Step out of the pods.

Ensure hair is still dangerously pointy.

Get out of pod, do battle with whomever is in the other pod to show dominance!

Check your scouter to sense nearby strong energy readings.

Why are we a pair of googly eyes?

Kill Nappa

Rubabu 2015/04/22(Wed)23:30 No. 635990 ID: 9dd1ee
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Me and Karavi get out of our pods

>Ensure hair is still dangerously pointy.
My hair isn't ideal . . .

>do battle with whomever is in the other pod to show dominance!
Karavi is an elite saiyan warrior she has a power level of 2000, with my power level of only 900 do I even have a chance?

>Check your scouter to sense nearby strong energy readings.
I seem to be detecting seven power levels around 700 all coming from separate directions.

>>635990
Yell and strain yourself

Lesbian makeout.

Oh P.S., power levels are bullshit.

Wait until absolutely every opponent is there and offer to fight them all yourself like a TRUE SAIYAN WARRIOR. The people on this planet are obviously weaklings with a much lower POWER LEVEL than yours!

You'll prooobably be fighting them one by one so you'll probably be fine and might even get more POWER as you fight!

Well, all we have to do to fix that is get you beat within an inch of your life.
Checkout one of those power levels, closest frst.

>>635990
>>636001
Abusing Zenkai sounds like a good idea to me; find the sources of those power levels and get in a tussle.
Unless we have some other directive that for some reason isn't "Kill the planet's inhabitants to death."

>>635990
What is your mission here? To conquer the world, I imagine? Also, don't assume because he's over twice your power level that you have no chance. Power level isn't everything. There's also technique.

How far away are they? Any chance of intercepting one to defeat them before the others get near?

So what are the two of you here for, also who's you boss and if you say the chick next to you who's her boss?

Inform your superior of the approaching power's (and ready ass for one hell of a kicking. trust us on that...)

Read a handful of diplomacy?

>>635990
So, what exactly are you here to do?
Conquer the planet? Kill all life? Steal their sweet dance moves?

Saiyans get stronger every time they get beat to shit, so challenge all comers one at a time and fight them until you can't fight any more.
Also, no stupid Saibamen or anything like that. Those are just creepy and steal your precious beatings.

>>636003
>he
Karavi is also a girl, calling her otherwise is a good way to get blasted.

Rubabu 2015/04/23(Thu)10:01 No. 636038 ID: 9dd1ee
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>Lesbian makeout.
I don't swing that way and neither does Karavi . . . or maybe she does I dunno . . . I certainly hope that isn't why she keeps me around!

>Well, all we have to do to fix that is get you beat within an inch of your life.
nice plan, problem is my opponent might decided to go an inch further . . .

>Read a handful of diplomacy?
that's a kind of pleading for mercy weaklings use isn't it?

Karavi: "HEY ARE THERE ANY STRONG POWER LEVELS OR NOT??"

Rubabu: "Yes there are several-"

Karavi: "THEN LETS CHECK OUT THE NEAREST ONE!"

Rubabu: "Y-yes Karavi!"

We fly to the nearest power level, to the north

* * *

there's some kind of shrine.
Also there's some native life forms and a vehicle of some kind

DRAGON BALLS? GATHER ALL 7 AND GET A FREE WISH. MAKE A WISH TO BE THE STRONGEST.

get a more accurate scan with your scouter, which of the natives is the strongest?

Set scouters to read for objects emitting energy, specifically, 7 of them.

scan the locals and see how strong they are. After you tell your comrade how strong they are I say start by destroying the vehicle to keep them from escaping then we can wing it from there.

>>636043
No. Worse than being a waste of effort, it shows you consider them not only important enough to notice, but important enough to fight. As the saying goes, "The eagle does not concern himself with flies".

Unless it's a spacecraft, anybody who needs a vehicle isn't worth our time. Look into the energy source, ask any questions you have to ask, then leave.

>>636046
Fuck that, do you know what a Saiyan is? If she's the kind that didn't get dropped on her head, she's supposed to be a ruthless warrior that leaves no survivors.
I mean, I'm all for mercy, but you gotta act the part, y'know?

Drop the giant Dragonball on their vehicle.

Rubabu 2015/04/23(Thu)12:30 No. 636053 ID: 9dd1ee
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Wow, their power levels are super weak.
looks like the one in the middle has some sort of shield capable of stopping power levels up to 50, cute.

oh looks she's talking to me

Native: "More Humans? you must be friends of Yan, she didn't say anything about expecting guests though . . ."

Humans?

Say, can we get a rundown of what techniques you know?

Also, check time until next full moon. Does this planet has a moon? Maybe several? If a planet has more than one moon do you only need one to be full or do you need all of them? Do you know the artificial moon thing?

Also does she just shout all the time by habit or does she have some sort of voice problem.

Rubabu 2015/04/23(Thu)12:34 No. 636055 ID: 9dd1ee
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Rubabu: "Karavi these life forms are really weak, not the ones we're looking for."

Karavi: "Bah"

Now that vehicle, that's something a shield capable of blocking power levels up to 200, now that's kind of impressive.

>start by destroying the vehicle to keep them from escaping then we can

Sounds fun.

>>636054

Whoops, update. By "she" I meant your companion.

Anyway, all other creatures are lesser than saiyans, therefore thinking you are anything but a saiyan is an insult! Announce your race to correct these ignorant fools, and instruct them in why they should be trembling at the saiyan name.

You guys are probably hungry after your journey, so see if you can get some grub out of these people before you crush them.

Rubabu 2015/04/23(Thu)12:36 No. 636057 ID: 9dd1ee
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Heh not even a challenge.

