that yes, obviously a hell-beast diner has hell-beast meat. He can make a fine hell-beast burger for you if you want or a decent hell-beast steak. He also asks if you want your wails to be with or without pulp.

>_______
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No. 649420 ID: 330ce5

We'll have the burger without a pickle and take our wails with pulp.
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No. 649425 ID: 46df9e

Burger and with Pulp; make sure to ask if the burger comes with fries.
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No. 649428 ID: ab7529

Go to that cool restaurant where you get to eat really awesome food in front of an audience of damned souls who are always hungry and never allowed to eat anything.
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No. 649432 ID: 324890
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649432

You order the burger with no pickle and wails with pulp. A hungry enslaved wretch shambles up with the meal ready, you are surprised at how fast they can make it and compliment the owner. The owner says that his sinners are the best workers in most of the seven hells.
You ask if the meal comes with fries, the owner sadly replies that there haven't been enough cruel dictators in the human world to supply enough fries for small diners like his.
You pay the owner of the hell-beast diner and fill your belly with pulpy wails of the fallen and a tasty hell-beast burger, Now you wonder what you should do next.

>____
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No. 649435 ID: 330ce5

Create more cruel dictators so that all may eat fries. We need fries and by Beelzebub's middle toe we will have some.
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No. 649436 ID: 46df9e

Go to the local theater, I hear there is a new singer that really has the perfect lungs for pained screams.
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No. 649442 ID: 324890
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649442

>>649435
You absolutely wanna do this, you wanna travel to the human world and create so many dictators because everyone wants some good fries!!!
You are gonna go on this adventure right away-
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No. 649443 ID: 324890
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649443

After you go to the theater and get permission to travel to the human world from your father.
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No. 649444 ID: 324890
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649444

It looks like the theater is stocked full of good movies, looks like the lineup is-
-Happy Kill-more :it's a love story
-Bump in the night: porn
-Creation of the seventh layer: boring documentary
-Oral Abduction: fan favorite sci-fi flick (it's about aliens)
and
-Breaking outta Heaven: an action movie based on a true story

You wonder which movie you should go see.

>______
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No. 649445 ID: 0ee153

>You can do anything, as long as it's something simple and can be stated in one sentence.

Become incapable of doing anything that can be stated in one sentence.
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No. 649446 ID: 330ce5

Watch some porn then go catch the 2nd half of that action movie.
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No. 649450 ID: 46df9e

Buy a ticket to Creation of the seventh layer and then theater hop to whatever.
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No. 649453 ID: 9297f4

Porn then fap in the theater.
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No. 649472 ID: d3be40

Bump in the night, but watch the other moviegoers instead.
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No. 649476 ID: 324890

i'm gonna take a break for the night and pick this up hopefully tomorrow
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No. 649497 ID: ab7529

>>649444
Watch Happy Kill More.
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No. 649541 ID: cba546

>>649444
porn then catch the last half of the aliens
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No. 650232 ID: 324890
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650232

You venture up to collect a ticket for "Bump in the NIght," But the ticket dealer demon denies you a ticket for that movie, the dealer explains that if a kid like yourself is caught in that movie that he would be flayed for a century. He suggests that you watch the documentary, he also explains that if you attempt to do a movie hop to that particular movie that he will take you with him to be flayed.
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No. 650234 ID: 324890
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650234

You don't like documentaries, they are boring... and they suck. But you wanna watch a movie, which movie do you eventually decide to go to?

>____
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No. 650237 ID: ab7529

>>650234
Obvious thing to do is get a ticket for another movie, then sneak into the one you wanted.
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No. 650238 ID: d3be40

Buy popcorn somewhere else and go spy on people.
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No. 650239 ID: 9297f4

Breaking outta heaven then.
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No. 650290 ID: 46df9e

Oral Abduction
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No. 650311 ID: b9cef6

>>650234
RUBY!
The Musical!
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No. 650363 ID: cfb12a

>>650234
The life of Kome
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No. 650505 ID: 324890
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650505

You buy a ticket to the documentary instead... it's obviously sucks. Yep, time to skip to another movie.
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No. 650506 ID: 324890
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650506

As you hop out to go move to the action flick you notice another demon is coming to movie hop too.

Since you are shy you just wonder what she is going to see, though You could try to ask her.
But do you?

