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648228 No. 648228 ID: cfb12a

I am Glen, Bat Princess who is locked away in the Evil Lich's Tower. Now, I sit here waiting for a brave knight to sa- BAAAH FUCK IT! Help me get out of here you ghostly voices, we'll rule like a badass! Now what should we do?
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No. 648230 ID: ab7529

Cast echolocation, check the room for invisible thing and secret doors.
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No. 648231 ID: a599c3

>>648228
Right well, im guessing we're that tiara on your head, or we're a symptom of you going bonkers. Either way you might as well peek through the door and see if theres anything there.
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No. 648240 ID: cfb12a
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648240

>Ok So we're either the tiara on your head or a symptom of you going Bonkers.

Gods I hope you're the tiara.

>Peek through the door

Got it Chief!
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No. 648241 ID: d3be40

Wow, I'm amazed that we didn't do the bat pun thing. Good work.

Now, grab the bucket. See if you can break it into pieces that can be used as tools or weapons.

What is the guard level? (# of guards, combat and intelligence levels, etc.)
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No. 648244 ID: a599c3

>>648240
Well, theres suddenly alot of stuff now. So what do you see?
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No. 648247 ID: cfb12a
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648247

>What do you see?

Hmm, can't say, too dark.

>Bat Pun

I like puns! is it racist?
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No. 648255 ID: d3be40

Those bars look weak. See if you can pry one with your hands.
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No. 648259 ID: ab7529

Wait, obvious things first.

Check if the door opens.
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No. 648264 ID: a599c3

>>648255
>>648259
Right well might get the stupid stuff out of the way first
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No. 648272 ID: cfb12a
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648272

>see if the door is unlock.

I pull on the handle and sure enough...it's lock.

>Grab the bucket, smash it, then use the shards as a tool/weapon

That's a chamber pot...That's nasty in so many ways. I'm glad I can't smell
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No. 648274 ID: ab7529

>I'm glad I can't smell
With that snoz? Is something wrong with you, or do you just not notice the stench anymore?
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No. 648288 ID: a599c3

>>648272
Well its still a great weapon/distraction, next up in "dumb obvious things that propbably wont work" is the bricks, we all know that evil mages love hidden exits in the form of loose bricks and bookshelves.
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No. 648341 ID: 7b1060

Echolocate, through the bars and otherwise!
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No. 648422 ID: cfb12a
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648422

>Echolocation Everything
Alright...SCRREEEEEEEEEE...
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No. 648423 ID: cfb12a
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648423

There's something hollow towards the bed roll...
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No. 648429 ID: fef726

check door under bedding.
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No. 648448 ID: a599c3

>>648423
INTRIGUE!
Get hollow thing
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No. 648844 ID: d4a543

Also echo-map the hallway outside the door, if possible. Might be important later.
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No. 648859 ID: cfb12a
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648859

>check under bedding

I move the bedding and there is a trap door!
Huh, you guys were right, Dark wizards love hidden things.
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No. 648867 ID: ab7529

>>648859
Open it, carefully. Stand to the side, in case of traps.

Maybe even tie a blanket to the handle so you can stand well back and open it at a distance.
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No. 648951 ID: a599c3

>>648859
Oh just open the damn thing, its not like they'd make a trap to kill their prisoner.
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No. 649218 ID: 15fae4

>>648859

Well, get down there, girl. Can't rot in the Lich's tower forever.
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No. 649493 ID: cfb12a
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649493

>stand back just in case if it's a trap
I i poke the trapdoor and quickly step back.
Something comes from the ceiling and obliterates
the trapdoor.
I think it was a Turret!
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No. 649498 ID: ab7529

Um are your wings any good?

Fly up the the ceiling, and then over to the turret so you can disable it.
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No. 649500 ID: d3be40

Seriously? What are the levels of technology in your nation? Because bullets and other siege-effective weapons don't fit with dungeons and castle towers!

Grab the turret, you can scavenge for parts and bullets! Even without a gun, you can light a fire to shoot the bullets!
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No. 649503 ID: fef726

You know, if you can get up there that is exit, better yet its an exit they wouldn't expect you to take.

If you can't fly, lean the bedding against the wall, then climb the turret into the ceiling.
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No. 649505 ID: 08f4b2

Fly up to the turret and steal its previous innards.
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No. 649506 ID: bd8b82

get turret, use as wepon.
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No. 657866 ID: 3fd5e2
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657866

>use the turret shaft as an exit.