"Hmm, I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting this Yan yet. Why don't you show us where she is? Answering our question would be beneficial to prolonging your miserable lives."
(check if her directions correspond with a scouter signal)

>>636057
Alright, ask who Yan is. Also, where you can find strong people to fight.

Is that all you're here for? To find strong opponents to have fun fighting?

whelp that was fun and I don't really feel like fighting someone who can't really fight back. No challenge, no fun, and while this was a nice way to stretch your limbs from the ride over I say find one of those higher power levels and see if you can't get a real fight going.

As for this Yen, assuming you or your partner don't blow those three to kingdom come tell it to send Yen your way if he's strong, could be fun.

the weak one with the shield may be the one in charge you protect important things after all. grab it by the collar and demand answers. if it refuses then blow up one of it's subordinates.

Grab the shielded one by the neck and demand to see this "Yan". They're likely an elder and know everything.

>>636053
>>636057
Inspect the object on the head of the middle one. Is it an orb, or a disk?

Rubabu 2015/04/23(Thu)17:19 No. 636082 ID: 9dd1ee
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>Is that all you're here for? To find strong opponents to have fun fighting?
I'm assuming Karavi just wants to be entertained, if she has another reason for us being here she hasn't told me.

>Inspect the object on the head of the middle one. Is it an orb, or a disk?
Looks like a disc

>grab it by the collar and demand answers.

I reach out to grab the native, I feel the shield around my hand, it tickles.
before I grab hold-

Native swordsman1: "Hyaaaa!"
Native swordsman2: "RyaaH!"

Rubabu 2015/04/23(Thu)17:21 No. 636083 ID: 9dd1ee
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Native Swordsman1: "You'll not lay a hand on our prime minister!!!"

Native Swordman2: "Die monster!"

heh

Stop each blade with the tips of your fingers, laughing at how powerless they are to stop you like a TRUE SAIYAN!

>>636083
Finger beams or just blow them back with energy without moving the rest of your body. That's probably more impressive.

grab their swords as they swing down at you, then come up with a one liner like "Thanks for the flattering gifts, you really do know what a lady likes"

>>636084
>>636085
No, see, with how weak they are they can't actually hurt you at all. Let their swords shatter on your flesh.

Just grab the prime minister and ask who this Yan person is, and where to find her. If the minister wants to know why, just say you're looking for a challenging fight.

Disarm them and slap them with the flat side of the blade. Or, if you take that more literally, beat them to death with their own arms.

Grab their prime minister and beat them to death with him.

Tie their swords into pretty bows.

Rubabu 2015/04/23(Thu)20:15 No. 636135 ID: 9dd1ee
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A feeble attack

Rubabu 2015/04/23(Thu)20:18 No. 636136 ID: 9dd1ee
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the hit is made with the flats of their own swords yet their now lifeless bodies crumple to the ground all the same.

it's always surprising how weak some creatures are

Now point an open hand at the prime minister and pull their neck into it with your POWER.

You do realize that if you kill the weaklings, the rest will start using their brains and utterly destroy you. Right?

PLEASE STOP KILLING PEOPLE. You can fight later, when it really matters.

>>636136
Continue your interrogation. Maybe try not to break the guy.

>>636138

Don't worry they're so weak they're not even people to glorious SAIYANS such as Rabubu.

turn around and menace their prime minister "where is this yan you speak of, hopefully they will be better sport then these feeble creatures you call guards"

Make examples of them.

Ask the remaining one if this "Yan" person is strong and where they went if they are.

Being rapping to show your dominance over this puny prime minister

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!

>>636143
Examples of what? There's not much left.

>>636150
Have you seen what people do in Dragon Ball Xenoverse? People have actually made John Cena, and it's beautiful.

Well that happened, now ask about these humans. Seeing how weak this things body guards were ( and they made it sound like this guy is important) it's probably safe to assume that the higher power levels would be the humans.

>>636138
The strongest power levels we could detect were around 700. We have a 900 and a 2000 here, one of whom is guided by Quest voices. We'll be fine.

>>636136
"So. This 'Yan'. Tell us where she is and you might live long enough to confirm her identity for us. Mkay?"

Rubabu 2015/04/24(Fri)10:46 No. 636188 ID: 9dd1ee
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>You do realize that if you kill the weaklings, the rest will start using their brains and utterly destroy you. Right?
HehehehHaHaHaHAHAHAHA!

I grab the remaining weakling

Rubabu: "Where is this Yan you speak of? I'm looking for a real challenge"

PrimeMinister: "I-I won't tell you anything!"

???: "LET HER GO!"

Rubabu 2015/04/24(Fri)10:47 No. 636189 ID: 9dd1ee
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Yan: "I'm the one you want"

Rubabu: "And you are?"

Yan: "I'm Yan."

She may be Yan, but is she also dere?

"Very well then."
Casually discard the weakling, then FISTICUFFS.

"I require challenge, will you face me? And would you please be so kind as to inform me where to find more challenging opponents as well?"

Scan her while the thing in your hand squirms.

Hrrm. I feel like you should probably keep your distance and fire from afar-that sword won't do her any good if you don't come into melee range.

Test her by firing a blast. If she survives she's worth fighting.

Test her. Toss the little man into the sky, see how she reacts.

>>636189
Drop the weakling, and see how well Yan can take a punch.

Ask Karavi if you can have the honor to fight her. best to ask to show respect to your superiors after all.

scan power level, drop the whatever you have in your hands, fight Yen, and hell maybe we'll get lucky and the weak thing with the crappy shield will run back and send some more decent warriors for you to fight.

What does the scouter say about her power level?