>_____
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No. 650509 ID: a19cd5

yes, duh
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No. 650515 ID: 57d76a

Nope, just follow her and pretend you were already going the same way.
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No. 650532 ID: d3be40

Something's wrong. Use all your detective skills to analyze her. It's SO evil...
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No. 650542 ID: 46df9e

No, you are too shy. Just follow her into whichever movie she goes to.
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No. 650557 ID: 324890
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650557

You decide not to interact with the girl demon and follow her into the movie she is going to see, You are surprised that she goes deeper into the cinema to a showing that isn't listed on the front board. You've never heard of the movie showing but go in to sit and watch anyway.
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No. 650558 ID: 324890
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650558

"I'm a manly cat, meee-ow!"
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No. 650559 ID: 324890
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650559

"And I am a feminine bunny-"
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No. 650560 ID: 324890
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650560

"And we must escape this GLEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN"
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No. 650561 ID: 324890
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650561

YOU HATE THIS MOVIE ALREADY, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO GO INTO A MOVIE THAT HAS SINGING- ESPECIALLY BAD SINGING!? You take in the horrible atmosphere of the movie and still hate the... everything of it.
Why are you even here!?

>________
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No. 650562 ID: 9297f4

You came here because girl was cute.
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No. 650563 ID: ab7529

Look at the girl you followed. Does she hate it too, or does it look like she's actually enjoying this crap?
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No. 650564 ID: 324890
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650564

You look over to the girl that you followed in, assuming no demon in hell would enjoy a movie like this... You are caught off guard when you notice that she seems to like it... Are you going to seriously stay and watch the whole thing for this cute girl?

>______
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No. 650571 ID: 353cab

>>650561
Wait until the part where the cat and the bunny start to fight mutant aberrations and question their own sanity.

Also go talk to the cute demon girl.
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No. 650582 ID: ab7529

>Are you going to seriously stay and watch the whole thing for this cute girl?
Depends. How hot is she?
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No. 650583 ID: 9297f4

would you bone this chick?
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No. 650616 ID: d3be40

Time to leave. If you ever got in a relationship with her it would mean sitting through fifty of these movies a YEAR. ROUNDING DOWN.
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No. 650667 ID: 33c711

First of all, for your pride's sake, make sure no one else is there. (especially people you know)
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No. 651332 ID: cba546

>>650564
Depends how bad you want to get laid I guess?
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No. 654153 ID: 6898b5
654153

Socialize, you twerp.
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No. 654182 ID: eb385b

stay and watch the bad movie Also go talk to the cute demon girl.
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No. 659858 ID: 324890

bump, may come back to this soon- not sure of a specific date though
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No. 660102 ID: 324890
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660102

You scoot over to the demon girl, she is very cute
"So, what's the movie even about? I just wandered in cus it looks interesting but I'm getting thrown for a loop."
>"Oh, It's about a cat person and a bunny person going through a monster infested lab. It's a romance movie."

This doesn't sound like something you'd watch.
Continue conversation?
>_____
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No. 660103 ID: 3663d3

yes, you want to at least appear interested in what she is interested in.
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No. 660104 ID: 9297f4

>cat and bunny running through lab with monsters
FUCKING-


Might as well introduce yourself
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No. 660137 ID: 2eeb65

Romance + horror
Two best genres to "watch" with a girl
Whoever created this combination was a genius

Introduce yourself and ask her name
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No. 660190 ID: 7e2b63

Ask for her name and ask why she chose this movie.

The threads book was better.
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No. 660271 ID: 2eeb65

>>660190
Yeah, I bet they even left out the songs.
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No. 660283 ID: 324890
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660283

You just realize that in order to introduce yourself, You would need to have a name
Your father neglected to give you a name when you were born so most demons you know just call you 'lil-shit'
This name isn't what you would use to pick up girls
>_____
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No. 660287 ID: 330ce5

Asariel Bedlam. Future demon lord of contracts, hunger, and the moon.
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No. 660288 ID: 9297f4

Abel Nukem.
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No. 660293 ID: 7dc3ab

Noble maibigbutt
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No. 660294 ID: 7dc3ab

Noble maibigbutt
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No. 660300 ID: ab7529

>'lil-shit'
Upgrade. You are now The Shit.
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No. 660301 ID: 2eeb65

Lilius Shittus
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No. 660330 ID: 063153

Don't talk sing this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA
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