Great idea!
I jump up and grab the turret when is stops shooting. the turret starts pulling me upwards.

> Even without a gun, you can light a fire to shoot the bullets!

Thaaaaaaat's not how bullets or fire works.
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No. 657868 ID: ab7529

>the turret starts pulling me upwards.
Look (or echolocate) up. Make sure there's space for you in the turret-recess, and you're not about to get yourself crushed.
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No. 657908 ID: a599c3

>>657866
My mistake, they WOULD brutally murder their prisoners, with bullets apparently, lets take this wayyyy more careful from now on.
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No. 659665 ID: 3fd5e2
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659665

>look up to see if turret-recess.

Too late now for that now, i'm already in the shaft. the turret shaft is large enough for me to crawl through.
I try to slow the turret down so i don't get hurt but i slip and fall.
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No. 659677 ID: ab7529

Um. Well. Sneak forward carefully. Let's hope the turret doesn't come back down and smoosh you, or decide to open fire when you see it again. You're something of a fish in a barrel in passages this narrow.
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No. 659694 ID: fef726

use echolocation to make sure there are no surprises.
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No. 659798 ID: 3fd5e2
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659798

>use echolocation to make sure they're no surprises

I can't use that in narrow spaces. It'll mess my hearing up.

Friggin small spaces- wait i hear a voice.

"where could of that bat gone to? She couldn't get very far with all the traps I set up!"
It's coming from the left.
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No. 659803 ID: 3fd5e2
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659803

I sneak up to the vent grate and listen.

"m-m-master we've l-l-looked a-all over th-the place a-a-and found n-n-nothing."

"WELL YOUR NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH! LOOK THROUGH ALL THE SECRET PASSAGES, LOOK IN THE CATACOMBS, LOOK IN THE VENTS, DAMNIT!"
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No. 659806 ID: 15fae4

>>659803

This guy looks like a bitch. You can take him. No guns, no armour, no nothin', just fists. Mano e Mano, you and him.
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No. 659807 ID: 1cebc8

Wait for them to pass, then move right behind them. If they notice you, take the leader hostage.
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No. 659818 ID: fef726

Do Not Mess with the thing with with glowing eyes. Lets wait until they pass by and then move on. IF you come across something in the vents, move out into the normal corridors.
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No. 659821 ID: 2eeb65

Shout: "It's YOU'RE, not YOUR!"
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No. 659843 ID: ab7529

>>659803
I guess that's the evil lich? Or a lieutenant at least. Bossing around some kind of undead critter.

I think you want to find another vent exit. Unless there are no turnoffs, then you're stuck here waiting for them to move.
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No. 659850 ID: d4a543

Wait for them to pass around a corner, then emerge and flee through main passages while minions are busy searching the vents.
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No. 661016 ID: dcd949
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661016

>wait for them to leave the room

The two leave the room. I remove the vent cover as silently as possible and crawl out.
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No. 661017 ID: e114bc

Oh hey, a computer. Try to use it.
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No. 661026 ID: 1cebc8

Sabotage the computer after you upload the files to a flash drive.
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No. 661059 ID: ab7529

>>661017
Yes, examine computer.
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No. 661062 ID: 8d8f77

Look or echolocate through the door to make sure it's safe.
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No. 661264 ID: 3fd5e2
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661264

>Use Ecolocation
That would get me unwanted attention.

>use Computer
Holy Hell this is way better than my computer back in my room.
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No. 661265 ID: 3fd5e2
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661265

Though my options are limited here.
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No. 661271 ID: e114bc

>>661265
Open Internet Explorer, visit tgchan.org
Open the Plans document.
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No. 661275 ID: fef726

Oh hey internet! Can you think of anyone you can email to help you here? If you don't have something already you can easily sign up for free email or something you can access through webmail.

Huh I wonder what steam games they have.
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No. 661278 ID: 15fae4

>>661265

Start a quest
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No. 661290 ID: 1cebc8

He's got Steam on his computer...

I changed my mind, try to extract the computer and all the video game goodies inside. See if you can harvest the memory drive for efficient storage.
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No. 661291 ID: c0fe75

>>661265
Delete C:\Windows\System32 after reading PLANS.TXT.

Alternatively, install BonziBuddy.
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No. 661293 ID: fef726

You know that is an idea. Muck up their computer system completely.