Rubabu 2015/04/24(Fri)16:16 No. 636225 ID: 9dd1ee
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>scan power level
705, I can beat her, but I shouldn't be careless.

Rubabu: "Koravi! can I have the honor of fighting this opponent?"

Koravi: "The practice would suit you Rubabu, maybe with enough you'll learn not to SUCK, HA HA HA."

Rubabu: "Grrrr"

bitch I'll show her how strong I am!

Rubabu 2015/04/24(Fri)16:17 No. 636226 ID: 9dd1ee
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Rubabu: "Fine Human, I'll put down your little friend and show-"

Ahh! she's gone!

Annnnnnd stab in the back.
Why did you expect the human to have honor, you dolt?

Throw your prisoner, hard, in a random direction. Force Yan to break off her surprise attack to save the fragile thing before it's killed on impact. She challenged you to protect it, she'll be forced to act.

Which then gives you an opportunity to attack.

can't your scouter tell you where she is?

>>636226
Look up!

watch your zoning.

Make sure you destroy that sword before Yan uses it to cut off your tail in hiant monkey form! I've seen how these things go!

>>636226
Gain some altitude, keep an eye on your blindspots and scan for her power level.

Toss the PrimeMinister straight up in the air. You should be done with this fight before she hits the ground.

>>636226
She's almost certainly above you, and preparing to kill you with her sword.
Tell the weakling to go get more strong fighters, and let her go. You wouldn't want to have to hunt them all down when you could get them to come to you, after all.

Did you know that people can be trained to suppress their power level? Don't rely on your scanner - if somebody scans as weak but doesn't act like it, then consider them a potential threat.

Rubabu 2015/04/24(Fri)22:35 No. 636290 ID: 9dd1ee
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>Throw your prisoner, hard, in a random direction.
oops looks like that shield kicked in, forgot about that.

Rubabu 2015/04/24(Fri)22:37 No. 636291 ID: 9dd1ee
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>Look up!
Shit, she's fast!

that almost got me!

Blast 'em!

>>636290
I kind of assumed if we were rated to 700, we could throw her harder than a shield rated to 50 could take. Oh well.

>>636291
...uppercut between her legs.

>>636291
Punch her in the cunt! It's a dragonball tradition!

you're in a really good position to spin yourself and nail that bitch in the gut with a left hook. That should show her not to take you lightly.

Careful, she may be more powerful than she's letting on.

>>636291
Gut punch!

Remember to finish all your statements with "I'm just Saiyan!"
ie: "You should give up now, i'm just Saiyan"

>>636291
She's a swordswoman - disarm her.

>>636336
As in; pull her arms off. Beat her to death with them for extra points.

Rubabu 2015/04/25(Sat)14:31 No. 636345 ID: 9dd1ee
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>Punch her in the cunt!
>...uppercut between her legs.
Rubabu: "Hyaaa!"
Yan: "AAIIEE!"

>I kind of assumed if we were rated to 700, we could throw her harder than a shield rated to 50 could take. Oh well.
My power levels over 900 I'll have you know!
And have you ever thrown a person!? it's awkward they aren't really aerodynamic or anything.
Also I wasn't really even trying!
Grrr! I'm not Weak!

now open your palm and fire a energy beam like the one you used to destroy that ship.

Well, if we're trying to amuse Koravi, that probably did it.

Knock / wrench / blast her sword away from her while she's still stunned from the pain (disarming armed opponents is good), then energy blast her right into the ground.

Blast her while she's stunned.

>>636345
Take the sword!

>>636345
Let her keep her sword. It'll be more fun that way.

Energy blast, then as she's flying away flash-step into her path and smash her into the ground.
If that's enough to bring her down, then tell her to go find you somebody who can put up a fight. Otherwise tell her she's terrible at cheap shots, and you came here looking for an actual fight.

DESTROY THE SWORD

Kill her then take the sword!

>>636345
All right, now shake that sword free and powerbomb her all the way into the ground.
That's not a chi move by the way, I'm talking about the wrestling move. Then again a powerbomb might be awkward unless the slam downward creates enough backlash to bounce you back into the air, where you can continue the powerbomb.

We could go for a suplex.

Rubabu 2015/04/25(Sat)21:28 No. 636394 ID: 9dd1ee
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>DESTROY THE SWORD
Hah, like I even have to she's so weak as is

>Blast her while she's stunned.
Take that weakling!

>Hah, like I even have to she's so weak as is
It was more to demoralize and humiliate her than anything else.

>blast her
Now punch her out of the sky, make a crater.

Stand with your arms against your hips, laughing at the results of your attacks!

wonder if she's going to be able to get up after that one, hope so, it'd be a shame if the fight was over so quickly.

Don't get too cocky, and keep that sword well away from your tail.

BE. CAREFUL.

Remember, you know the rumors - beings whose power level increases every time they sample a taste of death! Do NOT let her recover, pummel her to an inch of her life and dominate!

>>636407
They're called Saiyans.

Fly after her as she's blasted away and punch her into the ground as hard as you can. Nothing will be able to survive the resulting dust cloud.

DESTROY THE SWORD

>>636394
>Hah, like I even have to she's so weak as is
Didn't you JUST tell us that you shouldn't be careless?

BREAK THE F#@%ING SWORD

>>636465
How about we compromise. we break her arms so she can't use the sword. Then she's defenseless, and we have a sword. It's a win, win.

Before we continue with the kicking of the arse, let us give a 90s anime laugh.

>>636466
Ever see one piece? Zabuza from naruto? As long as they have a mouth, they can wield a sword...in theory

>>636782
Well this isn't one piece or naruto. This is dragon ball z, we shoot lasers and shout for hours at a time.

