Goldy 2015/05/29(Fri)13:17 No. 643924 ID: f262c4
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Wasting no more time on worthless exposition, let's begin, shall we? From what I know, this is a rather large and busy church, and I'm not sure where the wedding is being held. In front of me is a receptions desk, three doors, and a fellow done up all in black, who I cannot identify from here. Where should I start my no doubt amazing mission?

Knock on receptionist. Ask for location of WEDDINGS!
If there are multiple weddings, ask for the SWEETEST wedding. The most RADICAL wedding. The TUBULAR-EST wedding.

>>643924
Go tell the receptionist you're here for the wedding, and ask for directions. Also, if they have any spare tuxedos anywhere.

Goldy 2015/05/29(Fri)13:52 No. 643943 ID: f262c4
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>Knock on receptionist. Ask for location of WEDDINGS!
>If there are multiple weddings, ask for the SWEETEST wedding. The most RADICAL wedding. The TUBULAR-EST wedding.

I approach the counter all smooth-like.
*knock knock*

Goldy - "Hey, my curly haired friend! I am in the business of looking for a wedding, but I'm not sure where it is! Might you be so kind as to help me out, broski?"

Receptionist - "Uh.. There are.. There are multiple weddings going on today sir. Do you have an invitation? Or maybe your name is on a list of guests I could check..?"

Goldy - "No-siree! I have no invitation at all! Afraid it wasn't written! More of a phonecall thingie, y'know? The name is Goldy though. Goldy Maroon!"

>Also, if they have any spare tuxedos anywhere.

Goldy - "Oh, and I don't suppose you have any spare tuxedos around anywhere, do ya, pal?"

Goldy 2015/05/29(Fri)13:52 No. 643944 ID: f262c4
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The receptionist eyes me suspiciously for a moment.

Receptionist - "Well, sir.. I'm afraid we don't have any spare tuxedos for you.. and it seems that you're name is on the list of people we're supposed to not allow in.. Would you care to explain that?"

Say what? I know I was invited! How the heckta did this happen?? I see the receptionist's hand wander towards a phone on the desk, probably to call security. I'd better think fast if I don't want to get thrown out at the gate, baby!

Tell her it's Chet Charmings' wedding, and you're supposed to be the best man!

Goldy 2015/05/29(Fri)14:16 No. 643954 ID: f262c4
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>Tell her it's Chet Charmings' wedding, and you're supposed to be the best man!

I push the point.

Goldy - "It's Chet Charmings' wedding, baby! And I'm the best man! I gotta be there! I promised!"

The receptionist considers me for a moment.

Receptionist - "Alright.. I'll let you in on one condition. You get in there, and bring me back something to eat! I forgot my lunch this morning and I'm starved! Agree to that and I'll look the other way if you go inside!"

I could agree to this, and find 'em something to eat. Couldn't be that hard! Or I could leave and try something else.

>>643954

Let's get afro-friend some food!