Once you are done go to every skeevy porn site, game warez and hack site you can and just install everything. Eventually their network will be so bogged down by shit that their tech support will be more concerned with that then chasing around one escaped prisoner.
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No. 661324 ID: 6e773d

Start up tf2 if they have it in their library, then give away everything in their inventory. :>
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No. 661327 ID: d4a543

Update facebook status to "waiting for brave knight to rescue me from Evil Lich's Tower." E-mail plans.txt to your parents, with the subject line "found this on Evil Lich's compy"
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No. 661358 ID: 3fd5e2
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661358

>Basically sexually abuse this computer. Read PLANS.TXT first.

Well Plans.txt is interesting...
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No. 661359 ID: ab7529

>>661358
The biggest problem with this plan is that you only have one soul that could be stolen.
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No. 661362 ID: 3fd5e2
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661362

>Now Sabotage this computer
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No. 661364 ID: 3fd5e2
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661364

Well I fucked this computer up.
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No. 661365 ID: e114bc

>>661364
You monster.

Okay let's go out and sneak around further.
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No. 661367 ID: 3fd5e2
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661367

>Alright sneak around further

Alright then lets

"Thah wus'n very nice hun."
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No. 661368 ID: e114bc

>>661367
What's that it's holding? Some kind of weapon? Or a coffee cup?

You could try escaping back through the vents if this wasn't a dead end. Otherwise you'd have to run out the door.
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No. 661369 ID: ab7529

>>661367
I don't see why evil soul stealing kidnappers should have any expectation of being treated nice.
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No. 661370 ID: 3663d3

if they try anything funny give em a sonic screech.
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No. 661373 ID: 46df9e

This is way nicer than taking someones soul, jerk.
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No. 661426 ID: 1cebc8

Dodge and screech.
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No. 661510 ID: 3fd5e2
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661510

>DO CRAZY EPIC DODGE MENUV-

"It was pretty funnehy though, hun."
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No. 661517 ID: e114bc

>>661510
Uh... yeah. Ask who he is, why he isn't sounding the alarm or something.
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No. 661581 ID: fef726

The long hair might mean a woman, ask gender before addressing as he or she.

Clearly that is the most important part of the conversation between you and a potential enemy.
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No. 661584 ID: ab7529

>>661510
Um, thanks. So who are you, then?
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No. 661590 ID: 1cebc8

LOOK OUT, HE HAS A MUG OF ACID (I think)

USE YOUR VOICE TO SHATTER THE wait what is it made of
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No. 661621 ID: 15fae4

>>661510

can you flap up to the roof and perch? It'd be a little safer, at least.
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No. 661624 ID: 6e773d

>>661590 I doubt her voice is good for much other than echolocation. Maybe cause a minor headache if we shout really loud.
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No. 661674 ID: 99cfa8

>>661581
Pretty sure I see boobs there.
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No. 661695 ID: a599c3

>>661674
Wait skeleton boobs? That might just be its ribcage or a bra or something, who knows?
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No. 661731 ID: 3fd5e2
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661731

>Use a Screech attack
I don't want to get on this lich's bad side. I like my soul.

"Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah your funny Blah Blah Blah Blah Lich for 300 years Blah Blah Blah..."

>(Gods she keeps talking on and on like my dad)

"So Since yah leave'n can I come with?"
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No. 661732 ID: ab7529

>>661731
So long as you promise you won't steal my soul, or anyone else I say you can't.
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No. 661733 ID: e114bc

>>661731
Only if she plays nice.
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No. 661824 ID: fef726

Sure, lets get out here. Administrator is coming
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No. 662022 ID: 3fd5e2
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662022

>yeah you can come with just don't steal my or anyone else's soul

"Alright, I'll only take from thieves and Kiegolds."

Alright lets go!
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No. 662025 ID: 3fd5e2
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662025

>>662022
Alright which way should we-
>"......"
"What's with the ellipsis?"
>"Behind you."
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No. 662046 ID: 15fae4

>>662025

Oh SHIT

IT'S CJOPAZE
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No. 662051 ID: e114bc

Bluff. She can say she's taking you back to your cell.
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No. 662054 ID: ab7529

>>662051
[bad acting]Oh my goodness my terrifying and evil captor, what is that thing behind you. Send it away, I'll be good, I promise.[/bad acting]
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