>>636797
I was simply stating the possibility that it could be used without arms.

>>636837
I know. I just wanted to say that dbz joke.

Rubabu 2015/04/28(Tue)20:43 No. 636869 ID: 9dd1ee
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>and keep that sword well away from your tail.
She's weak as shit and can't even begin to lay a hand on me, I don't have anything to worry about from that sword

>DESTROY THE SWORD
Breaking a sword in the middle of a fight is really hard okay! it's probably folded a thousand times or something!
maybe if I grab it I can just break it over my knee . . .

>BREAK THE F#@%ING SWORD
FINE! I'll break the damn sword

Rubabu: "Gimme that sword!"

Yan: Never!"

Rubabu: "I SAID GIVE IT!"

*THWACK*

damn she's got a pretty solid deathgrip on the damn thing

>>636869
Break her wrist.

>>636869
She's probably trained to never let go of it no matter what. You'll have a hard time getting it away from her, and she'll probably use your focus on the sword against you. Focus on beating her first and foremost.

What kind of awesome special moves do you have? Use one.

Hmm. Well, I suppose if you get her focused on trying to protect her sword instead of herself, that'll create an opening you can exploit.

>>636869
Break her wrist then break the sword!

>>636869
It's not worth the effort of trying to get the sword away. You can use energy blasts from outside the sword's range, and in melee you have to be too close for it to do much good anyway.

You have a grip on her, so throw her into the ground.

Yan: Revenge crotch kick

Use your head. Headbutt her.

well if she won't let go of the sword then just grab her sword arm and just slam her into the ground and repeat that a few times until she lets go or it gets boring.

Just break/dislocate something in her hand/wrist/arm/elbow/shoulder. Good enough.

Cast Flurry of Punches!

>>636869
Vaporize that arm while you still have a grip.

Rubabu 2015/04/29(Wed)15:22 No. 636974 ID: 9dd1ee
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>Just break/dislocate something in her hand/wrist/arm/elbow/shoulder. Good enough.
one solid punch should do-

Yan:"FLAMING-"

Rubabu 2015/04/29(Wed)15:24 No. 636975 ID: 9dd1ee
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Yan:"-KICK!"

*THOCK*

Rubabu: "GYAHH!"

Rubabu 2015/04/29(Wed)15:26 No. 636976 ID: 9dd1ee
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Rubabu: "M-my tail and lady parts you B-BITCH!"

so much pain . . .

Rubabu 2015/04/29(Wed)15:28 No. 636977 ID: 9dd1ee
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Errg she seems to be charging some sort of attack . . .

Interrupt it with your patented bicep beam.
Its a punch.
Punch her in the face.

tuck your tail into you pants, she's charging a cut attack.

Blast her from a distance, we dont know what her attack will do.

>>636976
Channel the pain of those aching ovaries into some kind of terrain-altering energy blast.

This should be interesting. Get ready for it.

Get ready to DOOOOOOOODGE!

>>636981
Her ovaries weren't anywhere near that kick.

Rubabu: Blast her from a distance, then dodge her charge-attack.

She's going to charge you! Charge up a POWERFUL ATTACK and stop her with it!

Dooooodge!

Shoot Her with a small beam.
I say small because the plan is blast her then DODGE!

DOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick throw some quick energy blast to interrupt her charge and get ready to take to the air to avoid whatever she might throw at you

What does the scouter say about her power level?

LW 2015/04/29(Wed)23:34 No. 637056 ID: 9dd1ee
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Yan: "BEAM SLASH!"

LW 2015/04/29(Wed)23:36 No. 637057 ID: 9dd1ee
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>DOOOOOOOODGE!
Zwee!

Rubabu 2015/04/29(Wed)23:39 No. 637059 ID: 9dd1ee
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Rubabu: "My turn now!"

>Charge up a POWERFUL ATTACK and stop her with it!

I've been saving this for a special occasion, this'll do
Rubabu: "TWIRL BLAST!"

Rubabu 2015/04/29(Wed)23:39 No. 637060 ID: 9dd1ee
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Yan: "Sh-shit!"

Rubabu 2015/04/29(Wed)23:40 No. 637063 ID: 9dd1ee
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*PLAAAM*

>>637063
Aw man, stupid dust clouds... can't you like, blow it away or something?

be on your guard, don't want a repeat of last time.

Keep shooting.

Track her with your scouter, don't let her get behind by using the dust cloud as cover.

>>637063

Do a quick sweep for an audience. All that flashy, loud stuff might have gotten the attention of another one of those 700's

Quick, disappear so that when she makes a sudden recovery and 'suprise' attack from the dust cloud, you aren't there.

Then attack her while she's looking confused.

>quick teleport forward to dodge the beam
Pff. Oh man, that's great.

>>637063
Use your scouter to track her through the dust, and flash-step behind her.

If she's still in fighting shape then knee her in the kidney.
If she's too wounded or weakened to fight then tell her to take the surviving weakling and go fetch you some more strong people to fight.

Rubabu 2015/05/02(Sat)12:22 No. 637544 ID: 5d4fc9
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>Quick, disappear
I'm just gonna hide out here while I wait and see what happened

>Do a quick sweep for an audience.
there's the pointy headed thing running towards the smoke cloud

Rubabu 2015/05/02(Sat)12:27 No. 637545 ID: 5d4fc9
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The smoke clears

heh she's alive, good. I'm still not through with her after that cheap shot.

Yan: "Terid! what are you still doing here?!"

Terid: "She blew up my car!"

Yan: "Well go find someplace to hide or something"

Terid: "but you'rs hurt are you sure you don't want a-"

Yan: "Not yet, I can do this . . ."

ATTACK WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED.

