Seems like a pleasant enough place. Just hop on over the lip of the trench and get out of here then.

locate gay elf companion

Stick a grenade in your mouth and pull the pin.

1/2 Tavern 2015/05/23(Sat)06:34 No. 642308 ID: 1d1817
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>>Seems like a pleasant enough place. Just hop on over the lip of the trench and get out of here then.
>>Stick a grenade in your mouth and pull the pin.
Oh, there you guys are. Almost thought you'd disappeared. I can't be that lucky, huh....

2/2 Tavern 2015/05/23(Sat)06:48 No. 642310 ID: 1d1817
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>>locate gay elf companion
The elf thing again? Still the strangest thing you've demanded.... I told you before, the elf platoons keep to themselves mostly. And what if they can tell I've got the trench madness somehow, with their creepy elf eyes or something? I want to get out alive, despite what you all keep trying to make me do....

Bahhh, but everyone'll be dead in a few days anyway.... Maybe I can risk it. Look, I'll make you a deal. If I visit the elf section of the trenches will you stop telling me to kill myself? At least for a little while?

No. Kill yourself now, DO IT NOW.

>>642310

>If I visit the elf section of the trenches will you stop telling me to kill myself? At least for a little while?

Well... okay. But don't let those arrogant elf fucks push you around. Give a few of them some noogies and charlie horses to show 'em who's boss.

1/2 Tavern 2015/05/23(Sat)14:10 No. 642430 ID: 1d1817
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>>No. Kill yourself now, DO IT NOW.
For the love of--! Come on, please? I'm offering to follow your orders for nothing more than a little less noise, here!

>>Well... okay.
Thank you, geeze!

>>But don't let those arrogant elf fucks push you around. Give a few of them some noogies and charlie horses to show 'em who's boss.
It'll be a little hard doing that with how I see things, I wouldn't be sure where to grab....

Grab their dicks.

2/2 Tavern 2015/05/23(Sat)14:32 No. 642437 ID: 1d1817
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I don't think I've ever been over here before.... The elves are a lot more spread out than we are. I'm not seeing any one big barrack for whatever unit this is anywhere, just a lot of holes in the trench walls.

I can't see faces but I feel like I'm being stared at a lot.... What am supposed to be over here for, again...?

>What am supposed to be over here for, again...?

Maybe the elves (are they those orbs?) have something that can help you get out of this situation. Come to think of it, who are you supposed to be fighting, anyway?

Suggestion for the author: Could you downscale the images for future posts to maybe 1/4 of the original size? The current sizes make the "Expand all images" feature kind of useless.

>>642490
Real sorry about the image sizes, my phone takes ginormous images and with my laptop in pieces it's all I got :( I'll try to find something to resize the stuff with.

>>642492
If you have an Android, you can use the Image Reduce app. That's what I use.

Try to push one of the eggs over.

1/7 Tavern 2015/05/24(Sun)17:21 No. 642761 ID: 1d1817
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>>Maybe the elves (are they those orbs?) have something that can help you get out of this situation.
Yeah, they're those things. I haven't seen a person as a person since I snapped....

I'll see if they--hey! They walked away!

2/7 Tavern 2015/05/24(Sun)17:38 No. 642766 ID: 1d1817
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>>Come to think of it, who are you supposed to be fighting, anyway?
If you can even call it fighting.... We're getting slaughtered by those bastards from the mainland. Last week we were up on that hill. A month ago we were all the way out on the plains. Every time that flying machine shows up we're pushed back further, and everyone I'm with gets killed. I'm sick of it, we're just prolonging the inevitable--

>"Oi oi, the fuck're ye doin?"

Huh?

3/7 Tavern 2015/05/24(Sun)17:42 No. 642768 ID: 1d1817
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>"The fuck're ye doin outside my 'ovel, mate? Fuckin tall stacka water, aren'tcha?"

"Er.... What?"

4/7 Tavern 2015/05/24(Sun)17:49 No. 642769 ID: 1d1817
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>"Woke me right the hell up, ye bastard! Ye got a death wish mate, I'll fuckin fight ye, I'll bang yer 'ead in!"

"Whoa, er...mate. I didn't--"

>"Din' wot! Din' fuckin wot mate?!"

5/7 Tavern 2015/05/24(Sun)17:53 No. 642770 ID: 1d1817
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>>Try to push one of the eggs over.
Push him? Well he is sort of in my face....

>"The fuck're ye doin? Oi, you watch yerself--"

6/7 Tavern 2015/05/24(Sun)17:55 No. 642771 ID: 1d1817
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"Hey, cool off--!!"

>"Uwehhhh!"

7/7 Tavern 2015/05/24(Sun)18:03 No. 642775 ID: 1d1817
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Holy--! I can see him?

>"O-oi! Y-ye can't jus' go touchin a guy like that, ye bastard! Fuckin remorse, y-yer not comin onto me, a-are ye?

Uh...?

>>642775
well, he IS kinda' cute...

Fuck his ass.

And you thought we were joking about gay elves.

Oh, what happened to bashing heads in shortstuff?

>>642775

"You wish. Now c'mon, we're getting out of here."

Also, thanks for downsizing the images in this update. I know it's a pain since you're doing this on your phone, so I appreciate the effort.