She has a crazy look in her eyes.

Hide for a moment longer, charge your KI and prepare yourself!

>>637545
She's got guts. Perhaps she's more worthy an opponent than you anticipated.

wait.. it sounds like they are talking about some kind of healing. better then the fluid pods?

>>637545
>don't want a
Shit. They have some ace up their sleeves. Blast the pointy-headed thing. See if you can just use a focused beam to cripple it. Then come out of hiding and go "This is a one on one fight. No cheating!"

>but you'rs hurt are you sure you don't want a-
Hmm. The weakling has access to healing or something?

>what do
Fire two shots, quick succession. The first at the weakling so she has to shove her out of the way / tank the hit, the second aimed right at her before she can dodge or change directions after that.

Maybe it's not the most honorable tactic, but if you're going to concern yourself with the welfare of weaklings, it will make you weaker. That's life.

appear behind the sword chick and give her a good swift kick to the ass. Then taunt her saying you came to this world looking for a good fight, not a bunch of weaklings who fall over when you poke them to hard.

>>637555
Honor? Pfft, we don't care about that.
The problem is cheap shots mean we don't get to fight as much.

Flash-step behind Yan and kick her forward so she face-plants.
"Please. You haven't landed one good hit on me yet. Take some time to freshen up and call for backup.
We came here looking for challenging fights, not to spank some novices - unless you're into that~"

>>637550
If they have some kind of powerful healing, then we want to take it. This hasn't been a hard fight, so if she heals up then we can just beat her down again and rub her face in it. More fighting is better.
If they have a secret move, we want to see it. Then we can either copy it and use it ourselves, or at least get a more entertaining fight.

People seem scared. That's not the way of a TRUE Saiyan!

Kill the one she's talking to, maybe she won't be so pathetic then.

>>637579
Then who will call for backup? Yan's too busy, and the guards are dead.
If you're suggesting we go flying all over the planet to hunt down strong fighters when we could have them coming to us, then you're not thinking clearly.

Besides, Yan's at her limit anyway. The time to make her mad was when she was still fresh, not now when she can barely stand. If the weakling can heal yan, then we can get a second round before the fun in her is used up.

Ignore the weakling. They're moderately more useful alive.

>>637581
See, that's the thing with villainous types: They see an opportunity in front of them, and they always turn it down assuming a better one will come along, every time. And they let this get in the way of common sense! Let your foe heal? This isn't some training dummy, it's a halfway decent fighter! Take out the fool who ran onto the battlefield, and take down her failure of a guardian soon after.

>>637545
Scandal! They're doing.. THE DRUGS!
Swords, drugs, who knows what dirty tricks this 'warrior' has in store?

>cheap shot

But you did it too.

>>637589
I don't think you quite understand how Saiyans work.
Fighting is better than not-fighting. Winning is good, because it means you're good at fighting and can keep doing it. Dying is bad because it means you're not good at fighting, and probably aren't going to get to do it anymore.
If Yan heals, that's good because it means Rubabu can do more fighting.
If Yan powers up, that's good because it means Rubaru can have an even BETTER right.

You're looking at this as if fighting is a means to an end.
It's not. Fighting is the end.

>>637589
You misunderstand, my friend. This isn't villainy, this is fun. We're not fighting to get stronger, we're getting stronger to FIGHT!
We don't want to kill people just because if we kill them then they can't fight us anymore. Also, if we kill people, eventually there'll be someone stronger who takes offense and kills us, rather than fighting us so we get stronger and can fight them more without fear of death!
It isn't about killing to live gloriously, it's about making your death worth living for.

Take the pointy head, she clearly has something that can power up the human, use it for yourself

Be careful of the little one. Try to draw Yan away from her.

Rubabu 2015/05/03(Sun)17:20 No. 637996 ID: 5d4fc9
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>Take the pointy head, she clearly has something that can power up the human, use it for yourself
healing is pretty handy, if she's still alive after this maybe I'll look into that

>Fire two shots, quick succession. The first at the weakling so she has to shove her out of the way / tank the hit, the second aimed right at her before she can dodge or change directions after that.

Rubabu: "You should of stayed out of this pointy, NOW YOU DIE!!"

Rubabu 2015/05/03(Sun)17:22 No. 637997 ID: 5d4fc9
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Yan: "damnit you idiot!"

Yan deflects the first ki blast

Rubabu 2015/05/03(Sun)17:23 No. 637999 ID: 5d4fc9
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The second blast strikes home!

RAPID FIRE BARRAGE.

Hmm. Looks like she's about to lose her top.

>>637999
Now get her in the face.

Take her prisoner. She fought well, but you can expect any of her Lv. 1000-something partners to be ANGRY about what you did.

Yeah it seems that pointy headed thing must have something unique to it, why else would she protect something that worthless?

Either way she's getting weaker, it's obvious she won't be much of a challenge much longer, so let's start breaking down limbs.

>>638006
Let's not count our chickens before they're smashed. Go for a grand finale, a sort of feint towards her that transitions into a ranged attack.

how many of those blast do you think you can pepper her with before she falls down? Let's find out shall we?

>>638006
Yes, prisoner. Her compatriot there will be much more willing to talk if you show you're not actually here to kill everybody.

no point in taking her prisoner, blast her to hell

I somehow get the feeling we're not actually supposed to exactly kill Yan. At least, not right now.

Or maybe I just like her.

Beat her up, but don't overkill it. Or her, for that matter.

Blow her legs off and leave her as an example to the others.

Blast her a few more times and laugh maniacally! She's tough, but hasn't been able to lay a hand (or blade) on you.

Rubabu 2015/05/05(Tue)22:38 No. 638442 ID: 5d4fc9
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>Take her prisoner
not gonna happen, no where to keep her and nothing to restrain her with

>Kill her
>spare her
whether she lives or dies makes no difference to me.
she's not a threat. and soon she won't even be a nuisance!

>how many of those blast do you think you can pepper her with before she falls down? Let's find out shall we?
Rubabu:"heh heh heh!"

Rubabu 2015/05/05(Tue)22:40 No. 638445 ID: 5d4fc9
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that looks like it hurts Haha!

Rubabu 2015/05/05(Tue)22:41 No. 638446 ID: 5d4fc9
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the smoke clears

huh did I vaporize her?

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

You have a scouter, how do you keep losing her?

Hey Rubabu!

What's the SCOUTER say about her POWER LEVEL?

Tilt and scratch your head and unfurl and raise your tail in mild, adorable curiosity.

Energy blast barrage is the most effective ki attack in the history of the universe. She is clearly dead.

I bet she escaped to get help from the pointy headed dude.

She's probably getting away with the midget. Look carefully!

Maybe the pointy-heads can teleport or something?

No, people never vaporize, don't be silly. If she were dead there'd be a dramatic broken sword stuck in the ground to proove it.

Always assume an enemy you can't see is attacking you. Dodge.

>teleport
If the pointy had a teleporter, her car being blown up wouldn't have been an acceptable excuse for not getting out of here.

Rubabu 2015/05/06(Wed)10:57 No. 638559 ID: 5d4fc9
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>scouter
yup her powerlevel is still around, taken a severe beating though, down to 330

Rubabu 2015/05/06(Wed)10:59 No. 638560 ID: 5d4fc9
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. . . and there she is
must've gotten behind me when I was distracted

she's smart to be running away, she doesn't stand a chance of winning with those injuries.

You can either
Don't let her get away and finish her off... unless you want to follow her and see if she leads you to stronger opponents. But I choose the former

Just wait for her to call for help. It'll be more fun.

so now the question is do we run her down and finish her off or do we find another one of those higher power levels? I mean she really wasn't much to fight and didn't really have anything we really wanted in the first place so I'm not really seeing a point in hunting her down unless your partner doesn't want to leave survivors or you have some reason that demands that you go and finish her off.

anyways other then that chick, what is the closest/strongest power level for us to fight?

We aren't finished with you yet, weakling!
Catch up, grab her by one foot and slam her into the ground repeatedly. Then watch her try to crawl away. Only then will the beatdown be complete.

Yeah she will be hurt until her little friend she saved heals her up.

Aliens are a tricky bunch you know.

When you don't have the power to fight your battles honestly you come up with all sorts of sneaky tricks to win.

>>638560
Catch up with her, and tell her if she brings you some stronger people to fight you'll take her out for drinks later. Then give her a playful slap on the ass and head back to that weakling's building to wait.

This is great! She'll go round up all the strong fighters, so you don't have to go find them!
Even better, the weakling said something about a party, right? Parties mean FOOD! Eat up!
After that you can do some training while waiting for the next fighter to show up.

Blast one of those rocky plateau things in her flight path so it explodes upwards and she crashes into it.

Let her go for now. Take a quick rest and wait for the next one to appear.

She can't stop you now.

Finish her off now or you'll regret it later.

>>638560
Try to wing her. Down her, get her wounded enough she can't run away. Then get up close and TAUNT HER.

How about we just blast in her general direction since we can't seem to decide whether or not to let her go? Maybe roll a die to see if we hit?

>>638955
Regret WHAT, exactly?
If she gets help then she saves us the effort of tracking them down ourselves. That's good.
If she somehow gets stronger then we get a better fight out of her later. That's good.
If she calls out the military to attack then we can cut loose blowing stuff up just for the heck of it. That's fine.
What is it you think she can do that WOULDN'T advance our goals? The only thing I can think of is if she runs away and just hides, which doesn't seem to be her style and would be just as much a loss for us as what you're proposing.

What are you, scared? What are you so afraid of?

>>639051
Have you EVER in your ENTIRE LIFE consumed even a SINGLE piece of media where there is a bad guy that lets the good guy go?!

>>638560
SHOOT HER
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HEEEER

>>639081
Yes, and it always bites them in the monkey butt.
GIT 'EM, GIT 'EM!

Or, or, we could go eat a banana. Super powered space monkey-tail people like bananas, right?

>>638560
Kill her until she's dead.

Capture her and break that annoying sword. Maybe you can keep her around as a sparring partner for later. Any information you can gain would be helpful as well.

>>638560
What do you do to an enemy that can possibly regroup and come back stronger? KILL MAIM BURN KILL. This human classifies as someone who can increase their power to become stronger, therefore you hunt her down while she is weak and FUCKING KILL HER RIGHT NOW DAMMIT.

SERIOUSLY. KILL HER UNTIL SHE DIES, WHERE YOU CAN CONFIRM DEATH.

Hit her with another energy barrage until there's so much dust, she couldn't possibly survive.

Don't you WANT stronger enemies, though? If you let her catch her breath, she might become more of a challenge, especially since she's had a taste of your power already and might be more prepared next time, or in the least be more wary. I don't see the need to worry if so anyways, you have Karavi with you.

Rubabu 2015/05/09(Sat)10:23 No. 639203 ID: 5d4fc9
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>see if she leads you to stronger opponents.
Gotta scouter s'all I need to find opponents

>Don't you WANT stronger enemies, though?
weakness doesn't breed strength, maybe if she put up a good fight, but she really, really didn't

*Zwee*

Rubabu: "Do you honestly think I'll let you escape? show you mercy?!"

Rubabu 2015/05/09(Sat)10:25 No. 639204 ID: 5d4fc9
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*THWACK*

Rubabu: "you piece of trash! only the weak show mercy!!"

Rubabu 2015/05/09(Sat)10:26 No. 639205 ID: 5d4fc9
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Rubabu: "for a pathetic rat like you to think that of me is the gravest insulted!"

Rubabu 2015/05/09(Sat)10:27 No. 639206 ID: 5d4fc9
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Rubabu:"One that you'll die for making!"
*WHAM*

>>639081
>Have you EVER in your ENTIRE LIFE consumed even a SINGLE piece of media where there is a bad guy that lets the good guy go?!

You're not familiar with Saiyans, are you.

>>639084
>Yes, and it always bites them in the monkey butt.

Ok, and your point is... ?
If it bites us in the ass then it bites us in the ass.

>>639186
>What do you do to an enemy that can possibly regroup and come back stronger?

Wait until they're at their best so you can have the most challenging fight possible, of course.

>This human classifies as someone who can increase their power to become stronger, therefore you hunt her down while she is weak

You're not making any sense. She's weak but she could get stronger, so we should stop her from being a worthy challenge?

Saiyans are only truly alive when they're fighting to survive. Contenting themselves with weak fights is like somebody dying of thirst contenting themselves to lick the sweat off a bottle of water.

>>639205
She never ASKED for mercy, nor EXPECTED it. In fact, she was pretty much dead set on killing you until you pulled that cheap shot by shooting at the weakling.

Enough wasting your time and energy on her. Just go after one of the remaining strong fighters.

I get the feeling you're overcompensating for being the weaker one, Rubabu. Why even waste your energy killing a weakling? It doesn't prove your strength in the long run, anyhow. She was weaker than you from the start, it's not that impressive a feat.

>"you piece of trash! only the weak show mercy!!"
Well, this explains why you're not trying to get stronger by training against your stronger peers. They'd be obligated to not show any mercy and murder you for trying.

>>639206
So, where'd the pointy land? And are either of them dead yet?

You should probably let her stammer out her last pathetic bit of defiance before you break her in half with her own sword. You know, for dramatic effect.

aaaaaannnnnddd a good solid energy blast to finish the job.

>>639207
I know that Saiyans other than Goku that let their enemies power up, escape, or otherwise gain an advantage tend to get their butts kicked whenever they come back.

And even Goku doesn't tend to make out the best in those scenarios.

I also know that Vegeta - the most obsessed of all Saiyans with honor and their birthright - was perfectly willing to blow up his ally when he got his butt kicked.

>>639206
Blow her up. We're done here.

>>639208
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Saiyan#Personality
Saiyans are said to let opponents gain advantages in battle "for fun." The battle's already over.
It also says they satisfy their lust for violence and conflict with "barbaric slaughter." That's how this fight's going to end.
Finally, Saiyans in emotionally stimulating situations make rash decisions, and lack empathy. Killin' em seems very rash, rather than the tactical thought "Oh, if I don't kill 'em, I can fight 'em again!" or whatever logic is used to justify not turning them into a smear in the dirt.
Nowhere does it mention Saiyans only fighting to survive. They'll kick anyone's ass. They'll kick your dog's ass. They'll kick their own ass. Heck, they made a living off killing entire planet populations with singular saiyans.

Pew pew pew.

Blast her to hell

Blast her to hell

Well, the aliens who live here seem to care about her, so keeping her as a hostage adds an extra layer of coercion on top of just threatening them.

They're probably dead anyway. If they aren't they're too weak to ever be a threat to you anyway. On to the next fighter!

Who can take on the powerful Rubabu? Will the inhabitants of PLANET be able to stop her? Let's find out on the next episode of... SAIYANS!

>>639203
Blast her to hell, and if the corpse stays intact, rip her FUCKING HEAD OFF.

Seriously. One must be sure.

Do the monkey dance of victory.

Blast her as hard as you can. Mysteriously fail to destroy the planet despite weaker blasts having destroyed celestial bodies in the past.

Kill the Yamcha!

Yan: Deflect blasts with your sword right to her crotch

Rubabu: Make a mental note to invest in protective gear for your crotch

Rubabu 2015/05/12(Tue)11:02 No. 639885 ID: 5d4fc9
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>I get the feeling you're overcompensating for being the weaker one,
Sh-shut up! I'm killing her because I want to!

Rubabu: "TWIRL BEAM!"

Rubabu 2015/05/12(Tue)11:04 No. 639886 ID: 5d4fc9
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Yan: "d-damnit"

Rubabu 2015/05/12(Tue)11:05 No. 639888 ID: 5d4fc9
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. . .

Rubabu 2015/05/12(Tue)11:06 No. 639889 ID: 5d4fc9
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Zwee!

Rubabu 2015/05/12(Tue)11:09 No. 639893 ID: 5d4fc9
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What! who the hell is that!

Wan Inu: "Yan are you alright?"

Yan: "y-you didn't need to do that, I had her right where I wanted her . . ."

Hey! That's our sound effect, copycat! Seriously, we filed a patent with the Saiyan Patent Office and everything.

Scouter that shibe!

Well, you won that fight, and you didn't show mercy. Congratulations. She's beneath your concern, now.

Stay silent, asses the newcomer. What's the scanner say?

You might've burned enough energy to drop below 700 yourself there.

Oh great we have to fight against animals now?

Well it was pretty fast so check its power level. Probably going to try and run for it though.

Also where did the little cone headed thing land?

scouter that thing, make sure it's actually there.

Check your scouter.

Shiba inus are widely known to be alpha dogs, all of whom have a great urge to be top dog.

She is literally doing this to one up you.

ONE UP HER ONE-UPMANSHIP.

ZWEEEE THE FUCK OUT OF HER.

She's adorable! Throw an energy ball at her while shouting "Fetch, doggy!"

>>639893
"You wanted me standing over you firing ki blasts? You're kinkier than I thought."

>>639893
"If you seriously wanted me over you twirling you into oblivion, you should know I don't swing that way."

....

Geddit? Swing? Twirl?

...

shut up

Rubabu 2015/05/12(Tue)20:04 No. 640024 ID: 5d4fc9
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Wan: "Go find Terid you're gonna need one of her Seinaru Seeds"

Yan: "Right I think I saw her bouncing around past that plateau"

Wan: "I'll hold off the invader until them"

>Scouter that shibe!
Yikes 765!? how did an animal get so strong?

I guess this is one of the other high power levels . . .

>You might've burned enough energy to drop below 700 yourself there.

N-no way I barely broke a sweat against that idiot with he sword! I can do this!

Well better hurry because they are talking about healing the girl you beat up. Don't want to fight two at a time do you?

Please, two against one we should easily win! I mean if we couldn't beat them and had to be bailed out by Karavi would be humilating to the max.

Regardless! No mercy, these people seem to do anything they can to protect each other even if it'll put them at a disadvantage.

Scouter yourself, babe.

>what do
Try for the one-two cheapshot again? Force Wan to protect Yan so you can shoot her.

Time for a plan of attack: Zwee back to the pods, tell Karavi about the Seinaru seeds stash these guardians have, and you two can find the stash and fight all three or more of those 700-levels at once, for great justice! Or for fun. Either will do, really.
Also, while we're there pick up some dog treats to throw at Inu when we return.

>>640024
Selfie with the scouter to find out your power level

>>640032
This is a Saiyan.

The answer to "Do you want to fight two of them at once" is *YES*.

>>640024
Hey
Here's something fun.
Fly down smile sadistically and do nothing and wait for her to react first.
Unsettle that doge.

>>640088
this.

How far do you think you can punt that thing.

>>640088
>>640090
Are we going the "I am an adult" route? I hope so.
Do the above and wait for her to react, then I vote punting >>640092. Field goal style.

>>640088
Yessssss

Become overcome with adorableness and attempt hugs.

Failing that, this >>640088 .

>>640088
>get punched in the face
Let's be real here.

Tell Karavi that these seeds they are talking about sound really interesting and ask if she would prefer to fight the dog or the wounded girl. If your opponents keep switching like this then the fighting could go on forever.

If you both mop up these guys fast then you could check out the seeds and get some lunch.

Just get angry and yell real loud. That's how raising your powerlevel works, right?

Rubabu 2015/05/15(Fri)14:29 No. 640673 ID: 5d4fc9
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Karavi is back, she seems to have found something

Rubabu: "Karavi! That pointy head I threw around earlier has some sort of magic healing seeds!"

Karavi: "Magic healing seeds? hmmf that sounds like it'll really draw things out, how boring."

Rubabu: "My scouter detects the sword wielder's power level closing in on the pointy head."

Rubabu 2015/05/15(Fri)14:37 No. 640675 ID: 5d4fc9
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Karavi: "you there, Mangy pile of filth."

the dog growls at Karavi

Karavi: "For every one of those seeds you or your friends use, I will destroy one of whatever passes for a city on this mud hole of a planet. So you know, don't do it or else"

Wan: "why are you doing that"

Karavi: "because I don't want to be here all day."

Wan: "You evil monster!"

a moment passes

Karavi: "Rubabu this creature isn't rushing to tell it's friends, I don't like it when people don't play along."

>>640673
Dragonball earring?

>Rubabu this creature isn't rushing to tell it's friends, I don't like it when people don't play along.
Maybe it thinks it's being clever, and there are no 'cities' for you to destroy. Maybe it doesn't think you're really serious, and needs a demonstration. ...or maybe it's truly foolish, and thinks it can stop you.

>>640675
"Oh don't worry, it just needs some motivation."

use your scouter to find where the other two are then line up a shot. Then rush in and punt that thing towards it's friends and as it's sailing through the sky yell "Remember to tell you're friends what Karavi just said"

Also when you get a moment ask Karavi what she has there, I didn't take here as a jewelry person.

and before you yell yes I know she has a dragon ball, I'm just not sure if we know that IC

My god, such villainy in their selfishness. They witness a threat to lives on their planet and their first instinct is to sit and whine about it. Tell it to stop being a selfish idiot and tell it's damn friend to not eat that seed, because we don't take promises lightly.

This planet would be better off without the likes of you two.

Tell you what little doggy, you beat us, Rubabu, we'll let the two of you go and eat that seed. But not a second before you beat me. You'll need it to even think you can handle Karavi, assuming she doesn't get bored of this.

Well I guess a demonstration would be in order then.

Perhaps the puppy needs a *kick* in the right direction.

>>640675
Give her some motivation to comply.

>>640675
Tell the stupid dog to do it, you're not actually here to murder a ton of people. You're here for some good fights. Then maybe you'll leave afterwards. Maybe.

Just destroy the dog quickly and hurry up. You need to grab those seeds before the greedy locals eat them. Any sort of healing items would be valuable to the Saiyan race.

Help the poor thing on its way to tell its friends. With a kick or something.

>>640675
"We're here looking for challenging fights. Senseless slaughter is what we do when bored. Don't bore us, and we'llleave your cities alone."

>>640908
Yes, make sure not to mention that you're going to blow up their planet until you're safely in orbit and they think you've left.

>>640941
What? We can't sell a planet if we blow it up!